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Did you suck it anyway or reject it?

Let's hear your horror stories.
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Yup my first gay experience. Met up with a stranger at a local park in the middle of the night over the romeo app. Pulled down his pants and started sucking. His cock tasted like piss extract and he was extremely hairy. He pushed my head against his dick, after about 2 minutes he shot his load into my throat, i nearly had to puke. Tasted absolutely awful. He immediately stood up and zipped his pants and left...
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>>2699288
My first bf's cum tasted extremely foul, but that's because he was a bodybuilder and his diet consisted of, like, pan-seared pork chops and steaks and maybe a mashed potato or chicken breast. Really smoking hot body. He didn't smell bad, it's just that his jizz was foul tasting.
>>2698869
Yeah, I hooked up with a nineteen year old with phimosis once. He was clean, but the smell in his foreskin was quite strong. It's not typical of uncut in my experience (maybe most are just extremely paranoid about it so they go overboard with the hygiene?)
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>>2699289
>maybe most are just extremely paranoid about it so they go overboard with the hygiene
that's basic hygiene, not something one goes overboard with
i guess you just found a filthy retard
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Hace como medio mes, volví a ir a casa de un hombre que conocí en grindr, me habia jurado no volver a ir, ya que su casa esta en pésimas condiciones y el no es físicamente atractivo, pero regresé.
Solo nos besamos, me daba un poco de asco acostarme o sentarme ya que habia pelo y olor de perro en todos lados, lo peor fue cuando se sacó el pene, un olor horrible salía de ahí, solo lo masturbé para que no se viera feo, pero yo estaba que me vomitaba, el igual me masturbo y le dije que me tenia que ir, y no le volví a hablar
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I once set up a hookup with a Grindr acquaintance I only met once before. He asked if I wante him to wash his cock after work and I said I didn't mind, he said he liked that I agreed to it. It was very ripe, like piss had been fermenting in his foreskin all day. I smelled it and licked it clean. He then couldn't resist the urge to fuck me even though he was opposed to it the previous time we met because he didn't like doing it with strangers
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When I was in the Marines, I was going to hook up with this guy. Now, Marines are either super hygienic or nasty fucks.
I am very clean, and uncut, so my tolerance for bad hygiene is very low.

The guy shows up, and he's uncut and smells like old cum. Not to mention, he was chewing a fruity gum. Both of these were no-go for me. I walked him and he couldn't believe it. I said yeah dude, you need to clean up and I never hooked up with him.
I do not tolerate bad hygiene.
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>>2698869
When I used to frequent a porn theater, I had a policy of sucking ANY cock that I could.
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>>2698869
Very first guy I sucked. He was a plumber, chunky and had worked all day. Took me into the woods dropped his pants and told me to get started. Even before my lips touched his cock I could smell it. Stale piss and sweat.

Should have bailed but my first time so just figured to press forward. Started sucking his cock and it tasted as bad as it smelled. He must have seen my hesitation so he just grabbed my head and skullfucked me.

When he came, he just pushed his cock as deep into my mouth as he could so for about 15 seconds my face was buried in his pubes. Just the icing on the cake.

I also didn't know the etiquette of swallowing or spitting but I thought it was insulting to spit so I swallowed after his cum had sat on my tongue for a minute.

He said thanks, walked out of the woods and I followed. Went home and went through a bottle of mouthwash trying to get the taste out of my mouth.
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Yeah I was curious and met up with a guy to suck him off. Pulled his foreskin back and it was rank. Red patches with white oozing around it. Stank terribly

'It's just balanitis don't worry it's normal' he says. Fuck off mate. I don't care what it is if you think I'm putting that in my mouth. Clean your damn dick.

I left his house with his trousers still round his ankles. He sent me a few angry messages. If I were younger I would have been too nervous to say no but I've learned how to respect myself

That was actually the last man I met. It put me off meeting strangers but I would like to have another go.
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hooked up with a guy to blow them, smells so bad just getting near their crotch would cause me to gag. Felt bad so i forced my self to try but could not do it, cause with that dick it my mouth it smelled even worse. Left after a couple min. I dont know why they smelled so bad, the area looked clean and whatnot but the smell.
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>>2699289
If he was american he may not of been aware of how exactly to clean it.
>t. uncut american with some phimosis who had to google it
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https://thisvid.com/videos/two-buddies-sniff-their-smelly-cocks/
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My cock smells. Who wants to suck it?
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>>2701469
That's an excellent policy to have
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The first time I gave head was my cousin, he was circumcised and it smelt and tasted so good.
After i met another who was uncircumcised and as soon as I put it in my mouth, I was repulsed, thing thing smelt like onions so I stopped and left.
A few days later I called my cousin and we got together and it was the same taste as before. I have been blowing him since abd his cum taste good, a little salty at first, I told him to drink more water and he searched up on how to increase the volume. I started noticing it about a month after 1 month, his load was quite impressive and it tasted good really. I told him to continue doing that and I will swallow all his load. Been doing it for 2-3 years since. Sadly he got a gf and it stopped but I told him, anytime he needs his dick sucked, I will do it in a heart beat. He blew him twice since and he's been with her for almost a year. :-)
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Kind of related:
1. Got with a guy at a backroom daytime cruise lounge. He was very cuddly and kissy which was fine but he had a weird body smell. He explained later it was oil from a massage he had come from.
2. About 20 years ago: a cruisy downtown men's room. Me and two other guys jerking off. We all came but one guy's cum had blood in it. We all freaked out and me and the other split leaving the poor dude.
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Imagine the stench of a fishy cock in a changing room
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Yeah once i sucked a hairy smelly cock of a white dude with oily hair, there was probably remains of urine on his glans but when you're horny you don't care
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>>2698869
Use to be really into just jerking off cocks in my car in the park. I would have lube and gloves and pocket pussies/strokers and just gave out as many handjobs as I felt. I always really enjoyed it, it was fun to get a big throbbing cock pulsing with cum and there was zero risk of STD. Had my fare share of shrimp dicks but didn't mind cause they were always grateful.

In steps into my car a young chub BBC. His pictures must have been old cause he had to have added 20lbs since the pics we swapped. Cock was absolutely huge a real 9" hammer, uncut and with a curve in it. Some guys just unzip the fly of their pants or stick it out of the zipper but some guys like him just go bare ass to the seat which is why I alway had a machine washable seat cover. As soon as he leaned back with his pants down my car smelled like straight shit covering up the strong weed smell in my car. I leaned over to start fluffing his cock and got nothing but a mix of body oder and shit. His dick was kind of moist with sweat until it aired out and now there was a mix of body order, shit and bad dick musk.

I had zero sexual desire after like 2 minutes into this and just decided to jerk him off as fast as possible and leave. Wrapped both my hands around his cock and used the lube from the arm rest I stored there. Heavy Lube use and squeezed the fuck out of his cock trying to get him to nut. Jerk him for a ridiculous amount of time like this, at least 30 minutes and he just leaned back with his arm over his eyes moaning sometimes when I did something off tempo.

Ask him if hes close and he says no, tells me to suck him, told him no. Says okay and strokes himself, he stops being as hard and slowly goes flaccid. Says he can't finish, stands up out of my car before pulling is pants up and walks off.

Looks on seat and there was a giant skid mark on the seat cover, literally gaging while taking the cover off at the gas station and throw it in the garbage.
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>>2708103
I kinda like when a cock is a little musty especially with piss
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ngl I get scared of cock smelling bad before a hookup so I always wash clean under my skin
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>>2701321
Finally a dude that stands up.
You fags need to learn som self respect for fuck’s sake.
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Always considered myself mostly straight, last month decided to hook up with a guy to see what it's like.
Went real good, mutual oral, jerking have met twice since. But last night was pretty one sided, more me looking after him which I enjoyed, and he barely touched or sucked me.
After I blew him I said, I'm not sure what women complain about, that was easy, nbd at all.
He said, OK I gotta tell you- 'maybe women don't like giving YOU head. I'll be straight with you. You've got an odor'
I was like huh wtf? He said it isn't that bad, but after a while it can get a bit too much to take. He couldn't describe the smell, just that it was strong :(

I'm uncircumcised, wash all the time. Haven't seen any dickcheese on it since I was a teen. It wasn't cum or precum that smelled, but the skin?

Guys is this common? Is there anything I can do? Like I said I wash all the time. I work a real physical job and in summer I sweat like a bitch. Should I be using talcum powder? There's no sores, I have hair but I keep it trim. Idk what to do
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>>2698869
>Smelly cock thread
>Ctrl-F smegma
>No results
disappointing. :(
>>2701318
This is hot tho
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>>2698869
I'm a hygienic guy, shower daily, sometimes twice in hot weather. Started talking to an older guy on craigslist (I was 19 at the time) and he said he liked guys with "man smells". Even when I worked out and was sweaty, I never smelled real bad.

I arranged to go over to his place and beforehand, he asked my not to bathe for a couple of days.. It was the weekend so I could do that without grossing out people at my job. He said he would do the same. He kept touting how great and erotic man smells were.

Day comes and I don't think I'm that ripe. G Meet him at his, make out, he licks my pits, has me lick his, which were discussing. He knelt down and pressed his face into my pubes, inhaled and told me how good I smelled. Put my cock in his mouth and said I tasted great. Trades places and he pulls my face into his crotch. What a fucking smell. And when he put his cock in my mouth I couldn't stop gagging.

He came pretty quickly in my mouth and I tapped out. Told him this "man smell" thing wasn't for me.
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>>2701469
Great policy
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Once when I was a young fag I used to invite older guys from chatrooms to my house when no one was around to suck them, this one time a older guy came around, I took him to the shed we had at the back of my house, got on my knees and the dude pulled down his pants, the smell was awful and hit me all at once, have you ever smelled like the juices coming from raw fish, well it was something like that mixed with piss, the dude either hadn't washed for a really long time, or he had some kind of std, besides the smell the cock was normal, but it was so fucking foul that i wasn't able to stomach it, and told him to gtfo



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