Do you have Evangelical Christians in your country?
>>221704217Unfortunately
>>221704217odd looking duck
>>221704351Excuse me?
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>>221704217You have those people in canada too? kek, I thought it was a strictly american thing. Even canada seemed different enough culturally to eliminate the possibility.>>221704322wtf, mexico too? Evangelical gringos who moved to mexico don't count!!!
>>221704217I saw one today in the park. It amazed me because she was a young, moderately attractive woman, whereas street preachers are usually ugly older black people.
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>>221705359Yes, they are a growing problem all over Latin America
>>221704217Truly the parasites in the asshole of our society.Just nuke the south already.
>>221705489Hors love evangelism it’s innately feminine and attention seeking
>>221704217That's Gwowls and she's mormon not evangelical
>>221708287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypu9zCyRsgg
>>221708298The Mormon vs. Amish beefing goes hard.
>>221704217>>221708287How do you random thirdies know who this dumb cunt is. She only has a 20k following on ig
>>221708427I'm interested in mormonism and if you search for mormon stuff on youtube you'll find her pretty quickly
>>221704217my state has been dominated by them and they expelled nearly all catholics, there are only a few dying churches left. Evil people who swindle the poor for power.
>Protestants
>>221704217>NO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN OR READ THE BIBLE YOURSELF YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PEDO TELL YOU WHAT HE THINKS A BOOK SAYS ABOUT WHAT ANOTHER BOOK SAYS ABOUT WHAT ANOTHER GUY SAID THE BOOK SAYS, BECAUSE IT'S HECKING TRADITIONAL AND ALSO MODERN AND ALSO SO LIKE DIGNIFIED ESPECIALLY WHEN WE COME TO 4CHAN TO BITCH ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE OF CHRISTIANS WHO JUST DO WHAT THE GUY SAIDDo you realize you're not winning points with anyone?Not with sincere Catholics.Not with other religions.Definitely not with atheists, we think you are the very most retarded specifically because of your rituals and seething and all of the excuses you make up not to actually be like the guy your religion is named after said you should be.
>>221708607thats scary. they're like cultists.
>>221708456Don’t bother converting Jose. They don’t give converts access to the hot blondie pussy
>>221704217>evangilical protty>Gospelkek as ifanyone who gives ANY credit to the Old Testament (the Torah) is genuinely fucking retarded, protestants and especially evangilicals love that shit.
>>221709367They do actually
>>221709429No they don’t. I’ve seen it first hand
>>221709447Likewise
>>221709372Seriously, I'm no christkike but imagine being one and basically tarnishing and casting aside your god and saviour's sacrifice because of some deviant cultist mindset. Like, do they not read the fucking bible?
>>221709159why are protties so deranged lol
>>221705325this. so much this
>>221709159There's no point in reading the Bible if it's a scofield.
Our whole state church and most finns are evangelical but I have no idea what that means in practice. Here they're not the ones who come to your house trying to sell their bullshit interpretation
>>221709602cope and seethe on an unimaginable level because they were born into a retarded faith with no history no swag no beauty and so they will do anything, even wrestle with snakes, to prove the legitimacy of their sheet metal shed that seats 1000 as a house of God
>>221709372>>221709560>t. Marcion of Sinope
>recruiter walks up to me>we both have umbrellas>as she is about to start her little speech her umbrella is turned inside out by a small gust of windMY jesus didn't do that to MEso no thanks to your little speech and pamphlet
>>221704217Shitskins lust over this crooked hook nose albino looking monkey goblin kekI bet she’s going to have 50k - 100k thirdie followers by tomorrow
>>221704217Sometimes I look at my fellow evangelicals and thank God for his patience because I don't understand what it must be like watching them all day for their entire lifeThere but for the grace of God I go
>>221704217Yes and they are some of the most retarded people in my country. Seems to be a global problem.
>>221709663Evangelical is a pan-denominational movement that started in the US South as a CIA operative.
>>221704217We have some, they're called "Freikirchen" here, but aren't really significant. A lot of Germans don't even need that shit to be compelled to worship Israel though, they do that for secular reasons.
>>221709710>Marcion of SinopeDid nothing wrong>most finns are evangelicalEvangelical doesn't mean Lutheran, Evanglicals are even crazier than Lutherans.
>>221710573>LutheranThat means different things in different places, doesn't it? For example in America, it would be a protestant sect which may be Evangelical, but here, the Lutheran church is just the default Protestantism and essentially Catholicism in German, sort of akin to Anglicanism.
>>221710751I wouldn't trust American definitions of denominations. Mormons for example consider themselves Christians, so do Evangelicals, despite both of them not being actual Christians.
>>221704217there must be some... I remember when I was like 9, there were some believers who invited my family to a few social events they organizedwe went to some of them and I didn't really understand it as religious at the time but I do remember praying with them and watching other kids perform what I guess were bible storiesthey were genuinely nice people, I have warm memories of them... I never asked my parents why we went or why we stopped but since then, I haven't had any contact with believers like those
