After 2 weeks the Socialist Union of European Caliphates declared its jihad against the Catholic Empire of Poland finished. Tensions escalated after Polish leader Siemomysł Wiesensztajn vowed that he would take back Vatican City "at any price". The absolute monarch of the SUEC, his holy majesty Caliph Mehmet-Mustafa ibn al Müller-Nguyen, urged Greater Israel, where Wiesensztajn is widely speculated to have taken refuge, to hand the Polish leader over. So far there was no response.This morning the Aryan States of America invaded the Chinese province of Canada. According to Supreme Leader Frederick Reinhard Trump the ASA will no longer sit idly by while White Canadians face "Asiatic oppression". Trump declared: "Since 5:45 a.m. we have been returning the fire, and from now on bombs will be met by bombs." Furthermore Field Marshal Hadrian-Hyperboria-Himmelsrand Musk added: "If the Allfather wills it the White Liberation Army will make use of Fafnir's Fire". Experts believe that Musk referred to weapons of mass destruction invented by two times Hephaestus prize winner William Luther Pierce IV. Reportedly the weapons use focus lenses made of pure amber which energize ether waves in such a way that they interact with Vril potentials. China is reported to have called in an emergency meeting of BRICS states.
>>221754901this is kinda like a high effort posting thread man...I'm just like...gonna watch the lord of the rings trilogy instead
>After recent economic recession due to the rise of homophobia many sex workers have been left without a job>Being unable to pay for their daily Bug rations with their barebones monthly-UBI of 50.000 Euros they have resorted to the ancient practice of consuming meat from poultry>as a result - so top scientists fear - world climate may rise by 10 ° C / year possibly resulting in the literal scorching of EU territories alongside the 3° to 15° South latitude>In Other news: 23 year old man stare-rapes 25 year old female toddler - sentenced to 10 years in psychiatric institution
>>221755257kek good one but this is obviously from a timeline where the SUEC isn't a thing right?
>>221755405I am trying to keep is realistic
>>221755482based
>>221755482>isit*
>>221754901Kino
>>221755537I have been thinking about writing a novel involving these plot points, do you think it could be a success or have I sabotaged myself by sharing these ideas on 4chan?
>>221755859@grog write me a 300 page novel involving these plot points
>>221754901>In a scathing attack, Chancellor Merz has called on both non pensioner germans to be less lazy
>>221756198>>221755859graphic novel please
>>2217549013 months ago the Federated Safavid Sultanates of Greater Tartaria led by the bodhisattva Ishkandr-Ahmed Dugin refused to recognize Neo-Yugoslavia's conquest of southern France. Dugin claims that the indigenous Scythian peoples of France are being genocided by an aggression not seen since the era of the wicked Hittites. He claims that if left unchecked Neo-Yugoslavia's Grand Pater Yorgos Giovanni Kalamindar's aspirations to seize the Bosporus would displace the indigenous Scythians of OPEC Holdings ltd. & Associates. Dugin fears the pressure from the Yugoslavians would cause OPEC to federate their global holdings which total over 90% of the planet's known landmass.
>>221756890kek
>>221757949In this timeline Anatoly Fomenko is canonized as one of the main prophets of Islam and Byzantine is reinterpreted as a Indo-European Buddhist kingdom. Duginism replaces Sharia law and Marx becomes a Buddha. They still do radical revolutions and treat every local population as Scythians just like how Turks think everything is Turkish, 3 years prior to these events they tried a revolution in OPEC administrative district #2942 (formerly Indonesia) to liberate the indigenous Scythians. Neo-Yugoslavia is exactly what ex-yu countries believe old Yugoslavia was. High-tech, flying cars, utopian city sprawls, etc.
>world still exists in 50 yearsOh merciful god relieve me from this limbo
>>221754901The Union of South East Asia (USEA) formally declares the formation of the SEA Military Command (SEAMC), a multinational military pact that is reminiscent of the defunct NATO. Member nations pledge 5% of their GDP yearly to create this unified military force, and to pool resources to build or purchase military hardware in bulk to reap economics of scale. Conspicuously absent is Singapore, which elected to not join the SEAMC due to their status as a neutral tax haven after the collapse of their shipping industry 10 years ago when the Kra Canal was built by the Thai-Malaysian Canal Consortium. The newly formed SEAMC is widely considered to serve as a counterbalance against Imperial China's Xi-Dynasty aggression in the region, though the recent War of Grudges between China and Japan has distracted them somewhat from forays into the region. The US-Remnant government based in Hawaii has expressed interest to join the SEAMC, though USEA officials have not yet commented on this matter, since the Holy States of America does not recognise the US-Remnant as a valid nation.
