australian women edition
>>221736591booooo
clean that shit up wagie
>>221736608
>>221736624BBC
>>221736610leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>221736610one of johnson's engineers
>>221736634YouareaGay !!
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>221736610>pay a relative fortune and risk your life travelling hundreds of miles to Britain just to act like a stroppy teenager in tesco
I knew a chef down on Sycamore StreetHe made a mean pea soupHe caught down syndrome from a toilet seatAnd now he eats his own poop
82 dead chinks
the pacific north west looks peng
>>22173667860 million people die a year
>>221736570Daffy's a bi but you're a gold star gaybo
>>221736680frasiermong just ripped his fucking shaft clean off
>>221736680me in the helicopter
maybe its just me but... theres something hot about bugs bunny
more like the pengcific pengwest
any green man in?
thinking about tottenham and crying
>>221736714love most green things
>>221736714larping as the face on a bottle of citra ipa
went into my living room for a second and it smells a bit gross in there
the satisfying downfall of rorke
Wait a minute...*Puts a picture of Bugs next to a picture of Lola on the corkboard**Draws red lipstick and blush on bugs**Coffee cup drops out of my hand, showing the manufacturer's name**Rabbit Trap Industries*
>>221736717Take solace in the fact that if you died today and your body began to seep into your mattress the effect on tottenham hotspur football club would be negligible if it was even measurable at all
>>221736774how's being 14yo working out for you mate
Did Ed Miliband ever figure our how to eat a sandwich?
>>221736795hows crying over a soulless shit football club going for you mate
>>221736591>>221736624SSC [1] only [1] Small Shota Cock
kek who is posting this shite
>>22173680310/10 in bongland
dont really miss smashing drugs but pills were always fucking amazing tbqhwyl
>>221736809first day on 4chan is it
bombaclart
hello
Need to screw Emma Watson doggystyle. Just gazing into her pooey bumhole would be enough to send me over the edge.
>>221736936hej horseberg
>>221736680My region
>>221736789both looks scottish
>>221736936how often do you wash your horses penis
>>221736976yeah I can see what you mean
feel groggy
umothy james byrne in my rented flat in high wycombe here
rorke waking up
>>221736591the best anglos
>>221737008get a brew down ya
going to play some video gamees then go for a walk
>>221737040meanwhile finbar... not so much
>>221737040scream
>>221737044wish she was my mum x
Awoken with a hangover. This situation calls for painkillers and a large procession of eggs into the old mouth hole. Nothing to be done but to do it.
getdown services keep getting recommended to me on spotfy and i hate them
>umothy
>>221737082get the streets on
>>221737082ant and dec let themselves go
https://youtu.be/avht0vRipkY?t=123Just took this picture a couple hours ago lads
>>221737097Looks very pnw
louisiananow that's a state
>>221737106A state best avoided x
>>221736844still fuming over this are you >>221712177
got the stargate on
need a new roguelite to occupy my time
>>221737132play balatro
>>221737117You can't get any woman to fuck you being a bbc lover. You might as well get tranny surgery.
i too would love to visit the PNW. the gentle green mossy scenery would be a nice change from ugly harsh gum tree bush
>>221737117You should blow your head clean off.
>>221737152I hate desert climates so much bro
>>221737134is that the one where you're a gay in the 90s
>>221737134I haveit's ok
just spent 70 fucking quid in Sainsbury's. IT NOT RIGHT
bumming a lad in his arse
>>221737191it's the only roguelite I actually like, all the others just feel like a cheap way to add length to the game
>>221736944ugly smelly slag
>>221737202This is why always make it a point to steal atleast 1 thing when I do my weekly shop. If they are gonna rape me I’m gonna get something from it
God it's a hard life isn't it
ok that’s it im locking in starting today no more drinking no more over eating I still have time to get beach body before summer
>>221737305good idea, might start eating things as I walk around, nice bit of smoked mackerel mabye
>>221737346you'll do nottin
cloudy up norf
>>221737363no it's not
>>221737330life on neoliberalism :)
roasting daan saaf
>>221737368I mean beyond the wall.
nerd gf, I deserve one
>>221737373Kill yourself
>>221737397probably just need a shag
>>221737413do you reckon youll delete your webm collection before you die or will someone inherit it
>>221737411you ok zack?
Does eating liver heal your liver
>>221737453nostop boozing
>>221737451Kill yourself
Two hash browns please
>>221737453From one struggler to another, the only food you need to start eating today is beets. Go to your grocery store and buy beets, steam them, eat the greens, put them in salads. They're a miracle food for a shoddy liver.
normal people1+1+1=3christians1+1+1=1
>>221737453Short term NAC will. My liver enzymes were sky high once and had to be hospitalized. They gave me an IV of the stuff and my numbers plummeted
>>221737486Normal people:Atheists: THERE'S NO GOD AAAAAA
>>221737486interesting take but please think of the anons menthol elves :(
>>221737486is my arm, leg and head 3 seperate beings or part of one whole?
>>221737508Eat dirt
fucked up in the crib
>>221737522Ah oof ow. This is horrible.
need to sort my bastard fucking shit nigger incel life out. I'll start by washing my towels
>>221737536sipping dr perky
>>221737501Roasted that hatwearing freak harder than Satan will after he dies
>>221737524THERE IS NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
omelette for lunch, sausages for dinner
erm... moohttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779513876490580.jpg
>>221737572How so
>>221737572I accept your concession.
>>221737524god is indivisible
and the latest from tim?
>>221737522had to stop watching immediately just as it was about to get fucked up like it was some awful gore video
>>221737522mmhmm
>>221737613god can do anything
Can any aussiecunts here recommend me theseare they good?
sat in the sofa, observing catberg
>>221737613>God is indivisible>I've sorted God out into 3 major operating unitsYour head, a wobble. Arrange it.
any of you grow up in council estates or housing schemes? what was the experience like?
>>221737557lol ty Bruce
>>221737641hate those disgusting leather couches
>>221737602I'm now convinced there is a god
>>221737654got two of them, a gift from the missus’ nan so they were dislike them too
>>221737654>>221737669what's wrong with them? look alri to me
>>221736789seen this one beforeits two gays today
>>221737643yeah, alri
>>221737640Pastie is probably the right mix of exotic and familiar for a thai palate that you'll enjoy it no matter how much the oven grangles it whereas things could go very wrong with the pois
>>221737679you can tell from their faces alone that they're gay, why is that a thing?
>>221737678stain easy and if you fall asleep on them in hot weather have fun peeling yourself off it
>>221737687did you fight anyone?
>>221737679I know I don't bother posting the gay ones because no one gives a shit about gay 'dating'.Oh the two poofs met, shagged then never saw one another again did they what a shocking outcome who could have predicted this
>>221737694Is it because they're smiling
GOD IS A TRANNY
gay fag homosexuals
im such a fat cunt oh my days i ate 6 pieces of fried chicken
>>221737730you called?
>>221737694reckon being molested changes you on a genetic level
Coffee tastes so much better when it's fresh, just opened a new bag of ground beans because I can't be fucked to grind my own coffee, but by the time I get to the bottom of it it'll be largely stale and still nice but noticeably worse. Curses!
the possibilities are endless on such a lovely day
>>221737678just a bit odd to me leather couches, like a relic of a bygone era
>>221737691alri thanks, just bought the sausage roll one. i will try the pasties next time
>>221737735I ate 250g of pasta and a whole pack of party rings last night
>>221737735ktim, had two meals for chicken shop yesterday>>221737745do you keep it in the fridge?
jesus having a melty at the bank
>>221737735This morning? Or drunkenly last night? Either way sort your act out lad.
>>221737772Reports of an antisemitic attack in the high street
>>221737781Why you acting like 6 pieces of chicken is a lot you fucking gimp
rorkesheed eyeing up a goat
>>221737770No in the cupboard, recommend fridging or freezing it to retain freshness?
>>221737781last night before bed
Mashallah god is great
>>221737799Chumba wumba alert
>>221737813Farts and shit come from that.
>>221737803yeah keep it in the fridge
in the i'm on a boat song, t pain says he fucked a mermaid but where did he put his willy because they don't have fannies do they
>>221737845in her fish bum
I claim you in the name of poo!
so basically jesus didnt understand interest rates
>>221737833Alright will give it a go cheers
10km runtoil on the cards thsi morning i reckon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XeUtXCEb4cY
>>221737868fuck off fit healthy lad, hate you
dont know why everybody rates Unforgiven, was a pretty stale and formulaic western and nowhere near clint eastwoods best
>>221737868good laddid 8km myself first thing before it gets too hot
>Fartth and thyit come out of that
gf rambling on about dr who again
>>221737890dr who?
>>221737804We've all been there
>>221737882Ah, but I said "come from that", not "come out of that". You have egg on your face now Brucey boy.
>>221737904yeah dr who
>>221737868There is no scientific evidence to suggest running around aimlessly for hours outside has any health benefits. To the contrary, there is evidence that the unnecessary strain on the leg joints causes long term damage
Flystein doing his best to wind up me and dogberg while we're trying to have a nice relaxing Saturday morn. Hate these cunts.
>>221737910done him
Billie Piper as the Doctor is giving real AGP energy
aussiemong making a fool of himself again yeah
you ever been so drunk you shit the bed in your sleep and wake up to dried shit on your bedsheets and leg
>>221737935no mateno i havent
I love big fat meaty pussy lips that I can suck into my mouth
>>221737935no, not me, can't imagine that's a common occurrence
>>221737759Never seen a more effective scrubbing effort than the one executed for GDP vids. Almost impossible to stream
>>22173791410k isnt "hours" for me, you must be incredibly fat
>>221737935Never shat meself whilst sleeping but I've certainly woken up with a chunder coating a few times
>>221737935No but I have had this experience with vomit
>>221737912yeah who?
>>221737954You will be in a wheelchair by the time you're 50.
>>221737935I quit boozing after the last time I shit the bed while drunk. no way for a man to live
>>221737965The doctor from doctor who
>>221737968fat
basically gave up on life when i was about 24
>>221737925shot many ropes to her as rose
>>221737968Lol raging
>>22173798827 me, but had another go at 34
>>221737890what's she saying?
>>221737976I don't care how long it takes to run 10k and I dont know because I'm not mong enough to have tried like you. Missing the point though, I accept your concession.
Never had sex or been on a date but I'm only 33 (thirty-three) so there's still time for me.
>>221738006talking about the dalek book
>>221737993>samefaggingthats you done
>>221737994Gonna take dogbergstein out for a stroll 'pon the Sussex downs
>>221738011you’re still young and spry lad don’t worry
>>221737988Bit early isnt it? Most people die inside at 30
>>221738013just say "remember dizzy Dalek haha"
>>221738021and the b stand for BIDEN *crowd goes crazy*
>>221737994what did you change
>>221738021A lot of his sheep supporters, sure
>>221738019oh shit you're near me
*does a think*
molly ploofkins
Going to see a female comedian at Brighton fringe fest this evening for a mates birthday. I fear it is going to be dreadful.
stomp crap hey
>>221738038got a job, started trying to be social at work, started talking to my mates again, saving moneyx
>>221738051my name is think it's really nice to meet you
>>221738042you got them
need to find somewhere to unload my free roblox skin code
big rosie jones fan, me
>>221738053what if she pulled down her skirt and spread her arse on stage?
>stomp clap heyzoomers have invented a genre of music that never existed outside a meme youtube video
>>221738079grow up
>>221738079Yeah I reckon I'd probably enjoy that a bit
>>221738083The Lumineere
is this easy bro
ooooo twitter screenshot!!
>>221738072same, i liked india reynolds and lacey banghard as well
>>221738096im bald m8
>>221737935no but ive pissed the bed many a time
Foxberg having a nap in neighbourinos unkempt garden
>>221738110Cute
rorke calling himself a baby-daddy
I LOVE BRITAIN
https://youtu.be/AWiq-0rf_bA?t=38
>>221738083I'm a millennial and my favorite bands are Black Sabbath and Slayer. Can't be arsed about protecting millennial music, most of it was douchy and made by hipsters.
how do you reach the age of 33 without ever having sex or been on a date?
>>221738096recessed jaw. it's over for him
>>221738130based black sabbath enjoyer
groomingtoil starts now, off to sisterberg’s in a minute for her moving in “party”
>>221738096that's like £500 a year on haircuts
>>221738141\m/
>>221738126*blasts you with british aura*
>>221738096based Chad
>>221738110think he might be dead mate
swedish grooming gang
>>221738130>Black Sabbath and Slayergood lad. Die Young is my favourite for Black Sabbath. Its true soylennial music as far as I remember was just Alt J and Mumford and Sons.
>>221738083
powerful
>>221738158has to be his fetish
>>221738159Nah he alreet, been up and about pissing off dogberg already this morning.
>>221738166I think this may just be a case of an autistic sperg with no self-awareness accidentally projecting a few songs he heard himself and coming to the conclusion its all the same
>>221738158I mean that's all well and good but she's had her tongue up a bloke's arse 2 hours ago then swallowed his cum, so it's not quite like she's coming home as though it was a day at the office.
>>221738158seems like a nice lass, glad she's finally found the one xxx
>>221738176>sex toil
time for a wank*launches Pragmata*
>>221738185that's how I treat the birds at my officex
>>221738176they'll happily claim bennies for their made up mental disabilities but aren't satisfied with using the disabled toilet. curious
>>221738197:/
>>221738197PrUMata more like
poo toilet
>>221738185sam lipsing next man's dung
there's a gender neutral bathroom in my house. woke gone mad :/
the toddler robot flashing its knickers is essential to the story
'Ee 'appen I'll 'ave a barm ceeeek with lots o' chips an' Henderson's relish
>>221738180foxes shouldn't be up in the day
and what bangers have zoomers made so far in music pray tell?
>>221738247None, but one good movie
just united the kingdom
other day Employed Woman was saying occasionally she'll be out and about and nip into one of the women's loos, drop her leggings and stroke out a gooey load onto the toilet seat. She was saying it's pretty normal and natural behaviour and common among transwomen. They don't always have time to wipe the seat down after so if it means the next woman in there ends up sitting on cooling gobs of fresh spunk that's just all part of accepting the different (yet valid) experiences of transwomen.
>>221738234>Shitting where a femoid's done her businesspoof
>>221738259what movie is that?
>>221738260*gospel music*AAAAAAAAAA TOMMY TOMMYTOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROB-EN-SEN
Let's be honest lads, everyone who voted tory in 2019 is responsible for the Boriswave.Who's a good little rightoid kikeslave? Yes you are!
>>221738242Foxes don't have to conform to your rules
>>221738281How can you be responsible for voting for a government that simply lied later on and did the opposite of what you wanted? Use your brain next time leftymong
>>221738247https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
gayness gays and homosexualitywell?
>>221738291Banger, but quebec hipsters in their 30s. Thats another soylennial W
In 2019 I voted for the Lib Dems
10% battery
>>221738268Obsession https://youtu.be/8BMl7gyOpOEAvoid other trailers besides this teaserIt's horror kino
*slides into the thread*
>>221738289Except it was entirely obvious that they'd increase immigration to keep wages low and rents high. That is rightoidism.
any bumboclaat wasteman in
*cavorts around the thread generally making a nuisance of myself*
>>221738369That's my gimmick decoded
corrr proper enjoying seeing all these webms for a second time after having viewed them minutes ago on /tv/
>>221738352Ah yes also being pro-brexit meant boris was also anti-business and er crashed the economy lmfao were you 12 in 2019?
>>221738379that's your fault for being a multi-board user
>>221738379yeah?
>>221738400Love a big thick arse on a bint
no point leaving the house todaythere's nothing out there for men like me
How do I shag Asian prostitutes?
>>221738444Escort sites i reckon. Or go to your city's Chinatown if it has one.
>paying for sexits over for you, you cannot come back from this
>>221738444vaginally i reckon
Holy shit guys Johnny Cash has offered me his whole empire of dirt. He's saying some weird things about making me hurt but I can't believe I'm going to finally be a landowner.
>>221738459Of course you can. You can stop shagging prostitutes and get a clue and get a gf
>>221738459Paying for sex is trad.Way better than dealing with foids full time.
>>221738471nice one mate Cashy is a good lad
>>221738528>>221738528
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