Live your myth in Australia.
I need to get the fuck out of this place
Whenever I go out and about I always wonder about how retarded the all these future lycra pussy babies will be.
>>221760655BOOBA
>>221760720There's nowhere better, I'm not even kidding. I've moved around and been to other countries and everything else is just worse somehow. People here don't realize just how good things are here until they venture out for a while.
>>221760655I visited Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth, Darwin, Melbourne, and Kalgoorlie-Boulder in a few trips spread between 2017-2022. Safe to say I didn't like any of them. I'm sure I won't be returning, I've seen enough.
>>221760863>won't be returningIn any capacity whatsoever. No thanks, you can keep it. Just beware of gas huffing abbos and streetshitters, bossman.
>>221760863Australia is America but put in Oceania and only with good parts, jealous mutt
>>221760655Is she 16?
>>221760861Australia is the rest of the world delayed by 20 years, so of course it's better. Unfortunately the populace is the most priggish and pliant smattering of cunts imaginable, and you'll play Cassandra trying to warn people what comes next.
>>221760655a chinaman like me wouldn't dare aspire to this
>>221760861Sure, on a materialistic and safety level I don't doubt it. But my needs are not getting met here in other important areas and never will be met the longer I stay.
>I suffer in Australia surrounded by Asian women
>>221761129Whats going he dindu nothing unironically, maybe he was just dehydrated or something
>>221760791>thinking they will ever have babiesfunny one mate
>>221761129I'm still stunned people move to NT, it's notoriously the worst place in the country and yet people still go.
>>221761453These girls always land a Deano and pump out a Brayden. What else are they gonna put in the Land Cruiser?
>>221761540Grim.
>>221760655australia is the greatest country in the world
>>221760655Looks expensive. I prefer to shop used
>>221761494Darwin is not as bad as Alice. But, I am surprised that apparently a ton of Asian immigrants would choose to live there over any other of the capital cities.
>>221760655Correction: the tiny titlet is actually the daughter of Montenegrin wogs, but the Aphrodite is pure Anglo Australian.
>>221761815Both are still in NT, I never said one was better or worse than the other, as I don't think I could choose between them.>I am surprised that apparently a ton of Asian immigrants would choose to live there over any other of the capital citiesIt must be for high paying work or perhaps they got duped into thinking it's "the real straya" or some shit. A lot of Indians go there too and aboriginals really seem to hate them, which is such an odd thing.
>>221760655Will never forgive my great-great grandfather for not stealing a loaf of bread. I'd currently be lounging on a beautiful beach in Australia, surrounded by tanned, blonde beauties. Instead I'm rotting away on this dying shithole island.
>>221762429Just move, you wont be treated like a foreigner
>>221762429you just need reform uk or that other party to win back control of the UK
>>221760655>*smacks her boobs*BEEP BEEEP
>>221761874She's Albanian
>>221761129why's there asians in darwin of all places>>221761164he would've been harassing/threatening people. very common past time for abos to sit on public transport and harass commuters for attention.
>>221761065You are clearly Korean, sir.
>>221762429You can move here y'know, it's pretty easy because of how close we remain with the UK.
>>221760655i don't get it
>>221760655Australia honestly seems like incel hell to me. Like the kind of place where I'd be actively bullied for being a fat, asocial NEET who doesn't give shit about sports, or being outdoorsy.
>>221764261Sort of. You'd honestly be fine if you're not fat, but you need to have some kind of outside activity going on. If you like cars, that works, and then sports won't matter if you just like cars at the minimum.
>>221764261Not really. The average man here is a bearded boardgame faggot. Just move to Melbourne and you'll be fine.
>>221760655Tell me more about it - what's it like down there? What are the people like? What's there to do for fun?
>>221764588My best description is probably like late 90s Texas mixed in with late 00s England, an odd but nice enough blend.
>>221762928This has been debunked.
>>221761874>>221766278do these women date asian men?
>>221760655BBC certified™
>>221764640What so King of the Hill plus Top Gear?
>>221764184They don’t let uneducated Brits in
>>221761129Man I'm so happy I don't have to use public transport anymoreIt's like being teleported to Pinhead dimension, but with more arabs
>>221764261Yes it's fucking MISERABLE. The hot chicks only go for 6'4 muscular footy players/tradies with mullets and mos, Sudanese, or druggies
>>221766278mirashaj doesn't sound very english
>>221760655why are australian women so lewd? wtf they leave their homes half naked every day. brazilian women only do this on carnival
>>221761874your distinction is pointless, they all have evident meat sweat. and im not talking about the type you eat
>>221771006Because of the climate, it's too hot outside.
