Onyanko Club EditionPrevious:>>221705215
>>221706955The events of a movie with ambiguous elements to its plot.Some anons think people are stupid for speculating and interpreting it in their own way
>>221707003yes
My last few pees have been enormous
>Wait!>Wait for WHAT? Has the mighty Dredd stooped so low as t->*BANG*>Wait until she kills you.
I saw this and wanted to make a "can Europeans understand the depths of American philosophy?" type postBut then I clicked on the video and the video essay zoomer has a light but recognizable slavic accentlmao
White people be like
>>221708608By my life, this is my lady’s hand! These be her very C’s, her U’s and her T’s - and thus makes she her great P’s. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.
Basketball is gay asf.
Ey tu pelon
>>221708733prospero ano e felicidad
I'm stealing Futaba's heart, wish me luck. Also she looks sexy in that Egyptian outfit
>>221708767Who
>>221708789Persona 5 nigga
>>221708767I fucking hate all the mini bosses in that palace
>>221708797Futaba is a common Japanese name you know
Sexy
>>221708825Mogged by Inde
How about futanari
>How about futanariAlright time for bed. gn guys.
>>221708835Wow yes she’s very good looking and I likey thanks for the recommendation her wikifeet page delivers some good ones
Ok kinda love diss wunJust scared a 5'11 Homura will be a bit uncanny
been getting stinky feet idk why
>>221708966feet cancer
>>221708966happens when you go through puberty.
>>221708977>>221708973i do only have one shoe that i use every day and sweat a lot, might be the shoe
drinking milk
>>221708988Man milk
>>221708955/tv/ was calling her feet gross
>>221708358>(((Dan Schneider)))what a shock
Loved Drake and Josh and Zoey 101
I do not forgive fat people
Comedy Central is back to showing nu-south park ugh
Definitely asking Momberg for cheesecake when she goes to Publix on the weekend
Gayness is that you?I just posted in your thread
>>221709112shortanon
>>221708957Nigga you're a man
>>221709141Yes
drinking still water
>Nigga
>>221709154how rich are you?
>>221708825stupid bitch has never seen a single episode of alf
Piss out my ass
>>NiggaSorry. Nigger, you're a man.
https://youtu.be/4HC5GDoixiA?si=BshVj-mP03s28fx5
>>221709182Not at all rich
221709204Racis
>>221709224how does momstein have the money to buy publix cheesecake every week?
>>221709255Life uh finds a way
Why is this darn cr*p so slow?
>>221709323Jannies went on a crazy ban spree yesterday because JIDF was having a melty. As a result the JIDF were banned but so were everybody that replied to them so here we are.In case you haven't noticed Mexico has been quite lately as a result.
Canadians think 40 degrees is unbearably hot lmao nigga that's barely above freezing
Listening to rap music.
Well I've been waiting, waiting here so longBut thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, ooh now I knowShe has a built in abilityTo take everything she seesAnd now it seems I'm falling, falling for herShe seems to have an invisible touch, yeahShe reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heartShe seems to have an invisible touch, yeahIt takes control and slowly tears you apart
>>221709323people have jobs in the morning.
>>221709346I could fix the janny problem..
>>221709420>I could fix the janny problem..IDK man last time somebody ""fixed" the janny problem it resulted in picrel getting killed in the crossfire while opening the door for the Indians. You have to be careful what you wish for.
i think andy burnam is gonna crash and burnthey shouldve done the switch like three months from the election like canada dumb labor lol
This is the Janny graduation ceremony btw
>>221709458I don't have no fuck what you're talking about but I just want to give the jannies their BWC dose. It's for the greater good.
>>221708767>Futa ba
>>221709485those are all those degrees are worth honestly i hate college so much
You guys hate Jannies until you need them.
Here’s your Asian American GF
>>221709523Holy smokesI want succy succy long time
Footkrauts gf aborted the baby
>>221709505just drop out and start a business bro
I feel good. I am okay.
>FutabaYou guys just took me back. When I was in high school Futaba was a bit of a waifu for me.My best friend at the time would always post edgy thirsty pictures of me on the bus with lewd, convoluted text stories about me and Futaba on top with all sorts of girly flourishes and gifs on his story every ride home to indicate that school was over to everyone else. They got a little traction at the school and became a bit of a thing. He was a Futabafag too and a massive SMT fan so it was always fun stuff.I know it's only been 5 years but I miss that tiny sliver of my senior year I experienced immensely. I miss those two guys a lot; one of them was dissuaded by me being too edgy and probably trooned out while I kept talking to the other guy and considered him my very best friend until we broke contact a couple months before I headed to France in 2024. I want to start talking with him again so bad because he was the best friend in the world to me and I miss him.
Shall be spending all day tomorrow building the dark falcon
Not a wordNot a single letter
Lately my pussy has been harder than usual
>>221709627See a doctor about your neovagina hon
>>221709523>tattooskank
>>221709599Post pics when you finish
Rick Gagger
>>221709650I will
it's weird that some women have penises but i guess the world is a weird place
What should I download for the ol PS2 emulator. Already done the first 3 smackdown vs raw games, the first two splinter cells, tony hawk underground 1, 2, and american wasteland, and need for speed underground 2
Up yours woke moralist
>>221708529
tired already
>>221709697Ratchet and clank, and try the socom series
>>221709707let's see who cancels who!
living the dream? for me?insufflatin' from a cute lass' asscrackshag the hole legally consensuallyden doing a poo in her personal toilet andmjot flushing
>>221709697Persona 3ManhuntBullyFFX
>>221709627Dyin at diss post
>>221709728I actually have working copies of ratchet and clank up through deadlocked. Socom could be cool, I had 2 as a kid but never really got into it. Wasn't much of a shooter fan
>>221709707>>221709731Find another website to sully you evil cowards
Does your mom love your dad or are they split up
there is a guy they call 'russian fr fr negro' in one of the generals
>>221709773You're free to leave at any point.
>>221709697God HandOkamiDark Cloud 1 & 2Splinter Cell 3 & Double Agent
>>221709776They're together but I think mom doesn't really like him much anymore
The founding fathers be like slavery is the greatest evil humanity has ever done but I will not free my slaves or put any type of abolition in the founding documents of our new nation based on liberty and freedom
>>221709840My parents fight every day I think they would divorce if their finances weren't so intertwined
>>221709822Comfy Apu
>friend makes tasteless joke about guy who was murdered>tell him it's tasteless>he doubles down>leave game and callIDK if I overreacted but I am tired of the ugliness of people.
>>221709881was it a Charlie Kirk joke
>>221709881You did the right thing
>>221709881You're in the right. The internet has made people far too callous. Keep your heart
https://voca.ro/1oUvNFnKRJeO
>>221709881I was shocked when Kirk died and thought it was a horrifying, tragic event that happened to a good man but I still joked about it literally the day of it happening.LIghten up leafboy.
>>221709862
>>221709924No you didn't
Would you be content sharing your life with a vagabond Wal mart parking lot van life GF?
>>221709938>No you didn'tWhen I rushed to tell a co-worker what happened his first thought was "Does that mean they're going to kill off Cartman?" and we both laughed before going back to being shocked.
>>221709940no I bet she smells terrible
>>221709940I wouldn't share my life with a woman who posts herself half naked on the internet
>>221709940what's the deal with the sticker?
>>221709891Yes, I am not a pro maga guy either.
I'm the terror at night I'm the psychopath mindI'm the sidewalk walker, walking the lineThere's a war in my head that's taking it's courseYou're in a body bag and I've got no remorse
>>221709822propa good wapu diss wun
>>221709961That didn't happen
Don't feel like brushing my rotten brown teeth tonight
RIP /r/where am I going to fap to my si slop?
sssooooooooo i'm gonna goon. have talking about whatever you guys are talking about.
>>221710014why was it shutdown?
>>221709988>That didn't happenYes it did. I was working at the front desk of my movie theater when the Italian NYC Boomer that works as the ripper told me Kirk got his neck blown off and everyone was all really scared and terrified for the rest of that week but especially that day. I went over to him to shoot the shit and I said 'Looks like next week's South Park is going to be interesting" and then he said that and then we went back to being paranoid and melancholy.
The 19 year old Ukrainian girl I jack off to got married
>>221710014What's si
>>221710043Fake story written by chatgpt
>>221710053it means yes in espanol (translator note: espanol mean spanish)
>>221710047That could have been you
Goodbye!
>>221710036Probably being spammed with shitty AI porn >>221710053Honda Civic Si
>>221710047>Ukrainian girl I jack off to got marriedDon't hesitate anon. You could be next in line for a Ukrainian wife if you act now.>>221710055It wasn't. I get that you're Canadian but people in the U.S were seriously terrified when that happened given it triggered a very unique trauma response before it degenerated into nonsense the following week.
I want to see the mandalorian and grogu movie kind of embarrassed to go by myself doe
Sup fags
>>221710099yo
100% France.
Fuck homophobic slurs
shut up faggot
>>221710036there was some news article about 4chan and AI nudes being made here so they likely shut it down due to that.
Fuck homophobia
. .
>>221710134The more people learn how evil and immoral this website is the better maybe they will arrest the staff and finally shut down the website forever
>>221710094>I want to see the mandalorian and grogu movieWhy>embarrassed to goyou should be
>>221710134This is hardly the only, or most popular place ai nudes are being made tbqhwy
>>221710094there are at least 3 other movies in theaters right now that deserve your attention more
Cool.
>>221710166Tomorrow they are giving out exclusive cards at the movie showing that really peaked my interest
>>221710179Name them
Other one is 100% France R1b.
>>221709940post moreI'm setting up my rav4 to live in it for a short period of time and I want to see more of her setup
>>221710167the other places are likely not based in the US. AI nudes were made illegal like a year ago so 4chan has to follow the laws if it's based in the US.
>>221709881You're in the right. The world today is full of psychopaths who think it's normal to mock the dead purely because they have lost touch with their humanity.
>>221710208>Name themJust off the top of my head:MichaelObsessionMortal Kombat
This website is Satanic and literally funded by Jewish pedos
>>221710208ObsessionHokumProject Hail Mary
>>221710240>>221710255Trash
>>221710263based
>>221710263okay kid enjoy your nu-wars
>>221710251I'm kind of over it, now that I'm smart and read smart books and travel. Oh but let's drop in and see how the nephews are doing, maybe find some nice catgirl piss art.
>>221710232>AI nudes were made illegaldoesn't sound constitutional to me but I'd love to meet the coomer that argues in front of the supreme court for his right to take women's clothes off
goodnight
>>221710263>TrashI didn't say those movies were good just that they were better than soi wars
>>221710240>>221710255Every single one of those looks like trash. Project Hail Mary is literally just upbeat Spaceman. Hokum looks the best but even in the trailer the acting is horrible
>>221710329>actually watching trailersI pick movies based on word of mouth
>>221710343Sounds like you have lots of time to waste
>>2217102941st amendment doesn't cover everything as there are exceptions. Someone could bring it to the supreme court and argue it but they're going to be forever cast as a villain by women so good luck with that.
>>221710353I generally enjoy the movies I watch
>>221710329>Every single one of those looks like trashAgain, we're not saying these movies are good or anything, just that they're all probably better than a shitty nu-wars movie shot on a sound stage in Burbank that's cobbled together from a few episodes of a shitty show
>>221710367Damn... I wish I was simple enough to enjoy modern slop>>221710370How is it a better option if they are all shit and the person you were replying to is already interested in starwars? That makes no sense
>>221710390Oh, you're one of those people who thinks it's impossible for a good movie to ever be made again
My grindr date is hiv+ and I told him to leave the condoms at home
>>221710440We gettin pozzed tonight baby!
>>221710440Brian...
>>221710424No, I thought The Whale, Weapons, From the Dark, The North Man, The Watchers were all pretty good movies. But if I watched every single movie that I was recommended I would spend a lot of hours watching modern slop.
>>221710492>Weaponsyou should watch Obsessiontrust me it's kino
I don't watch new movies. They're all bad as far as I can tell.
>>221710492Not from the dark, Out of Darkness is what I meant>>221710520I don't like movies that focus on relationships and I don't like movies that focus on domestic abuse so I will probably skip that one
I don't like movies very much. They're fine... But to seek out? On your own?
>>221710521Same unironically. Don't watch modern movies, don't watch modern tv shows ( last full show I watched was Shogun which was decent ) and I don't watch porn or listen to modern music. I am culturally unplugged from the goyslop machine.
>>221710552>I don't like movies that focus on relationships and I don't like movies that focus on domestic abuse so I will probably skip that oneOkay>>221710555I am a big fan of kinos
good movies are still being made but good music is dead
>>221710574Uhhh Iceman much?
books>movies>power gap>music
good games are still being made
>>221710557I don't watch TV. I do keep up w/ some new music doe, namely new metal releases.
>>221710390>How is it a better option if they are all shit and the person you were replying to is already interested in starwarsBecause even though they're shit they're still better lol>>221710492>if I watched every single movie that I was recommended I would spend a lot of hours watching modern slop.Again, we weren't talking about good movies just movies better than nuwars out currently. Obsession is the only movie out right now that's actual quality while both Michael and PHM are simply mediocre.>>221710521>>221710555I can give you guys some recs, I worked at a theater until recently and watched a ton of movies the last couple years.
zoom zoom is having yet another meltie
I used to use steroids when I was young too. I was irresponsible with them too. But what the fuck are young guys doing today. This guy needs a cpap machine to breathe normally. He's 21 years old. Insanity. It's like they've taken the " leave humanity behind " meme seriously.
>>221710588Books need to be very good. If they're not at least very good they're the failest thing ever.
>>221710614Yeah obviously don't read anything written in like the last 40ish years at least. Going back further you have more very good books than you could read in a lifetime.
This summer might be your last.
>>221710634Every day could be your last. You reading this post could even be your penultimate moment on this earth.
>>221710613
>>221710613This is millenials and boomers fault because
>>221710646It wasn't!
>>221710653I think it's just because when you're 18-20ish you think that even if you die at 30 or in your 30's that's basically a lifetime away. That sense of young immortality. Who knows. I used tren for an 7 month cycle at one point, so I can't really throw stones. But I hope these kids get some help and realize they are killing themselves. >>221710657But it could have been, which is what gives meaning to every other moment you may yet experience.
>>221710626>don't read anything written in like the last 40ish yearsThere's some kino if you know where to look. I love The Revenant, Infinite Jest, Glass Castles, and Harassment Architecture.
I'll drive to Toronto for Carnival because the concept is funny to me
Why don't you book yourself an appointment with some bitches
>>221710706>Infinite JestI liked Good Old Neon but I am not doing that for 1100 pages. Also I don't read authors who committed suicide anymore.
>>221710739Casaubon gets beaucoup bitches
>>221710705>I hope these kids get some help and realize they are killing themselves.I actually lost my last job because I warned a kid about looksmaxxing given he planned on getting into it. Some Boomer heard me tell him that Clav injects meth and testosterone directly into his balls to get hard and that he was infertile and told on me. Luckily I changed the dude's mind.
yeah yeah you're chinese and trans and jewish. we get it. just relax.
>>221710785loominarty confirmed
>>221710773>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.>infertileImagine looksmaxxing to get women and going infertile from it. Talk about the cart before the horse.
This is my kind of looksmax
>>221710821he looks like a bottom
>>221710745>I don't read authors who committed suicide anymore.I get it if you've been through some shit.Regardless the other ones I mentioned are very, very good for very different reasons. The Revenant (wildly different than the film btw) is a distinctly American epic in the vein of a work of mythology that's all the more insane for being a historically accurate story. Glass Castle is a very sad memoir about an impoverished Gen-X woman trying to survive the whims of her delusional and egomaniacal Boomer parents that made me very emotional given everything about it reminded me of my Mom and her parents. Harassment Architecture meanwhile is basically a schizophrenic millennial/zoomer version of Fight Club that's aged well given it's all about terminally online loners going insane and taking it out their delusions on the rest of the world, which is pretty prescient in an age of 764.
God gave me a tiny dick so He evened out the playing field by giving me a permament full head of hair and a 129 IQ.
>>221710898a tiny dick and retarded? grim
https://youtube.com/watch?v=08fqHr_KGPYThis time in music sucked ass
>>221710898Don't beat yourself up I'm in a similar IQ range with a full head of hair AND a big dick but I'm still an incel.
>>221710917>This time in music sucked assYou don't know the half of ithttps://youtu.be/NgqhN9CbLO8?
nigga be like>i have a 165 IQ>a test on the internet told me so then asked if I wanted to share the results
>>221710953I'm so obsessedMy heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
>>221710980I can post more Obama/Trump I era cringe if you likehttps://youtu.be/hlVBg7_08n0?
>>221711015https://youtube.com/watch?v=CZSjRQ9834c
>>221711087https://youtu.be/Kb24RrHIbFk?
>>221711108Ohh shit I forgot about Logic lmfao
Me I'm blasting war metal https://youtu.be/JgpVMZHjZHMI saw CHVRCHESLatinoamerica released a new CHVRCHES concert video though so I'mma prob watch/listen to that later https://youtu.be/JAmKPw_sbpE
>>221711125He was a goldmine for that shit back in the day. He actually makes kino music now but good God his major label era after Everybody was cancerhttps://youtu.be/kIZhyifo6Q4?
lotta filtered posts....... hmmmm......
>>221711158@BlueThief01 year agoIf Childish Gambino and Jordan Peele ever got together on something, it would probably end up being taught in English classes until the end of time.
>>221706963Weird looking faces lol
>>221708667https://youtu.be/vtE3_voC3qU
I miss when /cum/ had good taste in music
>>221710821black barber on board
>>221711247https://youtu.be/MhSVh75lKiE
Rocking (Uh), rolling (Uh), swagging to the max (Woo)My bitch a fashion killer, she be busy poppin' tags (Alright)She got a lot of Prada (Uh)That Dolce & Gabbana (Uh)I can't forget Escada (Uh)And that Balenciaga (Yeah)I'm sippin' purple syrup (Yeah)Come be my Aunt Jemima (Right)And if you is a rider, we'll go shoppin' like mañana (Right)Her attitude Rihanna (Uh)She get it from her mama (Yeah)She jiggy like Madonna, but she trippy like Nirvana (Woo)'Cause everything designer (Yeah)Her jeans is Helmut Lang (Uh)Shoes is Alexander Wang and her shirt the newest DonnaKaran (Yeah)Wearin' all the Cartier framesJean Paul Gaultiers 'cause they match with her persona
>>221711264Do Americans really do this?
>>221711247https://youtube.com/watch?v=nJeJAwwlBjg&
I wish Lauren was my wife!
>>221711319nigger music sucks
Was it a space jew? >https://youtu.be/kP8eCbWHg-o
>>221711392Very well, I'll post some White man musichttps://youtube.com/watch?v=03ZPeJd-RSQ&
>>221711437https://youtu.be/_uU5DU7P83E
Homelander seriously died eating shit RIP MY NIGGA
get this disgusting namefag out of my /cum/
https://youtu.be/GJxopPZ5vWo
Alright one morehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=t_he2hubqNo&
/mu/ is dead.
>>221711540It's literally just filled with fags that jerk each other off about whatever shitty hyperpop or female pop star shitflinging trend is taking off. Hell they didn't even sticky David Allan Coe.
I liked the main kero kero bonito album because it made me somewhat horny, but only somewhat. Has there been any innovation in that direction? Charli xcx?
