galunggong edisyon
WMAF is the best pairing
>>221762166True
jakarta impressed?
cute little birdie wandered into a restaurant
why dont we have sparkling water here?
>>221761342
>>221762113south korea has the highest(or second highest) per capita consumption of fish and shellfish in the worldhowever, i cannot eat fish at alli almost vomit just from the smell of fish therefore, i suffered from extreme fear whenever fish-based side dishes were distributed in school and the militaryalso, i hate making eye contact with dead fish
>>221762129I have stomach problem with garlic.
kamboja is vampire?
>>221762500I look at you with both pity and disdain, those who cant appreciate seafoods are the poorest soul in existence.
Filipinas are obsessed with big white titi.
>>221762549I have fangs if that count.
>>221762113Smooth, hairless underarms are the current beauty standardIn the mainstream media, from hollywood movies to Japanese cartoons, almost everybody has hairless underarmsNow who naturally has hairless underarms? Yes, smooth pits are part of the pedo globalist agenda
everybody has canines doe
>>221762634I notice that some don't at all.Horse-teeth motherfuckers.
weirdo
you wont be able to eat meat if you dont have em doe
>>221762592i once asked a doctor about this, and he said that, with a low probability, there are people who perceive the smell of fish as much worse than it actually isand unfortunately, I am one of those few peoplei often get severe allergic reactions on my skin even when i eat chickenmaybe that is why i'm underweight for my heighti'm 179cm tall, but i weigh in the low 60kg range
Where is my autistic chud gf?
im 160cm
>>221762222Jakarta Impressed
>>221762673dress up as a girl!now!
>>221762500you’re mentally illthat’s why you are here with us
weirdos
stop talkin 'weirdos', 160cm flip! you just makin me hard!
>>221762886
I have to stay home during this weekend because I have no money even though I have a job!
i cannot relate to fat people
>>221762517That explains a lot.
Whenever I am in a bad mood, I will just watch some clips in r/PHKamote and my mood will get better.
>jakartroon
im 187cm doe
>>221762999checked
>>221762999How will your japanese gf respond when you bring her to the SEA slump?
>>221762999I am finely okay with that wages if i get my own land certificate for free, my jakartroon friend are all in debt even with 20M IDR wages
>>221763120>if i get my own land certificate for freeYou have to pay property taxes or the government will take it away
Which one is you anon?
>>221763172i can live with that, i wish i was born with jogja blood
>>2217631781 and 4 at the same time.
>>221763228same
>>221762666checked
but extremely happy that whites are dying in Ukraine and the Middle East. only happiness
>>221763259Based. Would you consider going to run an Olympic? Mike Tyson started his career with street fight.
>>221763259what's your character? chun-li?
Why Thai ppl such a cry baby. Cheating scandal in competitive sport is very common here in sea, and it's not their first time they get cheated. Walking out to protest is disrespectful. Just play and get over it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHfg95TJ8o
>>221763178I think 4?This is taken yesterday.
>>221763009>>221763651damn. i keep forgeting that we have a white dude posting as flip here.
>>221763704I am not white and 187 cm
>>221763651Crazy build damn you mog me
>>221763540I don’t understand why the Thai coach/manager kept protesting even after watching the replay on the screen, to the point of not wanting to continue the match. Come on, the game wasn’t over yet.
>>221763745you aren't?
>>221763808Context?
>>221762500Probably C2 north yayoid genotype, you should be eating wheat millet and horsemeat.
>>221763009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPj4xrD77BE>>221763540Is she doing porn now?
>>221763889Takraw World Cup Final>Malaysia won the first set>The tension came to a head when Thailand were leading 14-13 in the second set and struck what they thought to be the winning point but it was overruled by the umpire, Singaporean Radhi Che Mei, who ruled that a Thai player's leg had crossed over into the Malaysian side under the net.>This enraged the Thais who verbally protested against the decision without success.>Thailand then opted to not continue playing, though they did not leave the court.>Tournament officials thus ruled that Malaysia won the final match and thus won the final 2-1.
>>221764089>The tension came to a head when Thailand were leading 14-13 in the second set and struck what they thought to be the winning point but it was overruled by the umpire, Singaporean Radhi Che Mei, who ruled that a Thai player's leg had crossed over into the Malaysian side under the net.Why is this a foul
>>221763808Exactly my point. Seem like they can't handle the stress and this shit triggered them lmao. Congrats to Malay tho.
>>221763919Not yet. I think she is still in jail.
>>221764269She got JAILED for that?!What about the boyfriend?
just got terminated from alfamart after less than a week
Just bee yourself!
>>221764225Do you think the judge made the right decision?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M213UMBys4U
For only 3 months. Same as her simp.
>>221764355meant for >>221764281
>>2217631781 going to 2
BSEAC….
>>221764333He did a lot of weird decision for me in this video.
Easy af.
>>221764572no girl in SEA cares about the dude going to gym
theyre collecting your data while you gorge on junk food and get clogged arteries
Normal Brazilian girls > sepaktrakawfags
>>221762191TRUTHNUKE
you will always lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money
I just want a qt hot big boobed hijabi gfIs that too much to ask
haram kuffar
>>221764956
just to clarify im 187cm and not whitesurely some of you faggots here are at least 170cm right?
>>221762166First post in /asean/ is firstiecore /asean/ is first world region
>165cm>63 kg>12.5 cm
me>174cm>85kg>13cm pushed to the bone
I'm 179cm and /int/ says I'm black, Indian and a mutt but they never accused me of being wh*te
>>221765033we're white coded
>>221764664when i lost some weight i thought everything would be finenow I'm a disgusting skinny-fat (bmi 21)that's unfair, some people look good without going to the gym
>>221765071>>221765136holy shit you two need mbg
>>221763773Im only lifting consistently for 1.5 years. Get youtself to the gym NOW!
>>221765295I'm fat as fuck though
>>221765272time to buy a ticket to the philippines fren
>>221765533i'm neither rich nor tall
Dear Filipinos.Is the area around Old Kibawe, Sanipon and Pinamula on Mindanao safe for white foreigners?My great granduncle fought in that area in WWII and I kinda want to visit, but I know the island can be dangerous.
>>221765639Mindanao isn't dangerous as long as you're a foreigner. Just don't go full side quest and meddle in local debt over $20
>>221765639Reference. What takes an hour now took more than a month in '45.>>221765685Roger that.
What do you think about filipino construction techniques? This is how they do it in the Philippines.
>>221764956well, you are currently in the right place to get it, no?those ones who wants a white gf or smth are in a worse position
>>221765790Ask for more pics
>>221765790sex
>>221765785Except there's no big booba girl in this cunt
>>221765790BOOBA
>>221765867>is wmaf popular outside of hk?It's the common pairing in the Philippines
>>221765867Read the Oxford Study
>>221765867
>>221765840suck them everyday and they will grow larger
>>221765867Heh, at this point she's just waiting for you to ask for it
>>221765958can you post your sex video on /gif/ in the future? im a WMAF cuck addicted pinoy
>IMG-20210303-WA0000.jpg107 KB JPG>14543921674571.jpg350 KB JPG>Screenshot_20260321_081622_Gallery.jpg175 KB JPGmr. chang, what's up with this weird larp?
>>221764300Bullshit. The selection process is already hard enough.
>>221763120The thing is you made those things up about your friends making 20m and having debts
i swear i've seen all that pics somewhere else on the net when i fap pretty long ago.
>>221762205Why, Brazil?
What’s Laos like?
>>221766349Imagine all the filipinos abusing the free visa if bangladesh joins. They'll be walking to Europe or UAE.
>>221766349>Serbiawtf, we should apply tooalso we are cheaper, you don't even need to buy decorations just turn them upside down
>>221766102it's okay to be a faggot here
anyone interested in making a tabletop game with filipino politics themes? instead of classes, you have tricycle driver, call center agent and garbage man etc,. like an AU of the country
i am foreigner living in the philippines and i don't understand why i don't have perfect score on grab, after the gas prices increased i have been tipping and i always go downstairs before they even reach the lobby, i call them a boss and say thank you. I have decided to stop tipping and let them wait downstairs since that's what a lot of other foreigners do.
>>221764300Grim just do nepotism bro. I'm about to get an entry level data encoder (((job))) in the guvment because my momma is a senior in the guvment and I'm getting the position by nepotism.
>>221767414whole country is ran by nepotism literally half of the workforce does nothing but sit on their ass.
>>221766944What system are you gonna use for that kind of stuff? GURPS?
Tell me about those nepotist construction workers
>>221767677lol you get a construction gig if you know the contractor, your friend is in a gig, or your father/brother/uncle/male cousin does construction. Its literally all nepotism.
>>221767677and you hire 10 people and you do 15minute shifts while 1 works and 9 watches.
>>221767677You know a family or neighboring member who works as a contractor who could refer you You just need a will to do a backbreaking job
>>221766944try tabletop simulator. i don't know how you can make it doei want to install it next time on my PC for monopoly gamei tried the mobile version of Monopoly™ and it's fucking rigged
I have a problem with being uncool and seeing all my cool friends on instagram I'm a jealous loser
just bee urself
>>221768063I don’t have any social media accounts or even selfies on my phone because I’m disgusted by my own face.
>>221768170Post your selfie bro, no judge here in this safe space :)
dont dox him chud
>>221768170I also don't have selfies, and I don't post any pictures of myself because I also hate seeing my own face (unless it's in the mirror, I don't know why). sometimes people tag me in their stories and I try my best to not view them.
I just shat myself in bed and my mom had to clean it.
>>221768170height matter
>>221768447>i just>18:20Weird timing to shat yourself in the bed
>>221761349bago
>>221768170same
>>221763651miring
>>221768688
but is it possible to find a gf today if your social media is empty?
>>221763651why do you steal photos from reddit?
>>221768170me 2
I live near Perpetual Molino and marijuana use is rampant there. Tons of young girls getting shared around by Cavite junkies too. Is it a good college to enroll in to get pussy?
what race should I jerk off to today?1-2: white3-4: east asian 5-6: southeast asian 7-8: latina9-0: Africandubs: trans
Test capcay
>>221769454I guess it's JAV nightunless I like this roll better
I'm going with latina
>>221769454Rollllinfnfbng
>>221768968Thanks>>221768989It was my fucking photo. Why would you accuse me of stealing someone’s photo in reddit?
Is this big enough
>>221769454rollan
>you will never be and sound as cool as this because of SEA manlet height and high pitch voiceWhy even live?
>>221769634face too ugly
>>221769454
>>221766911Yeah of course you would say that
do you have a word for libag in your country?it's the dirt you see when you swipe your finger between your elbows, neck, balls, and butt crack
>>221769789I like her new boswife ntr
>>221769918Daki
>>221765768Hollow blocks are the niggers of construction, I wish we had developed brick culture.
>>221762113How do I explain to my parents that they will never have a grandchild because I am an 175cm manlet SEAmonkey chud and I refuse to burden an innocent child with this curse? They will be lucky if I don't an hero myself before they die.
>>221770463You don't.
>>221769454Time to unload to ugly ass western futa, boy.
>>221769454rollex
>>221770510reroll
>>221769454Roll
>>221769454Roll again
I hope my future wife is like a hamstring machineMeaning no one use her.
>>221763651gay phenotype
here's your korean girlfriend bro
Rate my wife
>>221770733would rape in the corner of a brick house/10
Miss cole
>>221770463I believe 175cm is considered tall in Indonesia.
>>221770716Hey thats the actress who play ellie in tlou series
>>221770733wake up bro
>>221770892Not in the global scale
>>221770892trve, i'm literally only 5 '9" and yet i heightmogged my own parents and like 90% of the people i've seen and met.
>>221770892No it isn't and even if it is, it still considered femboy tier in every civilized country.
>>221769543are you gay?
>>221771144>>221771212>average in Indonesia for young men: 166.26 cmsorry bros, but you are both retardedwhat am I supposed to say since I am shorter than the average height in my country?
>>221771295ops, meant>>221771237ofc
>>221770892slightly above average at best
>>221770642>>221771242Yes
Give me that workNiggas talk out the side of they neck like Charlie KirkWhat's the worth?Baby girl left with a smirk, neck bussin' like Charlie KirkOn the run, now, what's the purse?Better aim for the neck like Charlie KirkBitch hit the EarthShe alright in the end, lean left like Charlie Kirk
Charlie, Charlie Kirky, I just popped a PerkyCharlie, Charlie KirkyI just– Charlie, Charlie KirkI just popped a PerkyCharlie, Charlie Kirk, KirkCharlie Kirk, and he just popped a Perc'Then he fuckin' died in Utah, man I'm tweakin'What the fuck is going on man, what are you doing right now? What you doin' this weekend?Tryna get you in the farm tonightTryna get you to milk that cow just rightFuck that cow and put his nut in, push my buttonsCharlie, Charlie Kirky
just spent last nine hours scrolling reels, tiktok, playing slots, pushing immo and chain smoking illegal cigarettes. life is good
You have two choices
(Hey, hey)(Ohhh, ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh eh)Charlie Kirk...Was shot by me(Hey, hey)He had a small pee-pee(Hoy, hoy)I have no jobAnd neither do you9-11Was caused by a Jew(Oooohh oohh ooh, oh!)Please don't release the Epstein filesMy name is on there at least fifty timesI goon to the footage of my real dashcamI threw all my meds into the trash canThe only showers I have are goldenI really hate it. When people play GolemI stick the pins up my ass when I go bowling
fuck my lifehttps://youtu.be/-jRKsiAOAA8?si=abBjA18tyT1zPsro
dub, and hot russian girl will dom me this year.
>>221772844>finally got it.
u mean got mocked by them or kms?
>>221772844gg bro
go block
>>221767233On behalf of all Filipinos I would like to say sorry by sucking your dick and licking your sweaty feet.
uhh guys?
>tfw it's monday
>>221775845>but you are a NEET
bawal or kembung ges
What the fuck is a go block
>>221775900pst, hey. i'm just pretending to be a neet.
What the heck is a go block and where the heck can I sexpat to if I just want to tickle seawenches until they pee themselvesI'm not a weirdo so don't say I am
sir, this is wendys
indonesia mentioned! so proud! :)https://x.com/hyperbloon/status/2058189833907097821
If I offer Wendy's cashiers money to tickle them until they pee, they will mark me for death and Mecha Duterte will hunt me down and defenestrate me
>>2217696587 meows
ban twitter poster
is zero parades good?
>>221777027how good are current AI models at using Indonesian? they still make weird grammatical mistakes in Polish for example
>>221762304>bird walks into a bar>orders a martini>bartender asks how he will pay for it>bird says to put it on his bill
>>221767233You remind me how those drivers love to give low scores to good customers. Like the nice ones that tip. Supposedly so others don’t/can’t get those low-reviewed but good customers. This unfortunately has consequences. The algorithm obviously prioritizes customers with better reviews. Making the good customers having more difficulties getting drivers.The system is a black box. And the drivers and I have retarded guests how they work which make us do retarded things. Because they heard some BS on social media from some unqualified randos.Basically IQ78, please understand.
>>221774118I now see why you get so many Expats
QONTOLLL
Pengen ngentot gan
>>221776322I regret telling Phillipines spammer about that
Is/was your campuses in your country open like western or closed like religious school?Any young stranger can literally eat or attend a class in my campus (UGM) without noticed and i do the same in other campuses in my city for lols and stupid challenge
goblok
>>221785114any lectures just wouldnt mind if theres any unknown student
>>221778337very good, too good even. when I use it for essays, the vocabs it uses is sometimes too uncommon for an average indog to use lol.
>>221785197What the tseungtsal is a go block
Stop block
kontol tolol
>>221785114Closed. It's more like highschool 20 except your social status is brought over that if you're unpopular in high school you're also like that in college.
Higher education block
traditional herbal medicine block
In my efforts to research go block I found out that Philippines local transtasy is experiencing discrimination from sexpats for being a slow texter
>>221762444Sounds like a business opportunity...
>>221762444We don't have magic water imc
can some indog explain what go block is to this amerikkkan oredi?
go block ngen tot
control tool lol
Mem- ACKKKK
Go block sounds like a street where everyone plays Go, that Japanese chess game o algo
Just let pass, ladIt's not worth it
>>221771615Faggot.
>>221787529I'm a different lad from the other... I was just making a joke
>>221787518>Japanese chess gamebut that's shogi
>>221786382Getting foreign sausage in their asshole is the highest achievement a pinoy male can get outside of being a grab food rider
>>221787605Oh, you're right. I guess Go is Chinese
chindo eyes make my jawir heart goes dokidokihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaBlHWfAHqA
>>221787518Go block sounds like when I place my thumb directly onto some Althea Princess Von Dimaapi Delacruz's urethra midstream
>>221787518But you're right except it sounds like O-Block but for Go!Imagine Japanese niggas teaching real OGs to play Go!
>>221787888for me, it's this mbak jawir's eyes
What makes pinoy men retarded behind the wheel?
>>221788133Basado
>>221776322>>221776756>>221785465>>221786382jua ask ai o algo
>>221788216He was not to blame, another car go blocked him
>>221788232now it's less funny because I can no longer pretend one random spammer had a brain short circuit causing him to spam a meaningless English word combination in these threads for months
>>221787888finna leave a retarded india tier comment asking QUOTIENT TV to marry me and love me long time with big sex
you can't do that saar! it's our duty as a comedic relief on the net.
>>221788063that is the kind of sexpat I would like to be if I ever weren't poor
im a pinoy business owner my favorite hobbies are wage theft and beating my employees
go block and gin
I never know if I should take asean zoomers seriously when they talk about wage theft because our own zoomers are constantly talking about being "stolen from" by da billionaires but what they mean is they weren't given free money (they also do not work)But it does seem like corruption and weak laws are a big problem in aseaSo I never know if it's zoomer delusion or thirdie grim reality
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>221788609so much this
How can I compress "goblok" and "bitch" into a two syllables total sexual insult to use against lovely asean women during the height of passionate lovemaking to intensify their pleasure
When will there be a Skyrim set in ASEA
>>221788530you're naive
>>221788681Carefully considered skepticism is the opposite of naivete
>>221788609
>>221776447It's impossible to be unemployed in indonesia
>>221788530He's telling the truth, I'm going to start a business there soon so I can get a VISA, and I've been told it can be difficult to compete with local businesses because locals often don't pay minimum wage, but as an American I would be kicked out if I didn't pay at least minimum wage.
>>221788770Wtf they don't even let zainichis have slaves? That's so messed up, racism is what it is pure and simple.
How expensive is Limkokwing school in Malaysia?
My friend got cucked by a diaspora… wat do? 3 yr relationship gone cause her mom pretty much forced her to accept the engagement. Can’t do anything crazy too cause he well connected.
>>221789380That's pretty much normal here if your family wealth isn't on the same levelThis is why I never bother with real life girl as a poorfag cuz I have seen it happen too many times.
>>221789380Just accept that women prefer wealthier foreigners and work harder.
only real neet please stand up.
>>221762113I need this vibe gf
>>221789380There's arranged marriage in Cambodia?
>>221789502There are still some, but it was more prevalent back then.My parent is a result of an arrange marriage for example.
>>221789380Sorry to hear that. What if it was girl's plan in the first place to settle down with a rich guy.
>>221789511Can they refuse it?
>>221789532depend how strong will the daughter/son are.Most of the time, it's a no.
>>221789502It heavily match make, guy visit girl house, sees the good, negotiates from there.
What's for lunch guys?
I still can't find a job
>>221789540If a rich guy comes to your home in a nice ranger/suv and you say no, the villagers will talk shit about you. Essentially it like rejecting a winning lottery ticket.
>>221789575The villagers already talk shit about you for other things.white people see khmers smiling and thinking they are nice, but A lot of people here are soulless bug men.
We should bring arranged marriage back. So many countries are dying of low birth rates.
>>221789515Yea, but my friend family isn’t too bad, they have a car and a decent house. The new guy has connections with govt. his family apparently owns some business overseas, how to cheer up friend?
>>221789575Pretty weird to shit talk, I can understand if they are lamenting or jealous but shit talk is fucking lol. But there are people like that everywhere.
>>221789611just hang out with him, so the topic is off his mind.Time will only heal this type of sadness.
cmon
>>221789584China still does it, not so successful tbqh.
new/bago/baru>>221789662>>221789662>>221789662
IT SO FUCKING HOT!!!
bump it
NOW
>>221765639>Old Kibawe, Sanipon and PinamulaThose are located in Bukidnon which is a popular local tourist area, you'll be fine.T.Mindanawon
do not pass go block, do not collect 200 dollar block
pasok/masuk>>221789662>>221789662>>221789662
