If you could go back in time and witness any event in history, what would you choose? For me it's would be the Herxheim burial ground. I would want to see the supposed cannibalistic tribe that abducted people in a 500 mile radius and brought them back to their village to be feasted upon.
The resurrection of Jesus
>>18771625The birth of Obama. I've never been to Kenya in the summer
>>18771628This, let’s get to the bottom of this shit once and for all. I’m bringing a expensive video camera
I want to see interactions between the Wenja and Udam tribes.
Taking a walk through rome from southern italy after the spartacus revolt and miring the thousands of slaves hanging on the crosses for days, imagine the smell. OrSpending a day in a temple if inanna in ancient mesopotamia
>>18771625Disputation of Paris.
>>18771625the siege of tenochtitlannothing like it has ever happened before or since
>>18771628Based. But Jesus had full powers after the Resurrection so He would appear only to those He chose
One of the treasure ships transporting all of the exotic animals to beijing
Dead commies on the Eastern Front.
>>18771625This is cracking me up for some reason why the fuck would you choose Herxheim kek. It's like choosing Haiti out of anywhere in the world to live today specifically because you heard they eat cats and mudcakes and get into street shootoutsThe herxheim ritual cannibalism came about at the end of a cooling crisis where crops failed and, instead of rallying together, the farmers turned on one another, possibly because their vegan diet and fucked up social dynamics stressed them out too much.
>>18772124In other words, it wouldn't even be cool. it wouldn't have an evil aura. It would be a bunch of starving dirty farmers, probably looking like emaciated zombies, their wattle and daub huts collapsing around them, the first phase of their civilization coming to an end, roasting a screaming dude on a spit then eating him. they probably had no special monuments or sinister architecture or costumes, they wouldn't have had the energy or effort for that, everything was collapsing.
>>18771925You can alternatively try to see Jesus' whole ministry where he (allegedly) performs miracles throughout.
The polar alignment.
>>18772126Sounds sinister and full of evil aura
With the panzergroup spearheads in Operation Blau in summer 1941. Nothing more kino than german panzers penetrating through oceans of steppe into the Caucasus some 1600 miles from homeland.