ellen cannibal edition
Imagine falling off an aqueduct and dyingPretty embarrassing way to goUp there with slipping on a banana peel
ACAB
Right get the dogshit zingers youve been saving up posted
Lads help is it a 'Reform won't do anything' day or a 'Reform will kill all the brown people' day, I've lost the bit of paper
>>221742128
people hate euphoria because it reflects their own selfish yank mutt life back at them. why did they make cassie like that because you're porn brained freak. nate gets tormented by a flower on his development site and beaten for it because you're the type of person who wants to move into a development like that. you're a cunt
mad how Caribbeans fucked their way into becoming assimilated in the uk and now we got niggas like sargon of akkad who are products of that
Going for big tits but not much in the face is the exact opposite of what I’m into. Love a beautiful face, don’t care a jot about tits
wish had giant breast average face gf
>>221742134ok
>>221742121What did they think we meant by defund
I am going to go and prepare a sausage sandwich for my lunch.
dancing around the kitchen eating crisps>>221742134yeah? never seen it
Foolishly preparing to go into Brighton on bank holiday weekend during the fringe. Foolish really.
>>221742134Me? Never watched it
cant go for a walk because i have diarrhea help
super el nino looms
A big pair need to be shapely and well supported. The kind that when they wear a shirt it sticks out around their tummy. There's a good pair of big tits and then there's ones that drag along the ground, soft and gloopy. No structure.
Mad how he posted it again
>>221742178ywn splooge in her knowing she can't have babies because of her disabled ovaries
Mad how I did post that again but added the sargon part
>>221742091Mental how the fate of the world is being decided by Indians making up random shit for twitter money
Yay! More rapists
rorkeSPORT
Reckon you should optimise for the bodyYou'll fall in love with the face over time anywayGet the body sorted
>>221742121Based
>>221742182Agree with this and would also like to add density. Big titties that give like a deflated balloon are depressing, I want some heft and I want resistance when I'm kneading them furiously.
>>221742178
>>221742216get them in
>>221742178lovely lady
>>221742216We solved the boats problem like a decade ago, what's wrong with poms. Just put them on a rock in the North Sea (iceland)
all breasts are beautiful
>>221742216How long until the Met Office add migrants levels to the forecast
>>221742091she moved to the cotswolds for a few months and then moved back because it was too boring lol
very rare to find a woman with a great arse and great tits its usually one or the other or none
if random bengalis can join reform and make money from crypto billionaire donations, what's stoping you lot? it's easy af
>>221742248ok
got a stiffy
>>221742224No. If there’s nothing in the face I can’t do it. Would not be able to perform. My favourite position is missionary followed by cowgirl. I want to look at her face and watch her look at me
only care about their face desu
She said she was Persian and started speaking Farsiii (8)I don't know what's up with me lately, lately... (8)
Yellow warning for Somalis next week
yeah I said to alysa when she asked if I want gravy
in scottish prisons, BEAST is code word for pedophile, rapist, women beater etc
the world would be a better place without them
favourite slang term for the penis?
Facecels would turn down a butterface with a smoking hot bodyThat's how you know they're closeted.
Nordics have the right and the duty to conquer this planet.
>>221742216>hundredsOh my god… oh my fucking god HUNDREDS????!!! You’re telling me hundreds of people have just arrived illegally and now will be immediately detained???!!!! This is a much bigger story than the 800,000 legal Indians we get every year
cycle toil donefried eggs down the hatchcider in the fridgeit lush
>>221742282winky
>>221742260YJK they're roadmen only
Can't be doing with 'honourable' criminals>Haha yeah I killed 15 blokes, loved killing them, FUCKING HATE wifebeaters though
>>221742282Nobber
>>221742236Would be racist to stop these future NHS workers
literally just kill yourself broI hate this fucking country America please take me Donald trump please take me I promise I’m a grafter
>>221742320my favourite is when a rapist murderer cannibal kills some nonce in prison and gets treated as a hero
san pellegrino and lots of ice currently getting sucked hard
mintmintmint
give me a film to watch NOW
>>221742287East Asians are the most ascended peoples
>>221742282san pellegrino and lots of ice
None of my t-shirts fit any more
Expensive fizzy water is it
>>221742360ok?
>>221742348blue is the warmest colour
>>221742348Gallipoli 1981or Breaker Morant 1980
having sugary and milky coffee rather than the usual black. just in that kind of mood
>>221742266so this is diego then
>>221742236Literally an island in the middle of fuckinf nowhere on the other side of the planet.There is 26 miles between Dover and Calais can you not understand how it’s different ?
>>221742375don't need to wank my willy thanksx
>>221742384Okay
>>221742390Doesn't the UK have one of the most powerful navy's in the world? Just park a few warships off the coast and send them on to Iceland. That's how we did it.
>>221742236that's racist, mate
>>221742346should use these as a blow dart on women and drag them back to your lair
any fillums?
>>221742402fuck yourself you fat yank bastard
>>221742405no we have about 3 functional ships
>>221742405bro thinks it's 1914
Lifttoil looms but it's so fucking hot I feel like putting it off, or maybe I just do a lighter lifttoil instead
blud actually follows GBNews :skull:
hottest day of the year
going to do my saturday fly on microsoft flight simdubs decides the route
good (you) harvesters:>any film recommendations?>go on then, post the webm
lea seydoux sexy
Get the £5.50 pint of Madri pouredGet the generic pop music playedGet the football on with no sound
mall santa had a colostomy bag under his vest filled with shit and gas, I thought it was his sack of gifts off to the side above his groin, I reached under and popped that bag right open, hands all shitty and noxious fumes filling the mall galleria...i cried for 5 hours hyperventilating
>>221742360getting some in sainsburys later
The weather is saying that Glasgow will be green again tonight
>immigration hateTranslated>I can't compete in the modern dating market
israel have kidnapped the irish president's sister and the irish have responded bravely by... making twitter posts and putting palestine flags up
>>221742428Cardiff to Heathrow
>>221742429i ask for film recs all the time any never get any
>>221742428LaGuardia straight into Manhattan
The strong consume the weak! The fittest survive! Excellence is victorious while inferiority is defeated! This is the providence of the universe! Human society is no exception. When the number of aberrations exceeds a critical mass, society loses its vitality and declines into weakness. My ardent desire is for humanity's everlasting prosperity. Therefore, the elimination of those elements that would weaken humanity as a species is my holy obligation as ruler of humanity.
>>221742405Nigga stop fucking embarrassing yourself
>>221742428donegal to beijing
how do mall santas avoid being erect all the time?
>>221742431Best Bond girl 2bh
>>221742429I do actually want film recs when I post that THOUGHif I just sort by seeds on piracy websites I get dogshit like this
No-one has ever watched a suggested film after asking for recsIt's never happened ever
>>221742431She's black only I'm afraid due to being French
>>221742416>>221742418Well that sucksGood thing I"m an Aussie so I can go to the UK, bleed it dry without giving back and then fuck off to my sunny beach paradise
>>221742471I will watch Hell Drivers one day because it looks good
>>221742428How do you play? Do you have the actual stick and thrusters or
Yeah the reason I don't have a gf is because they're all shagging 5'5" Bangladeshi Uber Eats riders
>>221742428Tehran to Tel Aviv
>>221742428the loire river
>>221742428dubrovnik to detroit
>>221742471still not watched puss in boots 1 or 2 as recommended by someone here
>>221742467That's illegal don't do that
I'll have a black martini, easy on the martini
>>221742467pirate bay in the big 2k26
talk about undeserved
>>221742483just with a console controller will upgrade my autism to sticks etc when i get a new pc in the summer
mad how mortgages are real
>>221742500it was this one and it's honestly a great movie(I've not seen Puss in Boots 1 so can't comment on that)
>>221742493she's so pretty
>>221742476Post your finest lads.
>>221742493she'd get itnot from me obviously but an athletic black man with a bbc
>>221742519What else would you do? Everyone has to save up 300k minimum cash in hand to buy a house?
>>221742511not really, who you giving it to?
Even if I somehow ended up bringing a woman home she'd take one sniff of my smelly incelgaff and run a mile
get your own films
Idea Century long mortgages
>>221742447they're only good at fighting and killing people who are genetically identical to them but follow a different denomination of christianity to them :)
>>221742511gyokeres was robbed
>>221742510>superior, free piracy download alternatives offered up in his post: 0 (zero)
>>221742429the most satisfying ones are the ones hardest to get when you send someone flying just right, the (You)s hit like drinking 2004 Sunny D in year 3
>>221742536sort yourself out fs
>>221742493BWC
>>221742521why have you watched only that one you mentaloid
>>221742546why would i recommend an illegal service?
>>221742338Stay strong anon
>>221742538kill my parents, get the house. it's shrimple and jews HATE it
IdeaMonthly long mortgages
>16C, cloudyit's another bloody scorcherino out there
Zeidy going on holiday for two weeks to Brixton is it
>>221742539They finished 3rd and he had less goal involvement than Haaland. Half was set pieces. They literally stat padding for individual awards at this point, their season has no meaning. Should be Rice, Raya or Gabriel.
>>221742476Post your finest lads
>>221742493BBC
>>221742558It's a self-contained thing. It's not like reading the second half of a book without having read the first.
Which county you lads from? Do we have representatives from all of the 48?Devon here.
Pom skin actually begins blistering and peeling in the Australian sunWeirdest shit I've ever seen, especially when it's a nice crisp 25C out.
>>221742580remind me, which do Australians have better odds on: guessing the outcome of a fair coin flip or getting skin cancer in their lifetime?
mad how you can buy a house then sell it but still get to live in it until you die also mad how you can save the deposit for a house then get a mortgage for it and rent it so that someone literally pays for your house
>>221742567what you on about?
>>221742580Not me, I wear sun cream, a longsleeve shirt and a Panama hat. That's why my skin stays smooth and pale like Cornish clotted cream.
>>221742578Essex
>>221742578want my mother's maiden name n aw cunt?
>>221742608im deaf
we need to start prosecuting crimes against the environment
>>221742578Powys
My mum told me and my sister her house would go to us in her will. But now she’s selling her house… so why can’t she just give me and my sister the proceeds now instead of waiting till she dies i dont get it
>>221742542Banks have out(played) you thereThere's generational mortgages, your grandkids take it over when you're dead
>>221742604That's why we invented sunscreen lahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztHSVvZUoU
beer: pouredgaming pc: on
need to stop eating crisps, got sausages for dinner
Can understand why they do it. Something about British accents on a bird drives me feral
>>221742605buy to let mortgages come with all kinds of conditions. >you can buy a house then sell it but still get to live in it until you die and this is a very specific scenario like selling to selling back to to family when you're old. idk what you're on about
>>221742638Then where would your mum live
>>221742631prosecute the environment for crimes against me
>>221742651corr what gayms you playing?
>>221742543They weren't even good at that. The IRA killed more catholics than any other group during the troubles
>>221742216If we left them to drown who would be upset? Their native countries who refuse to take them back? The euro counties who don't want them?Maybe they'd stop coming if they knew they weren't welcome and wouldn't be helped
>>221742642and yet...
love himx
>>221742673She didn’t live there anyway she lived with our stepdad she was renting her house out.
>>221742658how did they even accept that
>>221742675name 1
>wishing for mumberg to die because you think you're owed a windfallgrim grim grimthe dark side of middle class families
>>221742688he'll use his wise ways of science to find his way home
>>221742711hate my mumberg, want her to die
>>221742702you don't individually hand stuff over at the charity shop lad you just dump a bunch of black bags and the volunteer wagies sift through itlittle lesson for you there
Mad how I'm a qualified mortgage advisor
shout out to my white boys with motion!!
>>221742711Where did I say I wish for her to die what the fuck are you on a bout
>>221742693dont drink cider me it vile muck
my advice? get a mortgage. whoa, damn
>>221742731so they sifted through it and thought that picture was good to be sold?
>>221742705wasps, especially hornetsneed the fuckers in little wingcuffs simple as
>>221742691You're acting like we don't have almost 15 years on poms on life expectancy. You're British, you're genetic dead end bogtrotters with HP sauce for blood while Aussies are among the healthiest, strongest, smartest, tallest and most attractive people in the world. The sun won't make up the difference.
I'm a gay person
>>221742689he's a good lad
>>221742745fuck off you nonce, didn't ask, don't care, suck ya mum
>>221742762oops sorry are we moving the goalposts now? Let's not get away from your original question here: >>221742702 which asks "how did they even accept that?".If you want to discuss the charity shop's decision after accepting the item to put it up for sale, that's a separate matter. I'm not interested in that.
>>221742693dapper looking chap
Might go to /aus/ and tell them Vegemite is shit actually
>>221742766for natives only?
>>221742744don't lash out at me softladlook internallybit of soul searching for you this long weekend me thinks, doctors orders
only weird freaks use androids
>>221742816Don't do that, have some respect
rorke eating corned beef sandwiches and drinking elderflower cordial
>>221742808they are not obligated to accept whatever someone puts in a black bagthey inspected that item and accepted itthe poster is asking why
Inheritance tax should be 100%
>>221742821
>>221742828Facts. t. Android user
>>221742134watched the recent netflix thing about that idiot american teenager who killed two of her idiot friends in a car crash and they were all exactly the same breandead mystery meet zoomers as they are in euphoria
>>221742834>corned beef sandwichesthe pengest grengest
>>221742834not many do that anymore because of well, you know
>>221742824toadberg on a mad one
>>221742824ktim
took a poo in australia to show colin hay I was cool
why does 23c in the UK feel like suffering, far too hot cant get comfy like this
>>221742840>they are not obligated to accept whatever someone puts in a black bagSorry mate did you think when you drop stuff off at the charity shop in your black bags they put you in a holding cell while they sift through the entirety of the contents of your bags? Did you think you have to leave a name and address to donate to a charity shop?You've never been to a charity shop. You've never left your childhood bedroom. So wind your neck in.
>>221742828I am a weird freakwhen my plan runs out I'm switching to an obscure chinkphone that still provides a micro SD card slotgonna put grapheneOS on it too
use a cmf phone 2 pro me, it was cheap
The existence of rich people doesn't bother me at all
Mad how Marcus Aurelius was a literal philosopher king.
625k for the track plus all that land? That’s it?
this is the rhythm of the shitethe shiteoh yeahthis is the rhythm of the shite
>>221742886humidity maybe, been in 40 in oz and france and it wasn't SHIT compared to 25 here
>>221742886HumidityHouses built to keep heat inOnly happens a few times a year so we don't adjust our habits well
>>221742828frdroid apps are lush lock me up and throw away the key
>>221742899if I could travel back in time and fight anyone it would be him, would spark that cunt. father said this did he? teacher said that did he? smegomus said what did he? HEEM
>>221742899mad how he got smothered by his cowardly evil son to stop Maximus Decimus Meridius Commander of the Armies of the North and General of the Felix Legions from becoming emperor
>>221742932*calmly ignores you*
sitting here smashed laughing at my own posts
Remember summers growing up where the house heated up so much all day we'd have to take turns with the crap little fan we had to avoid passing out hahaDoesn't seem that bad these days for some reason
>>221742711my mum wanked my willy when i was 5
>>221742940Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife?
>>221742890yes that is what happens considering i worked in a charity shop during my uni daysotherwise the shop takes in more junk that doesnt sell = more trips to the tip to dispose of it
lifting weights and reading marcus aurelius by following each word with your finger is not a personality
>>221742892>chinkphone >graphene only supported on pixels atm, with maybe/maybe not plans for motorolas in the future
>>221742942ignore this*left right left right*
i dont think this has ever been tried but if theres any women on /brit/ who have boobs and a vagoo and want a boyfriend please get in touch
>>221742942Suppressing my reaction to this post
I have come to reclaim Rome for my people.
we need nick caves gladiator 2 now more than ever
>>221742958did you mate aye have to take turns with the fan to avoid passing out did you yeah?yer ma passed out because a fan didn't blow air on her yeah? What a load of drivel.
You're getting mauled by the tigers!
>>221742091So why does she go blind and others don't. Is it like a Russian roulette or a karma thing orr?
what is it about warm weather that makes mayo so appealing
>>221742994fuck you hulllad, fuck off to the bootsale, boring cunt, suck ya mum
>>221742994*does gay arm movements*
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
Who is /brit/ backing in the playoffs today?
>>221742989lol he's got you on the ropes for absolutely no reason
>>221743015boro, fuck hull, fuck hull lad
>>221742989lol mega meltdown
rhyming slang is the most retarded meme ever and boomers look at you like you're mad you've never heard someone call it that before even though with rhyming slang they could used any word that rhymes and they do so there's nothing to recall even if you had heard it before
>>221743015Boro
had such a shameful wank theregenuinely might need to go for a walk to clear my head
>>221743015hull
>>221743020it was a ludicrous thing to say, to suggest that they needed to share a fan back and forth lest they pass out due to the heatby all means use a fan and share it, but no one at any time was at any risk of passing out if they didn't have the fan blow air on them over a set time interval
Middlesbrough must be one of the most boring clubs, maybe only West Brom are more boring
watchung ben-hur (1959)
>>221743034use it all the time me, I'm the last cockney you see
having a lamb shank tonight
>>221743015hull boro cheats
Bit of dead horse on my dog eye, have a captain cook
>>221743050looking for things to be angry abouttake a breather pal x
Seems my fan story touched a nerve haha
rorke farting in his da's face to stop him from passing out
>>221743059ok see you in 4 hours
>>221743052Nonsense Shitters like Everton are way more boring
>>221743079I'll probably need some breaks to scroll tiktok and shitpost a bit
>>221742091i don't really understand white women believing that living as lesbians or bisexuals is coolthey are probably just slaves to the mass media
What goes on in Hull?
hope everton get a foreign buy out and a return to top of the table
boner of a lonely fart
having a good timex
they're not allowed to have fans on indoors in south korea without a window open because a number of people have died of korean fan death where fans slice the air molecules in such a manner that the air becomes unbreathable and anyone sleeping in the room suffocates
Mad how after next weekend there's no football until August
>>221743059more like ben-hurl haha
quick hour in the sun before getting to the football and shitposting on /sp/ with the lads
>>221743101sucked a middle aged married man off in his hotel there once when i was travelling for work
>The Union Movement (UM) was a far-right political party founded in the United Kingdom by Oswald Mosley.Umis um a dogwhistle?
£60 is a lot of money for a video game, can't justify it I'm afraid
hate when a hot slut privates her insta and it deletes all of my saved posts
might get the nirvana on
>>221742134British faggot watches show made for faggots, discovers it is clever social commentary on how those bad yanks really do be like, stunned!
>>221743121invented a fictitious gay story for umposts award
Your love, it feels so gooooodAnd that's what takes me hiiiiiighhHigher than I've been befooooreAnd your love, it keeps me aliiiiive
>>221743128paid 50 for resi 2 when I was 8, PENG
>>221743101
got sucked off by a young man in a hull hotel once, wife never found out ha!
>>221743167umhow young
>>221743160mad looking lad
£60 in 90s money for an N64 game and you didn't even know if was any good or not
>>221743128i do this and then spend that much on energy drinks every month
whoooooo remebers pez
>>221743160thats a mola mola
don't make vydia like they used to
>>221743195Due to woke?
>>221743204due to woke
>>221743177Only posh lads bought games. Rentals for me
>>221743204possibly
>>221743204Yes that's right
>>221743185Pernicious candy marketing. Yes I remember it.
>>221743177you had magazines, little boy
>>221743136are you a bleach man or an in utero fella or an incesticide geezer or a nevermind nigga?
>>221743177Got GoldenEye 007 ex-rental 2 days after it came out for £12, best bargain of my life
grew up working class but me mum thought she was middle class
>>221743177you could rent n64 games from blockbuster to find out if they were good before buying them
>>221743204this without a shred of irony
>>221738528>>221738528
mad how utterly broken and hopeless my life isI mean WAHEY LADS IT'S SATURDAY AND IT'S SUNNY LET'S FUCKING GO YEAH BOYS
It's The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition for me
>>221743204just getting old, tired and bitter
that's the fucking OLD
>>221743243looool!>>221743247ok
New>>221743259
>>221743243Pardon me lad but I do believe you've made an error here. You've linked to an old thread instead of a new thread
that's the old
New>>221743272>>221743272>>221743272
>>221743004It's fake shit. Kuru is prion disease, and sure you can get it from cannibalism, but you would need to eat somebody that carries those misfolding proteins, not just anybody.And it's made up that she has it anyway.
>>221742348sword of doom(1966)
>>221742428chinaman’s knob to batman, turkey
