My doctor says, “It's not healthy for a young man to stay home all day playing video games and eating potato chips.” Stupid bitch. What does she know about health? Doctors act all high and mighty in your country, too?
>My doctorwhat kind of man goes to the doctor regularly?
>Frozen pizza is not healthy even if you change the flavour once in a whileDoctors are frauds
take a light walk every day for 30 minutes and even just that will makes you healthier
>>221755897last time I went to the doctor was to get a fake prescription so I can take a day off from work
>>221755948the state forces me to see a psychiatrist every two weeks because the claim I have paranoid schizophrenia
>>221755897When I woke up from surgery I felt like I was dying of thirst and I begged a doctor who was standing beside my bed RIGHT NEXT TO a water fountain / dixie cup dispenser to please give me some water and he angrily huffed, "That's a nurse's job!" before stomping out of the room. FUCK DOCTORS.
>>221755948Actually, it had been over two years since I’d had any routine checkups. I only went because my mom kept telling me I needed to
>>221755997You have paranoid schizophrenia? I have insomnia.
>>221755969If I go for a walk, who's going to keep posting on 4chan?
>>221755997what happens if you don't?
>>221755995here, they're only giving out time-off vouchers now.
>>221756078an ambulance is sent to take me to a public hospital if the psychiatrist contacts them and tells them I didn't show up
>>221756065Just use cellphone data
>>221755960Mine said that eating potato chips and drinking soda every day could kill me. pssst... so what am I supposed to eat?
>>221756368yea you are not gonna get all the vitamins and minerals and proteins you need from eating potato chips just to start off with. i guess if you eat enough you could get enough calories, but like... yeah, you're gonna die bro. I know being an adult is great, but it doesnt mean you should eat cookies or chips for every meal just because you can, right?
>>221757080>but it doesnt mean you should eat cookies or chips for every meal just because you can, right?That’s literally what it means. What’s the point of being an adult if you can’t do whatever you want?
>>221757210You can do whatever you want, but there are consequences to living recklessly like that
>>221756276I don't have a "cellphone".
>>221755997What are you paranoid about
>>221757291Probably women. Have you ever seen them? They're scary. I wouldn't want to be alone with one. Who knows what she'd want to do to me
>>221755897I dislike people who don't take basic care of their health.Specialy because eventually you look like it; fat, acne, bad posture, smelly... you become an ugly monster if you don't take care of yourself
>>221757383>fat, acne, bad posture, smellyonly fat.
>>221757277Get a job
>>221757530WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE MY MOM? DON'T I EVEN GET A BREAK HERE?!
>>221757575lol well if you're content to sit around and eat chips all day till you die... just so you know, there's more to life
>>221755897Doctor's generally do no know dietary matters beyond what is "safe" to recommend, but yes your doctor is correct that a sedentary lifestyle eating potato chips is not healthy.You NEED exercise anon. You need meat and vegetables too.>>221755969Absolute minimum.>>221755960Goddamn frozen pizza is so good.
>>221757575sorry he used that horrible word anon
>>221760166not the absolute minimum retard but yeah go for a walk from time to time
>>221761642Yes that is the absolute minimum amount of movement you need.Walking is nothing. It is barely exercise. And for 30 minutes it's nothing if all you do is sit at the computer.
>>221755948>who sees the doctorSomeone who can afford to pay the doctor bills. Insurance, if you even have it, doesn't cover everything.
>>221757575There’s a lot of things outside where you can enjoy life though.
>>221762651I squirt salty water out of all the pores on my body in thirty minutes
>>221756368doesn't that bitch know everyone dies? are medical degrees just handed out to anyone in Brazil?
>>221755897dude just rape your doctor lol, fuck she gon do?
>>221755897why don't you try doing something with your life? you only have one life
I used to do push-ups every time I died when playing stalker, not much just 5. I should probably return to doing that. Every little bit counts.>>221757575be nice to your mom, she only wants you to be able to survive on your own
>>221755897kek she is wrong
>>221763875She's a really ugly gook.
>>221763436>squirtDo you squirt while walking??
>>221762748>>221766663Such as? Fucking trannies and snorting coke isn't as exciting as you think
>>221761627Oh, thanks. Some people really have no tact.
>>221766765Hmmmmmmm, no. That slut, through her lewdness, brought me into this world vulnerable to all kinds of suffering. As the architect of my days, she must ensure that I do not suffer. If that means she has to work herself to death, then so be it.
>>221763436That means you're really out of shape and ca do so much more to improve your health.Please do more anon.
>>221769418Aren't your people the ones who own hundreds of fast-food restaurants and eat pizza and hamburgers all day long?
>>221769511As a group, sure, but we also exist as unique individuals imc. Some choose to be healthy, some are too retarded to be.If you have the choice, anon, wouldn't you like to be healthy? There's so much health related stuff that can just be prevented with daily structured exercise.
>>221769511Oh also don't ever disrespect hamburgers by implying they are unhealthy. They are not.
>>221768625logically speaking howeverthobeit, once she dies you still have to be self-sufficientand you can either start now or try to start later, which one would be better for you?
>>221769778Whether I work or not. The future is always uncertain; there’s no guarantee that working now will lead to a better life than if I stayed home.
>>221760166Does masturbation count as exercise?
>>221763751Apparently, yes.
