Party Rings edition
>>221715232love these even though they are a bit shit
everyone say "good morning Glenda"
>89% of the worlds population have never travelled abroad
must be grim being one of prout's sons growing up on an estate>yeah so basically me old man got bummed by a dog because nabils on wheels turned up and threatened him with the fat slags off of viz
ooh so the bipolar cronem just got released from hmp belmarsh yeah? only wearing some clarted slides and everlast trackies yeah? oh dear…
Need to get my gran something for her birthday what should I get her?>haha get her a dildo bradley fart poo scream sex arse poo sexRight now that's out the way what can I actually get her though?
>>221715285grandkids
>>221715285get her a dildo bradley fart poo scream sex arse poo sex crisps
>>221715285photo album of all her loved ones
>>221715285chocolate willy from hull fair
>>221715301scr
>>221715247the dogberg sleeping in my lap rnshe likes me to make a little bed by bending my legs outward under a blanket
>>221715315you should eat her.
LOVE being an annoying smartarseLOVE not taking any of your posts seriously regardless of how many >inb4 you put on them
Had a fucking pigeonberg literally fly into my bedroom this morning through my open window at 7amNoise of the fucker hitting and knocking everything overWhat a palava to get it out. Just thankful it didn't shit absolutely everywhere
for me it's scottish nationalist girls who choose to live in london and lick english men's bumholes
>>221715315thats a fine looking dogberg
>>221715232fucking love these
Blackpool away in the first round of the Carabao Cup today on my fifa manager mode playthrough. The newly revamped Barnsley team will be looking to get a long run in this tournament
>>221715315both my catbergs enjoy sleeping on my chest
>>221715345>thats a fine looking dogberg
did/does your mum make you pay rent?
>UK radio station apologises for accidentally announcing death of King Charles>The erroneous announcement was made on Tuesday afternoon due to a computer error at Radio Caroline’s main studio in Essex.>Station manager Peter Moore wrote on Facebook: “Due to a computer error at our main studio, the Death of a Monarch procedure, which all UK stations hold in readiness while hoping not to require, was accidentally activated on Tuesday afternoon (19 May), mistakenly announcing that HM the King had passed away.>“Radio Caroline then fell silent as would be required, which alerted us to restore programming and issue an on-air apology.>“We apologise to HM the king and to our listeners for any distress caused.”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INDPHAM6nAQ
>>221715285knitting setfor a high level play you could put it in a royal dansk tin, pretend you just got her biccies and then when she opens it she's all surprised
>>221715285get her some nice candles from molton brown
>>221715360did the computer graphics kick the computer graphics did they
>>221715331Saw this earlier and all the comments were as you'd expect to the point where the mum was saying not to be racist lol
>>221715366when I was living there yeah she didnot right is it
>>221715370I bet you look like that speccy cunt that gets bullied by the bash street kids
>>221715366no but i moved out at 18she did once need new windows once when i was like 13 and i loaned her a grand and she has no memory of it
>>221715364She's never fucked a dogFucking sick of this blatant lie being peddled.
>>221715364haven't been able to look at her the same way since finding actual good photos of hermad what social media can do
>>221715366I insisted and regularly offer to increase the amount I pay but she says noIt's substantially less than I'd be paying elsewhereI also pay half the bills
a ktimming set
Genuinely why have you not moved to the US yet?
>>221715428the people
>>221715403kek I bait you every timehow ironic that you have been conditioned like one of pavlov's hounds:^)
>The murder trial of two inmates accused of killing paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has collapsed after jurors raised 'concerns' while deliberating. Taff legend/nonce murdered in cold blood and fuck all will happen to the bloke who did it LMFAO!
>>221715444I don't want to spoil your fun so I'll just go with it mate
>>221715428zero skills and a dependency on my mummy (I'm only 34 so they should develop soon)
hello you absolute legends
>>221715394had a grand to spare at 13 did you?
>>221715451>LMFAOthe mulatto lad what does funny dances?
sir keiradin starmblessed
>>221715410Reminds me of Kentigern House in glasgow, a similarly ugly building. It's home to Ministry of Defence offices.
Gonna pop in and see the King lads
>>221715485could be a jew or a catholicgot a grand at least for my confirmation at 11/12 and assume jews get more for bar mitzvah
dadberg suggested lego movie for movie night tonight so we shall be watching>>221715315she is labradorable
Love it after a thorough dump when you can relax your sphincter
Call me Sir Beer Drinker because I am a beer drinker :)
Why is that Wolf mong on twitter constantly complaining about Restore Britain nowIs he ever fucking satisfied
>>221715485yeah my dad gave us £5 a week pocket money ever since i was like 7, but he put it in a bank account and even as a kid the idea of going to the bank to take out a couple of quid seemed pointless so i just let it in there for years
Alright lads how are you?
>>221715528know how it is mates jews and that always getting you down just gotta keep on trucking
wish i could have a dogberg but not allowed
>>221715390perfect eyesight actually x
>>221715546imam says no?
>>221715526>£5 a week pocket money into a bank accountAlri tarq
>>221715422what's wrong?
>>221715546rabbi says no?
>>221715515was just saying this down at the pub (while drinking beer)
too bastarding warm
>>221715574>>221715589allergic and cant go near them
had a dream the lesbian in toil was on top of me cowgirl and playing with my taint and willard last night
Should mow the garden really
>>221715612scrom
>>221715633cant wait until i have a garden and do cool shit like mowing
>>221715623get one of those hypoallergenic goldendoodles or what have you
>>221715623no white person is allergic to dogs
jobcentre appointment looms
>>221715646Yeah you can
Bought the second birthday present for my gf today.Gave her the first one last night right after shagging her. Her birthday's in two weeks, just thought it'd be funny for the bands to give her a post shag present.
uk law changed to ban landlords from rejecting tenants with dogs unless they have a valid reasonwhat's a valid reason then? you can't claim allergies because you don't live there
>>221715631cortell her about it and maybe that will cure her gayness
>>221715612normals sharing around this shit is still the most baffling thing to me
>>221715648cousin has one and i had to leave boxing day at theirs early because i couldnt breathe>>221715653am white and allergic to cats and horses too
>>221715683george floyd ahh nigga
not allergic to anything me. well, except working hard
>>221715683Brother is allergic to mammals
>>221715693im allergic to shellfish and sunlight
today I found out that there is no problem with corner shops buying big multipacks of coke and selling them individually even if the cans themselves say “not for individual resale” I always thought that would be illegal for some reason
>>221715703alri shlomo
Fun fact, if you're allergic to cats, then the slow loris is venomous to you.Uses the feld9 protein or something.
>>221715717you watched that chris spergo video didnt you
>>221715683genetic dead end
some cock and balls on that woman
Backyard is about 700sqm.Ridiculous to mow but the dogbergs love it.
>>221715701calling the bobbies on you for violating the Online Safety Act
I don't believe it. He can't post that
>>221715717>>221715727Now phonepost a reply to yourself again with the link to the videoSpamming and you don't even get paid for it
>>221715726Wouldn't mind taking part in a bukkake on these freaks.Nothing else, that'd be gay.
homelander
Any directionless lifeless worthless slug of a man in
>>221715701corrrrr
>>221715731
sensitive young man ruining his life in real time
WHERE IS THE CARETAKER
spargster is a ledge
remember that weird unlisted tom scott video where he debunks age of consent laws
>>221715717always thought that was some shit the paki shops did because they knew they could get away with it
>>221715701starmtroopers got to another
>>221715755Had one for a while but engine's kicked it so been just going at it with the Victa.
>>221715746
>>221715717it's illegal if the individual units don't have all the required health information
>>221715787done him
Corr what a lovely day naught but a shirt on
quite literally impossible to suffer in australia
sucking a Fanta pineapple & grapefruit (formerly Lilt)
>>221715787now watch the schizoid accuse you of shooping
>>221715797bluds dressed like a dinner lady
lads I'm confused. How is Starmer still PM? I voted Reform, and they won so why isn't are Nige in number 10? Undemocratic is what it is
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779452078842569.webm
>>221715801except if you get bit or stung or otherwise attacked and painfully killed by their evil freak wildlife
>>221715797No chance this is your pic lol
>>221715797how nice of you x
Wes Streeting has taken over £800,000 in political donations in the past yearOver 60% of which are from firms lobbying to privatise healthcareAnd another 25% from the Israel lobby - 20% of his donations come from a single British Zionist activist billionaire Wes Streeting has sold all private NHS data - not even in an anonymised format - to Palantir, an AI weapons developer ran by zionist, fascist, dark enlightenment, right wing accelerationist billionaires who have directly aided in the genocide of Palestinians Wes Streeting, despite being gay, has also taking donations from and met with anti-trans conversion therapy groups and TERF groups, has denied trans people's identities are legitimate, and outlawed puberty blockers, and supports the full segregation of trans people being implemented by the EHRCWes Streeting is also close personal friends with fellow homosexual Peter Mandelson, who leaked state secrets to Epstein, was was best friends and a frequent close personal guest of Epstein.Given all of that, who couldn't possibly want Wes for PM?
>>221715823Bewildering assertion
>>221715797>naught but a shirt onAlso jeggings and virgin white socks
>>221715841read that as virgin white cocks
>>221715827All I know is who Netanyahu wants in and I have to agree
remember when leftypol thought trump was gonna buy the nhs lol
>>221715827>despite being gayClearly not one for blokes in dresses, he wants blokes shagging blokes without larping as women
>>221715247>>221715315Catberg and dogstein
>>221715403but that's the designated dogfucking mask
>>221715849LOL
nice fannois on the 'log
ziedy try not to think about cocks challenge epic fail award
>>221715871You'd know all about the proper attire for fucking dogs wouldn't you
Certain Incel man in /brit/ think they're entitled to a nice shagger life in London with a a Ross Geller style friendship group meanwhile they didn't even conquer the the social scene of their provincial town.I was the most popular lad in my sixth form, that's why moving to London wasn't optional for me.
>>221715835What are you wearing lad
>>221715857Netanyahu wants Farage or Kemi for obvious reasons
there's so much to do in tears of the kingdom. some might say too much
Problems is these days there's far too much to do any never enough time to do it in
>>221715898>the thebro got nervous and started stuttering
I was exiled from the local social scene at the earliest possible time. Age 4. Niggas did NOT like me
>>221715907Play your shit game and stop boring us about it. We are not your friends.
>>221715918post your screen time
>>221715931your screen time
>>221715906He wants Streeting as Labour leader so he can fuck Labour worse than Starmer already has. It's all with the aim of making Farage PM
>>221715901Dressing up for the Asda
>>221715907>>221715918no there's notshut up
>>221715931Yeah because normal people use a fucking stop watch to monitor how long they use phones, PC, TV every day.Mongo freakazoid.
it's a bit hot
>>221715907preferred toil of the wild me as it was a bit smaller in scale but still lots to do
>>221715960spaino in 40 years wishing he'd made more rorke posts
>>221715960ktim
>>221715963yes they do
>>221715907i liked going in caves and also finding legacy armour sets in the depths
nigga's name is Elizabeth
dvde the hvvkvn nvrmies dvde
>>221715954aww
love love love LOVE the concept of don't starve but i play for about 10 minutes and get boredthen go back to loving the concept and wanting to play
>>221715898okie dokie
Playing a game called Wuchang Fallen Feathers
>>221715995elizabeth is a nice name :)
>>221716016Any good?
>>221715954Oh is it a shirt I thought it was a coat
>>221715991>the depthsnever really enjoyed down there for some reason sky islands were funberg though
>>221715960More like you'll always sleep alone
>>221716027Yeah it's alright
Business idea: lewd video games from a aaa studio
and those small boat cronem are they loitering and chewing khat again yeah? lovely xx
>>221715954one of your buttons is undone
>>221715960Ey Bazza....Bazza mate.. wake up.Well, we 'ad a little chat with Norf F.C, told 'em how you been to every Norf F.C match and yer' their most loyal supporter..They sent Ngubu... He's actually fookin' 'ere mate open yer eyes. Ngubu, Mbwembe, Bolwe and Mtuba! They're here mate, they want to thank ya, they want to thank yer for yer supportBazza....Bazza...?
Im playing a fantastic computer game atm but i shant divulge what it is in case one of you malcontents spoils it for me
Bloke is a Star Wars "rebel scum" T-shirt and initially I thought it said bear cum
>>221715693I'm allergic to working hard but still do itMust be mad
>>221716055You have a good meeting earlier then Michael?
>>221716072might want to go to specsavers mate
>>221716062Phil dies at the end
once again I am denied a comfy lunch break sat alone in my car because it's too hot
>>221716062The princess is always in another castle but you eventually get to save her right at the end
>>221716040Wow thanks for the insight
It's bye election day today!Wahey!I get to vote for our gal Míde!
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on Sky Sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ...
i'm allergic to latex hehehe
>>221716127LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221716062dutch betrays the gang and arthur dies of lung aids
>>221716116Air con on
>>221716127why does he drink so much non-alcoholic beer?
>>221716148i said the game is fantastic. RDR is boring
>>221716127the fisherman fuel shortage has hit the care home sector i see
>>221716127do they give him any proper booze or what?
just used fluid dynamics to cool my car in seconds, allowing me to eat alone in peace and return to work ready to learn and earn.
sturdy aah womanlove it
they're right you know
>>221716093No I think you'll find it looked very similar
>>221715693Big fan of bees me, always leave em be and help em out whenever I can, but I do wonder sometimes what would happen if I got stung by one and found out then and there that I'm deadly allergic to them. Never been stung by one before you see.
>>221716194playing rugby at uni led to abuse of my arse via hazing
t
>>221716207timmy moment
o
>>221716207no you got raped… sorry
>>221716188you've had a dynamic amount of fluid spunked up your arse
I have a large knife.
>>221716180yes
nosebeer man just sent me a marketing message
>>221716252LOL
family never stop talking about fucking kickball shut the FUCK UUUUUP
>>221716256He looks well
>>221716270few ciders and a bag in this weather coare thats good
>>221716256he looks so monged out there worse than i will at 10pm later
Abusing my cock and balls to the JAV
theyre shifting in their seatssnapchats stacking up
Bumped into the English nerd I sometimes wank to in town earlier.Guess that's the plan for the afternoon.
does cocaine expire
tuna sandwich scoffed
We might hit a solar electricity production record...
>>221716122You're welcome friend c:
quite embarrassing being dead
whoopi goldberg
>>221716342if exposed to air it will lose potency over time but if stored correctly it will last years
might start dressing like the report of the week
>>221716356woke nonsense. drill baby drill
>>221716362why not just use 4G
>>221716371Uh oh boner alert
>>221716356
>>221716362fair play, from a boat enthusiast
>>221716394Illegal can crash the plane init
mad how there arent any gay footballers
if I’ve been banned multiple times will that affect my janitor application or do they not know ?
going for a run
bulgarian lady that won eurovision has a couple of massive cannons
>>221716400That is from Starmer putting immigrants into furnaces to reduce net immigration
>>221716480they dont seem that large
>>221716497Sir Biomass Incinerator
>>221716480zoomzooms call mosquito bites huge cannons
HATE negronis
>>221716453who are you running from and why
>>221716580im running from myself
smack that all on the floor
>>221716580Gay thoughts
what cologne should i get?
>>221716592smack that give me some more
one more hour goodness me i cant!!!
>>221716646Ask your mates
>>221716659why?
Can't wait for you lot to cry over the football posts during the World Cup. CAN NOT WAIT!
>>221716646> cologneinteresting choice of words
>>221715285>>221715308This is a good ideaIf you can hunt out some old negatives and have them redeveloped with current technology you could get some huge improvements over ones printed decades ago
>>221716711why?
>>221716371screamingis that real? why isn't he wearing pants
>>221716646CREED Virgin Island WaterScent of the Summer
>>221716690are we in for a repeat of the it's coming home gear or are you guys mentally broken at this point?
>>221716729i love citrus but i dont like sweet or coconut in a fragrance.
>>221716744Versace Eros Energy is fun and cheap Aventus clone then
>>221716729also known as eau d’epstein in the fragrance community
>>221716729named it after you did they?
Appointment with Dr Puxhit later
>>221716760no thanks
>>221716762Oh, oh that-*stifles laughter*That's not on mate..*laughs hysterically*
*watches*
>>221716737why did you delete the image
Hot dog at Evesham United £2
>>221716772The fear zoomers have with hair loss is getting pathetic
>>221716737>rhesus genedon't all humans have thatand most animals have a variant
>>221716802I didn't mean to post it, it just attached for some reason after I posted it in my racebait post >>221716437
>>221716818looks about the same size as my penis
>don't all humans have that>and most animals have a variant
had 3 ibuprofen and still feel sickSICK of being hangover
>>221716862do a cheeky taccy chunder
remove these chains and say it again
>>221716860ktimtbf
the more things change the more things stay the same
/brit/ for 10 million would you allow yourself to be falsely charged for being a nonce and having to survive a year in jail?
>>221715232Yes I am at 23 years old I am a complete fuck up of a human being >Failed college because I needed money and I couldn't afford to go anymore after my car broke down >Tried to get into a healthcare program by completing the CNA >My car breaks down again and I get stuck working a roofing job with no way out >Get sick >Fail program >Suck at roofing >Wasn't good at anything after 3 months >Right now jobless >Unable to find work >Dreams of the medical lab tech are gone >Kicked out of house >Called worthless and a fuck up by dadShould I just end it I have given up on my dreams
>>221716896why on earth would i pay 10 million for that
>>221716889baka this is what the wokeradi want to allow
>diet all week>weekend comes>drink about 6000 calories of booze>no net weight change
fuck off!
>>221716908get a backpack and some camping gear and just walk up and down and across the country
>>221716896does everybody know what I was charged for? or do I have a chance to blag it
>>221716938work pays for my tokens and they're basically unlimited, never even got close to using them
>>221716908literally all of these are only a problem because you're American
>>221715285get her shagged.
>>221716938Claude need some time off massa
>>221716908mental how your life is so dependent on having a car
never see a man with a briefcase nowadays
>>221716960haha yeah....;_;
ok claude open missav.ws and search for lactation
>>221716951How will I know you stupid cunt? You get sentenced the rest is on you
mad how yanks call stag do's bachelor parties. boring!
>>221716876should have done it this morningtoo late now
>>221716955I don't actually work in software or any of that, I'm just building something. Seems a bit farcical that companies pay their workers to burn tokens for no reason other than hitting arbitrary AI usage KPIs yet when I, a well-meaning white man with an IQ above 120, need to use it to do my bidding I have to wait.
>>221717058>>221717058>>221717058
>>221717023right now I don't fancy playingjust ruin everything you do
>>221717033this man works at ASDA
>>221716908Yank moment
>>221716862Try 20
