Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Invincible EditionPrevious thread: https://archived.moe/i/thread/829541Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
Huh, Leslie's looking a bit sus...
>>833402Well, I know who I'm not going near in a match
>>833402If we had to make a murder mystery story then how many suspects would we have and how would we not make it annoying when it's not them? I guess we don't use more than 1 red herring?
>>833412>how many suspectsFifteen. That's the limit for Among Us, I think>how would we not make it annoying when it's not them?Make it a "Who Shot Mr. Burns" deal where everyone has a motive to kill whoever the victim is
>>833413Who's the victim? And why is it Melville?
i need georgina to rape me-ineedgeorginarapeanonjr
>>833418Or Neil.
>>833419Maybe hold off on horny until we get 20 replies
>>833439Maybe both?
>>833461Melville's the first victim, Niel's the second
>>833463>"Victim 1: Lucas Melville">"C.O.D.: Unknown.>"Victim's appears to been dismembered post-mortem.">"Remains were placed in a sack outside the Boy's Cabins."
Hello North Park General, I can't say who I am, or how I got a hold of this, but if you know, you know.What I have in my possession is very early, very crude test footage for "North Park Sells Out" which was planned to be a theatrical movie introducing the Big Tex character.We all know the movie was scrapped for what ever reason, but it had some really neat concepts and ideas that seemed to have been used for other projects since then.If you're new to the fanbase and don't know about "North Park Sells Out" I'm going to copy-paste the brief synopsis from an obscure german animation magazine where it was teased around 2007:"Als der wohlhabende texanische Geschäftsmann „Big Tex“ die beschauliche Bergstadt North Park kauft, stehen die Einwohner vor der Wahl: entweder die Stadt zu verlassen oder für ihn und seine Pläne mit dem Gelände zu arbeiten. Vera will die Übernahme jedoch nicht einfach hinnehmen; sie tut sich – ausnahmsweise – mit den Bewohnern zusammen, um die Stadt zurückzuerobern. Nachdem sich die Lage beruhigt hat, beschließt Big Tex, sich dauerhaft in North Park niederzulassen – und sei es nur, um Vera zu ärgern.." - Cartoon-LebenReminder this is VERY EARLY test footage and it seems to only be of Vera laughing.https://files.catbox.moe/z86tjg.mp4
>>833474>>833412Aight, who're our suspects?
>>833483When wealthy Texas businessman "Big Tex" buys the quiet mountain town of North Park, the residents face a choice: either leave town or work for him and his plans for the area. However, Vera refuses to simply accept the takeover; for once, she joins forces with the locals to reclaim the town. After things have settled down, Big Tex decides to settle in North Park permanently—if only to spite Vera.also I guess Jonesy is confirmed for fortnight i don't know why they put it in the digital circus collab trailer
>>833485>Jonesy in FortniteI'm not too crazy about that... Especially with the TADC collab? It feels like the Northern Delights are selling out.Again.Who the fuck is going to pay 20$ to play as Jonesy, isn't a good chunk of her quotes and lines in-game just a bunch of owns to the player?
>>833487player loses in the top 50Jonesy: wow you got some serious skills player! by the way you're playing it makes it seems like your putting in zero effort but we both know thats not true player makes it to the top 20Jonesy in a condescending voice: wow you didn't even make to the top tenplayer lose in the top ten Jonesy: is this supposed to impress me you didn't even win well I guess i should congratulate you because we both know this is the best you're gonna get player winsJonesy: congratulations player how about next tume we try winning a none bot game
>>833491>mfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuNSRIcfSQ
"Massively Moronic Online Role-Playing Game"A new MMO releases and Lisa hits cap before the day is over, she's gone through all the content and is bored with what the game has to offer.The episode is via a bunch of Skype/Discord-expy calls with cam on and people playing or talking about "Yeti Adventures Online: Intimidation", the entire episode is a if you know, you know about MMOs, basically."Reservoir Hogs"Lydia's Crew and some other bullies knock off a candy store and things go absolute awry, the episode plays out exactly like Reservoir Dogs, the only one to walk away from it unscathed is Addison.
>>833491random kill quote Jonesy: aww the only chicken dinner you're getting is from Popeyes piggy kills Peter or Homer Simpson Jonesy: wow , you're almost as dead as the show you come forJonesy see Jonesy either another version of her own skin or the fortnite oneJonesy: there can be only one!Jonesy see a south park skinJonesy: ...... I feel like if I say something about you I might get sued for some reason
>>833483>>833485I'd work under Big Tex, ngl
>>833521smart move unlike vera he's actually loyal to all his employees he's a take care of them so they take care of you type but you're fucked if you betray him
>>833503*Plays out exactly like Reservoir Dogs except deathNobody dies okay, they just get busted by Elmer or BTFO'd by the Candyman's candycane bat.
>>833523So basically Vic Chaos, then
>>833536more like hank scorpio from that Simpsons episode he's a bond villain but a good boss to Homer
>>833541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSW-PoZ3570>Doesn't post the songYou're slipping.
>>833547Nice
>>833543first time hearing it
>>833527Who would have the best time in jail?
>>833515>Cartman takes advantage of this to shit-talk Jonesy
>>833515starting dailogJonesy: if you die before 50th place i will leak your search history taunt emoteJonesy: asimech do a stupid dance1in 10 chance of getting this if you win Jonesy: wow! that was cool....I mean I wasn't impressed by that
>>833583select dialog wow how much v bucks this run you byselect dialog 1 in 10 chance Jonesy: you actually picked me!..... I mean of course you would pick me
Time for North Park to get political, I hope you don't mind if I just /pol/ it up:"Donny Boy"Presidential Candidate "Donny" is coming to North Park for a week, to connect with the people of America during a rally/speech Tour.Chuck is nervous and spends the entire time Donny is in town in the bathroom trying to get a stubborn strand of hair just right.Drew is on the moon her favorite politician is in town and her bizarre crush on him makes her seem like an assassin when all she wants to do is bask in her glory.'Donny' is voiced by Don Knotts, and shares his likeness too."A Sundae In North Park"It's this but with Chuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TYC3SsjeAB-Plot is disgraced ex-Mayor Herman Burkiss trying to sabotage Chuck the entire time.
>>833590what the fuck is wrong with you? why are you so schizo lately?
>>833591Shiggity shut it, or it puts the lotion in the bucket.
>The Long Nose character is a rich manipulator who dabbles with dark magic.>The smartest character is an asian.>The basketball character is black.>The fat weaboo is white.What is Dannyanon trying to imply?
>>833593do all the anons now.
>>833591Not really that schizo, then again, I don't know/care for politics >>833593Only one of those is Dannyanon.
>>833595um excuse you!!!!!! Mayors and PResidents are VERY POLITICAL HE IS PRACTICAULLY TURNING THE PLACE INTO /PO/!!!!!!!!!!!
>>833596Papercraft & Origami?
>>833597WOW POLITICS
>>833595eh Danny( thoughThompson is a funny sir name for a Jewish person, not sure who this is referring to, maybe Brittany but she a ghost so I wouldn't call her a basketball character and I think mark but funny enough he's never been associated with anime up until this point
>>833593Wait, who's the smartest?it should be either Cates, Toades, or Maria, right?Cates is white, Toades is a frog person and Maria is ambiguously brown but is also half russian
>>833484neil being the 2nd victim is oddif i recall correctly mute heavily dislikes both of them so we have 1 suspect
>>833614almost everyone dislikes those two
Vera gets sued in an accident suit by Delly's parents because she broke her fucking arm, yet again, who's on the Jury?
>>833607Brianna Bellum Incog which Danny Anon made a few thread ago.
>>833621 oh yeah though I wouldn't say she's smarter than anti Wendy since most her tech comes from her former employer Thompson tech
>>833614What >>833617 said
>>833614Really, the only person we can rule out is chatterbox Since she actually likes them and hates violence of any kind plus if she did it , she couldn't keep her mouth shut about it.
>"Miss [REDACTED], where were you last week during the incident?">"I was in Denver for a medical checkup.">"For what?">"I was born with a heart arrhythmia, it was mostly a standard check up regarding that.">"That's why you weren't at camp?">"Correct.">"Alright. Can you tell us your relations with the victims, and if there was anyone who'd would want to harm them?">"While I can't personally say much about Melville... CLARKSON, on multiple occasions, tried to give me a heart ATTACK, as part of a "PRANK".>*Beeping sounds*>"What is that?">*Deep breaths* "Heart monitor. Give me a mo-">(Recording ends here, suspect had a medical emergency, they were rushed to the local ER, suspect is safe, follow up at a later date with additional questions)
>>833631we all know that that's---*van drives up behind me* IT'S-- *GETS YANKED IN* I-- *van drives off cutely*
>>833633How does one drive a van "cutely"?
>>833643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yTUm1N-7o
>>833644So the suspect was glammed up, with a glam van?
>>833645Yeah, Rarity kidnapped me in her Glamping RV.
>>833646Of course!It was someone with an Illegal Horse mask, but does this narrow who killed Melville and Neil? The mask could be a Red Herring.
>>833647My thought, my opinion? It was one of them robo-people... Less flesh people, less competition in the AI arms race.I say start with the girl robot who's always showing her panties.
>>833648>"Alright, Little Miss Roboto, where were you last week when Lucas Melville and Neil Clarkson were murdered?">"I was at the camp where it happened, but I was in sleep mode when it happened.">"Anyone suspicious at the camp or anyone that would wish harm on either?">"Suspicious? No. Wish to harm on them? Everyone wanted that, me included.">"Wel-">"Before you ask, no, my subroutines prevent me from intentionally killing them, from what I know, it was very intentional.">"Hm. We have another question: Do you know this man?">*Shows your pic to her*>"That guy? He's been... How best to desc- Creepy, total creep.">"Ok, thank you for your cooperation.">(Recording ends here)
>>833650>Creepy Total CreepOh god... Oh Lord, I have a creeping feeling it's that creepy old molester man whose name I forgot....
>>833651I was going to say Drewanon, but I'm not sure...
>>833652>He forgets that DrewAnon is in Rehab right now for ODing on water
durp
>>833654Ah nice, got out of rehab.
>>833655Not for long... I'm jonesing for more of that H2O.
I am one of many Drew Anon's therapist. Get your ass back here now!!!
>>833658Okay... I'm sorry... Thanks for watching out Dr. Wristdeep.
>>833659Time for the raping!!
>>833660*Theraping
>>833654Drew is cute
>>833678I really should do something with her, she's just the stupid one now.Glad you think so.
>>833681I also like her aged up version
Forgot what month it is
>>833700See? SEE! I'm not WOKE! I'm not the most woke LGBT++++++++++++++++++++++ person in the thread anymore!!! SEEE!!!!! I am NOT FRIENDS WITH ANY GAY PEOPLE I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!
>>833700It's that time of the month
>>833701Sorry Drewanon, your main OC is a bi, polyamorous, and has dark skin.You're Woke
>>833703Welp, guess I'll just die then.:(>>833702NO!!!!!!! CEASE!!!! CHAZ DOESN'T HAVE A CRISPY BOIPUSSY!!!!!!!!!
>>833702>>833704I thought Chaz was Genderfluid?
>>833704>CHAZ DOESN'T HAVE A CRISPY BOIPUSSY!!!!!!!!!Yeah, he shouldn't, yet he does....why is that>>833705He is, not by choice at first
>>833706that's hilarious
>>833706>He is, not by choice at firstoh no it was definitely his choice Danny told him to stay away from Amanda he didn't listen
>>833706>CBF's "Do what you will, I have already won" facelmao, I'm so glad I suggested him
should all the boys start flirting with Chaz
>>833714no
>>833715It gotta be someone please?Just one character or else I will cry.
>>833716then cry*puts out cigarette on u, and forces chaz to drink pp potion*
>>833716Cboyfucker would hit on him
>>833713>>833716we know melville likes chazette which is basically chaz with a pussy so melville most likely
>>833706and on dick measuring contest day too Jerry: well Danny gonna have a feild day with this one.
Oh no! Due to Cboyfucker's chicanery, some of the staff are now the opposite gender!
>>833756I want to uh--- Hmmm.... I don't know, she looks like she'd sell my liver before she even took it out...
>>833757Considering who that is, probably
>>833758I'm gonna beat her to it...You wanna buy a slightly damaged liver? And because I like you so much... Uhhh... A 50$ gift card to Little Caesar's and UNRESTRICTED ACCESS to the Houben laundry hamper.
>>833718Cboyfucker it is, then
>>833756The art of Smiles groping Myrtle's tits is hotter now.
>>833762well fuck you too anon
>>833777Namastehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RKHVSiXjJD4&pp=ygUSc291dGggcGFyayBuYW1hc3Rl
>>833756She has a nice pair of hips, her ass is pretty good, and is a c-cupDo whatever you want with that info
>>833804Probably try to not piss her off, but not as far as >>833759
>>833756>"Frog man... I need more of that."
>>833851I'm getting 'It's Goofy Time!' energy.
>>833756She's so pleasant
>>833865You can trans the gender...But you can't trans the psycho
>>833865kill him ms smile
>>833868Which one?
"Stories For Years"Uhhh, in this episode... We uhhh--Hmm... Look it's... *Scratches head*Another meta episode in which the writers have run out of ideas, steam, and decide to knock off early and go to an Amusement Park and blow this season's entire funds there.
>>833902Why not blow eachother?
>>833902Next episode:"How Much North Park Can $12 Buy Us?"
>>833904"How Much Can 12$ Buy Us?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZ5yIfIm2gThe finale of North Park.
>>833903Why are you so gay? Like, for real, what the fuck, man.
>>833906Fine, have the anon's self-inserts have an orgy
>>833910Only if it's not a complete sausage fest, then I'll join.
>>833911Have some of them get rule 63'd
>>833912Sure, which anons?
"Jr. Shakedown Brigade"Zach decides to stop fucking around and just decides to shake down the entire town.Things get so bad, that there's a curfew in place, Zach eventually seems to be the only one going to school or even around town.
>>833910Yo, YO WHY???? That's homo and over the line and nobody's gonna draw me with a small dick, they'll draw me with a big one which is insulting to me.
>>833916>they'll draw me with a big one which is insulting to me.Why don't you just draw your favorite OC?
I leave for 1 month and you guys are about to blowing each other tsk tsk tsk
>>833931It was just a joke
>>833932Yeah sure you say that while Leslieanons was unzipping his pants
>>833933Hey, my pants are still up! I wasn't going to participate until we get ladies on board.Anyways, I have a Super Soaker filled with Gender Fluid, who wants to be sprayed?
>>833934oh please we all know your going to shoot yourself with gender fluid and use your milkshakes to bring all the boy to the yard (excluding me)
>>833935Brave words for a guy in soaking range
>>833936* you're staring at a decoy the real one is behind you in the shadows with a gender fluid supper soaker
>>833937*it was a hologram*
Wanna play soccer?
>That time North Park Studios needed more money so they product placed the fuck out of an episode
>>833960Drew: Uncle? Is this what selling out feels like?
>>833969>*sigh*>*Takes a McDonalds's bag and starts eating a Big Mac*
>>833969That... That's why Slappy's sad.. The A-Plot is about the group of clowns going to Comedy Central, a Clown Convention... And the B-Plot is Slappy sad neither of his 3 (Biological, Adopted, Step) kids didn't want to come to this convention that's important to he sulks and doesn't enjoy the Adventure.>>833970Welp, now I have to voice this..
>>833970>>833971Don't worry. I forgive my Clown dilf
>>833978>dilfi forget there's at least one person who finds slappy sexy
>>833979Fine, I forgive the clown uncle.
>>833982"There's no wrong way to fantasize." - Princess Sunbutt, 'Illegal Horse' S4E29 "Is This Reality, or Is This Fantasy?"
"King of The Hill"Nolan accidentally helps out a small-time gang in town, delving into the deep dark underbelly of North Park's crime world, with ease he climbs the criminal ladder in a weekend, things spiral out of control much to Nolan's ignorance.He's calling out hits incidentally, he's giving sound advice where to hide evidence/destroy fronts thinking he's giving real estate advice.He becomes so notorious worldwide that every head of every criminal organization from around the world comes to pay respects to him.On the day of this meeting Nolan is reminded he needs to mow the lawn.
>>833994
>>834079>He's dressed in a 1940s Zoot SuitHoly. Fucking. Kino.This is 100% not what I pictured him wearing but it's fucking great.
Beansy's Mind:Entire episode's from Beansy's POV, her thoughts are voiced by David Attenborough, or someone doing a good impersonation of him.
>>834081Bro looks so cool, but he's gonna throw it all away 5 minutes later
>>834079He looking tuff
>>834129Buenos Dias Addison.
Robert "Cringe Kid" Norman Jr.Loop Iteration 2006
>>834130One of the things not average about her
>>834141Loop iteration? So some time shenanigans, I see
>>834147Agreed>>834149Not really, I'm more or less making a comment on floating times lines, it's basically CK during '06
>>834150Floating timelines were my second guess, anyway....so is this before or after Sonic '06?
>>834155Probably after, I'd imagine he tries to play it off saying something to the effect of "But there's a lot more good games than bad games!"
>>834157I'm putting him on suicide watch
>>834176Or worse, turn into SammyClassicSonicFan
>>83414180's cringe kid is really into Garfield star trek and star wars
>>834178>SammyClassicSonicFan>Worse>Suddenly remember the kid became a gigachadMy man... How old ARE you...? You sure you ain't uncing? You down with Deagle Nation, or nah?
>>834187I'm 27, what the hell is a deagle nation, and I was referring to younger him.
>>834193Back into my unc vortex.*tupacs away*
>>834194Yeah! Go back to your loving family and 401k, gramps!
>>834195>Loving Family>401KLOLLMAO
>>834196*laughs and cries in solidarity*
>>834181>CK, GodammitPenny, probably
didn't have new NP artworks, so here a oldie for goodtime sakes
>>834205Myrtle's the cutest one here
>>834247
>>834251Anxious older women
>>834252Anxious older women that are on the edge and are close to snapping
>>834253That's not the only thing on the edge, am I right? *Bongo-ass Peewee Herman laugh*
another NP Momstrongs old art
Gale Smiles ass real
>>834392Coot>>834326...I suddenly like Mr Smiles more
>>834410Gender Fluid will do that, make you slightly hotter.Then again, his(?) mom was dummy thicc.
>>834445Good to know
"Pumpkin Lover"Dollfucker and Sally take a break due to Halloween filling Sally with unease, and DF starts fucking slutty pumpkins, much to the dismay of the town, but who is this mysterious Pumpkin Fucker?"Goonervision"Moral Crusader gets upset when the local Public Access late night adult ads stop showing up due to the lack of adult entertainment in North Park and tries to scan the airwaves for Pirate TV Stations and finds his absolute dream channel 'Goonervision', a channel that revolves around women's european soccer, it gets to the point he doesn't leave his room for days.
>>834470Moral Crusader tries to come up with reasons why it should be taken down, but he can't argue because it's just sports.
>>834471Well yeah, but now he's beating his pud to Women's Sports.He's always been a closeted little freak that yells at you for the evils of [Thing] and then goes home and beats his wiener until he forgets his name at those same things.He probably has a yelling fetish, too.
>>834472Probably transphobic but would want a trans woman to breed him
>>834473Yeah... He's transphobic, homophobic, but the idea of getting railed makes the poor punk dribble.And he starts drooling too.Probably owns at least one buttplug he puts in when he goes on his little crusades.
North Park...More like Crakerville
>>834524Minor adjustments due to clerical error
