Blonde Bimbo QueenSexy or Sweet, Images or Clips.
Mommy makes me cum
>>5269302Same, my dick is so hard rn. You hard?
is it normal if i'd love to BE sydney?
>>5269436If you like sucking Jews, good for you...
>>5269441but i'd rather suck off neets
Lol.
Welcome to the board, Sydney!
where is this new SYRN thing i keep seeing cropped clips of on twitter? where can i find this in it's original highest quality i don't see anything on youtube.
>>5269506Instagram you stupid fucking faggot
>>5269313I like pictures like this where she looks more casual. But 4.5 mb file size. Wtf is going on here?
>>5269506SYRN, are you talking about that budget underwear brand made by people working in near-slavery conditions in Sri Lanka? The one set up by that actress with the massive boobs and her Jewish pimp?
>>5269471Anon, why are you putting a picture of a dead body next to Sydney?
>>5269450Such an airheaded bimbo slut. Stroking rn.
Love mommy
I love mommy Sydney so much
>>5269747Such big mommy tits
Making a big ol mess over mommy's boobs
I'm not AmericanBut when I imagine American celebrities, this is what I have in mindNo fridge body, no tattoos, no buzz cut, instead actual sex appealEnjoy it while it lasts
>>5269828At the same time, this marvellous photo of Sydney dates from the period before her ‘Scooter the Jewish Pimp’ phase. Since then, it’s been one unforgivable display of bad taste after another.
>>5269828You dont need to tell people you're Indian, people can tell
>>5269948too tan, not enough ass footage.
>>5269950I agree that she is very coy about showing her ass
>>5269951she has a large birthmark just above her asshole that sits inside the right ass cheek. its visible in her older social media pics.
>>5269953>>5269954incredible how unsexy she manages to be despite her metrics
I'm not even into boobas, but there's something in her eyes that makes me want to spill liquids on those bazoongas
>>5269979>unsexyGo be a faggot somewhere else
>>52695064khttps://turbo.cr/d/r5Gm0Gwivp4dO
>>5270159Poor Sydney... What could be worse for an actress in her late twenties than to fall under the spell of a Jewish pimp?
>>5270159thank you king
Mommy Syd is so fucking HOT
Been gooning to her birthday ad all week
>>5270547Good! Keep pumping for mommy Syd <3
think about all the big fat sweaty cocks that sydney made cum without ever touching them..
>>5270622Must be strange to be her and know that at any given moment there are probably several people around the world who are masturbating while thinking about you.
>>5270626i'd love to have at least a few on call in case im feeling thirsty
>>5270627If you were Sydney you could walk into any bar, say "Who wants me?" and have men fighting over who gets to stick their cock in your holes.
>>5270628gosh with me it would never be just who wants me, it'd be who wants me FIRST..
>>5270631How could I forget, you're such a good girl you wouldn't want to disappoint anyone.
>>5270633omgosh thank you for saying that, i love it when i do a good job and men tell me how much of a good girl i am!
>>5270634I'm sure you'd take all of those men on again and again, leaving them completely drained by morning. They would definitely remember what a good girl you are afterwards.
>>5270637hours and hours of milking and then taking a day off to recover.. and then doing it again and again <3
>>5270638Smart girl, long term planning and rest are important if you want to keep those men satisfied.
>>5270640i wanna keep horny neet nonnies satisfied everyday!
/hr/ is now in the hands of a bunch of retarded faggots the likes of which we’ve rarely seen in the history of the Internet.
>>5270838>>5270855>>5270856Im jacking off so hard Im gonna cum
https://intouchweekly.com/sydney-sweeneys-new-lingerie-brand-syrn-is-in-crisis-its-been-a-disaster/lol, lmao
>>5270912>an “anonymous source” article with a dose of feminist blobs still bitching about Sydney and her jeans commercialYou’re one massive faggot.
>>5270944pull them panties aside
Looks so beautiful and amazing
>>5271087That's because she is
>>5271090what a smile and the pose!
>>5271091Mommy has such a nice big smile
>>5271155fire the lighting people>>52711542 CAKES?!
This is the greatest thread ever
>>5271282how many times did you cum to sydney?
>>5271371Sydney in tiny g strings making me fill my fleshlight full of cum. As soon as i can get hard again I fuck it and fill it with more cum. I let it pool.
enjoy your uti retard
>>5271357About three times now, and coming back to these webms/mp4s makes me want to go again
>>5271371How is a man supposed to even function when a woman like this exists?
>>5271527Think of all the horny men that wanted to fuck her.
>>5271564Why would I think of that when I can think of how much I want to fuck her? You some kind of pathetic cuck?
>>5271575Don't call him a cuck yet, it'll make him cum, and he'll feel obliged to tell us about it.
>>5271268This woman needs to get violently gang banged by the biggest dicked niggas in porn right fucking now
>>>/gif/31119837>>>/gif/31119848>>>/gif/31119977>>>/gif/31120093These are really hot, made me hard.
>>5271878What's on /gif/ must stay on /gif/
My filter is hiding so many replies, sheesh. Lol. Oh well.
>>5271997No matter what you say, you're gay. Keep posting to make us hard. Sissy.
>>5271371Love this!>>5271268Epic
>>5270925saved!!!!
>REMINDERThis thread is for 'tasteful' Sydney Sweeney appreciation. No lewd or bawdry comments.
>>>/gif/31122877
>>5272069See>>5271889
>>5272081Stfu pussy
>>5272138
>>5272002>>5272003>>5272031Consolidated.
Sydney has no peers. She's quite simply operating on all cylinders. Not even the relentless attacks on her by the mainstream media can put a chink in her armor. I was one of her biggest detractors over on /tv/ but I have to admit she knows what she's doing. Sydney is unparalleled.
>>5272449She's very clearly building a bullet-proof brand because she knows the Hollywood gravy train ain't gonna last forever, especially for how they're gunning for her. She's gonna flash them tiddies until she's a billionaire business own, Kardashian style, I'm calling it now. She's a smart girl.
>>5272466She wants more than money. Her soon to be jewish hubby will start calling in favors amongst his brethren to make sure she is a Hollywood star. She's playing the long game.
>>5272466Under the control of her Jewish pimp, she sells low-end underwear made in Sri Lanka by people living in conditions akin to slavery. She will never become a billionaire.
>>5272469Not to mention the fact that she’s clearly starting to hit the wall. Signs of cosmetic surgery are becoming clearly visible
>>5272468>>5272469>>5272470lol mad troon detected
>>5272472Wake up
>>5272473That's hilarious coming from the troon. Ywnbarw <3
>>5272468I agree>>5272470I don't see it. Image is literally from yesterday, lol. Never parrot what other people say or write. Use your own peepers lol>>5272472Anon literally posted a high quality image. Clearly anon is a fan.>>5272473Yes. Anon needs to smell the coffee.
>>5272001me on the left
>>5272000>>5272453with her mossad asset handler/bodyguard
(You) on the left
Scooter really is a second-rate pimp. One of the essential rules for a proper pimp is never to be seen in front of clients with a girl who works for you.
>>5272578Ugh
>>5272472>lol mad troon detected
>>5272588Cute how you respond to posts without text while bitching about loving your extensions.
>>5272665I have zero clue of what you're ranting about.
>>5272683Kirikou ?
>>5272686Lol
>>5272669Wtf I'm about to have a seizure and I'm not even epileptic
>>5272669Jesus…
>>5272696Mommy might need to chill...my cock is sore
>>5272975No, you are not allowed to repost image over at 'Heels' Thread lol.
>>5270547she's got me pumping almost every week since >>5270539, she's been killing it for like a year straight at this point. i can't remember the last time a mainstream hollywood actress continuously provided this much goon material for this long
>>5271845based
>>5272588>>5272676>>5272696>>5272697JFC she's relentless, my cock can't keep up with this
similar pattern with Taylor Swift where I felt she was overrated, slowly realized I was in heavy denial, and proceeded to have some of the greatest nuts of my life when I finally saw the truth.
>*blocks your path*Wwyd?
>>5273035I rest my head between her massive breasts
>>5273044The only answer.
>>5273027I wanna lick up Jerome's superior semen off her mahogany owned racist body
>>5273201White cock is literally not enough for her
>>5273209What would be enough to satisfy her?
>>5272588>>5272676>>5273035I’ve seen porn actresses at the AVN Awards dress more conservatively than this
>>5273337You're confusing provocative dress with raw charisma.
>>5273201No watermark
>>5273438Thanks!
>>5273461would love to stare at her sexy flexed calf muscle while fucking that delicious shoepussy
>>5273545It's perfect.
>>5273551fuccckkkkk. her legs don’t get nearly enough attention, and I understand why. But dayum! Would lick cum off her legs.
>>5273551
>>5273554Legs.
>>5273568Scooter has just hit the wall.
>>5273571>ScooterWho???
>>5273337>people whose job involves wearing nothing take opportunity to dress up for an eventgreat insight, queermo
>>5273438how could i not cum to this>>5273566>>5273567her legs are top-tier
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>>5269831>>5272578She had no problem slutting herself out before even meeting Scooter. She's obviously going to use his money and connections to further her career but the claims that he's basically her "pimp" are really exaggerated. If he pushes her to slut herself even harder than usual however, I'm obviously all for it
>>5273741This anon was just mean.
>>5273741>ScooterWho?
>>5270912If this is even true, trying to frame it as a matter of Sydney putting too much focus on herself and her body is funny because that's what most celebrity brands do. Rihanna loves to show her ass and tits in her lingerie brand's promos too and she's made herself a billionaire with it. The reason why Sydney's line is (allegedly) floundering is that, well, who the fuck even knows and cares enough about Sydney to buy her products? She can barely be considered a movie star and is only ever in the news when some dumb culture war bullshit around her image blows up on social media. She probably just overestimated how truly famous she is
>>5273751Rihanna should've done a sex tape with a white guy between 2006-2016
>>>/gif/31129013Hot yogurt cannons spraying on Sydney
Consider my disappointment when I realized it was a tiny whitoid peen instead of the usual ebony wood she's keen on getting impaled by.What did I expect, a cum tribute will obviously be yt.Mahogany actually fucks her.
>>5271268Imagine seeing an extremely sexy and beautiful female and automatically your brain is triggered to think about nigger cock. You are seriously fucked in the head and a total faggot. Seek help fag
>me with the green hoodie and leather motorcycle jacket in the back
>>5274516Are you... are you a N ?
>me on the right
>>5274522What is your exact race?
>>5274524Believe it or not, Han Chinese.
>>5273751>because that's what most celebrity brands doThe tool who made this shit article knows this. After the progressives collectively lost their shit at her jeans commercial, they put Sydney on their shit list and once you’re on the progressive shit list, everything you do gets scrutinized and criticized even if they are things they wouldn’t give a shit about if someone who isn’t on their shit list did. So even though it’s normal for celebrity brands to have that celebrity be the main focus, these fucking gremlins will shit on her for doing it because she’s on their shit list. They’ll also just make shit up about those on their shit list to bring them down even though there’s no proof of it like they’re doing now by saying that Sydneys line is in trouble despite not being a shred of solid proof of this. These are nasty vindictive people who will attack anyone who doesn’t toe their line even slightly.
>>5275116This is so true. The entire jeans (genes) ad campaign was an homage to an old and uber popular Brooke Shields advertisement. I know of only 1 media outlet that cited the old ad. The just used it against her because culture war nonsense.
>>5275214The jeans/genes ad was just an excuse to cancel her. She was added to the progressive shit list because it became public record that she was registered as republican to vote. Her family is Wall Street Journal republican not MAGA republican but they don't give a shit. She probably doesn't even vote republican that's just what she registered as when she turned 18 because of her family.
The most recent footage of her and that jew is truly upsetting. I had seen minimal footage of him before but she's been posting him a lot more recently. In a lot of shots he passes for a regular white guy which is whatever but recently there was one where they're walking hand in hand ans he's wearing an ill fitting suit and he just looks like a disgusting goblin like shylock. It actually turned my stomach. Straight out of Gringotts. Her association with him is obviously just completely shameless career advancement.
>>5275098She is so perfectly cute and gorgeous
>>5275097Smoll feet
>>5275216>>5275222Everything is very strange. There's an atmosphere of drama around Sydney right now. I don't know what to think of Scooter. Is he her only real support? Or is he taking advantage of her? Where did this idea of cheap lingerie come from?
>>5275222Yep right again and it's so pervasive. I did a chatGPT a few months back asking for media articles about Sydney Sweeney's box office disappointments. It listed several articles. I immediately asked for a list of media articles about Jenna Ortega's box office bombs and it listed only one article. If I I recall they had the same exact amount of full theatrical releases. 4 each I believe. When asked about the disparity chatGPT went full damage control but then later admitting the coverage was not equal.
>>5275246Especially since Sydney had a huge success last year with Housemaids. Whereas Ortega has only had flops.
>>5275222I wish some Taylor Swift fanatic would have [REDACTED] that kike.
>>5273438God I love this woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp0T184hVY0
>>5269514someone extended the background to make it fit on mobile, there's clearly a gradient added in the top layer and then blurred into the image. saving it in photoshop with highest quality setting can give a high file size like this. nothing more. the size isn't rediculous for the resolution
>>5275622
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>>5275641
>>5275636>I'm the American football
>>5275636Sydney sells her body to sell low-quality products. Sydney is a low-quality prostitute.
>>5275645No. Lol. Oldest rule in advertising. Sex sells. The world knew this at one time. The 80s and 90s and I would also include the early 2000s understood this. The amount of fugly people I see in advertisements today is staggering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbVq3I_fjSE
>>5275647She's still the best of the low-class prostitutes ever. No piece of shit escapes her. It's as if she's desperate.
Gonna cum for her tush
>>5275643>>5275639tennis racket handle would definitely fit in her ass but the bat would take some work>>5275636no golf ball resting in her taint is a missed opportunity but should also have tennis ball in her mouth and a billiard ball in the knee bend
>>5275645This is how ads used to be back in the day. If you’re upset about this you are either gay or a progressive.
>>5275645>>5275655>imagine being this much of a tranny retard
Favorite cuckmeat
>>5275640Probably my favorite of this set. Thanks for posting them fren. Love Sydney, she’s so sexy.
>>5275679I hope you came. A big juicy faggot nut.
>>5275672I'm not upset. Zendaya represents Louis Vuitton, Anya Taylor-Joy represents Dior, and Margot Robbie represents Chanel. They have multi-million dollar contracts. Meanwhile, Sydney is sucking up to the first clothing brand that comes along for a few dollars. It makes me sad, that's all. She's no less valuable than anyone else.
>>5275678>cuckmeatWhat does this mean?
>>5275241>Is he her only real support? Or is he taking advantage of her? Where did this idea of cheap lingerie come from?He's definitely not taking advantage of her, she's obviously using his connections to make money. I give it 10 years before she's on the press saying the patriachy made her do it though>>5275657Based
>>5275728>Zendaya represents Louis Vuitton, Anya Taylor-JoyYou continue to not understand. If the above actresses you mentioned all accepted the same amount of money from Novig Sports betting or Dr. Squatch Soap, the two companies would continue to go with Sydney. Why??? Because they know their clientele. LV, Dior, and Chanel all have a built-in customer base independent of who they pick as a brand ambassadors. They're not going after the male or even the female market, they're going after prestige. But make no mistake, all three companies you mentioned took full advantage of the Supermodel Era. The only ere where supermodels surpassed Hollywood actresses in terms of popularity. Why??? Because sex sells.
>>5275657>tushGet this Yiddish bullshit terminology outta here you fucking kike
>>5275777based
>>5273551oh yeah
>>5275662Would make for an excellent wallpaper, shame it's such low quality since it's a still
>>5276017NiceThx anon
>>5275662>>5275661>>5275660HNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHH
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>>5275234>>5275246God, everyone in these photos is ugly as hell. Except Sydney Sweeney, of course. Maybe she really does have great genes, but it could also be that she just has okay genes which happen to look great in comparison to all the dysgenic circus freaks that are the norm these days.
>me with the baseball cap
>>5269298Microscopic areola syndrome or her areola got shopped out?
>>5277210Definitely shopped out.
>>5277257The proof.