savoury '99 edition
trinity matrix sex arse
I hope somebody does an MRI scan of a rank and file Ukrainian Nazis brain to study its abnormalities before what's left of them dies. You may need a microscope to find it first.
*dies but in a gay way*
Got the Slayer on.
>>221762827for me it's south of heaven
firefox always changes my toolbar every time i open ithate it
youre still brown if you aint smarter than a fifth grader and cant solve basic math tests evendoe your skin is pale, your hair is blond, your eyes are a10 and your nipples are pink
>>221762827could never finish reigning blood on expert
>>221762851
>>221762851being really good at math is yellow coded tbqhwy
i have no clothes on
>>221762866saucy bitch
>>221762866x
We watched The Shining instead of Pan's Labyrinth
sposed to be warm later
Thogden has been... dealt with.
>>221762883you ever see that Doctor Sleep fillum with Ewan McGregor? it's the sequel to The Shining. It's actually an alright movie.sounds terrible in concept, a Shining sequel, yet is worth watching
why do schizophrenics feel the need to make thousands of posts on instagram
>>221762896going to shut mean old mr sunberg out
>>221762925wtf i never heard of it, it has decent ratings, so they actually made an alright sequel?
>>221762925Nope havent seen it
hearing voices
>>221763002yeah it's honestly worth watching. A lot of cool stuff in it.>>221763003give it a go
collected all the daedric artifacts in skyrim
will mellor's daughterfit
Like a fucking sauna in my bedrroom
>>221763082you and 2 other blokes sweaty and naked?
>>221763071He the bloke off corrie?
>>221763095yh
>>221763089I wish god
drinking sleep medicine that is banned in the uk since it can cause dementia, just so i dont ruin my sleep schedule
Boxing is so rigged I give up with this shit
>>221763119on the topic of banned US sleep medicine, a while ago I ordered some melatonin gummies from the USA (you can't get them here). They arrived in good time and I tried them but I sort of felt like the sleep didn't leave me well rested the next morningso I still have loads left over
taking my /brit/ sign to slam dunk festival today
to be fair that girl did hit ralphie first
>>221763159So what
>>221763139insane aura loss for Usyk. What's mad is that there's a decent chance he could have got the KO in the next round had the ref just let it go on, with the knockdown just having happened. but yeah those scorecards were a joke man
>>221763165she insulted him a little bit. she got a little out of order herself.
>>221763154my experience with melatonin as well i think you need to get used to it
think i might be a chebs man and not an arse man
is this any penger
bit sweaty bettie this morning
>>221763212weird how her legs are so stubby but her arse is so big, reckon it's a BBL
>>221763208you look very brazilian
>>221763217attractive asian women are typically >50% plastic
>>221763208than this
why did I get this recommended
wonder what women looked like before make up
Arsenal will receive the trophy todayNigerian discent women from London are happy
>>221763154>>221763183Sometimes if the dosage is too high it can make you restless>>221763212Banging arse but shame about her boat
>>221763269i hope you find your black queen one day portugal anon
>>221763256my sister looks like me but with long hair
rorke banging on about the boat peopleleftypol smugly correcting him and saying it's the billionaires that are the problem
state
>>221763291that's normal for SEA monkeys though
today is the day spurs go down
scrambled egg baguette and orange juice for breakfast, lovely
>>221763291yeah? are you a smooth twink for white papi?
>>221763295most boring generic rorke post of all timeput some effort in
probably gonna go wank my dick now aren’t i
leftypol cannot bring himself to say what the ethnic background of the billionaires are
>>221763341well go on then
>>221763208>>221763235rorke? leftypol? employed woman? anyone at all?
>>221763298Mad how much money police make in the US
me in the middle
>>221763350>Um white chid? I don't believe in racism unless it's hating my white skin and blacking my arse.
>>221763361they make like 50-60K, not that much tbqh considering when their job is corraling black brutes 95% of the time
>>221763383>
>>221763298I looked it up and saw a bunch of reddit posts whining about how terrible he is for being a cop now.
stupid old bitch Helen mirren got him kicked off
>>221763393Police officers make $90-150k depending on the jurisdiction
doing mental calculations in my head to see if i have enough food in the fridge / cupboards to see me through today without necessitating a trip to the supermarket
>>221763393oh Bruce... Brucey, Brucey, Brucey...*ruffles your hair and gently pushes you away from the table*
>>221763408well yeah thats literally the point of my post
bettie bondage wank, lovely
>>221763413nah apparently he's a massive bellend to work with. There's reports of him being a dick working on a good 3-4 different films at this point, showing up hours late, being unprofessionalhow hard is it to arrive on time, be polite, and collect your millions of pounds?
>>221763414>>221763425your average cop in bumblefuck oklahoma is not making 6 figures
>>221763427Oh. Then ur gay
>>221763434wish she was my cool aunt who wanked me off an that
>>221763440youre a bootlicker
>>221763438>average cop>bumblefuck oklahoma
if you were a police officer and you and your partner found a big bag full of drug money, would you take the money? >b-but they have bodycamsHaving a laugh if you think that stops them.
>>221763456Mhmm... *goes back to talking to sane people*
I'm the sheriff of south london
>>221763438>Tulsa Police Department officers earn starting base salaries of $55,910 during the academy, which increases to about $70,401 in their first year. Officers who are "topped out" (reaching the highest pay tier in their classification) make over $109,000 annually, with higher ranks like Sergeants making over $117,000 and Lieutenants making over $124,000.This is enough to live well in a state like Oklahoma. But Tulsa is a complete dump.
>>221763465NoI'd kiss ass until they let me be a hardened alcholic detective
>>221763465yeah
>>221763465Yes fucking obviously. Wouldn’t even need to be that much if I was police officer I’d get corrupt for 5 grand
>>221763465no i'd report themhate dishonest people and dishonest police even moreso
>>221763535grass
catching bent coppers
>>221763465honestly no because i know id get caught. and going to prison as a police officer is the same as being a nonce
officer rorke taking the money and keeping his mouth shutofficer leftypol taking the money hiding half of it in officer rorkes house then grassing him up
GIVE IT UP RORKE!! LAPD GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!!
>>221763562leftypol hates the police and supports antifa. not realistic then is it
i've done a "wank"
why she playing with her boob though
all these celebrities that are now diehard Arsenal fans, hilarious
>>221763575I'm white in California and im invisible to the cops lol. They're so used to only dealing with blacks, browns, and ran down whites they don't even give me a glance.
>>221763581I'm honestly surprised that women don't play with their tits more often.
crazy how closing the curtains and windows actually makes my house cooler
Rupervert Lowe is the type of man to revel in needless cruelty, joking about deporting migrants to "midge infested islands" but then erupt into a furious rage should someone speak ill of an Israeli.
>>221763620imagine it would get old after a while
>>221763624not really crazy is it
>>221763581think she has autism
>the curtains>my house
>>221763643he's hot ngl
home ownership is a meme
>>221763662you just killed the thread with this one
>>221763656he's cold now #ripbozo
Through a combination of non-replicable factors Britain once was a global empire. But here's the hard truth, the UK is a resource poor island off the Eurasian landmass. So the facts, which must always be faced in a manly way, say that Britain going forward is going to be a relarively poor country with many challenges. Thus blaming nationalization of the economy for Uk's downward spiral since losing the last of its colonies is dishonest. Nations with different like Portugal, Japan and Belgium have the same problem. Recall that socialism initially became popular in Britain when World War I brought total central planning and rationing yet the average man's life counter intuitively (according to liberal economists) got better! All privatization has done is transfer the whole British economy to Jewish finance crooks in America who have a vested interest in retarding the country's productive aka real economy forever and eroding its sovereignty to its current colonial status. See the book Vassel State. Tl/dr if your house is depreciating in value the answer is not to sell it to organized crime to turn it into a crack den.
did someone say something
Wish I could experience the feeling of playing my gba on a long journey as a kid again.
>>221763744yeahnot even ktim just yeah me too
finna cut me 'air like this
all of the anti-immigration Thatcherite messiahs Sargon has told his audience to vote for (Tories, Nigel Farage, etc) turned out to be worse on immigration than Labour. Now he is doing the same with Rupert Lowe. The result will be the same. Maybe people will get it if we use AI to make a movie about it starring John Cleese. The man who keeps voting Tory over and over to get the foreigners out until one day the Tories are all black and Indian campaigning on getting the white English out. The right wing inability to think systematically e.g. market liberalism needs cheap foreign labor to run like a car needs gasoline is why Sargon keeps scamming you and the British anti-immigration movement keeps stepping on the rake. Whether it's African slavery or indentured servitude (what migration to the West is now), liberal capitalism is the cause of mass migration and race/culture destruction.
my shower has never caught on fire
*slithers around*
>>221763071
poo coming out my arse
>>221763425LAPD is the biggest gang in the country
brutal, it's over for timmies
going to play some video games and try to have a wank but not let myself get too hot
i played video games too long and now i have a headache
>>221763840have 0 idea what is being communicated by this post
the auto youtube sleep viewings
/brit/farms
>>221762772This is British cuisine.
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization
might run 30km today for a laugh
selling condoms, never used
forgot i was supposed to be sleeping by now
*shines a laser in the middle of the thread*
>>221763913why would a cute girl misbehave like that?
>>221763927latina temperament
Would unironically stick me tongue up her rectum and taste last night's curry.
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779575729730622.webm
>be me>1 of 4 boys>Dad is blonde>Mom is auburn >Only son to take after my mom>Auburn hair>Bent from the time i was a small lad>Just a huge poofter reallyMental
>>221763967thats alright innit
>>221763967mad how you incels will never experience this. not once in your entire lives
why does that webm feel dodgy :/
>>221763891my dad gave me a bunch of condoms on near my 18th birthday and they all expired
>>221764013The brown hand ruins it
>>221763595>>221763967Doesn't seem that into it
>>221764021hardly brown is it
>>221763967only had sex with the girl on top once and my little willard kept falling out
>>221764035Too brown for my liking
Just having coffee in my back garden and saw this fox. Love early mornings like this when the weather is lush
>>221763967even my blanket humping toil has more action than thisis this ai
>>221764063I see two foxesx
>>221764063There's actually 2 foxes in this image.
>>221764066>>221764068I completely missed the 2nd fox, well observed lads
going to start warming up now, hope you are prepared, stay hydrated
>>221764083you're not cut out for life in the jungle pal
raping my own arse with a rolling pin
>>221764091Summer is a satanic orgy sent from a despotic god init
Sir Queer
any plans for today lads?
>>221764117can assure him I will be watching it for free. Imagine paying for 1s and 0s lol
>>221764117Did the men not get to see the ball
>>221764135tennis on telly. Radders is playing.
>>221764145thats my wife
Sir Dodgy Firestick
why did drumpf say he wanted to date his daughter bit weird like
>>221764117shall be watching it from my iptv, idc if the game is on youtube or not
>>221764063thats umfox
>>221764164um
>>221764153he's a creepazoid
Currently building myself an organiser using Claude because I'm sick of the online one I use. It's going surprisingly well
Not right is it forcing the men to pay to watch the men kick the ball. Queer Bummer is so livid he's going to make a suggestion on xitter about it.
>>221764177ok
morning ladsgoing to make a bacon sandwich for breakfast here then settle into a 12 hour brit shift of posting about black dick while hoping spurs get relegated
lots of people have very poor reading comprehension and that annoys me :/
need to rake the grass but really can't be arsed
>>221764178Least he’s doing something for the people of this country unlike your jewish slave in the White House
Sir Sky Sports
he's a real man of the people
sir arse doubler
>>221764189how does everyone have bad comprehension that doesnt make sense
the annihilator of german plumbers
>>221764188odd post
>>221764212thought he were english
i like football but talking to normal people about football makes me want to blow my head offit's so fucking boring
>>221764219Irish
>>221764212only trophies bro won are basically participation medals
>>221764222just not irish though is he>but his dad's irishdon't care listen to him speaknot an irishman
>>221764220ktimstart talking about trequartistas and watch their eyes glaze over
>>221764199He can't actually do anything about it, besides ask the rich men to please let the game be on telly. That's what i was referring to. However you little fart, remember that Kier wanted to ban 4chan in your country, because he says it's unsafe. Absolute state of you.
just put my bed sheets in the wash for the first time this year lol
dont even know what football is me
Dame Bonnie Blue
>>221764237Rattled lol
Dame Alysia Liu
>>221764238grim little man
>>221764238vile runt
>>221764248No u
>>221764238vile that
the thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in
I want to rub cocks together with another male
>>221764259mad how this isn't true anymore
>>221764262think that might be gay
>>221764262that sounds bent mate xx
might make some pancakes is Sunday after all
>>221764262Why
>>221764262ENOUGH from the Yank!
right, sandwich time
>>221764258>>221764274brazilian stuns /brit/ by posting in perfect british
>>221764288mad that
I remember when Emma Raducanu made it through to the US Open like aged 14 or whatever she was there was no UK coverage whatsoever and they had to cobble a deal together last minute. In the end it was on ITV4 or some backwater channel with no fanfare, agreed literally seconds before the match began.
>>221764249need to fuck her up her racoon hole while she makes racoon noises then cum on her feet ngl
we get it
>>221764275it isn't pancake day
Aus bros?
>>221763967why does she look bored
>>221764212nigga went to bayern just to have something on his resume lol
>>221764308>we're not going to vote our way out of thiswhat is alister going to do apart from post on twitter
really need an asian gf
>>221764308bomboclat wallahi
>>221764328well you're not having one
>>221763624want to keep mine closed too but houseplantberg wouldn't appreciate it
>>221764238at least they're in nowmake it a more regular habit from here on out x
>>221764308wallahi
mental how i just cumered and im going to sleep and going to wake up tomorrow keep this fucking loop forever until something bad happens unless i get a fucking job like any normal person
>>221764335well right why is that then
>>221764340i believe in you !!keep going !!
>>221764328this but she needs to be tanned and have a big arse
Hopefully I'll see some of you at Slamdunk later. I'll be the one getting pegged by Ruby in the pit.
>>221764340Why bother. Get the vr goggles and the auto masturbater 3000 hooked up live your life in the matrix
sorry cody miss bleederblowder said i can't play with you at recess
bet the toilfu makes cute little squeaks when shes having sex
>>221764366bet she screams when a bbc is bruising her cervix though
say walahi bro say walahi
>>221764277Why not
praying spurs go down
>>221764387on me mums life bro*lies*
>>221764364s
>>221764395they obviously won'tdon't get your hopes up
>>221764308mental how the germans far-right lass would do the exact same lol. why do rorkes/rorkettes love same-sex SEAmonkey relationships so much
Cooked up an absolutely mega diet plan ladsConsistently at 120+ protein and <1700 caloriesGoing to be body beautiful by Autumn
>>221764379why are you like this
someone's made a mess of my pots and pans
almost responded to someone's annoying gay comment on reddit but checked their profile and they're a fat tranny so yeah :/
>>221764328Move to California or British Columbia.
>>221764417ok
>>221764410show us perhaps
>>221764425yeahh x
>>221764395can see them losing but wet spam not winning desu
>>221764417>I'll just get insanely fat that's my planCancel this shit already
we are rorkey twerkwe rape all the bames
simply must date a skinny woman and fatten her up. its imperative that she goes up multiple waist sizes and loves me for helping her do so
>>221764418
why won't he stop bros..https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2058442224644354130
Good morning, Happy PentecostLord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>221764455Bizarre
pov: you are rorke
>>221764428
>>221764470:p
>>221762772This reminds me of when actress who played Kylie Platt on Corrie posted pictures of her drinking Ladyboys.Always find a gf who enjoys classic Brit comedy
on my friend sim website, watching my friend sim videosx
he loves his arla protein yogurt doesnt he
there's nothing wrong with being a full kit wanker
>>221764476Far too much sugar, something you health freaks always ignore and forget about these days. 3 yogurt ice creams a week? What are you doing?
>>221764417Gay if you wouldn't
trying to think of a reason to leave the house to get into the sun for a bit
>>221764487?
>>221764500that’s a man, so it’d be gay if you would actually
>>221764503often do this and then don't go outside
>>221764499Yoghurt ice cream? It’s the Arla protein pots
I'm afraid to go outside because I always get hit with the realisation I'm completely alone
>>221764462Stop what
waterside
mad how much money the girls in my office toil are leaving on the table by not doing onlyfans. the smallest of them has the biggest tits too. unbelievable proportions
>>221764527Poor lad
>>221764516did that yesterday will probably do the same toda
>>221764527you're never alone as long as i am alive x
>>221764499where have you seen thatit's arla yog and ice cream protien powder :/
>>221764476basic tesco yogurt instead of the arla slopricotta instead of marscaponebeans or chickpeas instead of pasta>raisons
>>221764534Least mind broken pornbrained hedonist
>>221764527scrmtim
it is a bank holiday tomorrow isn't it?
>>221764557Yes rorke
i want to fuck every woman i see
>>221764543thanks for supporting the swedish dairy industryarla is old swedish for “early in the morning”
>>221764527there's nothing wrong with being alone
>>221764570This but twink
>>221764476epic. I'm saving this. Good luck lad
what you want to know is, what’s in it for me?
>>221764574thank you for this factoid swedelad x
mad how all i do is re-watch the sopranos and re-play the mass effect series can't watch any other show or play any other video game
got stung by a wauce
>>221764597imagine it said new incel is inthat would be funny i think
just poured a gin
>>221764476How much does this cost per week £££
>>221764565thanks leftypol *gives you a peck on the cheek*
>>221764476>>221764544more savings if you want:chicken mince instead of premade turkey ones is cheapif you're doing that pork thing for 4 days, get a whole piece of pork, bulk buy noodles
>>221764600You never had the makings of a varsity athly
>>221764600loads of other crime series you could be watchingthe wire, breaking bad, for example
>>221764493
>>221764614i've watched them multiple times as well
dying for israelx
>>221764617would wager money he has a gf and you don't
>>221764605just gin? Lemonade, ice and a slice in this lovely weather
>>221764633I believe you.
>>221764633Classic irishmans scrawl
>>221764597Looks like you have to be brown to join
>>221764644
>>221764623right well your first post was a lie then wasn't it
>>221764656bet the number of indians in the british army is in the double digits
so much fucking arse in town last night couldn't go anywhere without seeing some cheeky cheeksgod the heat brings all the sluts out
>>221764589>>221764544>>221764612Thanks lads, appreciate the feedback>>221764607Worked it out to be ~£40 a week, but as the others have said there’s probably loads of savings to be made
>>221764656It's bloody ai or comp graphic generated too lol. They couldn't even find a real picture of military life that wasn't shit could they.
>>221764685did you touch any of them?
>>221764476spasticcannot believe the mongs that buy sugary premade drinks and barsgrow the fuck up you runt
might put on a maid outfit
>>221764720yeh? x
>>221764685i am a brown slugman from the depths of calcutta and this is my post
>>221764691https://youtu.be/OQ4OoPNY_YM
>>221764701had a little grind on some fat drunk girl late into the nightnot the most attractive but amazing fat tits
sex with Falin
>>221764725do you live in cheadle or something? if you were out last night (perhaps you were not, perhaps you were in your smelly bedroom), town was booming with scantily clad whores>>221764725
they're giving the ai voiceover channels disgusting speech impediments now
>>221764733marcille...
THE POST COUNT
>>221764743i am aware but i dont feel the need to comment on it like its some revelationi suppose you are not used to seeing it on the subcontinent
>>221764782>>221764782>>221764782
I'm baking
