>>221733541
you know they give prisoners PS4s in scandinavia
mental

>>221733594
This sounds way less impressive than it was 10 years ago. What can they play on a PS4 nowadays? Euro Bus Simulator? lmao, at least give them a PS5 o algo.

>>221733541
i went to a favela and nothing happened

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>>221733708
Good heaven this is a palace!

>>221733708
I feel these are for petty offenders
Do outright murderers get this shit too?

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>>221733824
That's a cell in Kumla. High risk/violent criminals etc.
They get nothing other than that cell. No tv, no consoles, nothing.
Pic is what a normal cell looks like in an average prison.
You get to share it with Abdul.

>>221733824
>Do outright murderers get this shit too?
Yes. Now what ?

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>>221733881
So I can remove kebab and get a cushy cell to myself?
Whats the catch?

>>221733648
There are few great games that are available on PS5 but not PS4.

>>221733893
You have to record or produce music for a Swedish (or Norwegian) record label to sell.

>>221733946
I play guitar
Sign me up

>>221733893
>Whats the catch?
You get to sit and rot in a cell with zero entertainment for 15-20 years. Have fun I guess. Must be paradise compared to living the USA considering how much you people jerk off over our prisons.

British prisons are the worst for this. Even the most horrible, violent criminals, get a PS8, GTA 11, Elden Ring 5, the lot.
Three full meals a day prepared by a private chef, if they don't like the meal they get a new one made, all ingredients are organic and locally sourced.
They also get a free university education and have case workers there organise them 6 figure jobs for when they get out. And that's the UNLUCKY ones. The lucky ones (most of them) just get set up with a pension of 6 figures for the rest of their lives, without having to do any work for it, because of the trauma caused them by going to prison.
Disgusting, truly.

>>221733960
Atleast I'd know my lot in life
I'm an aimless 30 year old which is way too late to be aimless

>>221734059
Well you see here in Sweden we don't need to go to prison to have an ok life.
You can just NEET and keep your freedom, have your own apartment and money to spend on whatever.

I will never understand the instant "I WANT THAT" when being shown the absolute bare minimum for human living conditions. You guys make it sound like 99% of everyone in your countries are fucking homeless.

>>221734013
Don't forget they get to fuck female prison guards.

we shouldn't be locking people up in prisons desu, it's kinda inhumane

>>221734092
Our social programs suck
All of them have so much red tape around them unless you're 70 and even then medicare isn't even free

>>221734108
No that's not true, you must be confusing that with something else.
What actually happens is, they get high class prostitutes imported, daily, as many times as they want.

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>>221734126
Inmates have posted videos to social media of them fucking the guards.

>>221734117
Depends on the state but yeah. They're generally not fantastic

>>221734126
You're full of shit. I was in British prison. We only ever got mid-grade street tier prostitutes.

>>221733541
Brutal thirdworldpill. I could be a law abiding citizen and I'd still have the living standards of a pig whose purpose is to the slaughterhouse.

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My friend has been in a Swedish prison for the past year so I want to write him a letter. What do I say without sounding insensitive?

>>221733648
Better question would be what would they play on a ps5 that they cant play on a ps4 and wether its worth it.

>>221737550
What's he in for?

>>221738304
Drug dealing among others, they found firearms at his place too.

Is it true that Europeans don't even get prison-raped? How is that possible? This is the US standard:

>First of all - right - if he's a newcomer - right - I want him to suck my ass with jelly. What they call "tossin' salad." That's the slang word - tossin' salad. It means "suckin' my ass," right? With jelly, or without jelly, some people use syrup. I prefer a guy to use jelly, right?

>I will reach my climate. Right? I will automatic get hard. Right? I will - you know - cum, automatically, if he's suckin' my ass for about ten minutes or longer, right? It's a sensation feeling, and it makes you feel real good.

>Most all gays do that. You know what I'm sayin'. They like guys to suck they ass. It's just like a pussy. Right, but the only different is, it's not a pussy, right, it's clean, the person's decent, the person know that that's an asshole, but, in mind, you lookin' at it as a pussy, because, he's in prison, so... toss my salad. Let him eat me; you know... and we straight. That's it.

>The most hazardous thing in prison life, is bein' debt over drugs. It can get you killt, or raped - one or the other. You can't pay. I had one opportunity where three guys... two of 'em owed me money. Right? So I knew I couldn't get them together.

>So what I did, I got one, one day, on a Saturday... I sucked his dick in the closet. You know I'm sayin', I sucked his dick, you know, I had his pants down, he helpless. That's it. He helpless. Right? His dick hard. I'm suckin' on it, right? I came right up and I cut him. And that's why I left him in the closet.

>He didn't tell - cuz' he couldn't 'splain... how could he 'splain that a faggot suckin' his dick can come up and cut him? He COULDN'T essplain dat! There's no way in hell he could explain it to the administration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmAuExCoPKo

>>221733541
doubt it. a cild rapist is a low security prisoner and you do not want to be one here. its 8 bed rooms, you make pallets all day. your bed will accidentally be peed on every day and you will accidentally get shot with nail guns. doubt swedish prisons is much different.

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>>221733541
French prisons are overcrowded and dirty

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>>221739779
high security prisoners here serve in single cells so there is none to rape. this also drives thirdies crazy, the solitide, the lonelyness, they cant stand it. low security prisons are full of drunk drivers, speeders, smugglers etc. they cant stand faggotry, you get your ass handed to you for even thinking about doing it there.

>>221733541
Nordcucks rewarding criminals with a free stay in an all inclusive hotel.
Criminials must be punished and tortured.

>>221740246
That's good. Fuck criminals.

>>221740460
You should try staying in one if it's so wonderful.

>>221740460
read my post.

>>221733594
Pretty sure they only get a PS2. Breivik complained to human rights tribunal for his lack of PS3

>>221733960
>You get to sit and rot in a cell with zero entertainment for 15-20 years
X to doubt. At least here you're unlikely to get 15 years even for a triple murder. And even the most deranged psycho killers get vacations from prison anyway

>>221740064
I doubt that. Pretty sure kiddy diddlers are sent to a separate ward to protect them

>>221737550
"If you can't do the time, don't commit the heckin' crime"

>>221737550
Abdul problems