Your Mom's Hot Friend You Secretly Hoped Would Molest You When You Were 12 editionprevious: >>221700474
>>221703474I never hoped to be molested when I was 12
doesn't virility mean male fertility specifically or am i retarded
>>221703501>Try being a Christian in Iraqanon...
>>221703474OHHHH YOU'RE HONEY'S GONE TO NORWAYYOU'RE GONNA STAYFUCK THE BRASSFUCK THEIR PROGRAMSFUCK THE BRASSFUCK THE COMPANY, FUCK THE COMPANYYOUR ONLY TRIAL IS MONEY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfVXCWz9jY
>still letting zoom zoom create threads
TOTAL Kat Dennings love
>>221703501>Jews are better than mudstranslation: HIV is better than Hep C
Can /cum/ dance?
>>221703526Wonder what my mom will watch after the local news after he's gone. Probably just switch to MSNBC
>>221703456>manlet copeI'm 6'1
>>221703546nope
I want either TKD or TJD to happen during my lifetime.I hope this isn't too much to ask for.
>>221703526I didn't approve this
>>221703546i can do the attan :)
>>221703501Christians and muzzies got along fine when Saddam kept them under controlDid you know Saddam surrounded himself with Christians?All his cooks, his tailor, his servants, and helpers. I forget the exact, real, reason, but he knew they wouldn't flip out. something like that
>>221703546Yeah but it usually looks like this but faster
>>221703546I haven't danced since I was a child
>>221703546I can do salsa pretty well which is fun if you are with an attractive woman always thought competition ballroom would be fun too (no homo)
>>221703559What do you have against Kazakhstan and Jamaica
>>221703616Sacha Baron Cohen
>>221703546of course
>>221703581Their religion forbade them from betraying him. With Islam, murder is baked into the religious text and sanctioned. Christians worship a man who gave everything for their sins. Muslims worship a warmonger pedophile who enslaved and slaughtered millions. The former is objectively a safer choice for handling your food and security.
>>221703616I don't have any problems with the land of hapas and the stoned nagger island.
>>221703546Once at my black friend's birthday party they turned on some music and his mom made me dance. I felt like a fool but afterward she said "ok you have a little rhythm"
CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCEAND IF THEY DON'T DANCEWELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!
blockage in the pipes
>>221703651His cousins thought "he cute"
>>221703651I bet there were a lot of twerking sassy black women at the party.
>>221703675STROKE HARDERKEEP STROKING
faggot retard hours it seems
is michelob ultra keto approved?
Who's the greatest dwarf in American history?
>>221703581We should have bombed Saddam faster. You know that's also not true.
#deep
>>221703729That midget from game of thrones is pretty sick. I think his name is billy?
>>221703729that's like saying who's the greatest Byzantine Emperoryou're still talking about retards at the end of the day
Which one of you paypigs is gonna buy me chipotle
justinian and theodora was a former literal sex worker and he saved her by being so chad the "dont date a slut you cant change her" only is true if youre a beta soycuck
>>221703729Gotta be Jemma
>>221703773
>>221703773That shit is like 15 doll hairs now. Fuck that noise for shit that is mostly beans and rice
>>221703790ew>>221703800SEXO
>>221703788She didn't unsuck the dicks when she became empress
>>221703788Justinian literally impounded the houses of senate and threw them out in the street and made everyone who came to see him kiss the floor beneath his feethe was based
>>221703546no
>>221703773Just use Klarna and pay it later!
>>221703757We Angloids are heirs to the glory of EGYPT and so dwarfs are venerated across the English-speaking world
Sent the old girl out to get some work doneMissing her already
Justinian is the Kanye West of the early middle ages
>>221703829>HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
is jason from cum here i have to know if he has tried drinking pilk yet
>>221703503This nigga is NOT RCrumbpilled
some of these AI midgets are off the hook
>>221703729bettlejuice https://youtu.be/4VWrsOprMJE?si=eC6JrCaxS7JAbEge&t=255
>>221703501
>>221703861He's gone. He got bullied so hard that he left /cum/.
its so over
>>221703842Justinian may have been a thug...but the next 15 or so Emperors after were the contemporary equivalent of juggalos
>>221703901did he ever mention liking pilk before he left
>>221703875>AI can't get midget proportions right
Hegelian synthesis
>>221703875Gross midge
>>221703936well it is AI
>>221703929I don't think so. He's also more of a Coca Cola type of guy.
>>221703880good answer, I always forget this guy exists and then see a post like this and get to enjoy his wonderful story anew
nice outfit, goober
>>221703737what I said was trueand we should have left him in charge of Iraq, and never invaded
the 'hard times breed good men' speech, only it's Robert DeNiro in a ridiculous 90's orange suit saying 'fucked up times breed fucking FUCKS' while spitting everywhere
>>221704013>and we should have left him in charge of Iraq, and never invadedisn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>221703937Smart. Most of them don't know how to spell lettuce.
>>221704050
*points at you*I will love you anyway Even if you can not stayThink you are the one for meHere is where you ought to be *Starts sexy dancing*Ohhhhh sweet thing
Robert DeNiro is a fuckin fag
Imagine eating this good
:(
>>221704035they also would have benefited from him still being in chargehe was controllable, he was not an idiot, he had the country stableI was a "contractor", I have a TS/SCI, but I will say I didn't know all this at that time, but in hindsight, and if I had all the info our government does, it would have been easy to see
>>221704087I ate a bunch of lumpia so I can imagine
>>221704087This is not a Thursday meal unless you have Friday off work.DO YOU HAVE A LONG WEEKEND??
>>221704087mm carbs with a side of carbs and carbs to top it off
>>221704087Would eat
They never seem quite as cool in the pictures, but getting up here today was quite fun. I have some videos of cool trails and good falls I'll need to convert
>>221704102Saddam wasn't controllable which is why they tried to unseat him in the 90s and ultimately achieved it in the 2000s. He was developing a nuclear program and Israel didn't want that.
I like to jerk off with my dick still in my pants and spooge in them
>>221704128HERE WE ARE NOWENTERTAIN US
>>221704107Damn I need to make some now
>>221704070Most Iranian government officials mog their American counterparts in terms of intellectual capability.
Would you guys make fun of me if I said I was drinking Smirnoff Ice?
>>221704168No
>>221704145>Iranian government officials mog their American counterpartsThey even mog us on our own tv channels both in terms of number of appearances and quality
It is 50 degrees in almost June. Global warming can suck my balls>>221704168Do you remember when people would Ice each other? That was cringe
>He wanted it one way but really it was the other way
David Hegseth is a pretty metal fucking name tho, especially in such a metal administration
>>221704195That's not his name
From Redwood Forests to the Gulf Stream watersthis land was made for you and me.
>>221704184Hard to mog someone while under the dirt.
>>221704193>the point being that even in the contest 'tween man n' Drumpf, the issue's far from settled*Pete
>>221704158I'm sure eventually he came to understand his son's death was necessary for the benefit of Israel. He understood the PTSD and brutality of that war leading to his suicide was essential and more important than anything. I'm sure Israel sent him a nice thank you card too.
>>221704135you might want to look up what a TS/SCI clearance is
>>221704168Are you more of a fruity type of guy?
>>221704195Too bad they only fight wars for Israel
>>221704241I know what it is and I know you don't have one. There's only 2 possibilities: you're a fat LARPing weiner or you're an actual jew from israel posting propaganda. It's 50/50 honestly.
>>221704135>He was developing a nuclear programthere is literally no evidence of this going into or coming out of the second invasion in the 2000s.unless, you count israeli intelligence; but that goes 100% against reality the material infrastructure on the ground in and around iraq
>>221704108I basically have nothing on Fridays>>221704118The national dish of Gorea is literally pickled cabbage
>>221704244if they fought for Pakistan they'd bomb Baluchistan IN Pakistan...which fucking sucks!
>>221704244Seething
>>221704265okay, adios
>>221704273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tNPhfVOXE
>>221704277a yacht classic and long since a feature of the drunk playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saM5PhyIrOk
bitch has a coomer page but no simpcity thread
I shall be making fish with kimchi, carrots and potatoes if I catch anything Saturday
>>221704305Coomer hasn't worked in like 2 months
>>221704306Hello Kim Ji Ae
>>221704241it means you have access to extremely sensitive, and extremely narrow information. you get to look at chinese truck tires straight from the factory? big woop. you're an annoying fag. you don't have an argument, so you're inventing an authority that grants you nothing.
>>221704242I'm often assumed to be fruity, it must be my mannerisms
>>221704305check if she has a bunkr page.
>>221704318uh oh somoenes having a melty!!!
>>221704316https://voca.ro/1odb43AK3Q67
>>221704276https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779404769767083.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779404769767083.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779404769767083.mp4
>>221704306You could make a Korean-style carrot salad. It tastes a bit like kimchi.
I don't know how to stop being so misanthropiceveryone just seems like an annoying retard, but I know I can't continue to feel this way if I want to be happy
>>221704305Check mat6tube/noodlemag
>>221704343>carrot saladPeaty approved
>>221704343My mother was born in the Soviet Union, she makes this a lot
>>221704277also, is there a Bulgarian yacht rock song? Here's the closest Slovenia came to yacht rock, it was entered into the Eurovision contest in '92. I've heard Serbian yacht rock before, legit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdC8sTnSHac
*sucks teeth*Y'all some pink pony club ass niggas fr
>>221704318trueneverI had real knowledge from first hand knowledge, and shared it with retards
>>221704342ugly nigger
PINK PONY CLUB I'M FINNA KEEP DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB DOWN IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
A plague upon the bloodlines of everyone who lives in the PNW. It's not fair that they get to live there and I don't.
>>221704362Cool, my mother was born in the GDR and sometimes makes Russian dishes like Solyanka .
>>221704373lie.
>>221704391red wine supernova is her best track
>>221703937I posted that picture yesterday you smarmy nigger
It doesn't make sense when you say someone is LARPing online, LARPing is rping irl. If you're not irl you're just rping
>>221704402if (you) say so
>>221704415stop being pedantic nigga
>>221704396is she a commie?
>>221704396What sausage do I use in America for GDR Jaeger Schnitzel? Is it just Russian doctor's sausage or something actually German?
>>221704415that's like Michael Biehn in The Rock saying I CANNOT GIVE THAT ORDER. Of course you could, you're just being a prick about it!
You're full of shit Anon. The truth is you hated that bitch. You followed her and dragged her to the car and then took her out to the moors. She woke up, and you smashed her face in with a wrench socket. And then you stomped her. You stomped her because she's a drunken whore and she treated you like shit. You stomped her for all the years you had to take it. You stomped her because you are such a weak fucking sister Anon, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on, try to deny it.
>>221704404For me it's Casual
jannies deleted the anne frank thread on /tv/ so sad.
>>221704425No, most people who lived in the GDR are chuddy and anti-commie nowadays.
Say what you will but Diddy had some tracks boyhttps://youtu.be/rIvEiTrq9kk
>>221704303absolute chun that Got to be Loving you...>>221704371There is a band called FSB, I think I've posted that song before, they kind of have that vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2bjfzSfKgI like that songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I--Gc-jHFTc
>DA JOOS! DA JOOS!>DA JOOS ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS BADThis website is full of browns
>>221704435you're fucked in the head for making me listen to this shit. I'm not talking to you any more without a lawyer present.
ill yank that nylon weave right out yo goddamn nappy ass roots you cheap aeropostale ass bitch
>>221704469i'm trans btw. not sure if that matters, but you could probably tell
Its literally the zionists
>>221704432You should pick a cooked pork sausage like Jagdwurst or something similar. Don't know if you can get them in the US, though.
>never been arrested for nothing domestic
>>221704487It does matter, but I naturally assumed.
>>221704466I wouldn't exactly call that yacht, tho the first song has great Deep Purple guitar licks. Even this weird anomaly from Turkey is more yacht than that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZbURvoDEc
>>221704448They deleted my Emma thread but they didn't ban me
>>221704469You're a ting like we don't have eyes and can't see in real time how Israel is screwing us over.People have woken up Even normies can't stand you 539s now. You overplayed your hand
>>221704497Fair enough, apparently two stores near me carry this type of sausage. I think I'm also going to make that along with the fish Saturday.
I'm not sure if it's just that many Armenians have partial Jewish ancestry or that Armenians themselves are almost as bad as Jews
>>221704519The thread is littered with JIDF shills, has been for a few days now. They're trying hard to push a narrative and play the victim at the same time. Just ignore them honestly, don't even engage with their shit. They're here to waste your time.
>>221704510>I wouldn't exactly call that yachtyeah well that's the closest I can think of right now>>221704510Turkish language is very funny to me for some reason. It sounds like a wife beating language
Feels good to be on the winning team
TiredBored
jidf agent assigned to the /cum/ thread
>>221704547If its between the turks and armenians I'm siding with the armenians, this is based entirely on personal experience
>>221704469>Israeli government undermines Orangeman and drags USA into war against Iran >The price of literally everything goes upYes, I can honestly say the Jews are why my life is currently difficult.
Ate some Ramen for lunch
>>221704547it's not that Armenians have Jewish ancestry, it's that many Iranians converted to Judaism in pre-islamic times, none of whom were Armenian. Mani the Prophet was from a Judaizing Iranian background.
>Israelhas something on us, and by "us", I mean the US government, not actually on the people, but our elected leadersthey are well regarded as the most proficient, and prominent leaders in intelligence, so I have no problem believing what I just said based on how our government lets them get away with so much hit, and still gives them $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>221704548I just think it's crazy how naked and obvious their shilling is everywhere lately on every corner of the internet. They're still malding about Massie, an election they won, over three days later.Also very telling they started doing that in tandem with reheated avocoado toast memes about Zoomers.
>>221704564In that case, you and I are enemies. I love my Turkettes.
>>221704552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-k_Fr67bPQdo you know this legendary Turkish quasi-flamenco? I love this shit
>>221704519
>>221704573>so much hit,*shitoh my god, what an error, forget all I said
Weird how Bush Sr's leadership intelligence didn't rub off on his son
I have never seen a Turkish person irl, but because of Anzu I will protect their women with my life
Fuck I don't give a shit about politics shut the hell up!
>>221704565You're a RINO. Iran has been murdering Christians throughout the world
>>221704531I wouldn't recommend making this dish. It is just cheap slop that was popular in public canteens in the GDR.
oh, and the second part of that thesis was that Armenians are basically pre-islamic Iranians in a lot of ways, only Christian
I was born in a small village in northern ontario
>>221704547armenians dont shut up about their genocide and act like victims 24/7 but i also hate turks. can we bomb them both and the entire middle east?
>>221704609I don't care about Christians, what is this, 1579? We're all divided by religious affiliations? I could give two shits about Christians, Herschel
>>221704623Might as well have been born in rural Moldova
>>221704623I was born outside of the Ljubljana roundaboutI will never make that mistake again
>>221704559good song.
>>221704547Both were working as merchants and bankers in the Ottoman Empire.
>>221704628lemme check with Israel first
System of a Down was Armenian therefore I respect Armenians.https://youtu.be/MSGyVZUCObI
>>221704578They have no shame Anon, anything is permitted by their methods. The more you see it the more you begin to understand history and how everything played out.
>>221704623I was born in Annapolis, Maryland
the people outside the roundabout, they're not like you and methey've probably killed someone before
You are my looooooooooveI hold you aboooooooooooveEverything and everyoooooooonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sqVemRUg0Y
>>221704657I completely get it I'm just surprised at how much dumber they are than they were even 20 years ago. There's not even plausible deniability anymore.
>>221704601I only interacted with them while stationed in Germany, outside of the kebab shops they're full on menaces
>>221704628It's kind of shitty you don't empathize with Armenians, they're exactly like Americans
>>221704671The know the jig is up and people have woken up to it, no sense trying to hide it anymore. They are facing a big divorce from Daddy America in the coming years so they're swiping that credit card as fast as they can while it's still valid.
>>221704588Never heard of him, good playing but the language is just - I can't take it seriously for some reason>>221704613Armenian chicks are hot
Many of you probably don't know this but a lot of Slovenians are Crypto-Jews like Armenians.
>>221704684if you should ask me, Anita Sarkeesian has an unusually well developed bosom!
>>221704699Omg Luka Doncic is a crypto jew I want to milk his prostate
>>221704656Based, my uncle saw them when they were blowing up in the late 90s early 2000s. I'm very jealous
>>221704699I must've been on MDMAI wouldn't say that now
>>221704145So true
>>221704698>Armenian chicks are hotThey are but they have abysmal fashion and aesthetic sense much like Italians, Mexicans, Persians, and many Jews.
Anita SarkeesianKardashianAna KasaprianDan Bilzerian
>>221704718You still say a lot of weird shit.
For me it's Acid Cold Infusion
>>221703474Holy sexxo
>>221704712Dončić is not a Slovenian surname, his dad is Serbian, and Serbs are widely thought to be part-gypsy
>>221704469Jews are brown though
didnt the kardashian brother try killing himself
momberg made a casserole
blood sausage for dinner
>>221703474What a goddess.
>>221704729Zildjan cymbalsSerj Tankian>>221704731HAIL THE MACHINE GOD!
>>221704497For me? It’s
I grew up one city over from the biggest Armenian diaspora city in America, Glendale CA. They have the highest concentration of HIV than any other group look it up. They women can be beautiful but deadly
>>221704740her name is Caitlyn now
women are sexy but i will never have them
>>221704406Yeah well I found it on Telegram
>>221704767no not him. rob.
Any of you remember when those LA cholo gangsters were deported to Syria and started to fight in the civil war? Turns out they were actually Armenianhttps://www.laweekly.com/the-mysterious-case-of-l-a-gangsters-in-syria/
Rob Kardashian used to be hot now he's fat and gross like most Americans
>>221704404
>>221704765Russian-Armenian diaspora & intravenous heroin use are in the mix, I'll bet you that any day
i like how rob looks now
>>221704792>>221704796>>221704809Rob Kardashian? I hardly know him
>>221704764Back in the day, when you were a little kid and went shopping at the butcher's with your mom, you'd often be handed a slice of that kind of sausage as a gift.
David Schwimmer played Robert Kardashian. He was all like>Juice, please don't kill yourself in my daughter Kim's bedroom
I have a rental mazda this week and the key fob barely works. I popped it open to check if the auxiliary key was still there just in case only to find it had been removed. I am displeased.
Rob Kardashian looks like my brother.
>>221704818Based I hardly know him anon
>>221704820Wholesome sausage sellerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Knights
>>221704820Local grocery store sold chicken and I'd always want to go shopping with momberg because the ladies there would always give kids a free tendie. It closed down and is a thrift store now
>>221704835did they only give you one key? i use rentals for work sometimes and they always have BOTH keys attached to each other with some aircraft cable so you have this massive thing to carry around all the time
>>221704835>I have a rental mazdat. https://youtu.be/get_Ln4bt40
>>221704851they gave out free cookies at the grocer i went to as a kid, the big ones the size of your hand
Kris Jenner looks like Ghislaine Maxwell
>>221703546I can do the boogaloo
As a kid I would go to this locally-owned gas station and buy potato wedges. My friend's mom started working there and told me that the potatoes they used to make the wedges were always covered in rat shit and piss and that one of her job duties was to scrub it off with a brush
I've been looking at the restaurants decorated by the James Beard Foundation...they seem to have a liking for seafood
>>221704871I find Nicks balding pattern here really interesting and it works well for the bit.
>>221704887Same
>>221704896I want to fuck her
if a girl above a 4/10 would let me call her my girlfriend in public and would occasionally hug/cuddle me i would let her use my credit card and sleep with whomever she wanted
Words cannot describe just how much I hate my life
>>221704926does >>221704923apply to you?
>>221704858Awesome. I bet they don't give away free tendies in big chains like Walmart or Costco.
>>221704926Could you express how much you hate it through dance?
>>221704926I wanted to kill myself for the first 30-odd years of my life. Persevere!
>>221704936i swing between despair and copehope so not at the moment but sometimes
>>221704941No>>221704936No
>>221704926>>221704923>>221704887
>>221704945How did you survive for so long? are you just a pussy?
>>221704945I'm 32
>woman fired from mcondalds for puting french fires in her mouth then into a fry containerwtf i'd pay extra for her to do that and even more for her to feed me like a baby bird.
>>221704965I smoked a lot of pot and I'm naturally a lecher, women blow my mind
>>221704926I bet they could
There's a decent sized local chain of grocery stores and I'm banned from all of them, which sucks because they have a special every week for cheap wings of all sorts of different flavors which are extremely good
>>221704993Did you shoplift
>>221704923One time I was interning at this place and had a cute girl as a fellow intern. Ran into her at the McDonald's across the street while getting breakfast so we chatted a bit. The McDonald's guy said to the other guy "That girl there had the vanilla latte and her boyfriend had a large drip". Just the idea of being called her boyfriend still makes my heart skip a beat to this day. I'm 28 btw
bait but how did you get banned in this make believe playtime story
I don't have my glasses and I thought that said there's a decent sized hairball
>>221704993>decent sized local chain of grocery stores and I'm banned from all of them>cheap wingsUrkel bros...
>>221705000No, I got into a fight with a cashier
>>221705020Did they deserve it?
Aldi is a glorified dollar store. Wegmans is a real store
>>221704974what did she look like?
I wanna fry FK with a group of hong kong chinese women and we can eat his juicy limbs
>>221705020EMPTY THAT TILL...IN 3, 2, 1
Fill the bag homeboy don't lay I want moneyBeer And a pack of zigzags
>>221705028Yes
>>221705033anon lives near a dot adding that to the gangstalker doc
>No, I got into a fight with a cashier
WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPAND ON YOUR THESIS....GIVE US THE *URBAN* POINT OF VIEW?
>>221705062Me I'm there like 7 times
>>221705062I see myself on this map
It's really astonishing how many of these "books banned by hysterical christian zealots!" since 2010 are literally just manuals on how to molest and groom children.
>>221705062there were 2 crime series that tried to push a Philly setting last year, one was Task w/ Mark Ruffalo and the other was Dope Thief
>>221705094>books banned by hysterical christian zealots!And it's shit you had to read in the 8th grade
>>221705066zoomers only know how to be passive aggressive faggots
>>221705040
I was born in a place that's not known for anything interesting and has no culture
>>221705092why is spiderman arguing with that offscreen cashier?
>>221704919*fucks you*
>>221705062I see my hometown Wegmans!
>>221705140LMFAO
>>221705120I was born in a place where they bread & fry frog legs but most ppl don't even know about that cause most ppl here are immigrants
>>221703587check out music video for aldous harsing the barrel
>>221705060>uhmm excuse me but this expired coupon says I get 5% off old english, I know you aren't trying to pocket my 10 cents you wagey cuck
>>221705116you really do sound black, or otherwise not deserving of respect. You can assert yourself without getting into a monkey tussle.
/R/ IS GONE
live your walkable myth in London.
My hometown was an early 20th century vacation spot for the robber barons of the east coast. Several fAmous people have come from there and it's known as "The City of Roses". Every new years day we have a 100+ year old parade that goes on where we decorate floats with flowers
>>221705172I'm white, and I wasn't even the one who initiated the confrontation
>>221705194who cares
What's Iowan culture?
>>221705214Seething nowheresville resident
>>221705115I was in the 8th grade well before 2010.
>>221705224Corn and college wrasslin
>>221705224slipknot
>>221705194You had a tv show entirely about how gay your city is and now it's filled with junkies and poop
>>221705191need a vape shop, a turkish barbers and a kebab takeaway there pronto
>>221705224>What's Iowan culturehttps://youtu.be/SAFiqITCPts?
>>221705224east Iowa is beautiful from what I've seen, and I was first alerted to that by reading GRRM's pictorial bio on his website
NEW >>221705215
Florida >
>>221705251such a good album, they don't make em like that no more, one of the first CD's I ever bought
>>221705177WTF why
>>221703537she's barefooted here isn't she? fucking feetslut
