>At the supermarket>At the self checkout>Palest man I've ever seen drops his wallet walking away>Pick it up>"Sir! You-">"Sorry I'm from Canada! Goodbye!">"No but you dr-">"SIR I'M FROM CANADA! I HAVE TO GO!">Speedwalks out of the store>No phone number or ID in wallet>8 credit and debit cards insideWhat do I do?
>>221784925Go back in time and be more aggressive about returning his wallet, pussy.
>>221784925Sell it to someone who will use it to bankrupt him
>>221785063SIR I'M FROM CANADA!
>>221785078Be honest, as an American, were you a little too fat to catch up to him?
>>221785235Far too far.
>>221785267Next time if this happens again, toss the wallet at him. He'll stop to see what hit him and then you have your chance to overtake and rape him while he was distracted wondering what just hit him. Probably this was your once a life chance and you messed it up though.
>>221785063I'm only intimidated by Canadians. I can see the fires of 1812 flickering in their eyes, their words make me feel the burn. OP's response was understandable.
next time clock him in the face
>>221784925>brown handHe for sure thought you were a scamming jeet and telling you he's from another country was his way to escape the interaction at max speed
What you should have done then, it is too late to change. What you should do now is have homeless people buy things for you using the cards
>>221784925Give it back, Gomez.
>>221784925cut up the cards and throw them out
>>221784925Hm
