>>221703882i look like that
thoughts on tuchel? i see many english fans seething at him
*enters brit*
>>221704041are you my uncle Panagiotis?
>>221705397they'll be making their wives dress up as him by the end of the tourney
>>221705422why are you seeing your uncle in his underwear
rorke is kinda baby elephant if we're being 1hundo
I can't imagine wanting to be alive if I looked like that.
Going to start talking like fuckin like fuckin Penelope Cruz over here
Heywood Jablowmie
just heard lil'mongoloid linked up with 2klinefelters. activeee
>>221705435why are YOU looking at his underwear
>>221705459projection
>>221705455Odd name
>>221705459>ancient greek is illegal in the UKSo this is the power of labour...
ya'll watching the nba playoffs?
>>221705514yeh
>>221705523based, i hope harden and cavs beats these arrogant knicks
might throw a sickie next weekhave a nice breakhaven't had any time off sick this yearhow bout you?are Americans even allowed to be sick
hate when the weather gets hot because i cant using my high powered gaming pc without it sounding like a jet engine
>>221705534i havent worked since 2011
>>221705537
>>221705544pretty basedhow do you survive whats your plan for the future
>>221705557i was 16 at the time but i basically ended up learning how to trade stocks and started doing crypto trading since 2017. I also own 2 properties and make passive income from airbnbi got very lucky
been sneezing up blood and blowing chunks of red goo when i wipe my noseits over boys
>>221705591i take it backvery not basedkill all landlords and crypto scammers
>>221705595you should get that checked lad
>>221705514Nah Stanley Cup masterrace la
>>221705633whats the pointif im dying im dyingis what it is
luv r finhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yb0ghSOHU8
Need Emma Watson to gas my nostrils.
>>221705681no, don't do that
>spain built over thiswhat the fuck is their problem?
>>221705708
>>221705722
so fucking issed off!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHiS596yaM
>>221705528lovely 'tex
>>221705738
Not liking the nonce posts latelySeems like hoffers is back on his grindset :/
>>221703882was very weird seeing the knickers man get referenced in a youtube video i was watchingstill dunno why it gets posted here so much though, beyond the usual mental illness
>>221705756whos the semen receptacle on the left
>>221705751
Seethe on>>>/sp/154785479
I was murdered three years ago
>>221705787
>>221705787im sure he had his reasons
>>221705787tell us what happened lad
>>221705777canadian lezzer strange aeonswould love to shag her face
>>221705816i was murdered 3 years ago
Didn’t need to see that.
How come Black Books is good but It Crowd and Father Ted are fucking terrible?
watching tv is so 1800s, why bother when indians will upload all the highlights to youtube shorts piece by piece
>>221705756This chick used to be pretty hot, is she getting grey hair, isn't she 25 or something?
>>221705844I cut my cable and netflix last year
it's gonna rain all week how am I gonna cut the grass
>>221705822yes, you did. they're here, they're not going anywhere and you need to become comfortable with that.
>>221705866lawnmower
>>221705866RURURUH! RURURURURUH!
Tim Farron seemed a decent chap. Bit of a wet fart as far as candidates for PM go, but the type of pleasant neighbour you'd hope for when buying a home in a leafy suburb. I'd share a coffee and a slice of carrot cake with him, anyway.
sex arse
So fuckint angry
>Saturday @ 3pmScottish Cup Final: Celtic vs Dunfermline>Saturday @ 3.30pmChampionship Playoff Final: Hull vs Middlesbrough>Sunday @ 1pmLeague 1 Playoff Final: Stockport County vs Bolton>Sunday @ 4pmPremier League conclusion, Arsenal crowned, Europe fight, Relegation between West Ham/Spurs>Monday @ 3pmLeague 2 Playoff Final: Salford vs Notts Countygoing to be a mental weekend recommend you buy the necessary bevvies and hobnobs on the morrow perhaps a cheeky takeaway on Saturday night
>>221705849yeh, think that's quite common with people who have naturally very dark hair
>>221705866why be slave to nature? let it grow.
>>221705879did a chuckle at this
>>221703882>>221705756the evening read
>>221705885bet a lot a pederasty went on in there
>>221705892reckon the pars will get bummed
Upset and mad
>>221705886why?
>>221705893nah greying in your 20s is not that common especially for women, I think she's vegan or something
these hos keep callingi aint picking up
>>221705915or she dyed it to look a bit grey
Steam blowing out my ears im seething mad at them. THEY did this to me... THEY are the reason my life is, well, Fuckin SHIT dude!!
sucking a niggre
>>221705913it's gonna be okay, babe
>>221705892couldn't be less interested in watching celtic rape dunfermline, and the spurs/wham battle is already over. I'll be at the hull/boro match and I'll watch stockport/bolton as I want the former to go up and I think it'll be a good game. I hope notts beat salford but I have my doubts.
>>221705915Lass I went to school with who had jet black hair started getting random greys when we were in year 9, was proper weird
>>221705949Cor
>>221705955
>>221705949cruella de vil ass mawfucka
evening officerwhat seems to be the evening x
>>221705923hopefully>>221705949that's weird, my uncle got completely grey at 27, he kind of looked cool though cause he had very thick hair
>>221705944>I'll be at the hull/boro matchyou the resident Hull fan? you have to do any changes on your end or is it business as usual?I hear for some reason because it's Boro they push the game to an hour earlier? Against Southampton it was supposed to be 4.30.Bizarre decision desu.Push it back later if anything.
>>221705970yankee doodle handsy is at it again lad
>>221705904mental
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JCn01x_YrN0
Smash all machines with a big rock!!! Now!!!!
>>221705996he has a whole series
>>221705987
Never been to a casino me
adjudicating a poobefouling a pooentrenching a poo
henshin across time
>>221706041
>>221706054pretty based if you ask me
you lids had those Burger King flavour pringles?
would you stay in a haunted castle overnight alone?
>>221706024>dated a girl who liked going to casinos but she only liked slot machines and i found them dull as hell>went to vegas with another friend and blackjack was okay but losing money with no reward sucks so we mostly just did drugs in our hotel room>have been to some others here and there for social stuff or showsyou're not missing out on much
>>221706086Nothing erotic about this
>>221706086need her drooling, bouncing on a fucking machine eyes glazed over at the slots whirling by and by and orgasming as she hits the jackpot
>>221706077only if i was guaranteed to have a ghost have a little fun with my arse if slept with my bum out
Ive arsed my life up
>>221706086would >>221706089I just saw a lot of people ruin their lives and I have an addictive personality, saw a guy burn his own ID so they don't let him in a casino. I've told this story before but another guy blew all his money for graduation suit and vacation and we had to chip in so his parents didn't chimp out and not to be left out of course and come to the dinners and summer break with his class.
>>221706089what rorke's nan and gramps are doing with his inheritance
>>221705397i don't like himhe's one of those managers who becomes obsessed with a random player and then never drops themburn, henderson, quansahfreak
/brit/'s thoughts on Stephen Colbert's show ending in 2 hours? It's sure to be the talk of the office on the morrow. Would hate for you to be clueless.
>>221705397coaches the same kind of drab dull football like southgate before himwatching the games will be like pulling teeth
Got the summer chunes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60NPd4XqTQ
thinking of investing in a plastic sex arse
I need Jesus
>>221706094right well that's me spaffing
>>221706156doing a crytwo scoop man will be missed
Ruby Granger sex arse
>>221706156At my work we only watch Candice Owens. Colbert was cringe, the vaccine thing was so embarrassing it's not even measurable.
and he's just a weird fucking german manyou just know he does bizarre sex things to himself
>>221706156I'm on 4chan after 2am on a weekday, I don't work
elf anning
>>221706221I'm on 4chan at 2am on a weekday and I do work because I'm a badman
ruby granger urethral sounding squirt sex
>>221706230madlad!!!
>>221706228need to watch that new series where she's got her bum out all the time but i think it'll probably be shit
homelander
>>221706228incredible arse
>>2217062450_0
>>221706250thanks
wh do people make a big deal out of using the same towel for your ass and rest of bodyyour bum is clean after getting out of the shower thats the whole bloody point
>>221706250>>221706256
>>221706256
>>221706259hi elle
>>221706270mad how they all used to look like this
>>221706250I need this but in plastic sex arse format
>>221706256grim
do you think a dwarf has ever posted on /brit/
oh my DAYS
i'm a fucking indian
>>221706303bit silly
>>221706256arse like a sack of potatoes
>>221706301They'd probably use caps to throw us off, so really there's no way to know and it's probably not worth stressing over
>>221706303prefer it in a more abstract way
lovely women are so lovely <3
>>221706303is this like guro or are they meant to be surviving that somehow
>>221706301I know a dwarf girl
>>221706301deegs is basically a dwarf
>>221706228lea seydoux sex arse
>>221706301bound to have been at couple of little people this stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIE1NaXwQbE
>>221706344you're a sly dog mr kojima
used to be a big fan of iggy azaleas arse but then got a bbc fetish so now only imagine her being black only instead of me getting a go on it
>>221706344can't believe they made a second death stranding. im still mad i got memed into buying the original
>>221706380she was proper fit, also very tall
>>221706363
>>221706380
>>221706380wretched goblin arent you
>>221706256wait, this is a tv series?I remember when you had to flick over to the 9xx numbered channels to watch stuff like this
dont like japanese computer games
>>221706408Margo's Got Money Troubles
>>221706426thanks lad, shan't be watching it though xoxo
>>221706363luv r ella
how did you discover how to wank?
i only like games where you get to build thingsminecraft, cities skylines, etccorr love building things me
>>221706475dry humping one of my stuffed animals
>>221706475uncle taught me
>>221706479games like that make me face the fact that i am a fundamentally uncreative person so i don't like them ONE BIT
>>221706414most of their stories are terrible. they're like if an ugly perverted freak had to make up some shit quick and was thinking about eels going in vaginas. dark souls games are a perfect example of incoherent made up perverted gore story>this is the transvestite baby eater boss and if u kill him u get the power of 10000 squids
>>221706475i would get a boner and then lie on my side and squeeze it between my thighs, then i discovered i could do it while sitting on the side of my bed, then i discovered i could touch it while sitting down x
>>221706483
>>221706494the trick is to copy creative people until it rubs off on you.
distinctly remember the first time i jizzed i was just fiddling with my willard as normal and then next thing i know there's a load of white stuff all over the floordeeply bizarre experience that i never recovered from
havent discovered how to wank yet me
>>221706534would you like me to help? ;)
>>221706541diddy ahh blud
>>221706534just touch the part you pee from until white stuff comes out
Fuckint hate my life
>>221706524thought i pissed myself first time i did a non dry cum
having a yank
ive never wanked because im a shagger. always have been. when im horny, i simply have sex
>>221706554ktim>>221706561ktim>>221706562ktinm
>>221706475I watched raunchy comedies/ adult cartoons
>>221706494somewhat me, what it meant though is i'd just be the miner or make some storage system or something autistic and systematic like that as my role just serving the artistic people i'm playing with
any millenial uncs in remember the softcore porn films on Channel 5 on a friday night?
>>221706475seen le hecking 'jerk off' jokes in films and then one day tried it when i was 13. i came across some sexy cosplay pictures and tried it and my whole body fucking spasamed. i never even realised i had came because i leaned forward as it did
First time a girl made me bust it shot so much above my head that it stained her parents curtains in their bedroom, it was so much and we had to take em down and put them in the washer. I remember we started laughing but then panicked. Thankfully they were out for the weekend and we had time.
i'm mentally filipino
>>221706578incredibly based
>>221706610my condolences
i am indian brained, woman brained, and cum brainedc
i'm physically an aryan hulking beast roaming about
>>221706578bleu nuit
in all ways except physically, i am japanese
this is a pro woman general, women are LOVELY
>>221706640gp
>>221706640i'll never have a gf so why post the videos it causes only pain
>>221706647still dont get this gimmique
what does that one lad mean when he talking about his "gay porn life"
>>221706650women are like living works of art, they should be admired like art
>>221706659good post i don't get that gimmick either i wonder what it means
>>221706671possibly gay porn but im uncertain
>>221706640yep
>>221706659it just means good post
>>221706688i wish i meant gay porn
>>221706660I assume it's an amalgam of doing fruity little gay porn dances in his incel bedroom, spaffing to blokes on the net and finally push things up his arse>>221706677good post that's probably it
>>221706663fake tits are grim
janet jackson is currently single
i love gp
>>221706698this, they don't look or feel good
>>221706698>>221706717>t. gays
>>221706734i'm not gay, I'm deeply closeted
when i was a kid my dream harem was pamela anderson, jenny mccarthy and anna nicole smith
>time for that circumcision rorke
>>221706697>>221706698>>221706700>>221706710>>221706713>>221706717>>221706734>>221706745snap
>>221706746such a weird woman
>>221706748>anna nicole smithcranked the hog to her many a time
"out, am i?" -- green goblin, (spiderman)
>>221706755
used to wear my sisters school skirts and wank to that britney spears video she was in uniform
>>221706748when i was a kid my dream harem was stephanie from lazy town and the cute girl at school idk wtf your childhood was like
>>221706805
>>221706703
right well that's der Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler cupping a titty in his hand then isn't it?
For me it was Jessica Alba and Scarjo
>>221706815that doesn't look like him
>>221706805did you sing along?
poo
shame how it's all about the money in this world
>>221706853scream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Masturbating
>>221706867and the tun tun tururun tun
>>221706881>Dalí gave Hitler Masturbating to Reynolds and Eleanor Morse and explained its subject matter simply as "Hitler masturbating because he is lose le var!"
what the fuck
feeling hot and also sweaty
right well
why aren't you allowed to admire hitler he did some good stuff and some bad stuff like any leader
crawling into the deepest darkest corner of the deepest darkest cave and poo screaming
>>221706921let's be hot and sweaty together
adolf schicklgruber
>>221706928name one good stuff he did
I'm goin' down to the Greyhound stationGonna get a ticket to rideGonna find that lady with two or three kidsAnd sit down by her sideRide 'til the sun comes up and down around me'Bout two or three timesSmokin' cigarettes in the last seatTryin' to hide my sorrow from the people I meetAnd get along with it all
>>221706933he got a transplant or takes those pills
>>221706952animal welfare laws
>>221706933You better lawyer up, asshole, cos I'm not coming back for thirty percent. I'm coming back for EVERYTHING
rorke playing tf2 (3k hour soldier GOD)leftypol playing overwatch (1k hour hardstuck silver D.Va main)
>>221706950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAf2zM-x4Gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd9iuYnbeAw
>>221706952Legalized meth
>>221706952you're not gonna like my answer
>>221706970i play both :) I main scout on TF2 and Cassidy on Overwatch :)
>>221706980have this on the watch later
>>221706950very yaxley-lennon-esque move on behalf of the fuhrer methinks
john lennon was a pussy
Sir Yaxley Lennon Paulden-Schicklgruber Drumpf
hitler wouldn't have done anything if stefanie rabatsch liked him back
never heard of this Hitler fella
Need a GWR Class 150 Sprinter run atop my bollocks pronto.
more like World War Kino, right fellas?
julius caesar was worse than hitler
>>221706989scout loadout?
>>221707036why lie?why slander?
>>221706970leftypol plays mercy and pretends to be a girl in team chat rorke plays genji and says gg no heals and throws when leftypol isnt there to pocket him
>>221707040Scattergun, Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, Boston Basher
poo life
rorke blowing up megatroonleftypol doing fetch quests for moira
>>221707036lad made a banging salad tbf
ktim
this kid is funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/2O07hmQwb2k
Might kill me own self
>>221707069Tattoos cover my faceScars on my whole bodyOn the cup bad, I'm missing Johnny
rorke rorked a rorke so now he's rokily rorkingleftypol had a leftypolish leftypol and sucked a leftypol
>>221707079Wish I had the balls to kms Instead I'll just bed rot my incel life away
>>221707053acceptablefor me its stock cleaver wrap assasinnever got the hang of the basher or scout melee in general
>>221707092kahteemNEED a suicide pill reckond big pharma would make a fortune if they sold it in boots
>>221707100at that point just make suicide booths that dice you up into pieces like futurama
>>221707095wrap assassin always pissed me off, projectile hitbox is FAR too bigthe boston basher is good for building uber charge but realistically there's no situation where you want to be using melee as a scout so you may as well use anything that gives utility, wrap assassin, force a nature (mvm only), boston basher and atomizermost powerful class in the game for a reason!
>>221707100there's already very painless ways to die, for me it's the fear of non-existence/worse-existence-than-i-got-out-of
>>221706974this made niggas scream back in the day
>>221707132
The bantu expansion taking place in rorkes sisters bedroom
>>221707152sup mouldie
>>221707161Not him I just had to get it off my chest
bantu expansion taking place in my bedroom means i'm gaping open the arsehole of an african with my fingers
>>221707169you gotta die bro its that simple
>>221707173It ain't that deep nigga
>>221707153rorke sharing his thoughts with an audience of 211 people
damn....
>>221707213He's right you know
America.The mere uttering of this word is enough to send any German into a spastic fit.
>>221706974>1942 youtube pooptruly nothing new under the sun
>>221707217NEED a fat chinese gf
>>221707213more like the industrial revolution
>>221707217why don't asian women from asia ever look like this
>>221707217would pork
>>221707217only asian girl i ever shagged look like this smelled terrible
>>221707245>>221707245
>>221707220kc tier
>>221707244damn thats unfortunate
NEW>>221707270>>221707270>>221707270
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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