Wang Chung editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
>>221697955holy shit in the 80s, were whites allowed to choose a different version of "ching chong" as their band name?
>>221698021aye
>>221697955>Wang Chungbit racist that
I owe black women sex
>>221699110me in the center
>>221699109Aww no no no rubes babes come here don't care no no no *wipes tears off her face with my fingers* come sit down tell me all about it x
>>221699109why is ruby granger a madam that is sad?
>>221699127my namea jeff
>>221699110this but the exact opposite
>>221699127seen her cock
might start muay thai
>>221699127wouldn't mind rogering roger
Went to a pub once with some friends and one of them ordered a child's meal that came with a free soft drink. The sheer fucking embarrassment I had when the girl came and asked who had it to a table of men in their 30s. Yeah I get hes poor but eat a fucking meal not nuggies and chips. Pathetic.
I watched under the silver lake (2018) and I won't say it was bad because everyone has different tastes but dont recommend me any more films
>>221699142i have a boner from this post
>>221699127JEFFREY
>>221699162used to do it, boxing too
might start moo deng
>>221699189you should watch The Edge (1997)
>>221699161Bet it's tiny
>>221699191erm? um? x
>>221699180being poor is never an excuse for eating slop
crossing greater manchester without making eye contact with biomass challenge - PART 1
*gulps big glass of coke**scrans fish fingers and potato smilies*I'm a big grown up boy you see, don't care about what others think of me*squirts his 3rd ketchup helping*
would it work?
for me it's may thai
>>221699109This is Ruby mocking me for wincing in pain as she tasers my balls.
>>221699142this is exactly how I'm going to act when I meet the toilfu next week
>>221699242based based based based based
zoomer slags be crazythat's what the zoomer men go through?the slags saying they'll just sell feet pics if he doesn't do what she wants?and then she killed him
Some people are addicted to humiliating themselves and don't know how to present themselves in public. Then they complain about being single. Mental.
>>221699204why'd you stop?
>>221699260omg you'll totally have to spill the tea about that btw!!!
I pretend to like things because I can't handle any negative judgement from others
>on the motorway>doing 85 mph to take over a bus>car behind me is literally 4 feet away from me>look in rear view>it's an old lady driving a range rover>misogyny kicks in>slow down to 60 mph>she gets ever closer>realise it's a woman and i will literally get in a car crash before being intimidated>she undertakes me>speed up so she knows i'm aware of her presence>police suddenly drives past>move into her lane again>both slow down>look again in mirror>it's my fucking aunt
I've literally been here posting on /brit/ for the entire day now, writing inane and inconsequential posts to a group of strangers who will never know who I am
>>221699264based kike slayer
>>221699264Wouldn't mind seeing her feet but don't want to pay
>>221699270humiliation ritual
>>221699264they all seem a little mentally ill, dont think they seem capable of separating real life and internet
Doing a gay porn dance in my incel enclosure
>>221699286ever shagged her up the arse?
>>221699264Hoeflation is out of control
>>221699288That's par for the course mate
you're timid if you get embarrassed by what you drinkyou're dull if you can't make people like you despite what you drink
>>221699288KTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221699281Yeah I've been pretending to like beer for the last 20 years, definitely fooling them now people are so impressed lol gottem
>>221699264she was willing to stop doing something just cause her bf didn't approve of it, seems kind and caring to me
>>221699303*throws you a treat through the bars*
>>221699180Did the judgement of a stranger force you to act differently?Weak mind over here lmao
USA, more like "poo ess gay"
>>221699329may i posit... "jew ess gay"
>>221699272old, you get sick of being hit in the face
>>221699303really enjoy the mental image of this post
It's probably not a good sign if your gf is saying "it's not prostitution" about what she's doing
>>221699328Societal pressure is important and it's a good thing that you've been bullied throughout your entire life for being 'different'
>>221699329the poonited sharts of arsemerica
rorke paying £7 for a stella because he wants to appear sophisticated
I've not been here since before the government banned porn. why am I allowed on here without a vpn
>>221699278don't worry I'm sure there will be quite the blogpost after, whatever happens x
>>221699360that phone is massive
>>221699288kateem! KATEEM!!!!
>>221698021They got a pass due to how great Dance Hall Days was (which was then taken away due to how shit Everybody Have Fun was)
>>221699270>YOU MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE ELSE REEEEEEElol kwab
Thoughts on a Mongolian girlfriend?
>>221699360Could have made it look even a teeny tiny bit not fake couldn't you?
>>221699380rorke whenfinish the sentence
>>221699372Me at the hotel restaurant because why not>>221699378ringing becky up right now and telling her all about this
>>221699321This is literally like 90% of normoids
>>221699380Would love to take a bolt gun to it
>>221699399mum tells him dinners ready
Last day before the hols tomorrow x
Me and the lads getting delicious cocktails at the bar. --> :D
>>221699399mumberg beckons
>>221699377the porn here is posted with the permission of sir keir starmer
>>221697955CUM'S NO AMETHYST, YOU 80'S HACKS!
I think I'll watch the doc
>>221699372It's $4 here and i do buy it because it's good. What of it bong
>>221699420impossibly based
>>221699413read this as nomads and was properly confused
>>221699439gay bar, bender
i want to have sexual intercourse with a woman i am attracted to, and is attracted to mehaha
*pulls out my comically long phone to communicate with my prostitute gf on whatsapp*
>>221699288ktimassive
>>221699348reckon you could still look after yourself in a self-defence situation?
campanologists ringing their bell but instead of a bell its my bollocks
He's gone full retard hasn't he
>>221699447this is actually how the nons think, the experience of white fanny is worth years in jail
rorkes op
me and the lads getting delicious cock and tail ---> :D
>>221699390This is literally like 90% of nomads
Tired team been up since 8:30 am on account of the gardener coming
>>221699455Thanks for the invite, but I'm afraid I must decline.
been given antibiotics to take for my bacne lads, turns out it's folliculitis :(
might play Outlast again
>>221699390Once read a BBC article about a Mongolian woman in Scotland, it was about how when asked where she's from she would reply "I'm Mong" which would get eyebrows raised and comments from people about how it's a word you shouldn't use etc, and that's my knowledge on Mongolian womenAnyway this was a pointless blog post with a frog
>>221699399there's a paradox interactive sale
>>221699487she cute but not a fan of fake chebs
Get the wives fed. Get the chores fucked. Get the migrants sorted. Get the footie paid.
>>221699466i want to do the first partsecond part not important
>>221699492Ms. Woman I hope you have a good night's sleep tonight and I hope you have good dreams too
>>221699519yes yes adorable etc
rorke asking chatgpt to explain jokes to him
>>221699487rorke: HOLY BWC!her: What?rorke: oh erm nothing
>>221699484Fetty OOP
>>221699519it's food
>>221699519would stomp that vile runt into paste
>>221699496soit's terminal then
really looking forward to the umbunny postsreally originalthe lot of you
>>221699472really depends. one guy? yeah probably. multiple guys? imma dash
>>221699485sleepy joei thought you was dead
Might spend 10% of my salary on petrol
rabbits are food in englandhorses are food in italy
>>221699537“Rorke asking ChatGPT to explain jokes to him” is usually an insult or joke about someone not understanding humor or sarcasm on their own.It implies that:Rorke hears a joke or meme,doesn’t get why it’s funny,and needs ChatGPT to break it down and explain it literally.People use this kind of phrase online to tease someone for:taking jokes too seriously,missing sarcasm,overanalyzing humor,or needing explanations for obvious memes.The humor comes from the contrast between a casual joke and using an AI assistant to academically explain it.
oh its heatherfreakoops
might rape my own arse
>>221699542sc
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night...I'm gay
you're a bit off tonight lads, sort it out, get the good posts posted
>Single-sex spaces - such as changing rooms and toilets - must be used on the basis of biological sex, new guidance from the equalities watchdog has confirmed.>This means, for instance, that a trans woman - a biological male who identifies as a woman - should not use female toilets or changing rooms, according to the code of practice.>The guidance, produced by the Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) and now approved by ministers, makes it clear that transgender people should instead be offered a third or a gender-neutral space.total rorke victory
>>221699578Jack Hargreaves said we dont eat horses because we used to worship them or something. not sure how true that is
sex with agent dana scully
Had shit loads of health issues lately ladsFolliculitis Sore eyesStomach painFucking sick of it :(I'm not fat, I eat well, exercise regularly and my body is still failing me :( I turn 30 next week, fucking joke
>>221699606>>221699554think you're just in a bit of a bad mood actually
>>221699564Where did you go, mongo eyed joe?
>>221699607sent sacked tranny straight to the men's toilets
really bloody craving tea but can't have any because mugs are all dirtybloody nuisance is what it is
>>221699640um, do the washing up
>>221699563what's it like over in madrid
>>221699606the news has got us down x
>>221699619just wait 12 years when you are 40 docs will finally give a shit, well a bit of a shituntil then you'll be getting nothing
>>221699640put your tea in the oven thenyou don't need to put chicken nuggies in a mugyou can put them in the oventhen on a plate
transgender for everybodywhat did he mean by this
>>221699607needs to be done on the basis of them passing
>>221699653wdym?
luv sleeping memight go to bed now in fact
sometimes you shouldn't try new things
>>221699606
>>221699660it's ridiculous how medical attention is given to the old and not the young
>>221699670lolzorz
>>221699675factstrannies would not accept this though for obvious reasons
>>221699675and if they're willing to let me look at them weeing and pooing
>>221699584
Going to arrest Tim Cook for breaking the iPad app switcher every time I open instagram
>>221699619>Folliculitisbuy one of those keto shampoos innit? A bit pricey but they work.
>>221699613sad to find out that half the stuff he says is bollocks
>>221699670roflmao
>>221699685night matex
might fart really loudly and sloppily on a packed trainthen again, might not
>>221699683i've only ever been in the airport there, just wondering what the capital is like, i've never been
the scran
thomas tuchelthomas tuchel wake up
>>221699689she doesn't look over the age of 18 to comply with US law so i'll keep my opinions to myself
another fatty swerved on the apps. maybe i should just start going for them
might treat myself to a chwank
Obviously I don’t want to be a tranny but I wish I could’ve been born a womanWhat an easy life
potential ummers
rorke: early bird catches the worm*jumps into bed and immediately falls asleep*
>>221699714yeah the GP prescribed me Ketoconazole shampoo
>>221699663yk
>>221699751why do men pay for this shit
>>221699751looks like 2 different people
>>221699766lovely ladyx
>>221699607the best part is they brought this on themselvesif they just wanted to be recognised as female the (western) world was willing to do it but nah that wasn't good enough you also have to be fine with us dressing like freaks in public, acknowledge our bizarre collection of pronouns and fagspeak and also grooming your kids into chopping their genitals off
might do my gimmick where I binge on gay porn while wearing girl clothes and feel fucking disgusted with myself after I cum
imo the humane and rational way to do healthcare is to have sterilisation for people with serious hereditary diseases or general poor health but to ensure everyone gets a good level of care
>>221699798I don't know, sounds a bit gay
>>221699734IT APPEARS AS IF RENOWNED ARTIST ELTON JOHN HAS HAD A BOUT OF FLATULENCE OVER IT
>>221699751>leases a car for one day for $600yeah you made it
>>221699798That's why I'm on nocum
>>221699732its great to be honest. large city but still has it's own identity. lots to do. peng girls. relaxed like most of spain (but unlike barcelona, ime) love it. where do you live anyway?
>>221699751sick of this job, the job being handing out ice cream and sweet treats to happy children?thats the job youre sick of? youd rather sell pics of your bumhole?right
>>221699805sterilise all fat people as wellproblem solved
>>221699829costa del sol
Right so that's a beautiful woman acting playful and intimate with her phone alone in her room
>>221699840For 500k a month? Yeah fucking obviously idiot
>>221699751making it on onlyfans is a bit like making it in pro football, obly a minutely snall percantage of bints will make that muchmost are showing fanny for pittance
>>221699751who tf is dropping all that cash on a 5/10
>>221699759For the first time this year I had slight dandruff and bough a keto shampoo and after 2 washes it went away. Really good stuff, it was 22 Euro here for like 100ml but it did work. I should have bough the smaller 50ml bottles.
bratty bellingham waiting for his macbook to get fixed at the apple store in madrid because last nights airdrop was laggychocolate milk and biscuits as a peace offering.
>>221699780I think anyone that has ever paid for any porn is functionally retarded. It's like paying for all the different streaming services all the time so you can always watch family guy and marvel movies and whatever netflix slop they pump out.
extreme mental illness
>>221699867it benefits OF birds to massively inflate how much money they're making off it
>>221699854malaga is a pretty good city
*guitar solo*
poo screamingi will demonstrate thusly
>>221699882its more like paying for netflix in a universe where every movie is on youtube for free, will never understand it
>obly a minutely snall percantage of bints will make that much
the hate in your heart makes you so ugly :/
>>221699872did the brat bring the chocolate milk as a peace offering to the apple employees or did the apple employees offer it to the brat?
guitar solo with the guitar hero reverb
>obly de obly da>life goes ob brah> la la la la life go ob
>>221699914swear those mistakes weren't there when I hit post aha x
>obly a minutely snall percantage of bints
>>221699913I used the metaphor because there's so many ways to get media for free or basically free, people are just too stupid or lazy to actually do it. Remember retards back in the day telling me they didn't want to learn how to torrent because it was too hard and dangerous.
>>221699872how do you know about cola cao?>>221699891concur
>>221697955DANCE ALL DAY LONG
F
>>221699951always cringed at that for some reason, what is this a childrens song? fucking GOO GOO GAGA shit
>HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and first services could take until 2039 to start, Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander says it's a fucking train, how is this even possible? it's not even a full proper train from london to edinburgh
Declan Rice isn't so Declan Nice when he sees the Declan Price of his Declan Rice
Old man at the psych ward keeps calling the white staff “nigger lovers”
>>221699933the apple employees were kind enough to offer him the chocolate milk last nights call with apple support was traumatising for bratty bellingham >>221676336
Might sniff gfberg's bumhole and wank
Why the fuck didn't anyone link this thread in the old? I was still sitting there waiting
>>221699997get it capped
>>221699984>what is this a childrens songmccartney loves stuff like that"granny music" as john lennon put it
>>221699988Every single politician that was ever involved with it, and every construction company they've taken backhanders from, needs to be involved and make a cut. Don't you know how this country works?
>>221699973been there before :)
>>221700012they did though>>221699078
>>221700004no i heard about the airdrop not working flawless first trythat's good customer service, with the chocolate milk and biscuits
>>221700012Kek we'd hoped ziedy would get lost
Mousey in?
>>221699988>how is this even possible?corruption
on the old grime diss tracks and neat brandy
Buying a crate of beer and bottle of wine to drink at home every three days so the people in the local booze shop don't judge me.
>>221699988Andrew McNaughton, the technical director of High Speed 2 used the HS2 fiasco as an example. He said 3 things fucked that up. 1. Client kept changing plans and resetting everything back to the beginning. 2. Any plans made had to be overengineered to be absolutely bomb-proof which meant costs kept spiralling as they try to design something that could last 1000 years and survive 2000 terrorist attacks. 3. Skills shortage in the UK. Said not just HS2, several projects here suffer the same issues. And then the supply sector loves it because it's more money without actually building anything.>He explained: ‘One of the lessons going forward with HS2 is that the client stops mucking about with it. Every time you change it, then it’s Christmas for the supply sector. When you chuck away the design and start again, everyone is standing around. The client must not keep changing the scope; stick to the scope whatever it is.’>Former Rail magazine editor Nigel Harris, also a witness at the session, concurred that overengineering was an 'endemic' problem for infrastructure projects in the UK at the moment, which 'causes huge cost rises' on projects.>Harris gave the example of the electrification of the Great Western line. He said that, when the East Coast Main Line was electrified in 1989-90, the masts only went 2.5m into the ground and they have never been known to fall over . But when it came to electrifying the Great Western in recent years, the masts were overengineered to go 10m into the ground to ensure stability to an even greater – perhaps unnecessary – degree.
is using your laptop to watch films in bed grim
>>221699988every mile of land had to be surveyed for archeological value and all thd landoeners compensated
>>221700033interesting that he's having it cold though
>>221700055the real mousey hasn't been seen since the new captchashe can't get through themshame
sup brattie
>>221700071What sort of films
>thought I would get Invisalign over autumn + winter so I’d have a nice smile for summer>go to the orthodontists last March expecting them to finish up my teeth and instead get told they need to extend treatment>go again today>learn I need another 14 weeks>next appointment 1 September>going to be forced to wear retainers all summerJust not on, is it
>>221700078What are the estimate benefits of it being built though
>>221700096i watched taste of cherry on my laptop in my bed and cried
>>221699988the usa spent 70 billion to got o moon and back but to go from london to birminham god 109 billion. joke country
>Nuck Figgers
>>221700009good lad >>221700026lel>>221700071it's not comfortable, I connect it to a bigger monitor.
poo is leaving my arsehole
had 15 chicken nuggets 2 onions mushrooms an curry sauce for tea
>>221700071Recommended action is to get a cheap smallish TV and stick it on some furniture and then hook it up to your laptop with hdmi. My life improved massively when I started doing that since I didn't have to fuck around with getting the angle right or trying to avoid the laptop fan sucking in all the dust and fluff from the bed
>>221700098its the way she goes, budgot invissy a few years agolove my teeth now, don't look as much a freaktheres always next summer
>>221700098You have to wear retainers your whole life
>get unlimited 5g data with vodaphone>their coverage doesn’t include my area JUST
>>221699988>>>it's a fucking train, how is this even possible?I remember recently the Government asked for slower HS2 trains. The current trains they were planning to use were commissioned for speeds that would have made them the fastest trains in the world and would have required billions on just testing.
>>221700103would have been good if you could actually get to any major northern city from london more quicklybut that is no longer happening as plans only extend to birmingham now
>>221700138that's shit thoughbecause the laptop is so close to my face if I turn the lights off I'm basically in a cinema
>thd landoeners
the chair
BREAKING
this poo is a sloppy one
>>221700071that's how the single netflix hoes with no man watch heated rivalry
>>221700142I'll be 30 next summer
the lan donners
>>221700170sick
With Rockstar focused a lot more on RDRO
>>221700156i guess the benefit is them going down to london wonder how much money they'll make back from that though
want to ram my nose up a sexy nigerian womans arse
>>221700170gaymen chairs are such a meme, if you're going to spend all that might as well get a herman miller
thoughts on george michael?
honestly feel good after two pints but there's a part of me that wants to drink as much beer as humanly possible for some reason
>>221700197sorry, but thatll be no new content and no dedicated servers so hackers can ruin your day. okay thank you.
there's an art to pooing silently, like mastering the blade
>>221700218bit gay
RDR is boring crap
>>221700197i played it a bit in 2019-2020the Collector role let you get tons of money, my character looked ballin'
>>221700170imagine the stench
>>221700182i was 30ish when i did invisalign(haven't shagged since, if that's your next question)
>>221700159Disagree, I like having the TV on a shelf at the end of my bed so I can lay on either side and still see it if I want. Also have a wive so the logistics of laptop in bed are hard to handle.
The dreams and plans they were originally so grand
>>221700242rdr 1 5.8/10rdr 2 4.2/10
>>221700242first one is goodnever played the second because i stopped gaming by that stage and people say its woke
>>221700218love his music, I used to sing careless whisper in the car full volume
>>221700256reverse S is terrorism
Current Account: £14kFixed Rate Bonds: £11kStocks and Shares ISA: £28kCash ISA: £52kLifetime ISA: £14.5kPremium Bonds: £1.5kPension: £19.5kyou?
>>221700253>Also have a wiveno you don't
>>221700232delicate art if you put the noise sheets down too early, they've sagged to hit the water by the time you've shat
Red dead redemption 2 one last poo
>Single-sex toilets and changing rooms in England, Wales and Scotland must exclude transgender men and women, according to a new code of practice from the equalities watchdog. Trannies to wear nappies
>>221700276Why spread them rather than investing it all into something?
>>221700276bubkis
>>221700278Ok sorry *wife bursts into dust like a Buffy vampire covering me and dogberg in ash crap*
>>221700305um wait a minute
>>221700293now do sucking a golfball
Current Account: Fixed Rate Bonds: Stocks and Shares ISA: Cash ISA: Lifetime ISA:Premium Bonds:Pension:Rorke: samina namina eh eh waka waka eh eh sami namina na karewa it's time for africa
>>221700276£98k S&S ISA£2.5K GI£2k bank accountidk pension
>>221700323screehee
what do you think of numb diggers ?
>>221700217Mental how shit they are, just buy a 24 hour rated chair from an office supplies company.
>>221700342not a fan!
>>221697955Small dogs are hard as nails.
RORKES ON THE ROPES, LEFRPOL LANDING MASSIVE COMBOD HOW IS RORKE STILL STANDING. OHHH THEY GOT TO STOP THIS RORKE IS TAKING A LOT OF DAMAG— OMG RORKE LANDS A PERFECT UPPERCUT AND PUTS LEFTYPOL TO SLEEP. ITS OVER ONE AND DONE
>>221700342let me bum you
>>221700256All sacrificed at the alter of nimbys and the triple lock
>>221700351got any pics of them standing ontop of mushrooms
>>221700351Jack Russsels are mental, friend had one and she had to give it up...
>>221700286yes if you don't prepare you prepare to failand the right amount of pushing is required as to not create a loud shart
>>221700351naporlean compelex
>>221700305get it updated
>>221700403>>221700403
new>>221697913>>221697913>>221697913
>>221700369Yeah only this one
>>221700343yeah those meshback ones def work for me, keeps the backberg nice and straight
just realised my heating never turned on the temps already above the thresholdoctopus energy your days of rape are over
>>221700305didnt know belgium was the same timezone as us ziedy
>>221700293pscr
>>221700381Had them my whole life all bitches. Live a long time. Fearless and loyal. But also mental.
>>221700397Well that's just sticking up yourself .If your Short equal right's for the vertically challenged.
