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Why are world leaders so asexual? Why wasn't Stalin doing Beria shit? Why wasn't Hitler? Why wasn't FDR or Napoleon or even Caesar?
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>>18771732
>Stalin
pretty sure people accuse him of trying to sleep with a teenage girl
>Hitler
same thing
>FDR
likely cheated on his wife while president
>Napoleon
constantly slept with other women the moment he realized his wife was cheating on him
>Caesar
outright had a kid with cleopatra with it being an open secret
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Caesar used to call Cleopatra “golden mouth” because she gave him such good head. The dude got pussy. He had a reputation for being very handsome
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>>18771735
>FDR
>likely cheated on his wife while president
He was a ladies man in his youth but after being crippled he was almost certainly celibate for the remainder of his life.
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Regular reminder that there is zero evidence that Beria did any of the shit he is accused of
>But the politicians! They said..
When he was alive? They brought him to justice and put a stop to his crimes, right? Oh. They waited until after he was dead to bring this up? Huh.
>But the bones! They found bones in his house!
Oh yeah right, he killed people and buried the bodies in his own house, despite having access to the largest country in the world to hide them or dispose of them. Didn't feed them to pigs or grind them up and put them in the Red Army's goulash or blast them into space on a Soyuz, by buried them in his own house. Huh.
>But Stalin! He heard Beria was with his daughter and sent his bodyguards to rescue her! Even Stalin was afraid of him!
Oh. Fucking. Please. The "a million deaths is a statistic" guy heard he was trying to rape his daughter and he wasn't hanging upside down in a barrel of cold piss while simultaneously being castrated and skinned alive within the hour? Huh.
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>>18771742
To add, the guy was secretly building thermonuclear weapons without authorisation or any of the Presidium knowing about it, but his murder victim corpse disposal was to bury them in his garden. Huh?
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>>18771737
He cheated while on wheelchair?



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