Pints edish
need a british gf with a cute dorky accent
>>221770850Need you to fuck off to /cum/ annoying cunt
need yanks genocided
need a blonde Scottish gf with tourettes ans big tits
>>221770865raped that cunt in half
>>221770866>>221770871same
>>221770865make me :3
had lovely bacon egg sandwich for luncheon
Time to clue up:https://www.churchofengland.org/https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-guidelines-and-food-labels/the-eatwell-guide/https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/https://www.better.org.uk/https://www.marksandspencer.com/https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/mywaitrose/become-a-memberhttps://gails.com/
>>221770900get some fibre down you then
I'm sunburnt, I'm red and I'm pissed
Listening to Paramore secretly
football crazy,chocolate mad. grab a power pod, and play football with the lads.
>>221770925and what of our sponsors?
having a cry
Abella
first salad of the season down the hatch. summer is back x
>>221770928what like
>>221770961she's got a very bbc clappable arseor had, i think she's studying to be a vet which makes sense given the amount of horse cock she's handled
whats fisher price got to do with it
>>221770998fybogel
Dunno if the corner shop is open or not, without it I've got no hope of cans but can't be fucked to move
why did jeff turn into a weird porn freak all of a sudden
… post lunchtime - prune juice to keep me regular -wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream and dp world tour golf on skygo on my MacBook in home ...
>>221771050Jeff the financier?
>>221771018
you can't wank in this heat
>>221771082was just thinking the same
playing some deadlock
>>221771061>prune juice to keep me regulartim the janny
is there anything more goyish than having favourite pornstars
got no friends so may as well help mum with garden stuff
beetroot juice is peng
>>221771106literally nothing more retarded
any of you able to vocaroo "retarded" in a proper bostonian accent?
>>221771071imagine the amount of prime cornerback nfl bbc she's going to take to secure contractscorrr
>>221771112snap us a pic of her arse as shes bent over the flowerbeds will you ta x
>>221771106wearing fast food merch sincerely
forgot to put sunscreen on the back of my neck and it's completely fucked
>>221771151good
Scranathon
>>221771129https://vocaroo.com/
in bed with my sweaty cock and balls hanging out
>>221770998Bran flakesFood of the gods
zara <3
>>221771146lmao that loops around to being so retarded its based
>>221771106hm.. I see nothing wrong with this, if you consume media regularly you will naturally gravitate towards certain artists, the fact it's porn is really only a superficial difference..
>>221771106having a foreskinnot having to wear a weird little hat
>>221771177sup mouldie
4chan should have facial recognition so that only white people can post
It's Nerf or nothing!
>>221771177the fact people like you genuinely walk among us and we're not allowed to slaughter you in the street is insane
>>221770836
>>221771199had one of these bad boys
>>221771177>artists
>>221771222god i fucking hate working class people
2 mil in 5 months is a bag.
feel rotten need a couple of pints to sort me out but have to drive later. no good this
>>221771222how would peroni help with hydration? it's a diuretic
>>221771262she'll be giving the money back then aye?
Wonder if I can get sunburned under the sun umbrella, feeling a bit hot on the neck even though I'm largely shaded.
any boob sweat man in
praying for a west ham win and spurs loss
did he repost the incel bait twitter screencap from outer /int/ did he really
>>221771305*raises paw*
>>221771222Literally the perfect life
>pornfreaks with strange fetish porn out on the weekenderr what? isnt it supposed to be the neets into this?
>>221771306yeah we all are mate but it's too late, villa cost us kino
still waiting for my cute British gf to appear... le sigh
Why are the working class in this country so poor?I frequently have friends, coworkers or strangers tell me that they're skint or have like £50 left in their bank accountOr that they'll need to get a bank loan or pay finance for a dental treatment that costs something like £150
Desperately want to eat a pussy after the girls been driving for a couple hours in a hot car with no air conditioning
>>221771291can get sunburnt through your clothes so maybe, stay safe out there lad
>>221771222hes happier than ill ever be and i fucking hate it
>>221771306So kill yourself fag
>>221771305ya>>221771300
>>221771310the wankomat
>>221771330deliveroo, financed cars, trainers, gambling addiction and gear
>>221771342I envy deanos, they're thick but seem to enjoy life.
>shiteport
>>221771330poor stay poor, got mates who earn 3x as much as me who have fuck all in their bank
they linked up!
>>221771330posted it again award
>>221771338good lad
>>221771141one of my first horny memories was watching my mate's mum in the front garden bent over with her plump arse in full viewalso had gay thoughts toward the same mate but less said the better :P
My kid's friends are around and they're squirting me with water guns so that's me hiding upstairs and not engaging with anyone for the rest of the day
leftypol getting sunburnt in his own house
>>221771345god i miss tumblr porn. shit was so tasteful and erotic compared to the goonslop of today
>>221771380your 'kid' shall henceforth be known as 'gimpdad' because you, his dad, are an utter GIMP of a so-called man
>>221771375So kill yourself fag
>>221771368chuck it all straight in the savings accounts don't they
>>221771383who is she? I just saved this from /tv/
>>221771382skrm
in the sun doing me back
>>221771375ever imagine them shagging each other
So kill yourself fag
>>221771371that's the second time I've posted it mate only because nobody replied the first time since everyone would rather talk about black penis or whatever
Hurt me finger chopping me onion
women have pretty much given up on bras in public haven't they
>>221771380Get the hose on them you boring cunt
>>221771402dunno mate idk if that gif is even from tumblr but its got the 2010s tumblr porn vibe
>>221771424*sucks you off*
>>221771424Disgusting thumb
>>221771419gonna have the brownie
>>221771419Chubber on the right for me, phwoooar
>>221771423yeah well i've got my eye on you sunshine
>>221771439understandable but for me it's 3
>>221771419chubby pawg on the right the best one but the indian girlie the cutest
prepared for the coming heatpocalypse?
>>221771383other day a girl who sent me nudes on tumblr popped into mind and upon looking her up I discovered she had a 20 page messageboard thread chronicling her journey from dating black israelites to going MAGA and calling people niggers on twitter
Fucking pigeons here taunting me with their lascivious ways
>>221771481blimey
>>221771469shaggable badger on the left
what's up with yanks and their fanfics
>chubbywhy did this replace obese and fat sick of it
Frankly offensive this pair
LFC line up v Brentford: Liverpool: Alisson, Jones, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister, Salah, Gakpo, Ngumoha.Subs: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Kerkez, Wirtz, Isak, Chiesa, Frimpong, Nyoni.
>PXL_
Mad how I'm a virgin who has never had sex
>>221771516niggas hyped this isak guy so much and he's a sub?
round up all the cagies and kill them
the poo smells lmao lad has grown up now. he's an investment banker working in the centre of London
>>221771506shut up you fat cuntaway you go and eat your dinner
I SAID PREPARED FOR THE COMING HEATPOCALYPSE?
>>221771542isn't this the aussie qt who got bullied by other wimmin for being fat so she bogged herself by losing the little bit of chub that made her a 10 and turned into a 7 at best
nigga name randall
rorke doing somethingleftypol doing something else
>>221771542it's 7am for me why would i be eating dinner
>>221771535>I have to walk on the road here because... I just do ok!!
>>221771552It's not interesting to talk about the heat with someone who doesn't live here mate. I appreciate that you've read all about it online in your desperation to fit in, but you don't get it because you don't live here. That's how it is I'm afraid.
>>221771577scream
investment wanker
>>221771552It's only a few degrees hotter than today, who cares
>>221771542fittie
>>221771534he's been injured half the season also it's salah's last match so he obviously starts
>>221771486>>221771508i remember watching cats shagging as a teen and it used to give me a stiffy
>>221771578never heard of leftovers? thick cunt
>>221771567yeah she looks like a deflated balloon now but we can still remember the good times
>>221771570he's my dad
rorke: *does something*/brit/: aha that's our rorkeleftypol: *does the same thing*/brit/: fuck off leftypol you fucking freak
>>221771588enjoy toasty death
>>221771611mental how fit aussies are
the inventors of ozempic and other weight loss medications should be tried at the hague
>>221771601fucks sake Malaysia
>>221771620ktim
>>221771351Thought something similar watching the crowd at that radio 1 gig, not my music but everyones in good spirits
>>221771570really weird scene in the sopranos
utterly insane how warm it is out there, have you lads noticed this
stockportlads topping themselves
Fuck BritainFuck youFuck your "history"
>>221771611post the other picture
>>221771639no, haven't been out
>how would peroni help with hydration? it's a diureticyeah that's a post that needs an Inbetweeners Will
>>221771656I'm not posting the weight loss one (because I don't have it and don't like it). Only ever post fit, gorgeous babes at their best, me.
>>221771652read this in an indian accent
Wonder how many people have died from downing pints on a hot day
corrnetto
>>221771632they stop or slow tumor growth so if you get cancer consider going on one
>>221771686>tumorFOY
>>221771680want anything from the shop?
Tony Soprano enters Eastenders
lad who was trying to do an imaginationwank here. failed at it, couldn't hack it at all. eventually looked at sexy images to get myself going
>>221771692my spellcheck is american for some reason
>>221771668I meant post the original were she is proper plump
>>221771706thats mental illnessx
>>221771677literally none
>>221771383one i liked trooned out
can’t fucking stand these people going about buying family houses and turning them into HMOs. Can’t blame foreigners either it’s whites doing it
>>221771709you're looking at them now lad that's as plump as she ever was
>>221771706What did you try to imagine
>>221771717shouldn't be allowed
>>221771708traitor
wasn't anymore regular sun spray so i had to get the kids one
>>221771753Only spackers use spray on suncream
>>221771345right well that shirt is a few sizes too small for her, I mean clearly there is something at fault logistically here which had led to her wearing a shirt that is a few sizes too small
>>221771740:)
>>221771753nonce
>>221771733there was one where shes next her friend, thhats the best one
*standing inside a wetherspoons for the millionth time*wow what a experience
>>221771763better than nowt
>>221771749traitour*
dont mind me just doing my finances
>>221771797
wish I were ballsy enough to get a mullet, it was an absolute joke hairstyle for me back in school days
prefer british members in indian wombs
odds walkevens drive
>>221771807me when I bus hard
got called a racist outside the gas chamber today
Mental how there are grown adults here living alone, driving around, working a job, who've never touched a fanny
just don't like them
>>221771819
>>221771850tonight matthew I'm going to be... Kay Timmers
me
got the summer choons on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcS9KmgIvo0
absolutely criminal what the Romans did to Carthage by completely destroying it and killing most of the population. I want to bring it back in video games now
da's doing a curry
i think keeping lots of money in your current account is bad obviously the interest is low but also because it means you spend more. if you force yourself to have like only £300 a month or whatever then you will be fine but if you have more in there you will spend it
>>221771884screaming
>>221771850>driving around, working a jobnot me (never bothered to learn how to drive and I'm also economically inactive)
>>221771868had to be done
How do you explain this footage of Chris Angel levitating?
>>221771868imagine if turdetania still existed
Shouldn't of nicked me chip, simple as
>>221771860scr
#meatfreemondaysyou can do it, right now please!
>>221771868the roman allegation that they did child sacrifice was proven recently. but it does kind of suck all of their books were burned except one about agriculture
the living room
>>221771906feet never leave the ground
How about them spurs then?
>>221771918https://youtu.be/ZS3wmvCWdeI
>>221771935then how is he rising upwards
why am i here chatting to you losers when i could be out in town for the bank holiday weekend chatting to fit birds
>>221771951tell us
>>221771860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IVBFHI6K3w
>>221771951yeah why
up the rorke
>>221771951something is preventing you from doing that, clearly
>>221771962>>221771969few reasons1 i am trying to lose weight and when i drink i get fat2 i am stick in a sexless marriage
>>221771951reckon they dont want to chat about poo and willy and crisps
>>221771974he lacks the courage to fail
>>221771983simply cheat on your wife
>>221771983just drink water and the wife
fs forgot to get sugar
>>221771951rude
just saw an extremely close-up shot of a man's bollards
>>221772009fuck* the wife
The question is why is ANYONE here when they could be out in town chatting up fit birds?Activeeee
battery is 'ot
>>221772043been at the park with the bairns all day
>lion>good>40cktim
>>221771968For me it's HufflePuff
>>221772043slug of a man who lives at his computer desk and in his bed
>>221772043its raining, also its my day off
martin lewis tell me what a credit score is this instant
>>221771968i'm pretty sure i haven't seen anything less funny than this all yeari could be wrong, but i'm really struggling to think of something more unfunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qXxOSYZi7U
>>221772093get a lifetime cash isa right fucking now
martin lewish has the most punchable face in existence
Mitt psykiska har börjat igen
>>221772096not my fault you're low IQ is it
Toasting up a bit of tofu to have with my pasta
>>221772110Imagine leaving your money in this shitconomy. I'm getting out of here as soon as I have enough. Much easier buying a house elsewhere.
This weather doesn't accommodate my Dark Academia style
>>221772124in iceland he would be hunted down
>>221772124Who is this Chinese gentleman?
mad how i'm not leaving the house despit the heatwave oc si'll get too jealous of all the fit half naked mixed gender groups out and about>>221772043cos women dont like me nad reject me all the time
>>221772134gay
>>221771951are you asking /brit/, or are you asking yourself
>>221772127>haha man make call and say stupid idea>haha he call her bitch!yeah real high IQ shit right there
>>221772110done that already next month it will be maxxed for the year and i need to find something else
>>221772137what about your dork faggotqueeria? hehe got him
WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP
>>221772154it's not what he says it's how he says it
>>221772140
>>221772134nice. salt and pepper?>>221772148cringe. yanks are such goblins.
>>221772134the only time I had tofu was in the UK in a uni cafeteria, did not like it
alri lads about to start drinkinganyone else?
>>221772193on the water myself
>>221772178yeah salt pepper and also rosemary and sage and lemon that i'm to pop in with some butter and sautee it up with some kale
What a day lads done some DIY and then sat in the garden with some tunes and some cans staring at the missus' arse in the sun then I'm off to the pubTHANK YOU STARMER
Had to go out before 6pm yesterday and put on 3 layers of sunscream, avoiding that today.Anti-aging bros, how are we coping?
might have a shower get dressed and go for a walk into town
in park
new acknowledgment just dropped
I'm an Arsenal and Hull City fan
>>221772193I had one gin yesterday
>>221772210have to put on sfp 50 whenever it's sunny anyways cos sunlight allergy. anti-aging stuff i guess is a silver lining
bit of pepsi max
>>221772217yeah systematic blah blah, but on the other (more correct) hand really dont think crackheads are human so dont see why they have human rights
>>221772216lovely
>>221772193Still feel hungover from drinking on Friday
can't imagine not drinkinglife is so boring when i don't drink
>>221772231arsehull
>>221772255ever consider that it is you who is boring?
>>221772255Haven't had booze in 3 weeks and I agree. Shouldn't be that way but yeah
>>221772193been smashed 3 days in a row so off it for me x
just seen tim henman
>>221771946Love these ladsHufflepuff is pure kino
>>221772235>sunlight allergysurely your doctor made this up and was chuckling to himself after you left
>>221772255Drinking is too grim when you do it often. Reckon once every 2 weeks max is the ideal
MASTERMASTERMASTEEERRR
>>221772283I'm friends with him
>>221772291https://dermnetnz.org/topics/solar-urticariait's real and not nice
>>221772275cannot bring myself to wank to this image
>>221772274yeah boring slug of a mandoesn;t change the facts tho
fit single mother next door is sunbathing in a bikini in her garden
i think the best metallica song is battery
Drinking a nice sauvignon blanc since it is all I have in the house because I don't really like it but a mate left it here. That's where we're at.
>>221772286
>>221772282What you been drinking lad?
>>221772305my condolences
st anger is their bestboomers seethe when you say this
>>221772217This systematic racism in reality>Cops see blacks chimping out>"Oh wow those blacks really chimp out don't they">Accused of being le racistStephen Lawrence report in short
if u touch giant hogweed you become susceptible to sunburn
making a playlist for a roadtrip with two colleagues next weekones a fat bloke in his forties, the other is a qt zoomer lesbiangoing to be very difficult to cater to both their tastes but I like a challenge x
>>221772314get the spy cam on
what you lads glistening to then
>>221772332FRANTIC TIC TIC TIC
never understood people who drink fosters or stellatakes like 4 cans to feel anything, you get bloated, and it tastes crapyou can get 8 or 10% cider/lager that actually has a kick and will fuck you up after a 4 packbut no apparently it's 'tramp juice' so pretentious people can't do that
>>221772332I don't even mind the snare drum, makes it raw sounding
>>221772314get a cheeky pic for the lads
>>221772345house chunes
New>>221772365
mad how fat I've become and how I'm not going to do anything about it
>>221772358Those strong cheap ones just taste like artificial chemicals
>>221772358I drink stella cuz I find the taste easy to drink. Honestly can't stand cider, it tastes rancid to me.
The scrandemic
>>221772299is he nice
>>221772314going to stroke one off?
>>221772328Dunno if anyone has ever said this before but I really love massive tits and want to touch them a lot. Might just be me, not sure.
>>221772422This is my dinner
>>221772323vodkavodkaand err vodka
