Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Invincible EditionPrevious thread: https://archived.moe/i/thread/829541Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
Huh, Leslie's looking a bit sus...
>>833402Well, I know who I'm not going near in a match
>>833402If we had to make a murder mystery story then how many suspects would we have and how would we not make it annoying when it's not them? I guess we don't use more than 1 red herring?
>>833412>how many suspectsFifteen. That's the limit for Among Us, I think>how would we not make it annoying when it's not them?Make it a "Who Shot Mr. Burns" deal where everyone has a motive to kill whoever the victim is
>>833413Who's the victim? And why is it Melville?
i need georgina to rape me-ineedgeorginarapeanonjr
>>833418Or Neil.
>>833419Maybe hold off on horny until we get 20 replies
>>833439Maybe both?
>>833461Melville's the first victim, Niel's the second
>>833463>"Victim 1: Lucas Melville">"C.O.D.: Unknown.>"Victim's appears to been dismembered post-mortem.">"Remains were placed in a sack outside the Boy's Cabins."
Hello North Park General, I can't say who I am, or how I got a hold of this, but if you know, you know.What I have in my possession is very early, very crude test footage for "North Park Sells Out" which was planned to be a theatrical movie introducing the Big Tex character.We all know the movie was scrapped for what ever reason, but it had some really neat concepts and ideas that seemed to have been used for other projects since then.If you're new to the fanbase and don't know about "North Park Sells Out" I'm going to copy-paste the brief synopsis from an obscure german animation magazine where it was teased around 2007:"Als der wohlhabende texanische Geschäftsmann „Big Tex“ die beschauliche Bergstadt North Park kauft, stehen die Einwohner vor der Wahl: entweder die Stadt zu verlassen oder für ihn und seine Pläne mit dem Gelände zu arbeiten. Vera will die Übernahme jedoch nicht einfach hinnehmen; sie tut sich – ausnahmsweise – mit den Bewohnern zusammen, um die Stadt zurückzuerobern. Nachdem sich die Lage beruhigt hat, beschließt Big Tex, sich dauerhaft in North Park niederzulassen – und sei es nur, um Vera zu ärgern.." - Cartoon-LebenReminder this is VERY EARLY test footage and it seems to only be of Vera laughing.https://files.catbox.moe/z86tjg.mp4
>>833474>>833412Aight, who're our suspects?
>>833483When wealthy Texas businessman "Big Tex" buys the quiet mountain town of North Park, the residents face a choice: either leave town or work for him and his plans for the area. However, Vera refuses to simply accept the takeover; for once, she joins forces with the locals to reclaim the town. After things have settled down, Big Tex decides to settle in North Park permanently—if only to spite Vera.also I guess Jonesy is confirmed for fortnight i don't know why they put it in the digital circus collab trailer
>>833485>Jonesy in FortniteI'm not too crazy about that... Especially with the TADC collab? It feels like the Northern Delights are selling out.Again.Who the fuck is going to pay 20$ to play as Jonesy, isn't a good chunk of her quotes and lines in-game just a bunch of owns to the player?
>>833487player loses in the top 50Jonesy: wow you got some serious skills player! by the way you're playing it makes it seems like your putting in zero effort but we both know thats not true player makes it to the top 20Jonesy in a condescending voice: wow you didn't even make to the top tenplayer lose in the top ten Jonesy: is this supposed to impress me you didn't even win well I guess i should congratulate you because we both know this is the best you're gonna get player winsJonesy: congratulations player how about next tume we try winning a none bot game
>>833491>mfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuNSRIcfSQ
"Massively Moronic Online Role-Playing Game"A new MMO releases and Lisa hits cap before the day is over, she's gone through all the content and is bored with what the game has to offer.The episode is via a bunch of Skype/Discord-expy calls with cam on and people playing or talking about "Yeti Adventures Online: Intimidation", the entire episode is a if you know, you know about MMOs, basically."Reservoir Hogs"Lydia's Crew and some other bullies knock off a candy store and things go absolute awry, the episode plays out exactly like Reservoir Dogs, the only one to walk away from it unscathed is Addison.
>>833491random kill quote Jonesy: aww the only chicken dinner you're getting is from Popeyes piggy kills Peter or Homer Simpson Jonesy: wow , you're almost as dead as the show you come forJonesy see Jonesy either another version of her own skin or the fortnite oneJonesy: there can be only one!Jonesy see a south park skinJonesy: ...... I feel like if I say something about you I might get sued for some reason
>>833483>>833485I'd work under Big Tex, ngl
>>833521smart move unlike vera he's actually loyal to all his employees he's a take care of them so they take care of you type but you're fucked if you betray him
>>833503*Plays out exactly like Reservoir Dogs except deathNobody dies okay, they just get busted by Elmer or BTFO'd by the Candyman's candycane bat.
>>833523So basically Vic Chaos, then
>>833536more like hank scorpio from that Simpsons episode he's a bond villain but a good boss to Homer
>>833541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSW-PoZ3570>Doesn't post the songYou're slipping.
>>833547Nice
>>833543first time hearing it
>>833527Who would have the best time in jail?
>>833515>Cartman takes advantage of this to shit-talk Jonesy
>>833515starting dailogJonesy: if you die before 50th place i will leak your search history taunt emoteJonesy: asimech do a stupid dance1in 10 chance of getting this if you win Jonesy: wow! that was cool....I mean I wasn't impressed by that
>>833583select dialog wow how much v bucks this run you byselect dialog 1 in 10 chance Jonesy: you actually picked me!..... I mean of course you would pick me
Time for North Park to get political, I hope you don't mind if I just /pol/ it up:"Donny Boy"Presidential Candidate "Donny" is coming to North Park for a week, to connect with the people of America during a rally/speech Tour.Chuck is nervous and spends the entire time Donny is in town in the bathroom trying to get a stubborn strand of hair just right.Drew is on the moon her favorite politician is in town and her bizarre crush on him makes her seem like an assassin when all she wants to do is bask in her glory.'Donny' is voiced by Don Knotts, and shares his likeness too."A Sundae In North Park"It's this but with Chuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TYC3SsjeAB-Plot is disgraced ex-Mayor Herman Burkiss trying to sabotage Chuck the entire time.
>>833590what the fuck is wrong with you? why are you so schizo lately?
>>833591Shiggity shut it, or it puts the lotion in the bucket.
>The Long Nose character is a rich manipulator who dabbles with dark magic.>The smartest character is an asian.>The basketball character is black.>The fat weaboo is white.What is Dannyanon trying to imply?
>>833593do all the anons now.
>>833591Not really that schizo, then again, I don't know/care for politics >>833593Only one of those is Dannyanon.
>>833595um excuse you!!!!!! Mayors and PResidents are VERY POLITICAL HE IS PRACTICAULLY TURNING THE PLACE INTO /PO/!!!!!!!!!!!
>>833596Papercraft & Origami?
>>833597WOW POLITICS
>>833595eh Danny( thoughThompson is a funny sir name for a Jewish person, not sure who this is referring to, maybe Brittany but she a ghost so I wouldn't call her a basketball character and I think mark but funny enough he's never been associated with anime up until this point
>>833593Wait, who's the smartest?it should be either Cates, Toades, or Maria, right?Cates is white, Toades is a frog person and Maria is ambiguously brown but is also half russian
>>833484neil being the 2nd victim is oddif i recall correctly mute heavily dislikes both of them so we have 1 suspect
>>833614almost everyone dislikes those two
Vera gets sued in an accident suit by Delly's parents because she broke her fucking arm, yet again, who's on the Jury?
>>833607Brianna Bellum Incog which Danny Anon made a few thread ago.
>>833621 oh yeah though I wouldn't say she's smarter than anti Wendy since most her tech comes from her former employer Thompson tech
>>833614What >>833617 said
>>833614Really, the only person we can rule out is chatterbox Since she actually likes them and hates violence of any kind plus if she did it , she couldn't keep her mouth shut about it.
>"Miss [REDACTED], where were you last week during the incident?">"I was in Denver for a medical checkup.">"For what?">"I was born with a heart arrhythmia, it was mostly a standard check up regarding that.">"That's why you weren't at camp?">"Correct.">"Alright. Can you tell us your relations with the victims, and if there was anyone who'd would want to harm them?">"While I can't personally say much about Melville... CLARKSON, on multiple occasions, tried to give me a heart ATTACK, as part of a "PRANK".>*Beeping sounds*>"What is that?">*Deep breaths* "Heart monitor. Give me a mo-">(Recording ends here, suspect had a medical emergency, they were rushed to the local ER, suspect is safe, follow up at a later date with additional questions)
>>833631we all know that that's---*van drives up behind me* IT'S-- *GETS YANKED IN* I-- *van drives off cutely*
>>833633How does one drive a van "cutely"?
>>833643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yTUm1N-7o
>>833644So the suspect was glammed up, with a glam van?
>>833645Yeah, Rarity kidnapped me in her Glamping RV.
>>833646Of course!It was someone with an Illegal Horse mask, but does this narrow who killed Melville and Neil? The mask could be a Red Herring.
>>833647My thought, my opinion? It was one of them robo-people... Less flesh people, less competition in the AI arms race.I say start with the girl robot who's always showing her panties.
>>833648>"Alright, Little Miss Roboto, where were you last week when Lucas Melville and Neil Clarkson were murdered?">"I was at the camp where it happened, but I was in sleep mode when it happened.">"Anyone suspicious at the camp or anyone that would wish harm on either?">"Suspicious? No. Wish to harm on them? Everyone wanted that, me included.">"Wel-">"Before you ask, no, my subroutines prevent me from intentionally killing them, from what I know, it was very intentional.">"Hm. We have another question: Do you know this man?">*Shows your pic to her*>"That guy? He's been... How best to desc- Creepy, total creep.">"Ok, thank you for your cooperation.">(Recording ends here)
>>833650>Creepy Total CreepOh god... Oh Lord, I have a creeping feeling it's that creepy old molester man whose name I forgot....
>>833651I was going to say Drewanon, but I'm not sure...
>>833652>He forgets that DrewAnon is in Rehab right now for ODing on water
durp
>>833654Ah nice, got out of rehab.
>>833655Not for long... I'm jonesing for more of that H2O.
I am one of many Drew Anon's therapist. Get your ass back here now!!!
>>833658Okay... I'm sorry... Thanks for watching out Dr. Wristdeep.
>>833659Time for the raping!!
>>833660*Theraping
>>833654Drew is cute
>>833678I really should do something with her, she's just the stupid one now.Glad you think so.
>>833681I also like her aged up version
Forgot what month it is
>>833700See? SEE! I'm not WOKE! I'm not the most woke LGBT++++++++++++++++++++++ person in the thread anymore!!! SEEE!!!!! I am NOT FRIENDS WITH ANY GAY PEOPLE I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!
>>833700It's that time of the month
>>833701Sorry Drewanon, your main OC is a bi, polyamorous, and has dark skin.You're Woke
>>833703Welp, guess I'll just die then.:(>>833702NO!!!!!!! CEASE!!!! CHAZ DOESN'T HAVE A CRISPY BOIPUSSY!!!!!!!!!
>>833702>>833704I thought Chaz was Genderfluid?
>>833704>CHAZ DOESN'T HAVE A CRISPY BOIPUSSY!!!!!!!!!Yeah, he shouldn't, yet he does....why is that>>833705He is, not by choice at first
>>833706that's hilarious
>>833706>He is, not by choice at firstoh no it was definitely his choice Danny told him to stay away from Amanda he didn't listen
>>833706>CBF's "Do what you will, I have already won" facelmao, I'm so glad I suggested him
should all the boys start flirting with Chaz
>>833714no
>>833715It gotta be someone please?Just one character or else I will cry.
>>833716then cry*puts out cigarette on u, and forces chaz to drink pp potion*
>>833716Cboyfucker would hit on him
>>833713>>833716we know melville likes chazette which is basically chaz with a pussy so melville most likely
>>833706and on dick measuring contest day too Jerry: well Danny gonna have a feild day with this one.
Oh no! Due to Cboyfucker's chicanery, some of the staff are now the opposite gender!
>>833756I want to uh--- Hmmm.... I don't know, she looks like she'd sell my liver before she even took it out...
>>833757Considering who that is, probably
>>833758I'm gonna beat her to it...You wanna buy a slightly damaged liver? And because I like you so much... Uhhh... A 50$ gift card to Little Caesar's and UNRESTRICTED ACCESS to the Houben laundry hamper.
>>833718Cboyfucker it is, then
>>833756The art of Smiles groping Myrtle's tits is hotter now.
>>833762well fuck you too anon
>>833777Namastehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RKHVSiXjJD4&pp=ygUSc291dGggcGFyayBuYW1hc3Rl
>>833756She has a nice pair of hips, her ass is pretty good, and is a c-cupDo whatever you want with that info
>>833804Probably try to not piss her off, but not as far as >>833759
>>833756>"Frog man... I need more of that."
>>833851I'm getting 'It's Goofy Time!' energy.
>>833756She's so pleasant
>>833865You can trans the gender...But you can't trans the psycho
>>833865kill him ms smile
>>833868Which one?
"Stories For Years"Uhhh, in this episode... We uhhh--Hmm... Look it's... *Scratches head*Another meta episode in which the writers have run out of ideas, steam, and decide to knock off early and go to an Amusement Park and blow this season's entire funds there.
>>833902Why not blow eachother?
>>833902Next episode:"How Much North Park Can $12 Buy Us?"
>>833904"How Much Can 12$ Buy Us?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZ5yIfIm2gThe finale of North Park.
>>833903Why are you so gay? Like, for real, what the fuck, man.
>>833906Fine, have the anon's self-inserts have an orgy
>>833910Only if it's not a complete sausage fest, then I'll join.
>>833911Have some of them get rule 63'd
>>833912Sure, which anons?
"Jr. Shakedown Brigade"Zach decides to stop fucking around and just decides to shake down the entire town.Things get so bad, that there's a curfew in place, Zach eventually seems to be the only one going to school or even around town.
>>833910Yo, YO WHY???? That's homo and over the line and nobody's gonna draw me with a small dick, they'll draw me with a big one which is insulting to me.
>>833916>they'll draw me with a big one which is insulting to me.Why don't you just draw your favorite OC?
I leave for 1 month and you guys are about to blowing each other tsk tsk tsk
>>833931It was just a joke
>>833932Yeah sure you say that while Leslieanons was unzipping his pants
>>833933Hey, my pants are still up! I wasn't going to participate until we get ladies on board.Anyways, I have a Super Soaker filled with Gender Fluid, who wants to be sprayed?
>>833934oh please we all know your going to shoot yourself with gender fluid and use your milkshakes to bring all the boy to the yard (excluding me)
>>833935Brave words for a guy in soaking range
>>833936* you're staring at a decoy the real one is behind you in the shadows with a gender fluid supper soaker
>>833937*it was a hologram*
Wanna play soccer?
>That time North Park Studios needed more money so they product placed the fuck out of an episode
>>833960Drew: Uncle? Is this what selling out feels like?
>>833969>*sigh*>*Takes a McDonalds's bag and starts eating a Big Mac*
>>833969That... That's why Slappy's sad.. The A-Plot is about the group of clowns going to Comedy Central, a Clown Convention... And the B-Plot is Slappy sad neither of his 3 (Biological, Adopted, Step) kids didn't want to come to this convention that's important to he sulks and doesn't enjoy the Adventure.>>833970Welp, now I have to voice this..
>>833970>>833971Don't worry. I forgive my Clown dilf
>>833978>dilfi forget there's at least one person who finds slappy sexy
>>833979Fine, I forgive the clown uncle.
>>833982"There's no wrong way to fantasize." - Princess Sunbutt, 'Illegal Horse' S4E29 "Is This Reality, or Is This Fantasy?"
"King of The Hill"Nolan accidentally helps out a small-time gang in town, delving into the deep dark underbelly of North Park's crime world, with ease he climbs the criminal ladder in a weekend, things spiral out of control much to Nolan's ignorance.He's calling out hits incidentally, he's giving sound advice where to hide evidence/destroy fronts thinking he's giving real estate advice.He becomes so notorious worldwide that every head of every criminal organization from around the world comes to pay respects to him.On the day of this meeting Nolan is reminded he needs to mow the lawn.
>>833994
>>834079>He's dressed in a 1940s Zoot SuitHoly. Fucking. Kino.This is 100% not what I pictured him wearing but it's fucking great.
Beansy's Mind:Entire episode's from Beansy's POV, her thoughts are voiced by David Attenborough, or someone doing a good impersonation of him.
>>834081Bro looks so cool, but he's gonna throw it all away 5 minutes later
>>834079He looking tuff
>>834129Buenos Dias Addison.
Robert "Cringe Kid" Norman Jr.Loop Iteration 2006
>>834130One of the things not average about her
>>834141Loop iteration? So some time shenanigans, I see
>>834147Agreed>>834149Not really, I'm more or less making a comment on floating times lines, it's basically CK during '06
>>834150Floating timelines were my second guess, anyway....so is this before or after Sonic '06?
>>834155Probably after, I'd imagine he tries to play it off saying something to the effect of "But there's a lot more good games than bad games!"
>>834157I'm putting him on suicide watch
>>834176Or worse, turn into SammyClassicSonicFan
>>83414180's cringe kid is really into Garfield star trek and star wars
>>834178>SammyClassicSonicFan>Worse>Suddenly remember the kid became a gigachadMy man... How old ARE you...? You sure you ain't uncing? You down with Deagle Nation, or nah?
>>834187I'm 27, what the hell is a deagle nation, and I was referring to younger him.
>>834193Back into my unc vortex.*tupacs away*
>>834194Yeah! Go back to your loving family and 401k, gramps!
>>834195>Loving Family>401KLOLLMAO
>>834196*laughs and cries in solidarity*
>>834181>CK, GodammitPenny, probably
didn't have new NP artworks, so here a oldie for goodtime sakes
>>834205Myrtle's the cutest one here
>>834247
>>834251Anxious older women
>>834252Anxious older women that are on the edge and are close to snapping
>>834253That's not the only thing on the edge, am I right? *Bongo-ass Peewee Herman laugh*
another NP Momstrongs old art
Gale Smiles ass real
>>834392Coot>>834326...I suddenly like Mr Smiles more
>>834410Gender Fluid will do that, make you slightly hotter.Then again, his(?) mom was dummy thicc.
>>834445Good to know
"Pumpkin Lover"Dollfucker and Sally take a break due to Halloween filling Sally with unease, and DF starts fucking slutty pumpkins, much to the dismay of the town, but who is this mysterious Pumpkin Fucker?"Goonervision"Moral Crusader gets upset when the local Public Access late night adult ads stop showing up due to the lack of adult entertainment in North Park and tries to scan the airwaves for Pirate TV Stations and finds his absolute dream channel 'Goonervision', a channel that revolves around women's european soccer, it gets to the point he doesn't leave his room for days.
>>834470Moral Crusader tries to come up with reasons why it should be taken down, but he can't argue because it's just sports.
>>834471Well yeah, but now he's beating his pud to Women's Sports.He's always been a closeted little freak that yells at you for the evils of [Thing] and then goes home and beats his wiener until he forgets his name at those same things.He probably has a yelling fetish, too.
>>834472Probably transphobic but would want a trans woman to breed him
>>834473Yeah... He's transphobic, homophobic, but the idea of getting railed makes the poor punk dribble.And he starts drooling too.Probably owns at least one buttplug he puts in when he goes on his little crusades.
North Park...More like Crakerville
>>834524Minor adjustments due to clerical error
I wonder how the World Cup is in the North Park verse.
>>834525Still not enough blondes.
>>834592That's the 3rd largest group
>>834598Im here to confirm that Elmer is not bald but has black hair
Brb, I'm gonna try to hit a sewage pipe in Posie's dad's garden.WAIT, WHY IS THERE DARKNESS COMING OUT OF-
>>834654YOU IDIOT!
>>834671Well, it's been a few hours since then. I thankfully came out alive. It was like I was in some alternate world.I also saw some flower person that resembled Posie a lot. Pretty cute.
>>834678Would her name be Poser?
>>834682Yeah, it's Poser. She's very cute.
>>834682>>834686Too bad she's dead :(
>>834686Looked like this?
>>834697My heart :3PoserAttack: P-Defense: P-Magic: P^2>One of Mr. MacGarden's flowers given form. Supposedly Posie's favorite. Believes she's the real Posie
If you want, you can try guessing which character is who?Full Image in the Link Below. Gotta post on Imgur due to the file size being too large.https://imgur.com/a/Q2Ag2M9
>>834709NolanDon't knowNancyRobertDon't knowGency
"Milo & Otis"This episode is an introduction to the show's main duo characters replacing the old trio, Milo and Otis, a pair of psychic twins, Milo (Left) is apathy, and Otis (Right) is empathy, the episode introduces characters and concepts of the town and everyone is welcoming to the two twins who seem keen on solving all of the town's problems.In the very last minute just before credits? The two are indirectly killed by Blenny, and for the rest of the series in the background of certain shots, you'll see a small memorial dedicated to the two.RIP Milo and Otis
>>834725Mitosis twins? I like 'em
>>834726Too bad they're dead chief, I had this idea in my head for too long.
>>834725They are the main characters now
>>834729NO! FUCK YOU!
>>834725>Blenny, shrugging: "Eh, a kill's a kill..."
>If you ask North Park to help with writing then they'll be spoiled to the ending of the story.>If you ask South Park to help with writing then they'll be the ones spoiled to the ending of the story.Solution?Ask just 1 writer to help out.
>>834727They were indirectly killed by Blenny, so that should revive them, right?
My shitass daughter in various poses
another oldie, drawn by Dannyanon
>>834737I thought the rule is, to be revived you have to be Blenny's target AND killed by him but avoiding him is insanely easy if you aren't.
>>834746>He doesn't have multiple sons/daughters her loves very much>He doesn't have another daughter/son on the wayMy man, do you even OC.But cute Lezzle, look at that smug Kirby Kunt.
Leslie Anon beats Leslie on a daily basis!!
>>834748Oh, right.
Skimshanon here, its been a long time honestly.You can do whatever you want with him, because I am leaving 4chan to focus on my lifeOekaki Post (Time: 33s, Replay: View)
>>834754I was supposed to make an entire comic where it shows his serious side.The comic was supposed to start with a female cop and the ninja cat girls entering an abandoned warehouse where skimshbag lives since he is responsible for many kidnappings in the area and that he stole one of Dr. Cates' inventions.When they enter inside, they are met with a large dark room. The ninja cat girls find a computer filled to brim with disgusting images of Skimshbag's victims before he killed them, then the professor shows up behind them, they fight for a while. Skimshbag wants to turn the catgirls into his fetish objects and even attempted to suffocate one of the catgirls specifically Teacup.At some point there is a chase sequence where he says that they are "TRANSPHOBIC" for resisting him, then his "children" come out of his inter-dimensional coat to attack the girls but he sucked them back in.At some point the catgirls meet the female cop and they both fend off the evil man, his face distorts to something disturbing as they fight.In another point of time, the catgirls escaped the warehouse and are glad they stayed by eachothers side cause that shit traumatized them for life.the female cop did not survive and has been raped and maimed to the point of unrecognizability, in the ending of the comic, Skimshbag then shows the corpse to his students as an example of a "BIGOT".I wanted to make this comic to show that Skimshbag can be used as a serious and horrifying character, an inhuman monster devoid of any humanity but sadly i lost the panels making it.
>>834759if anyone has any questions, let me know
>>834749I love all my OCs, I just don't have much NP OCs and I love Leslie more (mostly cause she gnawing at my brain wires).Thanks though!>>834762Sorry to hear all of that, I hope we may meet again in the future.
>>834736And they have to be from neither
"Blink 182"The Blink-A-Thon in North Park happens, who can blink the most? It's Melville due to a condition he has where his squints appear the make him blink and he basically cheats."Forgive Them Father"Father Goodfellow gets pranked by some kids, the small prank escalates VERY quickly and almost leaves the poor Father dead.Jr. Rabbi tries to tell Goodfellow how kids can be stupid, and shows him a loophole that he can forgive him but still be mad at them."Drew Gets Jewed"Drew is walking home with a bunch of quarters and accidentally bumps into Jr. Rabbi, literally.Drew goes to great lengths when one of her quarters is missing to get back at him.A good chunk of the episode plays out like a Road Runner Cartoon, but people are actually getting hurt and maimed by her cartoon shenanigans."Juicebox Run: Special Edition"It's Wacky Races but with the special ed class.Each of them making their own neat little derby boxcar races."Bob Saget"Bob Saget comes to visit North Park and the entire town is scrambling to get it all right.At the very end of the episode Chuck is seen at his desk, forcing a smile, his face hurts, and he gets a phonecall.He gets angry and tosses his phone across the room after the phonecall ends.Bob Saget ended up in South Park."Krampussy"Krampus' Cat gets loose and it's up to Jerry to help him find her."It's The Great Squash, Bobby Norman!"Cringe Kid really wants to see the great squash, he knows the great squash isn't real, but this is the time of year he disconnects from everyone and detoxes to replenish his mental batteries.And then Candy Corn Lady shows up and tries to force him to have a good vaguely fall-themed Holiday."Split Pee Soup"A rumor goes around that Shef is peeing in the soup and he gets fired.The new replacement 'Durndle McTavish' bullies the kids into buying more expensive, albeit terrible meals.Shef is rehired when the rumor is proven false by testing an old soup sample.
>>834838
>>834838>Candy corn ladyI'm intrigued. I think she's hot
>>834851Which version? Her real form or her human form?
>>834853>Human FormI didn't sign off on this.
>>834854Fine, her true form, then...I'll just edit her human form into it in my.mind
>>834838>SPED Wacky RacesRulf's about to regain his aura
>>834867Fake Candy Corn lover.She will never have sex with you.Candy Corn Lady is built for attempting to have sex, she has no genitals so then blowjorbz.
>>834877Or getting sat on by her fat ass
"The King In Yellow"The aftermath of a play done by the 4th and 5th grade class, done in the style of a mock news report/on the street interview, different denizens of North Park are asked what they thought of the play, some were disturbed, others calling it a masterpiece.
>>834897What even happened in the play? Is it a noodle incident?
>>834996You electrocuted me, bitch
>>835008Not her fault, you went to the pool with her.
>>835008>>835014going into a pool with a girl with lightning bolt ponytails yeah the electrocution was totally deserved
>>835018What about the 10+ people in there with her?
>>835022Probably fried
>>834933If you know.You know.
>>835025Good. I hope Melville was one of them
>>835048We're not getting rid of him that easily
"Melville Meets God"After Melville has an experience that almost costs him his life, he becomes religious and starts to describe what the Afterlife he visited is like.We never ACTUALLY SEE what Melville saw, but the way he describes it is insanely, and disturbingly bland and boring.He even brags about knowing God and cannot shut up about it.
>>835029Well, I hope it was cool
>>835052I didn't want it to kill him, though :D
>>835063Huh, a fan of Melville, that's new.
>>835064Not really, I just like seeing him pain without killing him.He's basically the Pip of North Park, after all
>>835067Makes sense, I can see someone milk plushing him.
an oldie of Vampire Momstrongs. Any thoughts?
Drew anon raped slappy
>>835074And you're next.
>>834839
I feel like we slept on the SPED Wacky Races thing
its been a while the Thompsons are going to Hollywood vera sells the rights to all Danny and Wendy adventures to a big movie studio and the two have to go down to Hollywood to get the rights back but the end up coaching their actor doppelgangers vera gains empathy Salem gives vera a potion to make her more empathetic towards others but it turns out her empathy is just as bad to those around her as her not having itunmuted love Salem grants melville wish that mute loves him more than anyone in the world and mute becomes an unhinged yandere for melvillejester maxing slappy gets really into looks maxingsnakes in the chateau a flood happens in north park and everyone flees to the mountains to escape ie goes to the chateau and a nearby snake farm gets flooded aswell and all the snakes swim to the chateau aswell attacking the residents https://youtube.com/shorts/H_LgT18LBVc?is=f7kOb88c-osJDlUW
>>835070Sex
>>835105wws world wrestling spederation rulf starts his own wrestling league with vera when he gets kicked out of the school wrestling team. unbeknownst to rulf vera is advertising it like a side show and the entire town is up in arms about yet they keep buying tickets to watchthe siblings game Dani and Danny wins the who knows their siblings the best game and at the north park fair and Gretel can't take it (Hansel and her are twins while they are just siblings so in her mind her and Hansel connection should be much stronger) and demands to spend every second of every day with Hansel
>>835108too many cooks all the chefs of north park are competing in a cook off with toads, ula, and weird al as judges meanwhile vera is backstage and totally forgot what the scam was. this was an ad for her hot sauce but she forgotten to bring it or that this was an ad.ddmc in the last mystery Dani and Sabrina are pulled through time to help the last generation of humans on earth they are searching for a supposed mythical item from their time that was never released the one The only gta 6 they find that it's in a temple still being worked on by fantasy dwarvestoll's remorse lisa has a near death experience and realizes she nearly wasted her life so she decides to turn it all around but she starts slipping back into old habits when no one actually believes herYakety Saxthe song yakety sax starts playing over north park and the citizens are looking for whose in a wacky chase sequence we didn't start the fire Savannah and Leslie are accused of burning down a gazebo in the park near city hall causing a long awaited festival to be shut down. they both get grounded as a result but they escape form their rooms to clear their names and find who ever is truly responsible they soon discover this might be a inside jobAshley new toy friends Ashley wishes the orphanage had more toys and Salem turns the entire 4th grade class into living toys and donates them to the orphanage they find they cant move when kids are watching them
>>835104So... Make something about it? Nothing's stopping you.Like, there's a lot of ideas that are slept on here.I sleep on 90% of my good ideas.
"The Most Amazing Gal"Vera's now the dictator general and president of North Park, she even wears the little outfit, she blasts a propaganda song all day that utterly chips away at the town's psyche.Eventually there's a coupe, with everyone trashing her massive McMansion but stopping once Vera tells everyone she's glad the coupe happened because being an african warlord was boring."Gorilla Warfare"The gorilla enclosure at the North Park Zoo is left with the door open and soon there's a gorilla uprising, the gorillas wear berets, and have bandoliers and stuff like that."Patty's Hearse"Chaz's mom is kidnapped in broad daylight by some unsightly ghouls(Maizby, Maize, Gnarly, Teeny Steeve and the rest), they force her to record a video to send to the mayor to repeal his ban on corn. And mushrooms... And magical beings in the town having to only go out at night.Once they get their demands the ghouls find out they hate the daytime, too many people, it's too bright, a kid keeps massaging my shoulders and I don't like it!"Charles' Man Son"Charles thinks he's pregnant after sharing an ice cream with a girl, look canadians are innocent.Oh and he finds out he's lactose intolerant or has a parasite? Whichever."Grow up, Zach!"Zach drinks a soda that ages him up, but it's not all great, sure he can drink and smoke, but he can't beat up kids without getting in serious trouble.Also taxes blow."Ashley's Big African Adventure"Ashley is "accidentally" mailed to Abu Dhabi, and on her way back home she ends up in Africa, and starts a child army, and they slowly conquer the continent.In the final minute of the episode there's a townhall meeting regarding the new ruler of Africa, and the town is shocked."Oh my god--That's my daughter!" is the collective reaction before credits roll.
>>835135Honestly, I feel like it'd just be Mariokart with Rulf being a dick for 22 minutes
>>835138Doesn't have to be, or it can be.Rulf can have this Uberkripple car, that's fucking cool with all these spikes, and then a sped like Beansy shows up and knocks his ass over by accident with her shitty red wagon with a lego steering wheel.
>>835139I want Sid to help design it.Everyone roots for him because he's hot
>>835139>Rulf is dead last, disappointed, but is TRYING his best to be a good sport.>One of the wranglers announces the winner, but pulls a "But I see ALL of you as winners!">Rulf cracks, after being hit with bottle rockets, mud launched into his face, nails in the road, all sorts of crap, he full on breaks.>But... He's not alone, multiple kids, including kids who probably think today is Purple, snap as well, they all get back in their soap cars, and start trying to run over the wrangler.>The only one that doesn't join in is Fitzroy, who didn't hear, and none of the adults know sign language.
>>835125cope dependent chaz and Danny fall down a well and they stuck there for days after being rescued they can't leave each other side because some psychological issues they developed in the well now Mandy Jerry Wendy and Dani have to figure out how to break them up because they are really annoying togetherpayne in the ass after vera uses her cunning to get out of a few socal obligations with Salem she hexes her to nerf her cunning this just so happens to fall on the date of commanders payne big plain to capture all the anomalies in town they all look to vera to get them out of this but she cant due to the mind fogwe need tp for our bong holesromon accidentally spreads a parasite though town causing the entire town to be stuck on the toilet and vera is taking advantage of this by jacking up the price of toilet paper and having a toilet paper delivery servicehow the cookie crumbles the mafia kidnapps trope 420 and use a body swap machine from dr cates to steal their bodies to preform a heist at city hall meanwhile its dani's first day as a girl scout and is wondering why everyone is acting strange and is this what they normally do
>>835141Perfect
>>835142you've reached your water limit after the Colorado River gets low all the citizens of north park are put on strict water rations but chuck and incog seems to not have gotten the memo and are being comically wasteful with water Jonesy and Nancy work together to break the news b plot Arnold runs away from home because he realizes he's taking up most of the yangs daily water to keep him alive c plot vera goes mad because she can't take a showerlettuce be catgirls dr toades tries to alter the cat ninjas DNA to get them to stop messing with his lab but it seems ineffective after the ninjas bust up his lab they cut across a local farm and sneeze on the crop inadvertently causing a mutagenic virus that turns anyone who eats the local veggies into cat girlswe then skip a month and half the country is cat girls Polaroid schizophrenia sid gets a cursed camera from the chateau garage sell and
>>835074I don't blame 'em.>>835100The last one is her REAL true form, trust
>>835192You can’t just pet me without paying ba-baka * in Japanese *
>>835209oh I forgot to mention that there's a style shift and everyone speaks exclusive in Japanese when they turn
>>835209>>835225Would be cool if it only happens when Danny becomes one, implying the ep is from his POV
>>835225I worded this weirdly I meant it that when you turn into a cat girl you speak Japanese and your in an anime style everyone else is normal >>835233Danny definitely in the initial infection group
>>835233you did give me a much bigger idea have you seen the movie rec or quarantine?
>>835236Nope
>>835243it's pretty good if you're into horror but anyway now im thinking about having it found footage style the Nancy as the protagonist
Time to break some headcanons. Being stuck on the same ship and creating designated futures must be boring as hell.You see, it wasn't Retarded, it was Petard, all along.
>>835251These are from my personal collection which weren't supposed to be posted. So you're seeing something extremely intimate.For some reason there never was a lot of kissing fanart.
>>835251>>835252no ai in these threads the hand holding and petard was a dead give aways
>>835251>>835252Is Crip cheating on Delly?
?
>>835261Dammit Crip, stop using A2 to generate images!
>>835276its a2 trying to generate pictures of crip cheating on delly to get her to kill him but Delly doesn't take the obvious bait
>>835252Cripplefucker + Mute = T.T It makes so much sense.
>>835278
I wonder what the more sportsy girls (Mandy, Trisha, Sydney, Lydia, etc.) think about the World Cup.And I imagine the world cup in the North Park world is Inazuma Eleven levels of wack. The goalkeepers could stop an asteroid if they wanted to
>>835334Never though Mandy was sporty... huh...
>>835355>She's athletic and very often carries her sports teams to victorySeems like it
>>835359Is it bad I don't really read the wiki much? I mostly use it for reference pics...
>>835360It's alright
>>835360Honestly the Wiki needs a major overhaul with all the lore changes and new characters.
>>835377According to the Bear/Hunk/Twink chart, we have a Bunk and a Bear on the right
>>835379If those are our twinks, bunk, and bear, who's our Cub and Twunk?
>Chuck, in an effort to boost town tourism, tries to commission Toades into making their own Jimothy.>This backfires as he shrinks Bobland's spine.
>"The Slowest North Park Episode">During the break between Season 10 and 11, on April Fools, an episode that was universally agreed on to be the worst, was slowed down to a 2 hour "special".>Besides being slowed down, there was minor edits.>It sucked, it was horrible.>However, those who stuck around until it ended, saw an actual special episode, the episode S4E6 replaced.
>>835393Cindy's gonna be pissed
>>835483I think anyone would be pissed if their dad's spine was shortened by a lab accident
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 300 posts, you're gonna see some serious shit.
Myrtle's real boob size (no fake)
>>835487yeah teacup is still mad about that she's actually biologically 16 ( that why she stacked) her spine is just short due to a test tube accident
Momstrong's costume swap
>>835489What made her get breast implants?
>>835504All natural, she binds real good...Or got them during a psychotic break.Either or.
>>835505Vandermark for the win!
>>835493Neat lore>>835488Serious shit like what?
>>835514You'll see
>>835266To be fair they do like slightly similar
>>835501any thoughts?
>>835524Only if you squint
>>835528Even then, different skin and hair colors
>>835501I wanna motorboat the momstrongs
>>835488Who even are you? Cause even though I know what you're talking about, I am a bit scared.Also we passed bump limit.
Alright, I'm breaking my vow of laziness. Give me serious shit to draw. And I mean real disgusting heinous atrocious ideas.
>>835532Delly and Crip HANDHOLDING
>>835529In something like pic related where there's only two colors, sure.But Delly has a fucked up right arm
>>835534True...But the fact that the images are AI generated, she has fucked up right hand, and a missing left hand.
>>835532Maria getting choked out
>>835532I need a list of all your characters
>>835532
>>835532Crip doing gross stuff to A2's head while Delly watches
>>835548This looks like slop as well, NGL
>>835550
>>835551bro what up with her hair
>>835532Can you draw Project Rhobhert found in the wiki holding a chess piece over a globe?
>>835551Clever argument, unfortunately, why is there visual noise where there shouldn't be any?
>>835552It's cool is what it is
>>835550Actual drawn artIt has early 2000's deviantart anime fanart soul
>>835558Explain why the whites have stray pixels, and her inconstant fingers?
>>835559It's not that entirely don't trust you, it's just signs that point towards the art being generated.
>>835559iirc this is something that happens with regular artwork too, which is why it's not a reliable or good way to claim that art is ai generated
>>835561Can you prove it's not then?
>>835568Well I'm not the one that posted it, so I wouldn't know if it were drawn or not I'm simply giving them the benefit of the doubt
>>835569Fair, I'm more or less trying to do the same, but it's just a bit suspicious in my opinion.
>>835561nah if it's nosey all over it's typically ai and since it's that a bunch of weirdness with the art such as the hands which is a telltale sign and I think it's safe to assume these are aI generated
>>835572Regular white space that hasn't been drawn on wouldn't be noisy at all which is a big red flag
>>835488Crip gets all the nice girls. [spoiler]and bitches.[/spoiler]
>>835598Stop it, stop with the damn AI
>>835599What? you want MOAR? There's 203MB in this folder and it's only growing bigger. It is over, Anakin. Asimov has the high ground.
I could dump it all in a link for the remaining 1,2,3... 3 anons who want to see it. There's 3 of you in here, right?
>>835602While I hate your guts at the moment, in fact, I feel you're breaking a board rule with what you're posting... That is a fair point, how many anons are in here?
Four!
>>835604Who the fudge are you?
This my last pic I'll post here. It's just too perfect, too chill. Nothing could possibly ruin his chill.Life's pretty good, man. If sleeping with Asimov Prime is wrong then I don't want to be right.
>>835605Some anon who heard about it and joined a few days before Halloween. Liked it better than South Park, so I stayed.>>835606Ok, this is obviously AI, dude
>>835607Yeah, hippy. It's beautiful.
>>835608Yeah, well you're going to put us on thin ice if the mods start getting a whiff of a bunch of AI art on what is largely considered "the board where everyone draws" So here are a few options for you so this doesn't get burdensome. >Post your art in catbox instead >Trace over your "art" so it at least looks human made >Just draw whatever in MS paint. We don't judge skill level, so don't worry about not looking professional
>>835609It is just one anon really, not the whole community. But anyways, that is a troll.
Tony is Asimov anon's character. These 2 are a part of a trio with Drew anon's mafia character.
>>835620Sounds fun!
Asimov as a murder drone
A bit early, but Happy Birthday Dannyanon!>"I don't care if he's my god, I am NOT wearing that! NOR jumping out of that!"
>>835641Cute!
>>835655This is excessive. Wendy's already sexy
>>835677How so?
>>835683Her personality and maid clothes
I imagine Lori's working overtime to make sure nothing bad happens at Danny/Dani's party.
Happy birthday Danny Anon
Tracy Stanky, trying to figure out how she's related to Lisa.Similar Lisa, does not handle real life situations well, usually just remaining quiet and distant.Despite all of that, she's somehow one of the popular kids.
"Oh Crap"All the toilets in North Park are broken and Vera makes a monopoly of her 50$ a use portapotties"The Amazing Racist"Posey is recorded saying the last two syllables of 'Vinegar' and is run out of town into the enchanted forest where she becomes one of the Ghoul Crew"Old McDonald Bought The Farm"Beloved resident of North Park Charlie McDonald passes away... And the OG Trio decide to stay the house the night to prove it's not haunted.Old Man McDonald refuses to move on because 'There's still farmwork need doin'.'"The N Word"Beansy is called 'Naive' and it massively offends her, soon the other tardy speds decide to ban the N word."Gay Corn"Maizby is caught up in a gay scandal when security footage of him leaks of him popping his corn at the movie theater after hours."Clown and Out"Slappy has a mental breakdown due to the stresses of his services being in high demand and the idea of his kids going hungry, he's admitted to a mental hospital for a good chunk of the season."Mime Time"A crippled mime named Lune (Loon) moves to North Park, much to the dismay of Slappy.He then has to perform at the poor kid's birthday and utterly boners it due to his crippling phobia."Daniel Day Lewis"Danny gets a forceful vacation from the Chaeteu, and wears normal kid clothes, everyone in town thinks he's a new kid and call him 'Lewis', Danny decides to roll with it and adopt a laidback persona who's known for long bouts of thought (In reality he's taking a well-deserved nap)"Momtopia"Every dad in North Park is tricked by Chaz to go to a Hardware Convention in New York, they fall for it, now Chaz is left to all the moms in the town.Unlucky for him though, through some godawful luck, all the women in town's cycles are sync'd and now he has to deal with REEEing and running to the store for scented pads."Tony's Dead"A rumor goes around that Tony died over the weekend, Sal decides to get to the bottom of it.When he finds Tony, it turns out he dyed hishair
Out the main 3, who'd have the fatter cock?
>>835746Mandy.And she's got fat fucking hefty ass balls.
>>835747
>>835748LMAO I didn't expect this, man.10/10.
Comic sequence - my favouritehttps://imgur.com/a/QN9Z3F5Everyone kissinghttps://imgur.com/a/ne2SkSTPlaydatehttps://imgur.com/a/vZPdmcVCass Max Posie kissinghttps://imgur.com/a/4mGh2pYCrip VS Surprisehttps://imgur.com/a/0EEIYIoBikinihttps://imgur.com/a/ryZ67zX
>>835718Some unknown sibling that manifested via time travel shenanigans, I guess.>>835743How would Maizby even?
>>835754>Lisa, chilling, trolling, in her zone.>Suddenly, lights, sounds, some girl fizzles into existence>In a quiet voice, she speaks>"hi i'm your sister.">Lisa, confused as hell, goes back to what she was doing, trying to ignore what just happened, ignoring how her room just got a bunk bed and is a bit more "girlier"
>>835756I was moreso thinking she's quietly retconned into always existing. Kinda like the beginning of TPOT 15But that works, too
>>835753Yeah these are very blatantly ai. Please Anon, I'm begging you, even simple doodles are fine
>>835761Also, why was Marinette from that miraculous show in one of the images? lmao
>>835761I think we should ban this guy
>>835747>>835748>>833706Cuntboy Chaz x Dickgirl Mandy
>>835748This reminds me of Peter tying a rope to his dick and having Brian drive a car to make it bigger
Tags:>Forced>Yurihttps://files.catbox.moe/o90lth.png
>>835813Catbox is glitchinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/gs5lhp4qmve0tz2e.png
>>835814>>835813....huh
>>835815Hm? What?
>>835816Nothing, think it's cool
>>835818Oh, thanks!
>>833419Based
georgina holding me down and telling me my pathetic ablebodied penis belongs to cripplepussy and she also circumcise shames me.
>>835853>"You're thircumthithed? What a thame, it wouldn't have happened to me..."
>>835854you've gotten insanely horny not that there's anything wrong with that
>>835855That's my secret anon, I'm always horny
And now, something self-indulgent:Diana falling into her dino instincts.https://files.catbox.moe/2kx9b3.png
>>835883I had a feeling it'd be vore
>>835888What can I say? A dino's gotta eat!
>>835889I know. I just don't wanna be near her when that happens
>>835911True
>>835743Momtopia sounds like a great ep idea.No, this isn't my masochism speaking
Shade test with Leslie
I bet Jerry's mom accidentally sat on Jerry's face once
>>835938How would that even happen?
>>835939Chaz sets up an impossobly convoluted trap to have her sit on his face. The universe gives him the finger and has Jerry get sat on instead
>>835940She tripped the wrong wayhttps://files.catbox.moe/5nulo6.png
>>835944>panties showingChaz is seething right now
>>835958Dude's absolutely fuming in the corner
>>835961I mean, who wouldn't want some MILF ass?
>>835964People not into older women.
>>835853That would likely make me hard
>>835965>>835964>>835944Which one of you is it?imgur.com/a/JzSiZBh
>>835985Not me. Feet is one of my least favorite fetishes
>>835988I agree, you have any idea where feet have been?
>Art is non canon btwIt’s been a long way since the days of /co/, when the coronavirus went rampant, and then there was this one thread I saw. I guess you guys hooked me on. I can say that much.Well, it’s been a lot of fun, and I just want to thank each and every single one of you for the fun, the friendship, and the games. That being said, I’m far from running out of ideas. But I have no choice in life now, so I’m going to say one thing:I am retiring.
>>836000God speed sir, may we meet again in the future.
>>836000>Full Gif file in the link>https://imgur.com/a/ioHRxusNow that I’ve mentioned that, I have one final project to do: I’m taking all forms of requests. Literally anything is on the table. Also, don’t be afraid to ask for multiple pieces of art; I don’t mind. The deadline is before this thread gets archived. I may still lurk around from time to time.Every character of mine is now free to use.But yes, that’s all I have to say. Thank you to each and every one of you.
>>835993It's not a bad kink, but just not my type
She beefed
>>836002The main 3 waving goodbye to Robert and Nancy
>>836002The Last Supper with your characters.
>>836002Robert and Asimov playing Splatoon together
"Charlie's Inferno"No-Brainer Nolan AUCharlie dies filming one of her artsy films involving making toast in the shower.She's sent to purgatory and is turned away almost immediately, sent to hell, who quickly reject her as well, finally Heavenbound nobody wants her there either, sending her soul back into her body."Cereal Rapist"People in North Park are noticing that their cereal is a little saltier than expected, who's the culprit? Is it he who shall not be named?!"Cheech & Chong: Legalize It"Stan finds out weed is legal, and opens up a dispensary.The whole thing is a weird 1970s nightmare with shag carpet, lava lamps, and even a designated orgy room.But he's real classy about it."Losing Myself"Skipper struggles with his mixed clown and acrobat heritage, he tries to find himself and goes through different personas to try and "fit in" and be happy."Leslie Gets Doxxed"Leslie accidentally posts a video where a very blurry ID is hardly even visible or perceivable for a fraction of a second, Lisa even though she probably has the town's entire doxx already, spreads this information wild online.Nobody cares because Leslie is some kid in some mountain town, so all that really happens is Melville tries to do the ol' dog doo doo in a bag, but sets himself on fire and puts himself out with the bag's contents."Oh God"Religious Anthology Episode featuring retellings of Kane and Abel, The Exodus Noah's Ark and David and Goliath featuring North Park Denizens, framing device is the entirety of the town is legally mandated to go to church for their unpaid parking tickets to go unnoticed by the Judge."Drew Kills Herself"Drew accidentally thinking they are candy eats all of Slappy's silly pills to help with his PTSD of the Clown Wars in Paris.She believes she has only two days to live and hosts her own funeral, and then wants a viking-styled funeral, not knowing what it is.
>>836043>"Leslie Gets Doxxed"It'd probably more than the dog poo bag, probably gets swatted, with the only swat officer being Gency.
>>836043It took Stan this long to realize marijuana is legal?
>>836052The man literally drove to town from 1976 via a wormhole or some shit.>>836044Shit, that's funny too, I'm imagining poor Leslie getting swatted while playing her Minecrafts and first there's a tear gas canister thrown through her window and before she realizes what's up, it explodes and she's tackled by Gency.
>>836062I forgot he time traveled
>>836043Viking Style funeral seems badass
