Emma Myers, "Snood"Previous: >>5232663Isabel Myers, "Izzy"Previous: >>5206858
>>5248062God, she's so hot
>>5248063Male pattern baldness is so hot right now
Snood has fallen so hard she now needs to share her threads with her barely-famous sisters.
>>5248130Myers girls are FLAT
>>5248134The youngest isn't. Guess it was compensation for the down syndrome
>>5248136Hold on, lemme check
>>5248152They're not huge but they're clearly "normal" sized breasts compared to the tiny Snood or the actually flat Izzy (haven't seen enough Avery to comment on her)
This is legit spam. These two thots are infinitely below other women who have nonstop threads, like Taylor Swift or Emma Watson. Some brown subhuman keeps spamming the same pics over and over. But I don't mind - this is a containment thread for the insane.
>>5248163The other two threads are already archived, tardIt can't be spam
>>5248163I wonder how she knowing the world would see her tiny tits in her A-cup bra
>>5248167*How she felt
She's not impressed by how small your pp is
>>5248147Throbbing hard for this>>5248163I want to spray those pathetic tits and then take high resolution pictures of her looking all red-faced and ashamed
>>5248163fixed
Snod a shit
>>5248190SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP !
>>5248227Emma is so ultra talented. She can do it all folks.
>>5248190Izzy got the good genes
>>5248235I think she's wearing sweatpants.
>>5248235id like to put my genes insider her
>>5248243I want her to sit on my face with them on
>>5248246Same. No sloppy seconds.
>>5248296Fine. I'll take her hairy asshole.
>>5248046>>5248047>>5248049so damn beautiful
>>5248323She just needs a better agent.
>>5248328sure does protector was suppose to be a spring board for her and her friends and they landed a whole lot of nothing. Whys emma not useing her nepo powers . does she like being means to her sisters?
These two are the absolute most gorgeous women in existence
>>5248331not even looks can get you a acting career in 2026 its joever
>>5248305She prefers it that way anyway :)
>>5248332>careers in a dead industry>>5248176it's well within breeding standards and it's even bigger with her specs on>>5248138>>5248136looks like Anya Taylor Joy before the bucc succ. nose job is probably a no brainer
>>5248142I"m putting a lot of effort to lucid dream just to dream with her
>>5248412The cutest cute that ever cuted
>>5248414Many are saying this
>>5248421KFM
>>5248401I thought that was RFK Jr.
>>5248421Izzy, my love! <3 <3
>>5248509
>>5248505Poor Snood - not even a podium finish.
>>5248505Not a single one of them has finished their meal. And yet there’s hunger in Africa and Europe.
>>5248509The forbidden Myers
>>5248520Didn't realise that forbidden meant cutest and sweetest.
>>5248176no one is
>>5248505>>5248518to be fair its all bland dishwater garbage. Just give me a nice bacon double chee and some curlies.
>>5248148Lol.
>>5248603Young women are the joy of humanity (J. Epstein)
>Go on date with Snood>She shits herselfHow do you respond
>>5248609Four?! How is a man to ever complete his collection?
>>5248062She gluck?
>>5248603Tradwife material
>>5248603>The thread about you and your sister has reached 105 posts in less than two days!
>>5248602I found them (they're in my mouth)
>>5248603What an absolutely gorgeously perfect woman in all existence!!!
>>5248518>hunger in Africa>motherfuckin cradle of civilization>meanwhile in Philippines niggas eatin pag-pag>>5248603one thing I hate about these younger generations is the being ashamed of their excitement in totally acceptable situations and absolutely obnoxious with it in non applicable ones.>>5248609*sighs* Isabel, how many times do I have to tell you I dont want to fuck your sisters? I married you because you're the only one I want. Now, I just got off the phone with Vaughn Murray's people and she will be arriving in a few days, then together you two give me untold pleasure for the rest of our time here.
>>5248678What an even more gorgeously perfect visage of feminine divinity and beauty!!!
Snood
Snood, a close-up
>>5248682>>5248684Worth discussing because she's disgusting
>>5248682>>5248684Worth discussing because she's beautiful
>>5248682>bald spot >huge flakes of dandruff >greasy bad skin>fat bulbous nose>no chin>le FAS faceHoly kek ong fr
>>5248761You know you wanna glaze that face anon, just do it already
>>5248682>Beautiful eyes>Kissable lips>Surgery-free face>No age lines>Striking complexion>Healthy weightHoly wow ong fr
>>5248682So amazingly beautiful
>>5248771>shooping out the adams apple Why though?
>>5248793Stop replying to yourself. Cringe.
>>5248796Quit projecting on me, senpai
How is this even possible
The Snoods
Snooderino is insanely cute in the second season of AGGGTM
>>5248682Bruh, look at this Snood. Oh no no no...
>>5248812Only way to explain such divine beauty is that God actually exists.
>>5248834Post wrist
Avery...
>>5248631She's perfect but this would make her perfecter
>>5248812As a board
>>5248858What a titcow
>>5248869Pretty much >>5248631
Emma "Poopy Pants" Myers
>>5249026Legend himself is back?
>>5249025Fake and gay.
>>5249026BASED!
>>5249072Damn, she's balding too
>>5249073Whose the one on the left
>>5249075balding at 20 kek
>>5249076women
Snood looks a lot like her father. You can see that clearly in this picture.
>>5249082Lol
>>5249082This looks genned. I can tell from some of the hairs and from seeing quite a few gens in my time.
>>5249083Why does Avery have a fat fucking cock
>>5249083MILF rating?
What causes the myers sisters to go bald? Diet? Trauma? Harmful transitioning drugs?
>>5249117diet they all stick thin, they just eat grass like farm animals
look at these legs and tell me with a streight face that this is not borderline eating disorder, thinspo,turning into ana.shes like 100 pounds not that she should gain any weight. but any less and she will snap in half
>>5249083Damn, mom looks great, considering the age gap between the kids looks tight.
>>5249123She is a vision of divine perfection
>>5249132true
Fucking WHORE
>>5249117not enough of my semen
>>5249157It's heartbreaking what happened with Snood. She gave hope that not all women were soulless sluts. Even if she herself was unattainable, she represented the idea that Snood GF's existed out in the wild. Now she's just a reminder that all women, even the more innocent seeming, are just corrupt cum dumpsters
>>5249092To add to her appeal
>>5249171Lol
>>5249171no wonder women are incapable of loving you, holy fuck
>>5249171I feel you, but understand this: even if she knew you existed, you wouldn't register enough to repulse her, far less hold her hand.Lord fucking forbid she feels free to be girly and a little odd.
>>5249175I don't want women to love me. I don't like them.
I'm becoming more and more convinced that the schizo spamming shitty photos of Snood or AI slop with Milla Jovovich's daughter is a religious nut frustrated because Emma has a boyfriend
>>5249185What does your therapist say, though?
>>5249074>>5249073>>5249070>>5249065>>5249035>>5249028>>5249027>>5249019>>5248812I want to lucid dream about her and kiss her
>>5249217See:>>5249202
>>5249220what?
>>5249222I'm suggesting that you seek therapy. Don't sleep on it
>>5249225for wanting to dream about a beautiful woman? what's wrong about that?
>>5249226The lack of trying
>>5249228what the fuck are you taking about, this bitch is rich and famous
>>5249180them you are just faggot. is fine to just not be attracted to women and to want a penis introduced in your asshole.you don't have to blame women for that
>>5249230You acknowledge this, but you still simp and lust after her? You need help, bro
>>5249202That you're a faggot
>>5249240Lel, is your therapist an 8th grader?
>>5249235Why would I spend money 'trying' to date in real life when I can manifest her for free in my subconscious while my body rests for the grind? It's called optimization. You wouldn't get it.
>>5249242>you wouldn't get it If (you) can't explain it, I don't think that you get it either
>>5249246> If (you) can't explain itFine, let me break down the ROI for your room-temperature IQ:- Cost of dating IRL: $-$500/month, high probability of rejection, 0% chance with celebrities.- Cost of lucid dreaming: $0, 100% success rate, tailored dopamine release, zero refractory period.I am literally multitasking my biological rest cycle with hyper-realistic simulations. It's peak efficiency.
>>5249249How much did that pallet of cope cost though?
>>5249249>nobody had relationships or sex before money happened Literally touch grass
>>5249257>How much did that pallet of cope cost though?Still cheaper than the monthly bandwidth you waste refreshing a thread about another man's dreams.
>>5249261We are talking about Izzy Meyers, not a peasant girl from the year 500 BC. Try approaching a famous e-celebrity with "no money, just vibes" and see how fast her security team tackles you to the grass.
>>5249264>>5249265Man, you are on a whole new level of sadness. I hope you find peace
>>5249266Imagine getting emotionally compromised by a shitpost to the point of sending thoughts and prayers. I hope you find peace, bro. You seem fragile.
>>5249267Ah, the ol' "I was only pretending to be retarded!" Defense. I'm like a level 99 and I knew you weren't pretending
>>5249271Bro is writing a whole fanfiction about my mental state just because he couldn't counter the ROI breakdown. The only thing you're Level 99 at is taking a shitpost to heart.
>>5249272Doubling down with the "I was only pretending to be retarded" take. It's a bold move
>>5249277Even if I play along and assume you're genuinely sad for mewhich I don't buy for a second!the fact that you're this deeply invested and can't stop replying is a much bigger cry for help. Who hurt you lil anon?
>>5249279I truly do feel sorry/sad for you, and not even in a mean or condescending way. What do you do for work/fun?
>>5249287>I truly do feel sorry/sad for you, and not even in a mean or condescending way. What do you do for work/fun?Oh anon, so now you suddenly care about my well-being after spending the whole thread trying to insult me and conveniently ignoring the parts that were clearly shitpost? Have fun!By the way, I highly recommend you try lucid dreaming, it’s an amazing experience.
what a beautiful creature
>>5249298I've always cared, I just thought we were doing a back and forth type thing. Humor can be harsh but there's no ill will here
>>5249298Explain "Lucid Dreaming" for the uninitiated, please
>>5249299What's with the comb-over?
>>5249298Axbridge bro?
>>5249303A lucid dream is a dream where you become aware that you are dreaming, allowing you to gain some level of control over it. It's basically like having access to your own personal Matrix for a bit. You can dream about whoever you want, wherever you want, you can fly, have sex, etc. And it feels completely real, the experience is mind-blowing.The downside is that it actually requires some effort. You have to keep a dream journal to recognize patterns, and consistently do reality checks so that when one of those patterns pops up while you're asleep, you instantly realize you're dreaming
>>5249307>You have to keep a dream journal to recognize patternsI usually just spin a top in my dream to identify lucid dreaming
https://uploadnow.io/f/chc4Cf7
Snood lost
>>5249382
>>5248045Shit thread. We need to keep them separate or else it's just going to be ugly ass Emma the whole thread.
>>5249392Shut up
>>5249394No fuck you. The wrong sister got famous. Emma is ugly as fuck, Isabel is a literal angel.
>>5249382jenna a cute
>>5249242>no pussy>still grindingthis is not the way comfy pepe does
>>5249143Izzy is such a sex kitten
What is it about the Myers clan that attracts the most delusional autists
>>5249396Emma is fugly but Isabella is mid at best
>>5249428take that back Izzy is goddess
>>5249416F L A Thuge eyes
>>5249430Don’t listen to the tranny. She and Emma are in a realm of beauty that words cannot describe in any way possible.
>>5249122Marry Izzy, fuck Avery, keep Snoody as a sidepiece cuckquean
>>5249428Emma looks like a fucking goblin.But Isabel is genuinely one of the cutest women on Earth
>>5249299Why doesn't she shave that monobrow
>>5249441Nah, knowing she's as hairy as a Greek baboon makes her hotter
>>5249428Gay
>>5249237>My Mom sat me down and was like - do you realise how big this show is? You can't walk out the house without washing your hair again now!
>>5249501Imagine the smell...
>>5249444Hell yeah! 444 you are telling facts
>>5249441feels great rubbing her third eye with my third leg
>>5248045ugly & and slightly less ugly
>>5249237Unfortunately the Snood mom assumed, incorrectly, that she'd at least be smart enough to not publicly announce to the world that she shits her pants
Drop rare Avery’s
>>5248045Those are some huge buttplugs
>>5249576All Avery's are rare, and I hate it.
Remember when snoodtranny constantly spammed her on every board? He lost and so did snood. Pedophiles have moved on. SAD!
>>5248046already came twice on this
>>5249616One pump chump over here
>>5249390>you won't believe what olivia myers looks like now!
If greeks are "hairy", why would the snood sisters be balding in their 20s?
>>5249607Absolutely amazing how ever bit of her is simply feminine perfection.
>>5249671Point out the "feminine perfection"
>>5249675Okay, first open the picture on a separate tab. Then enlarge it. Magnify it. And then slowly look at every pore, line, how her clothing softly rests on her form, and every strand of hair. That’s where she’s perfect.
>>5249576*finger pops in cheek* ...and still tite
>>5249667American food is poisonous
>>5249612>Pedophiles have moved onWe have not
>>5248227I didn't know we could post webms in hr
>>5249732mp4's too
>>5249732Limited to 4MB
testing
>>5249736>>5249737She's so beautiful, bros
