AND WE'RE BACK HERE!

seven days
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I missed this board so much

>>837634
So did I

"Package Thief"
Drew's package gets stolen and it shakes her to her absolute core, she adopts a tougher persona and delves into the underground of parcel-snatching, run by Krippler.

"Murder At Hamburger Castle"
A who-dunnit Mystery at North Park's one and only Hamburger Castle.
Saucy Samantha the mascot of Hamburger Castle is found facedown in the ballpit (giggity)
And for once the Double D mystery team sit this one out, because they wanna have lunch.
So Beansy and Cringe Kid team up for once.

"Paranormal Activity: Extreme Sleepover Edition"
Dani convinces(begs) Wendy to hold a sleepover with some of the girls from their school at the Chateau and she buckles and does it, after that the episode is shown from the security footage at the Chateau.

"Streetracing is a Form of Martial Arts"
The kids watch some Fast and the Furious movies and become obsessed with streetracing and adopting wild streetracing personas.
Needless to say it's all fun and games until Neil and Drew streetrace in front of a train to win a race and get pushed to Denver

"Slappy Gets Cancelled"
Slappy accidentally says the 'H' word on a live interview and the collective town loses their shit and publicly shames him medieval style, something the town does to all its townspeople when they make a huge social faux pas, rotten food and vegetables are thrown at him, and someone announces his comings and goings

"Slappy and Nolan's Big Top Marathon"
Slappy when leaving the grocery store gets the urge to use the bathroom, but traffic has stopped to a crawl, he decides to walk home, Nolan follows him desperately trying to give him back his change.

"Frankenberry"
It's Beansy's favorite time of the year because all of her favorite berries are finally in season, but some people in town like to bully her and tell her that Frankenberry is for posers and Count Chocula is for real OGs.
This causes Beansy to block up the Count Chocula factory with a lego dam ceasing production.

>>837628
*keith david voice* don't ever question my leadership again

>>837653
To be fair, it was an pretty ok time, hell, one guy liked my art enough to fap to it.

>>837654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr0pKI-eeg&

>>837635
The introverts

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>>837658
Would Asimov really count as an introvert?

>>837668
Terry and Leslie at the annual costume contest, they both heard that Asimov was a judge

>>837671
No his whole character is built around how extroverted and good at making friends he is

i wish north park had more pornographic episodes

>>837698
we can always make more

"Porky's Butthole"
A 26-minute long recording of an irate North Park Fan calling North Park Studios

>>837703
The first half is him yelling at Guy Fantastic and the second half is a screaming match between him and Rambo Ramirez

>>837704
I'm tempted to make this episode a fucking reality.

>>837706
well I'd be happy to help!

>>837707
How good is your improve?

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Sabrina undercover as a baby.

i hate when I buttcrak shaves and haires grow bak and it start hurtign from hair ingrow

>>837713
?

>>837673
He's everyone's friend!
Except for like 4 people

>>837717
And even a couple of the four have complicated feelings about him

>*Ashley, Dorothy, Sabrina, Leslie, and Dani huddle around each other, trying to figure out how to get Rayne to join their kickball team, they speak in hushed tones*
>L: "Ok, do any of you girls speak Goth?"
>Da: "I thought you did?"
>L: "I can only look the look, I can't talk the talk. Plus, I just like purple."
>S: "I can speak it."
>L: "Sabrina, no offense, but you're the most preppiest bitch I know."
>S: "For your information, I'm Valley, not Prep, plus Goth isn't that far from Valley, I just gotta be gloomier."
>A: "She has a point."

>>837711
What is she plotting?

>>837730
To find the Lindbergh baby.

"Northvision"
A long event that imagines different characters in their own setting/show with distinct artstyles, to name a few.

>Groovy Girls Mystery Team
Dani and Sabrina are two girls who solve mysteries with their talking pet Rat, done in the art style of 70s Hanna-Barbera stuff

>Short Bus for Short Kids
The special ed kids and their misadventures in a harsh space that largely ignores them, done in the art style of Ed, Edd, n Eddy

>Little Big Top
The Carey-Honker-Song family's wild misadventures.
Done in the artstyle of Home Movies

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I found this in my uncle's basement, how much do you think it's worth?

>>837652
What's the H word? Harlequin?

>>837741
Hick.

>>837737
lake bloody murder
Danny and Wendy have paranormal adventures in the artstyle of gravity fall

tweenage mutant ninja kittens

the cat ninjas fight off the evil dr toads and his subterranean frog people army it shifts between the art style of the original tmnt cartoon all the ti the newest one.

zacharina

Zachary gets hit with a does of gender fluid and half the boys are swooning for her dispite him being the exact same level of sociopath except Danny who doesn't get the attraction chazette was better ( my feelings on malfoid)

Total terminate

TT becomes convinced she is a magical construct made by Salem with a fake backstory about a future apocalypse due to an April fools prank she does everything in her power to prevent what she believe will destroy her existence

little dee-tectives

Mina shrinks the double dee detectives when they have to get across town to get evidence to clear slappy's name but they soon find a civilization of shrunken people who Mina has failed to capture in jars and it's just them dicking around the teeny city for the rest of the episode completely forgetting about slappy

chibi-fied

Salem essence of cuteness spills into the water supply turning everyone into town into chibis except the vampires and the robots who don't drink water also no one can swear or say anything crude it just turns whatever they we're going to say into a cute replacement. After a fierce battle for dominance vera becomes the undisputed ruler of town after unplugging Asimov and his family's charging pad so they just shut the down making them the only one capable of reaching the top shelf

Bethany and Miss Terry teaming up and everyone thinks they're dating because Dani and Sabrina are gay.

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>>837749

Episode Idea:
Salem-Strongs: Salem decided to become a momstrongs for just a day, but things get out of hand when the CCP showed up

Speed Derby: The citizen of North Park decided to entered the derby race ala Wacky Race style

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>"I just KNOW this bitch had a hand in my father's death... I just don't know how..."
>"Oh great, she's got Autism eyes, she either wants something, or she's staring right through me."

>>837749
>>837753
Chazzette really was better than this

>>837741
Honkler

>>837750
Bethany would be into it but Miss Terry wouldn't be.

"Weekend at Ubermensch's"
The Double-Dee Mystery team are trying to find some evidence of Ubermensch's cloning experiment, but get trapped within his house on the worst possible time.
The two overhear a divorce happen, Ubermensch's test results that are uncomfortable to listen to, and are even uncomfortable witness when he breaks down crying.

"The Backstabber's Blues"
The Double Dee Mystery Team think back on the forgotten member, Tammy when they were known as DDT.

"This got awkward quickly"

Bethany and Sabrina end up going to Rivals counseling when Bethany starts feeling like the two aren't really rivals anymore, the two dragging Dani and Terry along with them to the insanely awkward meeting that just seems to get worse the longer it drags on.

"Karate Bug-Men vs Spandex wearing weirdos"

CK annd Asimov argue over whether Comic Book Heroes or Kamen Riders are cooler, leading to the Power Ranger Kids getting involved and it turning into a schoolwide brawl between the various hero fan groups.

>>837742
>>837796
That makes more sense

>>837800
Kamen Rider > Comic Heroes >>>> Sentai. I thought we were over this

>>837815
Sorry, this is a comic hero OC donut storyspace.
Kamen Rider is gay.

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>>837816
Sorry dude, Rider references have existed since the early days, American comics have stagnated since the towers fell and the Pentagon turned into the Quadtagon.

>>837816
>>837827
Toku is integral to the DNA of North Park.
Asimov's obviously a Kikaider reference

>>837827
>>837830
just fuck already

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>>837830
That comment inspired me.

>>837831
NWF

>>837754
any thoughts?

>>837831
They're right. We gotta make a Sentai team, too

>>837845
no

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You see the vision?

>>837866
Yes I do anon

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Telapthic Communication intercep0

>>837866
I never considered Penny could be a plumber. It's not a bad job for her.
Also, Jerry got really lucky that he had to date her for a while

>Come up with ideas for some new OCs
>Too lazy to draw or just get sidetracked
I need to fucking draw more.

"Saint Misbehavin'"
A saint ascends from the heavens--Or so she says, a few days in North Park and she becomes a close-minded, angry hick who doesn't like robots and gingers.
Eventually Mel Gibson comes and tries to bring her back to heaven, but she refuses.
Slappy is convinced the end is near, when the saint sends him a message from Bongo.

"Big Flex"
This whole episode is an infomercial by Big Tex about an exercise machine that doesn't REALLY work, but man it sure does make you look and feel like you are.

"Junkyard Dog"
The main trio are constantly harassed by a kid who acts like a dog whenever they go to the junkyard to look for cool stuff.
Jerry brings home a canadian squirtgun and goes wild wild west.

"Life Could Be a Dream"
Asimov wakes up from his first 'dream' believing it to be real, having read/learned of dreams but never really having one, this dream in particular includes him accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy and stealing nuclear launch codes, he is determined to never go into sleep mode again, and the dreams and reality mesh into each other.

"Fable"
An anthology episode where an unseen storyteller is reading a book to some campers.
'The Cripple and the Tomboy'
Georgina competes with Mandy in a race to see who can win.
'Drew and the Grapes'
Drew is desperate to find a copy of the Seinfeld Script 'The Grapes', trying to steal it from Larry David.
'The Robot and the Clown'
Slappy needs help and Asimov is happy to help.. Then Slappy tries to drown him.


"Got Yourself A Gun"
Tha main trio are eating pizza at Sal's pizza place in real-time ignoring what appears to be a hit squad looking for, and attempting to take out Sal.
Chaz complains that there's a single olive on his slice when he didn't want olives, Jerry and Mandy panic, but Chaz is very persistent on getting another slice or his 2.50

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Do not ask what happens behind the North Park 7/11 from 11 PM to 4 AM

>>837884
>a few days in North Park and she becomes a close-minded, angry hick who doesn't like robots and gingers.
Lydia: Just this once?
Asimov: Just this once

"H.O.A.R.S."
Someone new to town convinces Chuck to make a HOA, only 3 households are OK with this. Can this new person survive being moderately trolled by people being maliciously compliant and Colorado's laws, or will they be found hanging from the tree in their front lawn?

"Please Don't Find This Media"
Halloween episode, Chaz can't find a specific Halloween special, so he looks online, having no luck there, decides to see if Asimov watched it and still have it in his databanks, what follows is a deep rabbit hole that ends up Sliver Shamrocking/Third Impacting the whole town.

"Harlequin Psycho"
Slappy's new medication for his laughing fits turns him completely cold and goal-oriented, he leaves his family and starts hanging out with the bigwig clowns in Denver.
All the faces are the same.
All the jokes are the same.
All the parties are the same.

"Bundle of Joy"
Bundle decides she needs to get pregnant NOW!!!
And pretends to be a chain-smoking single-mother with a piece of corn wrapped in a blanket and candy cigarettes.

"Crusader of The Lost NARC"
MC seethes at Halloween and the sugar that all the other kids gets, he decides to destroy all the sugar in North Park, but after seeing Gency bust some guy for 'Nose Candy' he ends up in North Park's criminal underbelly, stealing kilos of cocaine, hoarding them in his house to gain leverage over Halloween.

"Drew's Clues"
Drew goes missing and nobody really knows where she is... And nobody kind of cares? But she's left clues all over the place!--...So someone will look for her, right? She eventually ends up on milk cartons in the background for a little while.

"Skipper Skips"
Skipper decides to join the North Park Jump-Rope Tournament.

"Little People"
The midgets of North Park have a support group.
Chuck, yet again DOES NOT bring the donuts, so it's just hot dogs and coffee.

"Vagueposting"
Halloween episode, Drew's true nature comes out.

"Caped Crusader"
MC decides to become a superhero, but it ends poorly for him when some street-thug backs up into him in his car by accident.

"Pumpkin"
Halloween episode, a pumpkin comes to life and tries to seduce the men of North Park into 'Making me hollow', but the way she acts, what she says, it's genuinely a mystery if she means sex or turning her into a Jack-O-Lantern.

>>837924
>"Bundle of Joy"
I feel the B plot would be Abi-Jo trying to claim Bundle's stealing valor over youth mothers

>>837884
>Jerry brings home a canadian squirtgun and goes wild wild west.
He took lessons from Robert for this

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Arnold's joining the super LARP... And he's another toku hero.

"These Legs Were Made For Walkin'"
Ms. Chariot begins to work out specifically her legs, eventually they become so thick and veiny that Hulk Hogan's 24-inch pythons are too afraid to challenge her.
Rumors spread throughout town that Chariot is so fit her legs are working and she's just waiting for the right moment, Zach doesn't believe the rumor, and starts popping shit to her, the two agree to fight in front of the school at 3:45PM.
The entire town shows up someone is even selling tickets to the fight.
Zach is briefly nervous when Chariot begins to slowly lift herself.
The second she's off the chair she immediately falls flat on her face, roll credits.

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"Kid--What the hell are you doin'?! Hide!"

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drawn by another anon

>>837945
i thought sammy isn't perverted or sexual

Asimovcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBi3G6eKHFk

>>837956
I personally think he's just incredible shy when it comes to that stuff.

Max jumpscare in new South Park episode

>>837971
I seen't it.

>>837944
I love how dopey Chaz looks in this, hilarious work.

>>837976
Thanks, glad you find it funny.

>>837963
yeah, he still a bit nervous about it

>>837981
Sex with Sammy.

"Sea Oddity"
Drew and Asimov hijack a submarine belonging to Maria.
The two get lost for a while.

"Arthur Kensington Jr. and the Brutal Mogging"
Song gets challenged to an Aura Battle by the school's coolest kid, Arthur Kensington Jr. after accidentally knocking him down, everybody hypes up the fight the entire episode talking about how Song is going to get BTFO'd, Song shows up, not quite understanding what's going on, and in his ignorance he utter floors Arthur, by the rules of school, Song becomes the coolest kid in school but hates it, Arthur admits to Song in private he's glad to have lifted the 'Cool Curse' Song looks for someone else to pass it along to.

"Jade Tigress"
Slappy's been working late with Razzle on new clowning tricks and jokes, Hui gets incredibly jealous and starts coming randomly unannounced to bring Slappy dinner or just say 'Hi', Hui has a one-sided rivalry against Razzle, trying to harm her in comical ways only for Slappy to get BTFO'd every time.

"Hurricane Platter"
The OG three's family dealing with a hurricane, Ashley is somehow there for all three's events.

"Dead Body"
A few kids find a dead body in the woods that turns out to be Stan passed out after eating a bad mushroom.

"Homeless Problem"
There's a town hall meeting about the homeless problem and the people decide to be a real town they need more homeless people.

>>837945
Sammy getting dommed is neat to see

"Colorado Slapstick Massacre"
Slappy's brother escapes North Park Mental Hospital.

Uncle Clown comes to town.

Maria's uncle Clown comes to town, revealing himself as a demonic reality warping user of the Dark Clowning arts that is the reason Maria hates Clowns and Magic, now Slappy and Maria have to team up to stop him from taking over North Park.

This is the follow-up to an episode where Salem and Slappy fuse to torment Maria

>S2E3: A Bad Feeling
>Obligatory "Phantom Menace kinda sucks" episode
>Most, if not all the adults in town are getting hyped up for Phantom Menace, getting to relive their childhood.
>The town is basically COVERED in ads/promotions for the movie
>Some of the kids are hyped up, none so more than Jerry, who's, strangely, not being a stick in the mud, in fact, he's not containing his excitement.
>Will he be the voice of reason when the town starts burning effigies of the main cast and George Lucas?

North Park: Doomsday 6-part event that sees the town go up against different apocalyptic scenarios
"The Moon Sees Me"
The moon becomes sentient, and wants to crash into earth, the town gets 3 days to make their peace.

"Spare Some Water?"
The town turns into Waterworld due to Anartica melting.

"Chernobyl Jr."
The town's power plant has a really bad leak.

"You're Fired!"
A forest fire rages out of control and threatens the magic forest.

"Raisin' The Dead"
Due to some magic fuckery the dead walk the earth once more, they're not hungry, but they're pissed the living buried them.

"God. Is. Pissed."
The Ten Plagues start to happen around North Park.

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>>838058

Fake Italian

Tony is revealed to be a fake Italian by Sal, leading to Tony having a crisis of character and falling into a debilitating milkshake addiction.

Mo Maria mo problems

Drew finds herself caught in between a squabble between Maria and Slappy, with the woman spoiling her rotten and Slappy being jealous of the money Maria has to throw around.

Thank Goodness you're here!

Maria spends an odd day being dragged into everyone's problems after a case of the British hits the town, much to her consternation as she's attempting to get home in time to sign for a package.

>>838090
Haunting, good work!

>>838083
>effigies of the main cast
Well, I imagine that's not new for them

"Mein Phone"
Lisa hacks the town's phones under the guise of keeping them safe from a new virus going around called 'Bonzi Buddy Jr.', she uses it to elevate herself to near-mayoral status and becomes a dictator for a few days.

"Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
Scoop (Slappy's youngest brother) takes Slappy and Bongo's remains to a Maury/Ricki Lake/Jerry Springer type of show, with an eccentric host.

"Clancy Scouts"
Clancy's Angels decide to become girlscouts, with a less than savory outcome, they run their cookie bracket like a bunch of idiots who think they know military, but it's a bunch of girls yelling at other girls until they cry.

"That's Disrespectful To The Authors"
Moral Crusader is hosting a bookburning and most of what he's burning are military novels by Tom Clancy and John Ringo, the Clancy Angels find out and plot a tactical attack to distract MC and steal the books, the fire gets even worse and sets a nearby grocery store on fire due to both parties.

"Third Wheel"
Beansy gets upset when she notices Drew's new crush and stops hanging out with Drew and Asimov, she finally gets to do all the lego building she's been wanting to do for the past few months.
And then she realizes she has no other friends.

"Fed Ex"
The CCP struggle to quickly fabricate a report on the town in time before their bosses shut down the operations in North Park.
Think Lesson Zero but with more panic and scrambling.

>>838090
https://files.catbox.moe/s4xexn.wav

>>838103
>Clancy's Angels
I'm already down. Love those buggers

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"Ventriloquist Computer Gangster Police God"
Slappy thinks he's the victim of a worldwide conspiracy to steal his family, when he encounters a Ventriloquist Dummy from Childhood, he decides to take himself hostage.

"Roll Call"
Clancy's Angels have hit a snag, they don't really have code names, they've just all been calling each other 'Private', they try to come up with cool names, but they all fight over 'Revolver Ocelot' and 'Solid Snake' until they decide to ban those names or any variation from the pool.
Eventually they come up with some good names, that fit the 'Metal Gear' vibe they were going for.
From left to right:
Boss Panther - Commander and the Leader
Golden Cavalry - She is the Joy and the Laughter
Hunting Raccoon - She is the toughest fighter
Phantom Mimic - She coordinates the camo and disguises

Clancy's angels? Who the fuck is Clancy? What happened to Max's angels?

>>838160
Tom Clancy, you retard.

>>838160
Max died, so they found a new master

Wonder what Halloween costumes everyone's wearing

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>>838203
This is Leslie's this year

"Take A Melody"
Danny, Pidge, Zach and Angela go on a journey to stop an alien menace, however, whoever wrote this episode is clearly ripping off Mother from memory.

Cringe Kid gets sued
Cringe Kid makes a TV headed character for one of his games and gets sued, Vera as his lawyer as he tries to explain that his TV headed character is completely original while Vera makes the people suing him fight amongst each other.

>>838213
Who's Pidge?

alright everyone, not much is happening i think we should pack it up, nothing lasts forever

>>838224
I refuse

>>838225
are you willing to be the only one here? the others are very sporadic in their posting
it's okay to let go

>>838226
Have you ever considered this is a slow board? It's fine for people to sporadically post.

I'm not letting these threads die until we reach the 50th.
Leslie, carry on the flame...

>>838215
CK can't be that dumb. There's Tenna, Vox and Mr Puzzles, off the top of my head

>>838229
CK: But mine has a black and white TV for a head, talks like a Noir detective and solves crimes!

Due to the recent events of North Park ending so soon, I guess this is time for me to leave as well, I'm not good with 'Goodbyes' so.. I'll let my characters do the talking for me.
https://files.catbox.moe/pcchpy.wav

>>838232
what is happening this is punk'd right???????

>>838232
North Park isn't ending!

>>838232
The ride never ends, fucker

>>838234
>>838235
Sorry, it's over.

>>838236
Nuh uh

>>838237
Sorry you keep holding on, we got 30 seasons. Sorry bro.

>>838238
We still have series 2, dumbass.

>>838239
WTF IS SERIES 2 BUTTWIPE

>>838240
It was the time skip, think Steven Universe Future

>>838241
>Steven Universe Future
OH NAH I'M PULLING THE PLUG YOU WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

>>838242
Pretty sure you're white...

>>838243
NIGGA WHAT

I wonder if there's gonna be another zombie apocalypse on Halloween this year

>>838250
i wonder if you'll actually draw or write something for the thread

>>838253
Alright, I wanna write Cassandra plowing people

>>838253
>>838266
Like, she gets real freaky and dominatrix-like on Halloween

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>>838203

>>838273
I'm not drawing it but Agatha would dress up as (cosplay?) Omocat lol. Partly because her early work was fujoshit, and partly because of the shotacon stuff. Also, it's funny

>>838273
You just know Slappy's fuming in the corner.
Also hey Muteanon.

>>838275
Hey Leslieanon :) Oh most definitely, I hadn't even thought about how he would react to the costume. He already dislikes Mute, so he'd ABSOLUTELY be furious lol

>>838278
Oh yeah, he'd mad...

Someone mentioned elsewhere Mute and Drew looked the same, Parent Trap but with those 2.

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>>838273
She's so cute!

>Be Asimov on Halloween, minding your own business
>Run into Cassandra, who knocks you out and kidnaps you
>You wake up tied up while she talks shit about you
>She takes out a whip and spanks your ass
>She also unties you just to sit on your face for 5 minutes
>She eventually knocks you out again and you're let free

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>>838279

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Nos decided to do a joyride, and also bringing poor Vera along

>>838309
i hate you so much sammy

>>838280
Sexo sexo sexo

>>838310
what did I do? <:(

>>838313
shit like this you're too soft

Cindy does NOT want to dress up cute this Halloween! She's refusing the cute flower or bear costumes. She wants a scary big girl costume this year.

>>838317
Like some horror villain or something?

>>838321
please kill yourself, drew