rorke on the ropes edition
>>221743228like em all, but for me it's negative creep live at reading
>>221743259mental how this show made fun of everything except israel
Talking about the World Cup when there's still the playoffs and two European finals to come marks you out as a non-football fan
Sick of seeing Shakira every time a world cup rolls around. Made a world cup song once and now she's lifelong football ambassador. FUCK OFF
can't live like this
DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD CUP
Coming soon to NetflixWHITE MAN BAD
Funny how Serena Williams (probably the most successful black female athlete ever) got herself a white nerdy husband who founded reddit.
>>2217433102016 ahh post
Evolution hahahaha what a load of bollocks
>>221743305quite literally the greatest sports competition on the planet
>>221743300she's got a peng arsemad pique got to pipe it in her prime
Aaaarrrrgggggjjjjj it's fucking nineteen celsius I'm literally on fire Rorke you wankpuffin
>>221743301we spicy out here in kentx
>>221743310Think I seen that one already
A Don doesn't wear shorts
>>221743311why is that funny
mad how my brother was born enhanced edition and I was born pocket edition
>>221743319it was
>>221743338Shows the power of BWC
>>221743318wow is that a orchid
just turned the heating on
>>221743311bet she pegs him when he's in chastity and he loves it
>>221743324Yes, we know you're a spoiled neurotic brat.
>>221743319no thats the Rose and Bowl gravy wrestling in Stacksteads, Lancashire
>>221743350you're gay
>>221743278ah yes that is kino, love a bit of the live sets me particularly reading. makes me wish I was there rocking my tits off
you alright callum mate? alright dean yeah I'm good cheers
>>221743326Pique's a handsome successful footballer why is that mad?
>>221743301just looking at this gives me the chills
>>221743367vacant expressionsdoubt these luddites have read a book since leaving school
>>221743319Possibly, but not really.
might have a rant again on /int/ about ESLs mixing up the words fun and funny
looking forward to Muse me
What's the GOATed superpower?If you could choose...I think I'd pick telepathy
>>221743378fucks sake
I'm Ryan Gosling in that film
got me top off
Thinking about how women didn't want to have big arses before but now they doMad that
>>221743411due to woke
>>221743411why is that?
>>221743398transforming
>>221743398whatever superpower dr manhattan has. basically a god
>>221743398flying
>>221743324dull comic>nigga buys a gamehe needs to grow up and get a life
>>221743417porn rotting peoples brains
>>221743411daisy ridley, perfect bum
>>221743357>>221743386Fucking love England and all its silly little events
>>221743377Broken Britain innit
/brit/ meetup in glasgow 5th Junemouseys bringing the packet
>>221743434theyre all constantly under attack by soft woke bastards
>>221743411the asian bum is the perfect size
>>221743433underrated arsewould love to see it black clapped
do you think I'd pass as English if I really gave it a go
>>221743446too small
which way team?
mental
>>221743449yeah, no, grow up
What do goths wear in summer?
>>221743449you are demented
>>221743446i wonder what their arseholes smell like. i get the impression asian fannies and arses are near odourless
might start a new world on the 'craft
>>221743418Like mystique?
>>221743446word
>>221743465got bad news for you I reckon
>>221743456go left cos it's more open so there's (probably) more to see
>>221743411it's the same with men and willies. men with small willies used to be treated like gods during the roman era
>>221743465Lots of seafood and spices in the diet. Not sure, could be quite pungent
>>221743465if they're anything like mine they will smell of poo
>>221743472don't know anything about superheroes but the best ability would be if you had total control over how you look and were invincible so you never age or die
>>221743417Negerkultur
>>221743300would still give her one
must have been a strong ocean current I reckon. How else would it have drowned these 4 but left the other beach-goers unscathed?
>randomly writing something racist in Germangood one Rorke, grow some balls and stick to English yeah?
ok sir youre a rorke im a rorke, thats terrific. but i have been changed by black pussy as i imagine you were. what can i do for you sir?
>>221743434Starmtroopers en route to your location
>>221743511
painting myself blue and running around the garden naked
>>221743525the mother drowned in a park in birmingham 15 years ago
Hello sir do the needful thank you much
Loads of hijabis stood outside my local pubWhat's all that about then
>>221743551a very strong current then
>>221743527good post
>>221743332three quarter length?
>>221743324>I don’t know why I picked out one of the most popular games of all time which kids my age would’ve been talking about and stores would’ve been filled with loads of copies and ads forYeah a real bloody mystery
>>221743553Elton's been at the carpet again I see
>>221743560How would we know?
>>221743460Need a black goth gf
closed the fucking fridge door on my toes, ouch
>>221743553elton out of shot on the left there
love having a cold bath when it is warm
>>221743560It's like when Afghans hang around outside of clubs trying to pick up drunk slags
Stopped eating fast foodFeel better, can't tell if I'm losing weight or it's just less bloating but glad to be off that muck regardless
the penguin exhibit
>>221743579You lads usually know stuffWhenever I say anything someone always replies telling me I'm wrong actually
just put some voddy into my blood orange san pellypengers
doing what I bastarding damn well niggering please
>>221743602that's goodx
>>221743601young muslim slags trying to pick up white lads corrr
Genuinely unironically love the because of woke gimmique, gets me every time
>>221743626for me it's right well posting
>>221743592long toe liam
>>221743525Blaqs be like this water too spicy lmao
when we die we'll meet at the great monty pike in the sky
being forced against my will to watch the mighty tigers kick ball against the opposing team with my family
>>221743626mad how woke became a synonym for progressive on mainstream platforms and every day life even though it means 'HAHHAHAHA DUMB NIGGERS'
>>221743645hull lad get round and sort this cunt out
neighbour's washing fucking stinks
Rorkeschach
County Durham checking in
>>221743658ON MY WAY NAILS BROKE AND FELL INTO THE WISHING WELL
>>221743669Irish weasel phenotype
can I
the r1 the gsxr the ninja
she wants a man from portslade
>>221743693smug cunt look at that smile of his
>>221743693rightthats rorke
>>221743683The kinotype
Pub playing Mr Brightside it's the middle of the day you fucking spastics
>>221743658right
>>221743707leave and go to a different one
erm sexhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779538779568896.jpg
stitch up at work today
theres pubs with music?
going to the pub later with my mates mateberg is asking can he bring his gay bf which will be annoying
>>221743738drawn to pale with big tits, tan and ittys can't cope
>>221743738what's going on here then
>>221743735Nowhere else to goPubs are all mosques now because of you know what
>>221743738i'd be as dry as a prune after i got around the circle
>>221743738for me it's the blonde at the top
>>221743738corr that first one with the big baps
>>221743738>not a single willyCrtl+W
>>221743738
right well that's a larp about having a gay mate which is even more pathetic than just having no mates (which is what you actually have)
>>221743738Imagine if we all took a girl each and shagged them in the circle
>>221743669A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHEREWE CAN GET TOGETHER
>>221743747what’s it like having a gay mate? do you still call eachother poofs and that?
mad and mental how all they have to do is smile
>>221743747Corr not if you end up going home with them both corr
>>221743774swear black ppl are the biggest chasers out there
>>221743738would go in the middle and wank all over them
right well thats a bloke in a frog outfit
>>221743789he's not really gay just shags blokes arses, his bf is a fruity mincer
>he's not really gay just shags blokes arsesyeah?
>>221743804oh right fair
>>221743803that's enough internet for me for today!!!
do you ever og toht epub iwth girls hwo arnet your iwfe
would like to think if my best mate said he was gay I'd ask who molested him then help him torture and murder the guy
NOT gay but reckon I would let a cute twink suck me offWhere's the harm really and you know he'd be good at it
>>221743834well you're gay or bisexual
>>221743838typa shit you'd find in a nonce hunter decoys chat logs
need to stop being a fat cunt, get a gf and that
>>221743324used to pick out autistic pc strategy games when my mum let me get a new game
whats it like shagging a wheelchair lass? can they actually feel anything down there?
feeling smooth and rounded
>>221743838Mad how his book didn't really cause that much of a stir after all
>>221743259Man i feel like shit still I am saving up for college
>>221743825One of my mates kissed a bloke at a club in front of all of us and was all embarrassed the next day and came out as bihe really didn't need to bother we all just thought it was a laughhe's married with a kid now, can't wait to tell the little bugger about the time his dad made out with another man on pingers
>>221743894yeah, that's bent
Just got bummed AS A JOKE
>>221743877it's wheely fun pmsl
my 18 year old twink bum stinks
>>221743863i was a roller coaster tycoon addict so i remember going to buy RCT3 vividly
>>221743908alri vito
It's Current Year + 10, for all who were wondering
Time for one more cheeky pint before the playoffs I reckon haha
>>221743913what was the weather like and what time did you go and to what store
when I can't get to sleep I try to list the top 10 girls I'd like to marry
>>221743931No. 1 your mum
went for a walk put suncream on but forgot my hat
>>221743920its current year + 0 mate, your time traveller gimmick is fooling no one
>>221743927well not that vividly
>>221743446Most Asian women didn't look like that but again Chinese and Taiwanese women were the best. But I will warn you >They will basically worry about your health >Get pissy if you order out>Not really as sexual but just want to be held and cuddled with >Bans junk food in the house >Also find it hot when you work hard
>>221743940well number one for me is Winona, but you do you my nig
>>221743912benders see this and be like yes I want to taste this with my tongue
>>221743920+11 actually
>>221743959>WinonaPoor taste
>UK officials suggested establishing a single market for goods trade with the EU as part of the next phase of its Brexit reset, the BBC understands.
>>221743988how's that for neoliberal
>>221743988Don't think anyone was really opposed to this it was literally everything else
and which race of women finds it hot when I spend my entire day off modding pornography into a custom single player locally hosted WoW WotLK server
look at the end of the day rorke's nan had VERY strong views on food markets and that's why she voted to leave the EUto even consider some sort of unified food market is essentially dancing on her grave
he’s a super freak, super freakhe’s super-freaky, yowww
offering the EU access to my bollocks
I've got a feeling (wooo hooo)That Ziedy's a mindraped kikeslaveThat Ziedy's a mindraped kikeslaveThat Ziedy's a mindraped kike kikeslave
>>221743988should declare war against the EU imho
>>221743978don't care, loved her since I was 6
Right rorke we're off on our caravan holidayNow remember: no booze, no drugs, and ABSOLUTELY no sex whilst we're gone, okay?
>>221743988democracy manifest
>>221743988brexit means bre-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk
>>221743913For me it was shogun total war/medieval total war in a bundle. Had to google to check it was even a real thing.
>>221744008Transwomen
i have decided that Tuchel's England squad is good and playing for a system rather than catering to player's egos is refreshing thank you x
>>221743324Nintendo kids (Game Boys not withstanding) were always poofs
sun's out and it lovelywe only get a couple of these a yearand you're on the /brit/
>>221744024
Leftypol defending democracy from the voters again
>>221744016bannable offense
>>221744053allergic to outside me
>>221744053its cloudy here and i'm hungover as balls
nooo you can't reverse brexit just think of all the benefits it brought like...erm...right well then...
>>221744035>>221744016>>221743962Good posts
>>221744053yeah. might go sit in the sun for an hour
Tuchel is a bum and there's no chance he takes England out the group stage. Gareth was a natural leader of men.
what a nasty little castle
catberge enjoying the shade
>>221743384Too busy reading texts from fit tarts talking about how much they want to shag emYou? Reading release notes for Crusader Kings patches in your foul-smelling childhood bedroom
>>221744083kill iteat it
How do people know Restore are legit and Reform aren't?
>>221744068Is the EU supposed to just keep a rotating door for the UK to come and go as it pleases
>>221744082don't like how sharp the corners are
Kind of wild as a white man even being chopped every girl who's been attracted to me as has been brown or asian
half are russian goyim
>>221744083hope it gets raped
cammon cape verde score sum facken goals!!!
>>221744064>according to the strict law of the torah, not one gentile deserves to live
>>221744090Nigel says remigration isn't workable.R Rupe says that it is, and posted a 113 page paper on how he's doing it.
>>221743908you enjoy it? trying to figure out if it's worth doing as a gimmick
Nothing is more thirdie than begging European countries to return historical artefacts
vote for me, if you ain't a euro, from iceland to greece, you are OUT
>>221744082is this sch? (small castle humiliation)
just wore women's clothing and got bummed for a laugh
Caught the missus
>>221744083get they/them patted and a glass of water provided
>>221744083hope it gets loved x
love herx
I will be honest and I know this sounds harsh but I have a hard time believing humanity will live past the 22nd century. It's that or we will live in a dystopia that's a mix of judge dread and cyberpunk
>Britain is an uncomfortable place for Jews todaysays Michael Moritz, the richest person in Wales and one of the richest Britons of all time.He is now applying for German citizenship because of the fear that Jews suffer in this country.Thoughts? Didn't realise it was this bad for Jews. Is it because one got attacked and Starmer only spent £10 million on protecting synagogues?
>>221744149bit fucked in the head though
>>221744090>Nige is a tory rat grifter who has imported all of bojos cabinet and explicitly said remigration is not possible>Rupert was kicked out of Reform by Farage for "extreme views", has published a full plan on how exactly he is going to evict millions of JFsQuite simple really
>>221744149hope she has a cock, would be lush xxx
Water. Bowl of.
Morning team it's roasting
>>221744156their own police and ambulance service in london btw
>>22174415626% of billionaires in britain are jewish it’s that rough for them
>>221744155wish I could see it>>221744161all women are, fact, many are saying this
>>221744156They know its the end for them. Their social currency is spent amongst the youth and once the boomers die then the politics of the country is likely to become openly hostile towards Jews.
How we spending the bank holiday then, lads?
https://youtu.be/DiYnLh_PXIo
>>221744149Vile harlot
>>221744170got your sausage out sizzling?
>>221744170cock and balls musky?
>>221744083love this x
mad how they take care of one another so we live in hell, mad how if we took care of one another we'd be it other galaxies.fact, truth, tvke, 100% medically accurate
>>221744193working
>>221744155Be more like Brave New World, I reckon. We're already on the way there.
>>221744196poof, death of rock n roll, I'd shag her all day every day
>>221744196fucking bender lmao >her boobs too big and she wants sexo too much!
>>221744211The only reason we don't is we have succumbed to the division they have fostered. We must deal with them first - only then can we heal
Right that's a lady with a log of poo in her mouf innit
>>221744196bit uncouth to be publicly discussing things like that
>>221744192a few cattle escaping from fields does not change the farmer
>>221744211ironic seeing this among all the leftypol vs rorke fightsif were like jews we'd put our differences aside and unite to get them all out
>>221744149Oven dodger>>221744196She was sucking his uncircumcised willard
>>221744238popeye changin'
>>221744242i know where this is
>>221744255jews have their own fights but are united in their hatred of goyim
>>221744238>Betty Boop has no titsPass
would never be mean to my wife winona , calling her an oven dodger is just out of order,that being said get them gassed
>>221744253Plenty of farmers killed by their cattle every year lad just saying.But on you go happily to slaughter x
FUCK
FANS OUTCANS OUT
>>221744269The raped walkway?
the ball has been kicked i repeat the ball has been kicked
>>221744287>>221744290huge facts
>>221744287>>221744290was just saying this down the allotment
>>221744283bodied that kike rat
>>221744302I simply do not care
>>221744218In judge dread everyone is on welfare and is unemployed so they go around doing stupid shit and having as many kids as possible get more welfare also every city becomes a giant ghetto
>>221744255White people hate white people from the next town because they support a different team of black ball kickersWe get what we deserve desu
wish I had gf or female friend
>>221744283I'm not as optimistic as you, goyim are not people for every one person with their eyes wide open, nine are blind
>>221744302Said Ruby to me as she begins turning her attention to my other testicle.
haha there really is a crisis out there
hello
>Gonorrhoea and syphilis hit record levels in Europe>Gonorrhoea hit 106,331 cases - a 303% increase since 2015 - while syphilis more than doubled in the same period to 45,557.Vile sex havers
>>221744227>>221744230There were signs
>>221744341s
Absolutely mental how nothing ever does happenThought we were supposed to be getting nuked by Iran or Russia any day now
>>221744177I don't think the future will be bright I am not Christian but I have a hard time believing that things will get better the world will become a giant third world country or billionaires send humans to space to die and work
>>221744357did you actually think thatare you mentally ill?
>>221744347All me
Is man kick ball on again? It's weirdly quiet out
what the fuck do you mean its picky bits for tea
>>221744363That's what everyone said yeah
>>221744193wanking
>>221743259Yeah, we are not gonna do that anymore.Go home Muslims, we never needed you.But you needed us.Your brutal cucking and violent outbursts should stay down there.Not poisoning us to become like you.
Odds on the new being a shit jf edition
>dropped the work gc a message proposing some bevvies at my gaff>everyone mysteriously busyrude!
>>221744390Fuck you.
>>221744318We have consumerism and the "feelies" from Brave New World to keep us pacified already (the internet and streaming services) and a class system. That's only the beginning.
>>2217443901/1000000000
>>221744349thank you, sexual revolution
Cooking up the new (I'm not)
>>221744404nobody does that anymore unc we're all sat in our smelly smegrooms in the dark alone
>>221744349>pool of sex havers shrinking year after year with remaining sex havers getting more and more diseasedmad
>>221744347Would never be mates with a redditor, unrelated but I have no mates at all, but still
battery dying, hope I get my charger soon
fifa should add a diving mechanic
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