I've been suckin' willies man I feel just like a rockstar

hull are fuckin wank

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong

>>221745888
you already told us. nice digits thougheverbeit

Might just get on the roids

I'm toasting and roasting

>>221745888
zinger, mate!

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i miss her so much

>>221745891
>t. seething millwaller

it's too hot to eat

>>221745907
theoretically would they make your dick bigger if you injected it and then wanked it maybe 5 or 6 times a day for half an hour each time

i poo niggers out my arse

>>221745918
i dont live in england

Many peng lasses walking by today.

eating poo

>>221745927
mousenonce science

>>221745875
Mad how obviously she should be wearing white

>>221745917
the rare princess di david bowie edition commemorative plate

>>221745904
actually, the poster in the previous thread was a different person
so that's you done

>>221745927
willard isnt a muscle you know
it's spongy tissue that just inflates with blood

>>221745927
>5 or 6 times a day for half an hour
alri pornstar

>>221745852
its 1950s dockhand for hows it going

getting conflicting reports over the manner of rorkes passing
hearing he was either raped to death by a pack of feral niggers or perished in an auto-erotic asphyxiation related mishap

homies, I'm black homies

>>221745907
Gonna get genemogged
Don't do it

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Tonight's kino
>Glasgow residents abandon their daily routines to gather on Kenmure Street after learning authorities plan to deport their neighbors, sparking an impromptu grassroots movement.

>>221745990
alri

>>221746014
jesus christ

Silly /brit/. Trix are for yanks!

if the dick is just tissue that inflates with blood couldn’t I just inflate it with more blood and it would be bigger?

I'm being gaslit

soon may the weatherman come
to fuck our arses until we cum
one day when the cumming is done
we'll take our sneed and gooooo

Mad how generic band names used to be
>Boston
>America
>The Band

>>221746014
>felipe bustos sierra
is he a refuweegee

so uh any black homies in?

>>221745891
The thing about Hull is, it's known as a fishing town, but what a lot of people don't know is that Hull actually imports a lot of its fish.

Just thought I'd let you all know that I'm watching the footy and I'm NOT enjoying it.

>>221746075
Did you know they eat fish?

>>221746070
*quickly hides shoe polish*
n-no....

>>221746082
Boring init

corrr would love to suck count dracula's cock

>>221746014
The Bhoys of Glasgow, more like

>>221746095
not for me. i like it

>>221746102
Yep. They are Celtic fans.

>>221746050
yes that is why people who have sickle cell anaemia can get priaprism (very long erections) which in some cases causes them to have a giant penis (but it doesn't work). even like 8.5 inch girth and long too. black people are largest sufferes of sickle cell so its possible that people saw black guys with giant useless cocks and that is why the stereotype came

>>221746070
yessir what up my nigger whats crackalackin brother man

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>>221746004
she looks much nicer with all those covered in 'tex

might replay a video game

>>221746136
Tell your mates. Not us.

Always bet on footie but never actually watch it me

the nationwide adverts are a slanderous attack on nigel farage

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Yeah I'm a Socialist, so what?

>>221746090
homie, we wear trainers now

>>221746128
not much homie
I been enjoying the heat and chillin' with my niggas in the hood
we thinkin' 'bout doin' a bbq tonight if u wanna join?

>>221746070
/brit/ is a certified CRACKA general

>>221746159
don't care. i'm getting 100 quid off them

>>221746127
Can you give yourself sickle cell anameia

>>221745927
roids shrivel your cock, well known

>>221746153
we're all mates here lad

Holy shit F1NN5TER died found dead of apparent suicide

only halfway through ben-hur there's no need for a film to be 4 hours long really

me and Claude currently doing some coding shit it’s just what we do smart like that

>>221746211
oh well

>>221746181
no sorry you have to be born and then not take effort to properly treat it to the detriment of your own health :(

>>221746152
Would love to penetrate her vagina with my average-sized penis

The gloves are coming off
The bear has been poked
The eyebrow has been raised
The ass has been fucked

>>221746199
this word is like crack cocaine to women

>>221746174
ion wan' no cracka ass mofo postin' on the same thread as me
move yo ass over to /white/brit/ before my homies start beatin' on you

>>221746199
good riddance

>>221746213
Only the LOTR extended versions should be that long

>>221746159
Haha le out of touch white man
Haha le funny brown man who just gets it

A clue? Gained.

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>>221746241
Males use it too.

>>221746211
cope she's fine

ever sawed up a cadaver in pieces?

>>221746252
just a touch too big imho

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>she

>>221746252
far too big

>>221746171
yeh safe senpai im down fr that sounds peng innit blud no cap og ya dun no

seen a swarthoid wearing a coat yesterday
madness. utter madness

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>she

>>221746211
Nothing ever happens

>>221744744
just a little treat innit x

Saw people saying SNL UK is actually surprisingly good so watched a couple of episodes and it was the worst comedy show ive ever seen

>>221746252
oh my word

>>221746287
i hear this a lot

>>221746252
I'm a massive bender so this didn't really do anything for me.

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Bad day to be a Madri. Pint of.

i thought blud was filtered

>>221746252
Somewhat big

>>221746299
Still don't understand why they didn't put any jokes in the adverts

>>221746313
Is that a cat showing its arsehole on the polo

>>221746299
those comments were paid for by the creators of snl uk

>>221746211
Shan't be missed. Even I've got a better arse than him.

Can't wear my old slim fit t shirts because my belly is too big

>>221746290
shit nigga just bring somethin' to pop on da grill

>>221746331
Me n the lads

ach! das wagonphone es ein nuisancephone!

F1nn5ter looking more like F2nn6ter lmao

Is Madri the new Moretti?

>>221746344
yeah i've started layering to conceal my gut

>>221746336
jack wills logo rorke

Still got 20 minutes to score 3 goals come on dunfermline athletic F.C

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>due to the INTENSE heat and me living in the attic, I oft must migrate to the spare room
>trying to watch me Hull/Middlesbrough and notice a slight whiff
>look in the corner behind a bunch of debris
>genuinely months, MONTHS worth of shits by catberg (she's an outdoor cat) stacked up

I'm never in here for longer than 5 seconds so I suppose I never noticed.
What do I do to punish her?
Fucking revolting stuff. You could tell some where ancient and some were probably from this morning.

every time i see someone wearing a JW hoodie i say haha look theres a jehovas witness

really gets a good laugh every time

>>221746381
Why cook them into a delicious meal of course

>>221746381
yank-coded post

>>221746381
>she's an outdoor cat
well she shouldn't be. cats destroy the environment. and no it's not abuse having them inside. twat!

>>221746365
remember when he used to say he'd never do full porn. it's mad how it creeps up on everyone who thinks they can be the exception

>>221746381
you can't punish an animal for something it did months ago, you gotta catch it in the act

day was going good then unbearable crushing dread hit the psyche and i started crying

>>221746381
Pick it up by the scruff of its neck and hover it in front of all its poos while saying "just not on is it?" and shaking your head

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still screaming at this

>>221746381
How have you not noticed piles of cat shit in your room

>>221746434
she should be my wife

>>221746381
>What do I do to punish her?
in what world do you think your cat will ever associate any "punishment" with poos she did ages ago?

>>221746400
never seen that one. all i see is represent owners club and white fox

>>221746420
For me it's mid-2010s ASMR lasses shoving dragon dildos up their arses

>>221746438
Just cheer up mate, think about the good things in life x

>>221746442
buncha dirty spyin bastards

Might have to go out to the shops team.

Los Angeles University Athletic Club 2014

brib stands behind Hull City in their fight against the despicable northern twats Middlesbrough

>>221746450
This room is where we host the fresh towels which ironically have a pleasant laundary detergent smell.
Think catberg was smart enough to notice this to mask her deception. The crafty little shrew.

Physically the shit mountain really is in the deep corner which is difficult to see/access.

>>221746477
to buy some rope?

>get made fun of for sitting at the side not dancing
>get up and dance
>get made fun of for dancing like a spastic
cant win

>>221746419
>and no it's not abuse having them inside
yes it is

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>Club Wembley

>>221746420
I'll never do porn. ,':^)

>>221746494
:/

>>221745875
Man I don't know man what to do I feel worthless because I couldn't enroll in school this semester and I fucked up the CNA program because I got sick and my car broke down while trying to balence it with work

>>221746497
Alri Ian Curtis

>>221746441
one time catberg pissed on my dads bed so he grabbed catberg and aggressively rubbed her nose in it

mum keeps begging me to go outside leave me alone I hate my life

>>221746484
where is hull

>>221746494
imagine all the feline fecal matter on those towels

she's done an absolute number on yous all

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>>221746497
its all in your head de lad

>>221746381
Pics or fake

>>221746497
laugh it off

>>221746498
It is certaily is when ive got them inside ;) haha

hottest day of the year and /brit/ has never been so active

EW if I come down to Shrewsbury or wherever do you want shagging up the arse

>>221746494
get it shovelled up and prepare to retch

>>221746530
get some sun on your skin lad boosts your testosterone

>>221746420
he got paid the big bucks by some arab whale to crossdress originally
then he realised he enjoyed exhibiting his fetish so porn is the natural conclusion

>>221746551
no it doesnt

>>221746381
Clean up the shit and put catberg outside. Just keep her outside. Put food outside. Never let her back in again.

>>221746544
It doesn’t actually live in Shrewsbury by the way

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wahey

>>221746558
Jewberg get out of here

Nigga, we gon' be alright
Nigga, we gon' be alright
We gon' be alright
Do you hear me, do you feel me? We gon' be alright
Nigga, we gon' be alright
Huh? We gon' be alright
Nigga, we gon' be alright
Do you hear me, do you feel me? We gon' be alright

top 5 pornstars lads?

do you ever wank while you're taking a shit or would that be too weird

any bottoms in

Mad how aliens are real now and no one cares

>>221746590
Dont watch porn just have imagination walks and memory bank wanks

picky bits and a glass of pepsi max for tea then

>>221746590
Asa Akira
London Keyes
Winston Burbank
Mike Adriano
Gracie Glam

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rorke and his bf out for a drive

>>221746601
I've done it to cover my tracks but it's not good

>>221746601
I did a few times when I was a teenager during that teenage period where all your think about is wanking and it was quite minging and smelly.

>>221746601
Can’t wank with my hands can only wank by humping my mattress sounds like a joke but it’s sadly true

>>221746606
how does it affect me

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>>221746616
Replace Glam with Abella Danger

>>221746606
i think the u.s. military might be making it up, mate

>>221746619
ye rorke on the left . they're right wing red scare pod girlies

>pepsi max
Incel nectar

>>221746606
goyim distraction

I'm quite serious about the arse shagging btw
Can drive down there in a couple of hours, get a Travelodge, whatever

when I think of a Britisher I think of a smelly inbred little brown man named muhammed

>>221746641
everyone ive known who drinks this has it habitually . has to be more addictive than other ones

bee gees - bald headed woman

>>221746647
battered his arse and then made him his fuck slave

>>221746651
your country has more browns tho...

>>221746641
isn't it weird that 90%+ of people agree this is the best soft drink
anytime I see a cunt drinking diet coke/diet pepsi/coke zero, etc, I laugh contemptuously.
And then you still see some poor cunts drinking actual original sugary coke.
Utter cavemen.

I'm usually a water only chud but this weather has me strung out for a lime cordial

>>221746014
>leftypol making propaganda romanticising rioting to stop foreign rapists from facing justice
Genuinely can’t phantom being that departed from reality

fine day to sit in the garden

>>221746647
theres rorke
theres leftypol

>>221746647
AI slop

4chan niggas love arguing about which country has more brown people

>>221746647
Stages of cultural integration

>>221746601
Too worried about developing a scat fetish if I do.

>>221746627
>Can’t wank with my hands
why not?

cucumber & milk

>>221746632
casey calvert is the better 'wish pornstar

got a za in the fridge which i shall be consuming shortly

>>221746627
yeah this is why I never got into mattress wanking heard it ruins you

>>221746565
Post the webm lad

ENGLISH OOT
SOMALIS IN
SIMPLE AS PAW

>>221746685
Not every foreigner is a rapist

>>221746666
BALD HEADED WOMAN TOUPEEEE

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Is it any wonder that the hottest countries are shitholes given this heat.
I genuinely cannot muster up the energy to go get myself a drink, let alone any time of actual manual labour.

Makes you have empathy for the African folk, aye?

papist =rapist

went to the shops and it looked like some lass was hoping i'd talk to her but what if i was wrong and i struck up conversation and she thought i was a freak. couldn't risk it so i said nothing

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what did they do to my boy

>>221746728
don't care. just want them gone

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stuck in traffic with foxberg in the back
smells a bit

>>221746744
is this Blackpool?

go gauchos

>>221746704
Started when I was genuinely like 9 and done it ever since. It desensitises your dick so you can’t wank normally can only cum by humping a mattress

>>221746755
do you have a license for that

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>>221746706
Might be more conventionally beautiful but too normal looking. The appeal is the ghoulish/rodentine visage

>>221746767
you're from sainsbury's aren't you?

>>221746648
The Jews serve the Reptillians

>>221746755
need to set a tory boy on this little cunt PRONTO

was worried about something but forgot what is was so can't have been important

>>221746774
I remember reading ones that the slightly ugly pornstars do better because they’re seen as more attainable (therefore easier to self-insert as the bloke) than the drop-dead gorgeous ones

>>221746743
might go chat up the bird in premier

>>221746743
one time I was just waiting at a doctors office and I got up for a bit and when I went back to my seat the girl who had been sitting across from me had gotten up to sit in the seat next to mine with her friend giggling away at this blatantly obvious move so I sat there next to her, didn't talk to her at all and 15 years later I've never had sex

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Britbongs, is this true?

i love women
sex sex sex
but I am a virgin

>>221746606
If an alien came up to me when I was alone I'd genuinely just try and chat to it about my life. Don't see point in losing my mind if they're not immediately trying to kill me or bum me.

>>221746794
Maybe for some folks. imo people who look innocent are never that SEXY. Sex is sinful and depraved inherently.

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>>221746814
>4 hours without a response
Think I may have dropped the ball on this one, lads

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For me it was
She's even a chud apparently

>>221746820
yes this is england

>>221746755
why do you have a fox

>>221746822
do they know english then

>>221746838
Didn’t mean to respond to >>221746814
Fat fingered it

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>>221746822

>Digwa said the victim used a racially offensive term before adding: "Do you think you're a bad man? I'm from Essex. You don't know what people from Essex are on."

Pure English name Nowak

>>221746838
Probably busy on her Byzantium campaign
Should of asked her opinion about the stewardship nerf

Listening to Sufjan Stevens and having a cry

I once got bummed by an alien
it was out of this world

>>221746740
Australia sort of puts that theory to bed though
>>221746838
how is that dropping the ball mate it's a fine question
>>221746869
he claimed that but he also claimed it was self defence yet nowak was stabbed in the back of the legs trying to escape and not only that, his phone was found in the bro-tier sikh's pocket

>>221746755
let him out ffs

>>221746851
Why don't you?

>>221746822
you can't hold a conversation with your parents or colleagues but you think you'd just sit and chat to an alien that doesn't even speak our language?

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fucking chopped unc doesn't realise the grind never ends. Never be yourself, never stop hustling, throw anyone and everyone under the bus to get ahead.

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it's catberg. he's on a mad one

Rorke asking random women if they play CK3

>>221746852
You'd assume if they have light-speed travel or interdimensional whatever then they could translate what I'm saying after studying us for a short while.
>>221746860
Anti-alien propaganda this.

>>221746878
i like his song john wayne gacy jr x

>>221746852
telepathic

>>221746906
source? not trying to argue just want to know about it

>>221746935
Cheeky little berg

any horsies in?

need the world to end to that i may be exonerated for living in a life of inaction

>>221746935
Wonder what happens in that room. Interesting layout

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- pet peeve - I hate sitting with a plate on my table all day, so I put it out of sight - they never pick them up

you lads reckon I could shag?
what's the easiest way
I'm 21 with no friends
I've just finished uni and I'm going to start living alone in London in september

>>221746740
Don't know how people can work when it's cold. It's only when it's 35+ I slow down at work (outdoors).

>>221746993
leave your smelly incel bedroom and talk to women

>>221746878
LOVED LOVED LOVED Illinois now there was a record corr

>>221746993
anyone can shag
talk to a girl

>>221746981
what's wrong with your carrots?

>>221746993
how do you have the money to be living alone in london after just graduating

>>221747002
as stated, I will be leaving it in september

>>221747012
yeah but what's the timeline on it?
like first convo to shag?
because I don't want to talk to women for the sake of talking to women
just seems very embarrassing

>>221747023
got a good grad role

>>221747023
money from parents

>>221747009
yeah people always bang on about carrie and lowell but illinois was his best work

i also love surfin' stevens

NEED a fat chinese gf

>>221747042
Doing what? SWE?

what even is an incel? just save up some money and get an escort

cash is king here

>>221746004
>>221746132
Black hair + black latex = <3

>>221746871
>Nowak
"Newman" in English. How would "Floyd" be in English?

>>221747042
if you went all uni without shagging its literally over for you

>>221746152
love her ageplay videos

found gelato in the freezer get in lads I said GET IN

>>221747084
Escorts don't count and even they know it

>>221747040
corr her arseholes must be so gaped in this position. why didnt an intern on set sneak round and take a sneaky pic

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>>221747089
>

>>221747081
...yh

>>221747088
cos I didn't have any friends and studied a lot and posted on here

>>221747040
would eat her shit

Parents don't have any money as I'm working class you see

>>221747086
floyd is welsh

>>221747088
>went all uni without shagging
Kahteem kahteem kahteem!!!!!!!!

>>221747140
Corker of a post

>>221747088
bloody well ktimming at this

does your washing machine play a little song when it finishes?

Excuse me, I come looking for a guide on how to fuck bitches

I've just finished my incel degree and would like to shag raw pussy, please advise

Yours eternally,
Anon

>>221746981
Getting on the blower to the Care Quality Commission
Come on fellas, let's gangstalk for good

>>221747105
is it a game or are you just trying to get your dick wet?

>>221747123
>cos I didn't have any friends and studied a lot and posted on here
...yeah exactly

>>221747147
no, your mum usually asks if i want a blowjob when she finishes

>>221747147
yeah does my head in

Whoopi Goldberg sex arse

Pinkpantheress
Caramel queen

>>221747164
yeah so now I would like to shag
now that I'm a young professional in the City with cash to splash

>>221746981
cheeky timmy hiding away his leftover plates so the careworkers cant find them

>>221747180
incel anon /brit/poster sex arse

see how you like it

>>221747150
I'd like to report a lack of beer bordering on negligent