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Post your measured cocks

>with ruler
>straight, top down angle
>collage compare if you like
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for example
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every size welcome, no shame

but be prepared to be humbled hehe
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Best I can do
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I have a pic of my dad's cock against a remote on my laptop, will post here if i find it
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>>2681481
That doesn't even look like it's hard, is it really the best you can do?
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>>2681481
Would suck. Wouldn't mind having it up my ass either.
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It's about 2.7 inches
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Is it sufficient size?
(Not full hard, add 0.5 cm)
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>>2682202
damn so suckable
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>>2682020
>>2682076
>>2682202
All these feel like prime examples of why dick pics are the biggest collective optical illusion humanity's manage to pull. These three all have completely different lengths but if I didn't see the rulers I'd say they all look within an inch of each other
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wow, a lot of smaller guys here. I thought I was alone
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>>2681474
i love seeing small cut cocks like this blast out cum like a firehose. the smaller ones are always the best shooters
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>>2683481
I’ve noticed that too, a lot of the time dudes with huge dicks have tiny loads that are watery and unimpressive
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Approx. 6in. Not too shabby I think
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>>2681472

That’s a cute cock. Don’t see too many low and tight circumcised ones
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>>2681645
You're needlessly digging the ruler into your putenda there. Everyone knows the official rule for penis measuring is to get some yarn. Start it at the anus, wrap it three times around the balls, and then extend it just past the tip. Then you just measure your yarn and you have your length.
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>>2684697
Based on your method of measurement, my penis is 18 inches long
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>>2681472
Not quite hard. Should be closer to 3.5" fully erect.
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This was fun to make.
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>>2688054
outstanding work!
You are being considered for the Nobel Prize..
Please continue your good works.
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What do you think of mine?
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Sorry, no ruler
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>>2688190
fat and long, these look the best but usually those who has it disappoints
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>>2688220
Then why did you post it, huh?
In fact, why are any of you stupid fucking faggots posting your own cocks? This isn't /soc/. Read the fucking sticky.
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>>2688054
Problem is all toilet paper rolls aren't the same size
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>>2683762
Not bad at all!
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If you have a curved one, should you use a measuring tape to measure it, since it's all going in anyway?
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>>2681484
Post it with yours next to it
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Tadaaa
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>>2681472
Putting the ruler on the side of your dick will make it seem bigger than if you put the ruler over your dick.
t. 7 inches but 8 inches if I do this trick
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>>2688190
Your measurement is a little skewed - ruler should be perpendicular to pubic bone, but you have it angled there (as such, it's adding a bit of length). That said, you have a categorically big ahh dick. Consistently thick girth throughout + above average length...

What do women usually tell you about it? Assuming you're sexually active with them, that is.
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>>2697585
OP here. Long and thin. Slight upward curve. Usually sits between 6-7 inches long depending on body fat and arousal. Girth has always been something I’m self conscious of. At the thinnest part it’s 11cm (or 4.3 inches) around.
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>>2697813
I almost thought we had the exact same desk
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>>2684697
For scientific purposes, that's what you're supposed to do. I know effective length is base to tip but scientific length starts from the pubic bone
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>>2697815
I posted and received this response. Then I got banned for posting that personal pic.

Okay. Whatever. Retarded assed schizo moderation.
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I’m shy not gonna lie
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thoughts? i've always felt that i'm a little too skinny. but then i'm built like a string bean overall so i guess it's somewhat in proportion lol
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>>2699169
Dude what the fuck you’re hung bro, I’m the reply above you for reference, you’re hanging!
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My small friend
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>>2699142
that bottle is not really a good reference, you've got a pretty dick tho
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Test
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