Scandi chicks with fat tits edition
got my ball peen out
AusGODs I kneel
>>221710110>>>535561898
hope she has a dick
just seent an abc.net.au news article refer to a hot chip shop as a "fish and chipper" and want to vivisect the article author
dogberg getting extremely clingy as walktoil time approaches
>>221710137I either call them fish and chip shops or chicken shops depending on whether or not they have a picture of a cartoon chicken on the window
>>221710139thats how married former katy feels when shagtoil is looming
Got the maximum good goy score today
>>221710137>>221710139>>221710157/brit/ not /aus/
>>221710161Shut up mental cripple
>>221710175Shut up mental cripple
>>221710137>hot chip shopas opposed to the cold chip shop?
>>221710175Hej hej jättebra
>>221710186Shut up mental cripple
>>221710175guarantee there are more Brits where I live than there are where you live
The prospective escort.>Age Play ($150 - I can act ANY age),Hmmm....
>>221710162corr
>>221710110nordic women are all fugly rats. they have nothing on English queens like Emma Watson
>>221710162Damn, I'm nearly there
>>221710202reckon there isn't
>>221710202often had this thoughtmad isn't itthere's likely more british blood in the veins of the average aus flag poster than the average brit flag, given we know with certainty at least several are genuine unironic self-admitted pakis (poley et. al.)
I'm trending on /brit/ you see
at toil, bit early. Will be sucking a 'vfefe very soon
>>221710110Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes
>>221710203post her @...
>>221710203That means ABDL fetish then
got a perfect 100 on my iq test lads feeling sharp
>>221710230Adult Baby Diaper Lettuce
apart from poley browns dont post here. theyre too busy arguing on twitter with people who dont think arteta is one of the greatest managers of all time
>>221710235double corr
Bye.
just farted
>>221710247he's just pressed because he's lebanese
>>221710247I'm brown
>>221710203>Sleeping fantasy (I pretend to be asleep while you do what you want>CNC (consensual non consensual - $100)>Vomit play (+$150),Yeah, this is the one.Fuck it's not gonna be cheap but.
had my dick sucked by Jennifer Lawrence back in the proverbial music class
timmy looking forward to sparring this afternoon, imagining its the cronem that used to clart his wife
theyve got nothing on him have theyall those babies he ate just shat out and flushed down the toilet. its a disgrace
>>221710278Peek
>>221710274>i pretend to be asleep>i pretend to be raped >vomit playkek sex and sex havers are retarded
>>221710269goodness me. any chance of you heading back to your ancestral home?
>>221710302no worse than the shite you're wanking to
>>221710280hes a sweaty nonce
has england ever had a dictator/dictator like ruler except for cromwell?
>>221710228Indeed.
>>221710316I don't paypiggy each and everytime I want a tug though lmao
Mental how if abortion was illegal the birth rate would be 4.1If contraception was illegal it would be 6-8
>>221710316never wanked in my life
>>221710280
been sat on the bog for 20 minutespoos shooting out like slimedont know where it all comes from
>>221710330>>221710110>No arseNaah
>>221710338yet everyone in this thread would still remain virgin freaks
have children so they can experience the dread and horror
>>221710338How many of them would be ethnics and other assorted varieties of niggers though.That's what this sort of thing fails to take into account.I believe in America, for instance, nigrettes are far and away majority of abortions.
>>221710328it was real... in my dreams...
>>221710346I think it's coming out your arse
>>221710338nah katy mum just suffocates the timmy baby under a pillow, oh sorry, they call it sudden infant death syndrome :)
>>221710338Mental how because of Draconian planning and government overreach no one can afford to raise that many kids unless you're a non-white with extremely low expectations and a fuck ton of benefits
>>221710360>many of them would be ethnics and other assorted varieties of niggers thoughEntirely proportional because everybody has sex
really want to reinstall tf2 but I just know I'm going to last 42 minutes before the game annoys me to the point where I just uninstall it
>>221710363ok isaac netwon
>>221710328well all the kings just did whatever they wanted and the people had to just shut up or go the tower of london
>>221710377servers pretty much empty these days lad
Your favorite poet?
The UK would be much better if tabloids were abolished
>>221710368Hmm she must have realised black genes are gross and killed the woglet
>>221710391william wandsworth
Mosley has completely untrustworthy physiognomy. blood memory tells me he is trying to swindle me out of my lands and cattle
>>221710391shakespear
>>221710388it's actually so fucking grim to play a multiplayer game and at any moment have the social aspect collapse. the illusion is utterly fucking ruined. I get that the game is 300 years old but it wouldn't so bad if it didn't have like 3000 maps.
>>221710392who is buying the papers. surely they all go out of business in the next 20 years nobody born after 1990 is buying that shite for news
well thats a yank copying a twitter post then isnt it
>>221710393cronem baby get forehead kisses and milky titty to shuckle on x mmhmm growing into a pacy chelsea mid fielder
>>221710423younger people will read them at work in between scrolling, there will be a copy or two in the breakroom
>>221710423I feel the same way about broadcast TV. How do people not have IPTV in 2000+26.5
"be a good girl for daddy" as i pull down my size 30x32 jeans
>>221710416
>>221710423we'll just get british news from for profit american meda websites (the bbc will be abolished by then)
>>221710356this. imagine growing up around niggers
>>221710435American bald men with beards like that have a 90% chance of being cuckolds
>>221710423Yet they still have outsized influence on politics because of journalists being cunts.The telegraph and mail have gone fucking mental in the last decade
>>221710464need xoomers out of business
>>221710485xitter should have unironically been banned after the grok generating cp incidents
>>221710483what have they done differently? that oh my god the daily mail joke has been around for 12 years. the torygraph has been called that forever
I don’t believe in having kids because I don’t believe in forcing someone to live 80+ years without their consent also before you start coping every single reason for having kids is selfishI want to have a mini MEI want MY legacy to live onI want someone to take care of ME when I’m old
ok
k
shagging should be illegal
>>221710479Bald, beard, glasses is the giga cuck look
>>221710328I'd argue that Elizabeth I and James I came quite closeHighly centralised surveillance states presiding over and directing rapid social change
what race is zeidcuck? nafroid, kike or nigger?
>>221710546BBC god
Don't understand the dislike for season 2 of the wire. Bet they didn't vote for Frank, the cunts.
>>221710548lad on the mic copping a crafty 'accidental brush'
I got whiteboy wasted last night and sent my dick to 3 people
>>221710498the internet should be banned in the uk because kids have killed themselves due to it and just banning it like australia hasnt worked. most drugs and csam are also purchased using the internet. it needs to be shut down pronto!
>>221710584hope they send it back and doctors can reattach it
Think it's time we all admitted that the internet was a colossal mistake and has had a devastating affect on the world and its people.
>>221710546Larps as black yet when he drops the larp I've caught him displaying typical racism towards blacks. Jeet or jew is my bet.
>>221710548corrr need to sniff the crotch of those trousers after she's bent down and stretched her bumhole and gaped her fanny over it
business plan: OPPRESS THE WELSH
>>221710597Honk
>>221710548loved the pleather leggings era
>business plan
yeah and while we're at it they should kill all children to stop child abuse
GOLDEN SLUMBERS FILL YOUR EYESSMILES AWAKE YOU WHEN YOU RISE
>>221710608better plan: move 10000000 brown people to northern ireland then give it to southern ireland
business idea: crime but in an organized way
>teacher training day
Inside Scotland's Toughest Prison: Polmont Young Offenders - Episode 1
>>221710644thish thing of ours
>>221710546white
we await silent tristero's empire
>time for your circumcision rorke
business plan kill yourself
I think watching Skins as a teenager ruined me. I thought life was meant to be neurotic and messy and fiery and poetic and when something ended with someone I had a lot of affection for, I just assumed that it was the wrong time in both of our lives. Well, now we’re both 28 but you’re engaged and you have a child and I havent matured and my hair is thinning. I have made so many mistakes, and by the time I realised I had made them it was far too late to fix.
got angina
why are you staring down mummy‘s shirt
>>221710684All according to keikaku
Last big boy interview today. Starting soon.Alternatively, Rorke's creps (with kangaroo socks).
Jess philips who was getting abortions at 12 and spent her youth getting railed by hundreds of men behind bike sheds and in nightclub toilets says that porn is bad and you should have no sexual outlet until you are of age (unless youre having sex of course which is fine)
can't wait until all consumer video available is encoded at a bitrate of 800kbps
you auditioning for Ringo?
Lazy Rap name ideas in the same vein as Bob Vylan:>Jailvis Presley >Woggy Wogsbourne>Justin Thiever >Niggerman Poopstirrer (wildcard)
>>221710695I've seen her fanny
>>221710604jeets are the ones who use timmy the most so you maybe right
>>221710700turt
>>221710701here is that white race you so concerned about
>>221710700>rainbowWoke
women are lovely
>>221710695My mums not an old woman
>>221710714Erik Crackton
errrrr... webum not related
>>221710750have to be asian to pull that off
>>221710700Good luck Nigel!
bring back slavery but only for putting women into sexual slavery to save incels
>>221710750George Harassman
Mad how short their skirts are
can't confusing nick cave and nick drake despite how different they are as artists
>>221710780de katy she gaggin for rorkem
>>221710784I've didn't that too even though ive owned nick cave albums before lol
>>221710784Nick Cave says the n word in his song "Saint Huck"
>>221710784they are both named nick
>>221710784>nick cavethank you for supporting the australian music industry
>>221710731
>>221710110Cooooor SEX I wanna CUM
>>221710804both musicians tooand have a long A in their last name
>>221710696What is Keikaku
>>221710814I've got a long D yank xx
>>221710822love that video, there's a big gang of old black people who sit around getting drunk all day right where that was filmed
>>221710833N U R?
>>221710822mad how you can just gently jog away from women coppers and all they'll do is walk after you
my cock and bollocks smell peng today, maybe I'm ovulating
*easily prances away from a woman police officer*
>>221710822Why do women run like that
>>221710855Dave
Ain't no way I'm getting arrested by a woman
some tims i get so bored at toil i start pushing my luck like walking in late to see what i can get away with. push only so far as the first supervisory meeting and often it doesnt go very far before managers have changed positions and the new ones just assume it's a first infraction
>>221710822nick cave on a mad one
>>221710867You see how the first woman can't run, she waddles because her ass and hips are so large. It's crazy having middle aged women as your police force.
morning shit has the ringpiece burning
>>221710893
fed the birds some foodfed the car some petrol
have a very irish surname but im english. some gaelic gherkin entered one of my great grans
>>221710816[Japanese for plan]
come to bed and snuggle with grandmum. you’ve had a long day lad
>>221710881nigga could suck up all of earth's oxygen in one sniff
rorke
all his british vpns been banned then?
Cucks aren't taking it lying down are they
>>221710937it's their wives that are taking it normally
>>221710893i'm getting like this at the job i'm at now. my old job i'd get there 30 mins early and walk in 15 mins late
Give them glocks like our ones have, gives 'em half a chance
>>221710941My brain can't compute it so it makes sense. I always assume cucks are one variety of homosexual that chooses cuckoldry as his escapism.
one day I will in fact go to New Mexico.
why are scottish pipo so violent?
>>221710937why are they always obsessed with niggers and white women thoughbeit
>>221710979It's not great. Mostly Hispanic, even Taos has problems now. It's a large dessert that probably meant something to people prior to the beaner influx.
>>221710995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzwiiOucpDk
… breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA tour golf on Sky Sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221711009I talked to a Czech flag cuck who told me he had burnt himself out gooning chronically to normal porn, and bbc was the only category he could goon to anymore because to him it looked by beastiality.
>>221711033how much golf is going on in the world?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy9W_mrY_Vk
>>221711033Just drinking a beer at 8 am why not
>>221711033why does he only watch tennis and golf at least put something else on for a change
>>221711035lmao fried dopamine receptors. sad innit. all they need to do is stop watching porn for a while and you go back to liking normal stuff. i went from watching women get practically raped on the 'hub to fapping to just women in bikinis. ez pz
>>221711052good song that, written by blood orange formerly lightspeed champion formerly the black one in test icicles
Didn't go into the office once this week for my supposedly hybrid job, just couldn't be fucked. Colleague is off next week so probably won't go in then either. Next to no work done but can guarantee manager will be like "keep up the good work" when we have our next 1 to 1. Going to be devastated when he leaves and I get a boss that actually gives a shit. Fuck you Colin.
dire dire posts
Reckon for me it'll be food channelJust plonk me down in front of Poh Ling Yeow and Nigella Lawson for 8 hours I'll be satisfactorily mollified
>>221711100ktim i just add my attendance to an online register and never go in
burger in bed
>>221711118a meal in bed keeps you one step ahead
>>221711133good post
burn down the amazon rainforest
Irritatingly I actually have some work I need to do today. It's not like it's difficult but I need to speak to this Dutch guy who speaks really slowly and takes forever to do anything.
>>221711142A post that is good keeps you sweet in the 'hood
my dad shot JFK
>>221711147Why?
>>221711147Fuck's sake Gina calm down
big breast
what is the origin of Tim's "my excellent glasses" meme?
>>221711161a commendable effort at a good post but you fell just short
>>221711167diagusting brown nigger filth lives there
beer in bed
>>221711165Didn't realise Woody Harrelson was doing films in Australia
think they trying to kill him in there. this is the fate that awaits us all unless the bames are kicked out of the country by the time we retire.
Zero alcohol beers are usually jam packed with sugar it can't be good for Timbo's waistline
In 2015, a girl named Shamima Begum left the UK to join ISIS. She ended up in a camp called "al-Roj" where she had three children, all of whom passed away. After the death of her third child, she wanted to return to the UK, but the British government stripped her of her citizenship. While she has Bangladeshi heritage, the government there hasn't recognised her as a citizen, stating she doesn't hold dual nationality and has never actually set foot in the country. Shamima Begum is still desperately calling for international aid.What's your take?
this provisional England squad is looking dire
welsh men deserve rape
>>221711221EAT THE FUGGEN BURGER :DDD
>>221711235Surprised she's not dead yet. Ah well, leave her there.
>>221711235She should have thought about that before deciding to join ISIS
>>221711182are you saying something is wrong with his glasses?
you have no authority here jackie weaverremember thatgood time
It's so fucking sunny and for some reason I have to sit at a computer instead of having a lovely pint and a lovely rollie at a pub garden. What doth life?
>>221711290better times. feels like the world has changed so much since then
>>221711235Bring her back to the UK and behead her.
>>221711233Hes expanding. The care bames need to help him with daily exercises but I think his swollen feet are preventing that from happening >>221711235Drone the camp
>>221711118lmfao he's so mental (literal schizophrenia) keep posting every single thing he uploads it's great to laugh AT him
brits be like "it's so fucking sunny" and then you look it up and it's 18 degrees and partly cloudy
>>221711235play stupid games win stupid prizes innit
WHAT IS THIS?I'M FREAKING OUT!
>>221711235Shamima Begum is a Bangladeshi girl raised by two Bangladeshi parents, speaking Bangladeshi and practicing Islam who joined a terrorist group that declared war on the west. YET leftypol keeps moaning about how we need to bring her back to Britain. Meanwhile some British fella, with two British parents, who grew up speaking English living in English culture had his British citizenship taken away when he betrayed Britain and moved to Russia due to hating gays but leftypol doesn't care about that.
>>221711322hate it, can't use my gaming pc in that heat.
>>221711235she was groomed as a child and should be allowed to return home. rorke doesn't blame the victims of the rape gangs but curious he blames the victim in this situation
Handforth Parish Council meeting of December 2020 but it's Jackie Weaver the Australian actress in her menacing role as a criminal matriarch in the 2010 film Animal Kingdom
>>221711322it lush. summer is finally here
>>221711356Muslims don't belong in the UK period. They should all be sent home.
>>221711356her "home" is 6 foot under
>>221711333Acknowledge her British citizenship, try her for high treason and hang her, simple as.
the vice chair's here, I take charge
a somber atmosphere pervades the thread today
>>221711356don't think rape victims join terrorist groups they just get raped
>>221711322don't they know our houses are built to keep the heat innnnn
>>221711313Suck a roo dick you fosters guzzling bogan
>>221711337get ac
Vietnamese rorke watching a 20 minute Pakidemic Agent video on Thomas Massie's defeat in Kentucky's Fifth District and internal GOP divides before clocking in for a 12 hour shift at the Poop Emoji Pillow factory
6 grand a month for this, a sad looking rustlers in bed at 4 in the afternoon.
>>221711414they're groomed to get them into those situations though. shamima was a child when she was talked into leaving her home
brits be like "cor blimey it's a bleedin scorcher today lets get down the beach" then they go stand around on some pebbles and watch grey-brown 8 degree north sea water wash on shore
>>221711453the tele is so horribly misaligned
>>221711453Look at what they're feeding him ugh
>>221711462s'truth!
>>221711438can't afford it, spend it on my gaming pc
>>221711453Can actually understand why some oldies just go on cruises forever when it's that expensive. Went on one once and they read over the tannoy that one lady had been on that very (7 day) cruise for 56 days. I get it, but I think I would rather die.
>>221711457ok but they still don't join terrorist groupsagain they just get rapedthey've commited no crime
>>221711462shirt = offtinny = openit = lush
>>221711462our faustian spirit and ancestral ties to the north sea and the islands therein beckon us to the fog, the ice-grey waves, the chill in the air... absolute SOVL of a country is ENGLAND
>>221711462Glorious day out with the family. Got a coolbox full of jam sandwiches and lemonade and a pack of rich tea biscuits for afters.
tim lives like an old person who's near death but I think he's only 60 or something
mad lads
Mr Bean walking down the stairs to a beach at a bottom of a cliff
>>221711462is that a southern thing? in the north beaches always just had sand, dont think i have ever seen pebble beach irl
>>221711536get thissen to bridlington lad
>>221711536amazing post
Wish i had a slice of pie if we're being frank
Got 5 hours kip last night. Simply not enough. Gonna sleep 14 hours tonight
i wash my hands of you
never been in a fight me my body wouldn't know what to do. I'd just be one of those saps in the news who died from one punch
>>221711505Hope you experience great peril as you solve the mystery of strange goings on at the lighthouse
Swearing at the dibble from below the line of sight in my vehicle. They'll never know.
>>221711563my sleep has been terrible this week. dropped a 4h40m 48 sleep score last night. most people will be eyeing up the bank holiday to get on the booze but I'm going to use it to cut caffeine completely and get my sleep back on track
toilberg with a classic sicky before bank holiday weekend so I've got a full day of dilly dallying booked in
>>221711536Yeah, pebble/shingle beaches are much more of a southern and south-eastern England thing, especially places like Brighton, Eastbourne, Hastings, Dungeness, Chesil Beach, bits of Kent/Sussex/Dorset, etc.Up north — especially the North West, North Wales, Lancashire, Cumbria, Merseyside, and loads of the North East coast — you’re more likely to think of beaches as big sandy stretches. Like Formby, Crosby, Blackpool, Morecambe Bay, Southport, Tynemouth, Bamburgh, Scarborough, Whitby: very much “sand and dunes / wide beach” vibes.The difference is mostly geology and wave action. In the south, you’ve got lots of chalk/flint cliffs and strong wave sorting, so harder stones get worn into rounded pebbles and left behind. In many northern areas, glacial deposits and estuaries dump much more sand and sediment, making those huge flat sandy beaches.So yeah, your instinct is basically right: if you grew up around northern beaches, a full-on pebble beach can feel weirdly fake, like someone forgot to install the sand DLC.
>>221711586Yep got my mates Dick, Julian and Fatty to help uncover the mysteries.
>>221711605A better milf post
aboriginal mecca
>>221711622>Had to sneak my favorite inthis is the part that gets me
>>221711614ban any post with em dash chatgpt shite
am in me mams cahr
30years of work. Ive developed a way to put both socks on simultaneously. Cant say too much rn
>>221711616What happened to Golly, Woggy, and the other one?
>>221711622Got that post about the guy huffing air horn gas? Always gets a good chuckle out of me
>>221711638dont think i was trying to hide the fact it was chatfgpt mate i was sharing the information
>>221711642you just hook one end of both around your big toes and pulls them over with your hands at the same time
>>221711586HAVE YOU EVEREVER FELT LIKE THISSTRANGE THING HAPPENARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST
>>221711650Oh yeah they're all here too. We're called the famous secret finder-outers twenty three
>>221711657no I lost that pic but it's an old favourite lol
got that geometry dash song stuck in my head even though ive never played it
0 tickets in my queue0 meetings bookedguess i'll go outside then
>>221711690threeis a spastic numbahyes it isit's a spastic numbah
BUTTOCKS
>>221711711>>221711711>>221711711
>>221711678For everyone's enjoyment
Off tae bed isn't it
