Hello, I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. And my job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's really quite big, which is excellent. because If it were really small, you know, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a tremendous shame. Secondly, and I'm getting quite near the end of this... analysis... of this painting, secondly, why was it worth this man here spending fifty million of your American dollars on this portrait? And the answer to that is, well this painting is with such a lot of money because... it's a picture of Whistler's mother. And as I've learned by staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. And that's marvellous... Well that's what I think.
>>7949673If you dont draw, you dont have anything to say.
>>7949701This
>>7949701I am very well familiar with Doctor Beans credentials and I am simply aghast that a parochial retard such as yourself has never heard of, read of or even seen his prolific body of work. Now here's a sample of his personal study of Whistlers Mother that he painted himself in his brief spare time. You should be grateful that in his older years he deigned to grace /ic/ with his presence.
