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>>5258940Do you think kstew watched pretty woman and instantly thougt>wow, I gotta pick up some whores in my limo tonight?
>>5258929Why? The other thread was only on page 4. What happened to thread etiquette? There was no need, OP. Anons sort by Last Reply now. Not necessary.
>>5258983Sturm & Drang 4 kstu
>>5258929I sincerely believe she is the dumbest actress in the history of cinema. By far.
>>5259008why?
>>5259032https://m.youtube.com/shorts/r9xoJs9rdKc
>>5259047https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rew3qp/kristen_stewart_is_asked_what_would_break_your/?tl=fr
>>5259008>>5259047The news reporter sounds less intelligent and more brainwashed than Kristen. I think the news reporter probably voted for a 34 time felon that only wants to grift and Kristen didn't.
>>5259047>>5259048>>5259120quite astonishing how you folks are so polarized out there. that orange block really did a toll on you, radicalizing both sides so much. shame he can't be president forever
>>5259124Why should any American support a grifter American President who enriches himself billions in office, who starts a war with Iran for Israel that costs billions and billions on top of American lives, who illegally taxes Americans extra based on his day to day feelings, who wants to take away states rights when it comes to elections, when that same orange piece of shit ran on being America first? Trump's appointed health officials are also super smart, as intellgient as the current loser Secretary of War.
>>5259128Everything sounds great.
>>5259128can you not?This is my kris10 safespace to put in terms you understand.
KStew and RPatz Forever!
>>5259570
>>5259570>>5259571
>>5259392it ain't difficult sweetheart. just put your lips on it and suck.
>>5259128All demonstrably false and go here:>>>/pol/
>>5259570publicity stunt
>>5259651Their love was genuine and real, Anon.
>>5259664Maybe but its not tristan & isolde tier like kstew and me.
>>5259776i bow to your convictions, Anon.
>>5259776>historically accurate stewifeimagine the bush
>>5259930Teresa Palmer?
>>5259933no, Kiwi Stew has boobs as well as a killer accent.
*blocks your path*
>>5259977k
>inb4 feet anons
>>5260127oh great, tranny arms.
Bump.
>>5259930heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLOo-uJcg4
>>5260941>>5260942cutieeeeeee
>>5260942
>>5260947No
>>5261147Yes
>>5261160OK, fine.
>>5261176
>>5260214Girl.>>5260407Hag.know the difference. it could save your life.
>>5260909>haha yeah I'm so comfortable right now and all the time>that's why I cant stop writhing in my seat and clenching my hands together in a nervous manner for 15 mins haha>also, like, you should totally watch my ugly WIFES new movie I'm in where I have a black male best friend and a cat voiced by a muppet jew and white people are bad>*crowd of illegals cheers for AIDS filled ice cream*set the world on fire
>>5261291>cant stop writhing in my seat and clenching my hands together in a nervous mannerThat's literally how she's been behaving in public since... forever?
>>5261291I LOVE DYLAN AND HER GIGANTIC HEAD
>>5261377NO FEET FOR YOU JIMMY FALLON I MUST PLAY UP MY UGLY FEMINISM FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WEST>>5261389I'd love to drive a railroad spike into her massive cranium with my boot>>5261402>Colt 45>not Olde English 800confirmed antiwhite propaganda
>>5261452bro... take a rest.
>>5261452It may be my imagination but I think I can unironically see shawkats desire to destroy western society in her eyes.
>>5261389Do more nude scenes please, Mrs. Stewart!
>>5261663>in her eyesunfortunately it's much clearer if you look lower(ofc I speak of her crotch)
Kristens height is sometimes shown as 5'5 but its actually closer to 5'3 (162cm)
>>5261935I lover her bunny teeth.
>>5261402So this is the power of guerrilla filmaking
>>5261907professional autists figured it out long time ago.
>>5262345https://www.celebheights.com/s/Kristen-Stewart-4684.html
>>5262413>Horsemanhow related to Dylan is she
>>5261907>HPnjHnuWQAEmbXC.jpgWow, she's really put on a lot of weight here.
>>5261907She's floating. How is she doing that?
Cj is a brutal lumberjack from Sasktchevan compared to this dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCFj6yEXzqw
>>5262531Just a 6 inch vertical. I have a 4 foot vertical similar to Michael Jordan.
>>5262596MORE BLACKS HOW REBELLIOUS
>>5262413Kristen Stewart for puss puss magazine. Sounds kinda gay.
>>5258968Fuck out of here with that AI slop you clanker!!!
>>5262623I also hate that AI is fucking everywhere!
Bump!
>>5262611HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
So, Max Landis yelled at Dylan one time and that resulted in her turning into a lesbian and faking rape allegations? Why would Kristen marry this skank-fraud?
>>5263402no, it wasn't dylan who initially accused him. she only made a supporting post on insta when his cancellation already blown up
>>5263412All the people surrounding her are terrible, but she's an awful cunt too.
https://youtu.be/bHk20C33r_c?si=ce3t8XtDZwW7Ol9e
>>5262611
>>5263746The haggening is beginning
I love classic Stew!
>>5263852Don't we all!?
>>5263900>the exact same face>the exact same body>the exact same attitudeit ajvar
>>5263746Giga-mogged.
>>5264209
>>5264230my favorite nigga is back, lol
>>5263540Whoa
>>5264520>joint is 50% roachstupid jew bitch
so perfect
She's pulling all the stops but seems to be over the hill now. Commendable run, but hagdom is here.
>>5264900carpet munching appears to age people much quicker
>>5265014doing her Keira Knightley impression >>5265015>>5265018the times they want to look the most is when they change their hair color
>>5264900>She's pulling all the stopsshe's never grungemaxed harder tho
>>5265015>tfw no retarded homeless kstew gf to take care of and wash her hair and make her eat the eggs
>>5265014lord, the chin on this woman
>>5265109Envious much?
>>5265601I'm in love, bros!
>>5264175BOOBA
>>5259124Mmmm look at those greasy hair... imagine hugging her from behind, sniffing behind her ears and licking her salty neck
>>5265652Im imagining.
>>5257140>ywn be killed by naked victorian Irish K-Stewwhy even die>>5258968stop>>5260061Wasn't she wearing a bra in that scene? I've seen two versions of the exact same scene from that movie, one where she has a bra and the other where she doesn't.
>>5267215Its just earlier in the scene.
>>5267638Yeah but this webm is an edit, right?
>>5267215>>5267638>>5267640edited version with a bra is for the trailer
>>5267651Shame on me for not knowing that.
>>5267215>I've seen two versions of the exact same scene from that moviei think they still shoot censored versions of scenes for showing on airplanes and commercial TV.
>>5268684so adorable
>>5269477Shawkat is such a jewish caricature jesus christ
>>5269507Truly a perfect semitic specimen, but you got her precise ethnic group wrong.
>>5269684preroll on the table, as per usual.
>>5269839Imagine being around those people AND being sober lol
>Nearly 40 and still smoking weedShe's so cringe.
>>5269476Do you think you could smell her 2012 circa black sneakers across the room?
>>5269860she wouldn't be getting high with these people if she couldn't tolerate them in sober state. i mean they wouldn't be her friends and family at all
>>5269869dude its California. Pre rolls are the new martini.
>>5269860imagine being sober around yourself
>>5269904when's the last time we've seen her with an immediate family member?
>>5270060when's the last time we've seen her changing or at least washing her stinky worn out sneakers? *sniiiiffff* oh God, they're ripe
>>5270044shivers down my spine
whats the point of life if I will never have a Stew gfI feel like we live in a simulation where we are tormened by beautiful things we will never haveI'm so chopped and inept. No amount of effort will ever get me a Stew gf.I'm just running out the clock.
>>5270060August 16th
>>5270188A Kstew gf would be horrible. She's a deeply stupid and nasty person.You just like how she looks.
>>5270216she seems pretty intelligent and kind to me unless you are a chud with fucked up values
>>5270216>>5270219We will have to wait until she supports or condems lindsay clancy to know for sure.But I think it's pretty clear regardless she needs some good non lesbian sense fucked into her (by me).
>>5270191oof>>5270188but hey at least some people get to enjoy those things shortly so like just be happy they get to be happy for a little while and in that altruistic mindset you will achieve an eternal catharsis that leads to a breadcrumb that will lead to true love blah blah blah yada yada>>5270224shes """lesbian""" she hates kids except when she is supposed to abuse them ofc she would side with current culture
>>5270219Leftoids don't have "values" by definition.
>>5270247holy shit, don't listen to this retarded advice or you really will kill yourself. What a shitty view on what makes life worthwhile.Do not compromise and settle for love breadcrumbs or whatever creepy shit he said instead appreciate what you have as much as possible, fap to the best pictures you have and don't be reluctant about it, otherwise the downs of the goon wave will feel like too much. As you ride this goon wave, other more pleasant and less extremely waves will someday come, but right now this is the one you are on, so make the most of it as much as possible. If you don't, you will lose balance and drown. Ride the goon wave.
yeah dude goon haha do in fit in yet
>>5270247Im not giving up hope she's managed to retain a part of her soul until she starts talking about the husbands zodiac sign.
>>5270605Californians are all brainwashed by that shit and its spreading. those kinds view it as a daily objective.
>>5271283>when she cared about her looks...
>>5271287;_;
>>5269476>>5269477>>5269478Tried watching their stoner comedy movie last night. Couldn’t make it beyond 15 minutes. First Alia’s character is fucking a faggy nigger. And then Kristen gets roofied by Lakeith or whatever his name is and when she comes through, she wants to fuck the disgusting monkey instead. No wonder it bombed hard. Kikery with Niggers is not letting up at all.
>>5271943Aw man that sucks.Managed to fly below even modest expectations.
>>5271943>Kikery with NiggersCareful, your self-loathing faggotry is showing through. You're supposed to keep your faggotry hidden, faggot.
>>5272395And you're supposed to keep your nigger faggot kikery hidden, kike nigger faggot.
