https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emPhXdwhQoE
sir new normal
Kek its saturday night and im laughing at a gay man spreading his arse hole on 4chan
I want to smell Emma Watson's gaseous braps.
would like to have sex with rebecca ferguson
Business idea: Hiberno-Britannic Union. UK fucks off the royals and Ireland fucks off the EU. All nations of the union are equally represented. Advantages:>largest economy in Europe>de facto Transatlantic bridge>tech and finance dominance>total maritime and energy sovereignty>control Western approach to European waters>top livestock producer in Europe>agriculturally self sufficient>cultural powerhouse; responsible for virtually all tolerable European popular music
Why would I stop loving you a hundred years from now?It's only time
we need angloism, settle welsh land with english people. god promised us that land
>>221756299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99OtULQ5S9c&list=LL&index=1
>>221756307irish wont like it
Got severe depression, suicide ideation and anxiety over work tomorrow
hope the new james bond game is good, the last couple of films were dire
once i get a shelf stocker job, cut me 'air, buy a motorcycle and go back to my music career my cousin will love me again>>221756213i just dont have nothing going on in me lifewhat do you want me to talk about it? neymito?
>>221756307look at this terrible idea
think everyone's in the /hm/ thread
A greasy wop dago just replied to me.
Anyone wanna come round mine? I could shit in your mouth
>>221756345yeah? yeah?
I envy neet lads. In my years of toil across several jobs I have met a lot of insufferable faggots I otherwise would never have met.
>>221756356its one of those games that is going to be rightfully hated and immediately forgotten
6x 160 jump ropes toil later tonight
>>221756424
if you could magically become a girl would youI wouldn't
>>221756332I thought you guys already did that
how is the PIP application going then?
>>221756345do it then
>>221756307thing is, without eradicating the uniparty and obliterating all the wogs none of this shite actually means anything
despise normies
I envy toil lads. In my years of neet across several generals and imageboards I have met a lot of insufferable faggots I otherwise would never have met.
the Chinky order:spare ribs in honey saucechipsprawn toast
>>221756424>rightfully hatedWhy's that?
>>221756451ktim
>>221756360you just know this runt has a shower with no electrical insulation
more 2 cum
>>221756356Same but I liked the last couple of films. Still didnt played Hitman 3 nor finished the 2nd one.
Aight lads do I have a story for you.>walking my golden retriever in unofficial dogpark (an open field next to a vacant office building)>every dog is unleashed even though there's technically an ordinance about it (not enforced)>suddenly, 3 english bulldogs run out of nowhere at us>2 are friendly but one literally BITES my golden on the butt>become irate - immediately yell at the owners>"Your dog just bit my dog", "Leash your damn dog", "Please control your animal", etc>they are waddling over (not running)>keep berating them as they finally make it over>the man, hence I call the Ogre, starts talking back at me>Ogre: "I am getting the dog. Calm the fuck down!">bark right back at him >Me: "Just because your dog is small doesn't mean you get to be an apathetic loaf about it">he gets angrier but his wife steps in>Wife: "We'll sorry, we'll get our dog. But your dog was unleashed too">Me: "But my dog didn't run to yours and BITE it">I start walking away>Ogre: "Asshole">Me: "White trash">after a few moments his wife runs up to me>Wife: "Excuse me, one moment. There's no reason for this aggro. Your dog will go home and be perfectly fine. We're sorry about the incident but you shouldn't take it out on us. It's just dogs being dogs.">we bicker over this for a moment but ultimately I end it with this>"I respect you, but I don't respect this man. So I'll apologize for the insults. But next time this happens, I won't wait for you to take care of the situation. I'll grab the dog myself."AITA? I only post this story here because the lady was British.
what if you had a bowel movement with the circumference of a coke can
>>221756464the chinky?
>>221756451>>221756470sour grapes >grr i hate normies and socializing with normal people with social skills ill just vent on 4chan to strangers instead get a grip
>>221756480>On Monday temperatures could reach 33C in southern England and the Midlands.
>>221756480my slug form shall be nowt but slime
Once i went back to drinking milk my farts got stinkier
>>221756480>>221756508dios mio
>>221756468copycat that is worse than what it copies.
>>221756480might kill off some boomers
Brits do not believe in AC. Let them sweat.
>>221756480and these bloody right wingers still refuse to believe in global warming
>>221756528but the biomass will multiply
>>221756480
lately I’ve just been eating ice cream and cookies with burgers or pizza. I’m turning into a fat fuck help me
>>221756496didn't read past the first line but just wanna say dogs are retarded mutants who should be killed
>>221756537We used to not believe in it but then global warming started happening and now here we are
not a pixel of that tome has been perceived
>>221756537What's Assassin's Creed got to do with anything?
um we call it climate change now rorke
Refuse to switch the fan on, not yet that hot
>>221756552kahteem kakhteem kahteem kahteem
>>221756554sacked tranny btw
>>221756554hello achmed thanks for bringing nothing of value to this thread just like you do for the country as well
>>221756551my bollocks detector is beeping
bangaranga
I think I'm turning Japanese
>>221756552*jiggles your belly*
think this guy has ever worked in the sugar canes in his life?i mean you have to be incredibly american brained to put up such a poster there's something in the water in europe
the new pm
>>221756557>believe in AC>whole country starts running more appliances>raises the global warmingscan't bloody win can we
>>221756477
To be a part of the Golden Horde...
>>221756599sex boobs
>>221756636sir chad starmer
>>221756641what the fuck
>>221756629You're going to have to explain who this is because I have no idea what you're talking about
>>221756641
>>221756641actually gave me a chuckle, cheers
>>221756606spunked in your own eyes?
>>221756641nigga
>>221756641holy fuck
>>221756437They did. Most of it anyway
>>221756641based
On holiday.
>>221756641good post
>>221756641Based Fedora user. Are those showers safe? They don't look safe.
>>221756670
>>221756641very based
>>221756714say hello to the yeti for us
big money never comes clean
love the idea that foreign interlopers to this thread might be killed by their own appliances
Luigi you're so freakin sexy
>>221756784I bet they all had poos in their colons when this was filmed.
>>221756803
>>221756716Yea, they are safe. The one from my older house got on fire once, tho. I never felt so fucking scared in my life. It started doing tons of shock noises and I turned it off, then it started to catch fire and I was so fucking scared with not a single intelligence point in my brain that I threw some water on it.The problem was due to electric tape melting from bad usage.
i'm far right
>>221756803this cannot be posted, it's against the law
quite interesting how I know exactly what I need to not do and what I need to start doing in order to fix my life but I just don’t do it.
roãrke getting electrocuted in the shower
>>221756641zased
>>221756307>All nations of the union are equally representedwell they arent equal are they
Thrift store pull
>>221756641pscr
>>221756803there are unicorns on the wallpaper, btw
>>221756829Delayed gratification ent it. You'd rather have immediate dopamine hits then do something that will benefit you in the long term.
>>221756641BaseadÃssimo.
lovely british womenhttps://www.reddit.com/user/OliviaRobin/https://www.reddit.com/user/sesora33/
>>221756821>Yea, they are safe.>*lengthy anecdote about how they are, in fact, not safe*
>>221756821>Yea, they are safe.>The one from my older house got on fire oncesc
was going to have a disgusting evil wank but it's too hot
Started wanking to twinks getting bummed then but stopped before I ejaculated
ordering a chinky for dinner then
>>221756863Mmm maybe but I’ve been doing this for years now and my life has been getting worse and worse and still I don’t change
what's the correct answer to this questionI always fuck it upneets don't know how privileged they are
>evil wankum
>>221756897phew, not gay then
>>221756868>My girl-cock is atrophying exactly how it should.right
https://youtu.be/X7W01mGCo40
>>221756821>well yeah they're safe but my old one caught fire, no big deal really wailing
>>221756901Well you're just reinforcing the habit. Your brain doesn't make the connection that by doing those things you'll be rewarded later because you've never experienced that feeling before.
Well Rorke?
clicked every link ITT
>>221756908I've fucked a few boys before and even rimmed them so I'd say I'm quite gay
>>221756888same bruvpc would probably crash if i tried to start up tor at this temp
I mean if your shower catches fire you can just use the shower to put it out
>>221756904gay as day from that subtle neck cock. full zest alert
>>221756641LOL
>tim now eating out of bed fucking hell what a grim endhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2058212960447635830/photo/1https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2058226035800387736
eating 'sco macaroni and cheese for dinbobs
>>221756945so like this?
>>221756641crazy how poor latinx houses arethey're so joyful and extroverted you forget their houses are basically prison cells
Right, well that's Emma Watson letting off a vile stinker right in my face, now isn't it.
>>221756971Just goes to show you don't need riches to be happy
>>221756641Love Brazil
>>221756821
>>221756641Extremely powerful webm
might play warhammer later
>>221756992the loudest clown is often the saddest one backstage
>>221756821Brazil cannot be real
>>221756821scariest thing in the world when you turn something off and it carries on getting power. happened when i spilt my drink on a plug socket or some shit
>>221757015bet you thought that image was funny. racist prick
>>221756829>>221756901KATHEEEEEEMBeen semi-consistently working out lately. A few days a week and then just on weekends then back to multiple times again.
unironically the way to save the union is to move the capitol to edinburgh. move parliament to pairlament house and move chuck to holyroodhouse.
the shower set on fire from bad usagewhat don't you understand?
if you really think about it the 1700s wasn’t even that long ago
>>221757033was>>221757050for being white in starmer's britain init
>>221757050racist cumskin got whats coming to him
>>221757054Be quiet
>>221757058how does a shower (water and metal) catch on fire
Want to learn about astronomy but haven't studied physics since GCSE
might get a large big mac meal and some chicken nuggets for my lunch tomorrow
>>221757072damn i know you're being ironic but you reminded me that shitskins actually tried to shop that term around for a while lmao
Wogs out
>>221757079this question is racist
>>221757012that line work is all over the place
>>221757079like this >>221756968
>>221757077you know it'd work. london is too congested anyway.
need star trek food printers to become reality
>>221757089this isnt your goyslop diary
>>221757054Union is done lil bro Ain’t no saving it
>>221757079bad usage
british culture isnt worth saving
sex erotic
>>221757087all you need is to look at algebra and then do calculus up to a level if you want to know the maths
>>221757115five. hundred. cigarettes
>>221757148uncs would pay 2 dollars to watch this movie on the bigscreen just to get a boner
>>221756641why do you use kde like a mong?
>>221757128British culture doesn’t exist
>>221757120what is it for
>>2217571852 dollars well spent
>Premier League ending tomorrow >WANK Holiday Weekend so no looming afterwards eitherMr Starmer is too good to us
hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me brit
buying children cigarettesstealing from charity shopsbanging pans together at 3am on residential streets
realising how odd my life is. single at 36, just existing here on Earth
>>221757225what's your wank holiday?we have one too x
>>221757234ktim
>>221757234could be worse, you could have a shower that blows up and sets you on fire
alright done with subnautica 2 until they release it
have you considered not showering?
mental how quickly three hours can go by when gooning scary
>>221757262best 5 hours of your life huh
>>221757276could goon your life away and not even notice
>>221757234ktim in 8 years
>>221757303pengalengers
Shagged a kiwi girl who's dad trooned out in his 50s for a bit. She loved being choked and fucked roughly in the arse. Makes you think.
>>221757234>oddhistorically speaking, perhaps somewhatbut you are a growing demographic
thors wife wew
the summer desk fan has been activated
>>221757303hate wanking to this bitch
can I get some Fs in the chat
withering away from a headache
>>221757332better engineering than that lad's shower
>>221757332mm thats not right
>>221757335what was its name
Gooning is enjoyable and the point of life is to enjoy it
NEED and english slag on my dick
I have made the decision to take my own life Likely via hanging
>>221757346holy FUCK this is LITERALLY me right nowonly difference is the fan is 20 cm away from my bed and the laptop is on a tray on the bed instead of some boxesotherwise identical
>>221757365alri aristippus of cyrene
>>221757368Go post these fucking mid dykes somewhere else
>>221757365this is why drugs are good for you
>>221757378very boring death, you should do something cooler
>fans
>>221757381max setting? x
>>221757413i agree>>221757378there are surely some public officials who are not too far from you
>>221757399
>>221757378ktimbut really the k part
https://youtu.be/-e99O7rI4E4
>>221757437ugly mutts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppiLqLmnzE
still dying from that webm it has to be ai or something for bait
>>221756641You should get some posters or something for decorating
Another white house shooting. What's all that about?
>>221757437Vile
mad now his life is literal thirdie hellhole yet i still feel fucked and depressed cos no gf
>>221757499don't care
>>221757428nahyes during the day though
>>221757499Me with the gatGonna have a word with DonnieGive him a fuckin straightener
>>221757507puts things in perspective, doesn't it
boiling over with incel fury
>>221757499lying fagot
like its not binary HIS LIFE IS VISUALLY AND OBVIOUSLY "WORSE" but does NOT in fact make me grateful to be 26 virgin living with mumlike its ADJACENT to being a literal thirdie with a flamethrower as a shower
my friends are alll gone. all I have is you lads
usyk losing on points thus far
Ash Ketchum gotta be like 45
dont lose hopedont let them win
>>221757577Never had any to begin with me
>>221757600penis nigga fadget
>>221757600need kate bush to hug me and sing dont give up
>>221757600Trve
>the izzy green thread disappeared from /gif/ before i could watch itwell bollocks there's literally nothing else on there, guess i will HAVE to spin up tor now
>>221757577
there better not be any welsh in here
>>221757639kahteem. KAHHHHHHHTEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221757559roar
Pokémon TCG is completely baffling
american horse
>>221757642um xwhy x
>>221757600direct your anger outwardsstart smashing shit up
hate when non-white people refer to their parents friends as their uncles and auntsthose words have meanings you bhenchods you're confusing things for no reason
How are soylinieals supposed to compete with the zoomer BVLL?
wouldn't mind a welsh lass with that welsh accent in her voice. but I'm a virginous runt you see. so no woman for me
i did suicide first aid training at work and it was so hard to mask my suicidal feeling but i just about managed it. they did say i scared them a little with the roleplay section tough
>>221757187Usecase for having this awful aesthetics?>>221757494I'm broke as fuck, no money to buy superfluous stuff. Also there is tons of mold here so it would only make it worse I guess.
Sup mouldie
nigllenials
>>221757624
can't win at video games unless I cheat which then raises the question of why do I play when i'm just going to cheat
>>221757681STOP KILLING YOURSELF STOP KILLING YOURSELF
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEEEEEAAAD!
in the middle of the desert rn not sure how i can post
>>221757681good at roleplaying vomiting up 50 paracetamols are you
why did you wankers stopped posting. trying to get me to feel lonely and kms are you ye
why did that anon have a fox then?
Dis nigga needs to know the time in Lisbon o algo
>>221757723ktim except i dont cheat i just get depressed and still suck after trying hard
>pasbort
>>221757681bitch
>>221757749rspca toiler. boring answer
usky's getting his ass beat. it's over
>>221757760evil bradleigh
>>221757784Slava Ukrainiggers...
>>221757600checked
It sage x
did you ever watch the simpsons on sky one
waiting for someone to fix newpipe
any peaked at the high school man in
im the reincarnation of adolf hitler
>>221757816Yes, ask me anything
>>221757851bizarre lie
>>221757816yes mate. some of the episodes got a bit weird though
>>221757848I peaked in grade school
Got the Animal Collective on again haven't I
all my friends private(d) their X profiles
>>221757816no, only at 6pm on channel 4 i believe it was
>>221757900ktim
>>221757852who's your favorite side character
The cute blasian girl i matched with on a dating app messaged me back!!!
>>221757816Channel 4 for me
>>221757900ive been done
>>221757346ktim
>>221757816yeah every Sunday then I think Malcom in the Middle was after
>>221757816BBC2 for mewhat channel was it on in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO8Ng9w81sM
>>221757683use gnome or else
>>221757791
>>221757909get the thousand blossoms bloomed
>>221757931leftypol trying to sit on this
