I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah edition
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YEgwnk5dO4E
You niggas snapped when you made black pudding that shit good as fuck. Wish I could find some in America
>>221785449the scrandemic
yes i am a faithful servant of jesusyes i spend my time posting on an imageboard full of porn
>>221785462The sacrifice is eternal. It stretches both prior to and into the future. Look up the Harrowing of Hell, when eternal life was opened to the righteous who had died before ChristLike I said, it is believed God judges those who had not heard the Gospel on their natural conscience, as the law of God is written on all men’s hearts. But it is the Cross that allows all humans past, present and future who have sought God to attain union with him after death
>>221785461remember when you got exposed as a VPN faggot by an actual Ethiopian?
>>221785498blood sausage is eaten on all continents so maybe some sort of latinx supermarket
>>221785461what does this have to do with British cul... actually never mind
Jesus literally said he was godAnd then that nigga got smokedGOD CANNOT GET KILLED IF YOUR GOD GETS KILLED HE IS NOT A GOD!!!!
>>221785517
all this because i got told i can't be forgiven for saying i want my gran to die for inheritance
>>221785498its very goodd, i like it wwith a side of fries
Rorke on women
holding a beer can on my forehead
>>221785461>Mes amis, I could imagine a better way to spend my evening than to wade amongst Saracen filth, but c'est la guerre! ORIFLAMME! ORIFLAMME! SACRE BLEU!
>>221785543the entire point is that he voluntarily took on death for humankind’s sake but that since he was divine, he could not stay dead. Hence the resurrection
i can't get no sleep
>>221785561Sorry but someone had to put that christfreak in his place
>>221785586> the entire point is that he voluntarily took on death for humankind’s sakeThat sounds like what I’d say if I was coping after my so called god got killed
>I, Gregg Wallace, swear by almighty God that I will be faithful, and bear true allegiance to his Majesty King Charles III, his heirs and successors, and that I will as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend his Majesty, his heirs and successors in person, crown and dignity, against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of His Majesty, his heirs and successors and the generals and officers set over me.
>>221785582cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCLQaMiBQCE
nth for the gyaldem
>>221785340I imagine she does smell very pleasant, except for her arsehole, which smells of poo, farts, and general BO.
>>221785602does it mate
no joke won’t be able to take my dog for a walk for the next week because of the heat
>>221785614yes it does paedo lover
>>221785602
>>221785641it’s funny how they can’t say his name. he’s their voldemort. cos he’s gonna come back and throw them all in a lake of fire
>>221785621dogs exist in hot countries too she'll be fine
>>221785669nah she’s a French bulldog can’t breathe properly init
>>221785605guess we'll just ignore all the times we invaded, occupied, genocided and cucked the muslim world
>>221785683>French bulldogkys
>>221785525he mindraped you
being an introvert is hell because you still end up feeling lonely despite telling all the talkative freaks to fuck off
>>221785697got her from a shelter matecalm yoursel down
>>221785700ktim
>>221785717nohorrid creatures that should be put down as soon as they're born
The heats got you lot all worked upGet the window wide and get the 16c breeze in
>>221785735say the same about you
>>221785735shame that didn't happen to you
>horrid creatures that should be put down as soon as they're born
>>221785746> Get the window wideAnd have my room infested with spiders? Fuck off
>>221785461where and when did you witness them thoughbeit
when do things get better
Austin Powers in: You Only Shag Twice
>>221785769Ive got an insect net up because I fear the creepy crawly also
>>221785787After death but likely not for us
just opened the window and let some cool air inmight adopt a little spasticated runt dog with mongy DNA that will either die of bashing its head against too many walls from over-excitement or organ failure
Alri
Bit weird tha post
Is this bad
>>221785683>French bulldoghorrid stupid beasts. make her run back and forth for toys or treats near your place, or inside if you have room.>>221785586>the entire point is that he voluntarily took on death for humankind’s sakethis has never been sufficiently explained by christians
>>221785822Sup brucie
just fitted the mongface device on my new frenchie and tightened it so hard the little runt got catapulted out the window
keeping a family of spiders in my arse then farting into rorke's open window
>>221785840did the water swirl the wrong way when you flushed this
>>221785844it’s been explained many times. you can look up millennia of theological arguments for the necessity of the incarnation. if i post it here you will just call me names or laugh at me in ebonics
>>221785840nah you're in perfect health
just been served a french bulldog shaped fried puck of mystery meat from my local kizzaplex.
>>221785840bro...if itts not hemorrhoids go to the doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-En1WjQMR8
>>221785641cognitive dissonance, a religion based upon ritual sacrifice as a redemptive tool for a fallen existence rejects THE ultimate sacrifice from an all loving God that forgives Jews despite time and time again turning against God
might go to sleep
>>221785918yeah?
might become gay
>>221785855The cool breeze and quiet must be nice
Listening to Takeshi Terauchi And The Bunnys レッツ・ゴー「運命」 = Let's Go Classics
could go for some cashew-based vegan cream cheese bagels right now
>>221785938remember you can only do gay sex once. the second time you do it you get aids
https://youtu.be/1HG5eII55JA?si=PAYNSOTaglAB-Bf9such a good song
>>221785873>god had to kill himself, who was also his son, because he couldnt forgive humanity for the sin of their own creation until they tortured him and in vain, attempted to murder him>otherwise there's no universal salvation for christians, or protestants/catholics, and everyone in the fucking world depending on your theological persuasionthat's about what they taught in sunday school
>>221785840unironically yes. blood from hemorrhoids is usually light red. dark red blood usually indicates something worse
>>221785952what happens the third time
>>221785461https://youtu.be/SoI5w0_46Ww?si=XlvK5TdoyK9RFRxn
might become a door-to-door poo salesman.
>>221785979infinite justice demands sin be corrected and punished infinite mercy demands a path for forgivenesshence the cross. The Son of God/Logos, incarnates into man, bears the collective guilt for the human race, satisfying necessary punishment, while also proving divine mercy by covering a debt no mortal man could pay on his own.
>>221785700What's fucked is when you're NOT telling them to fuck off but they take it as being told to fuck off if you're bad at getting chat flowing or try to escape that fact and bail. Only alcohol or maybe turmoil works for me. Is what it is. Look at it as being a low T viking.
>>221785979your blinding hubris is preventing you from open yourself to the idea of god and so naturally you will only seek (completely illogical) information about christianity. i hope some day you realize that you do not understand everything about the universe like you think you do
>>221785989Mega aids
>>221785923hope you sleep well lad
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
if i lived in america i would not suffer a day in my life
did you know Hitchens was friends with David Irving and defended him
not reading that utter tome
poostianity
>>221786062i suffer in america
>>221786022>infinite justice demands sin be corrected and punishedpower requires opposition?>infinite mercy demands a path for forgiveness>hence the cross. The Son of God/Logos, incarnates into man, bears the collective guilt for the human race, satisfying necessary punishment, while also proving divine mercy by covering a debt no mortal man could pay on his own.is this like transferring the world's financial debt to mark andreessen and then killing him, thus resetting all debt? >>221786041>i hope some day you realize that you do not understand everything about the universe like you think you dopot calling the kettle black. i've never claimed to understand the entire universe.
>>221786054yeah when you make vague and exaggerated generalisations about anything you can make it sound ridiculous
mad how once a day the thread just devolves into shit flinging about religion for a few hours then everybody pretends it never happened until tomorrow when it happens again
Going to wank my arse on Tuesday night
>>221786083simply impossible i'm afraid
>>221786086>when you accurately summarize the creation myth of jews and jewish cultists (christians and muslims), it sounds ridiculousreally gets the noggin joggin>>221786078good ladhttps://youtu.be/zDap-K6GmL0
i don't suffer in americabut i react to culture wars, yesthey don't affect me but you gotta hate someoneplus i feel like things do get worse long term
>>221786054Based Hitchposter
ONE MORNING IN JUNESOME TWENTY YEARS AGO I WAS BORN A RICH MAN'S SONI HAD EVERYTHING MONEY COULD BUYBUT FREEDOMI HAD NONE
>>221786085Power does not require opposition. Power is the ability to act according to one’s nature without any external constraint. God is infinite in power. He is also infinitely just as he is ontologically good by definition (another metaphysical point but I won’t get into it).The second person of the trinity incarnates into Christ who himself suffers the wrath infinite justice demands. Him himself being divine, is the only thing that can satisfy the punishment instead of it being on all mankind. The entire point is that God desires us to enter into union with him beyond our natural lives. Our evil and sinful nature make this impossible to achieve on our own. Thus Christ covers the gap as an act of love and mercy, while also satisfying the necessary cause that every slight recieve its due (justice).
When I was 13 I started watching Hitchens videos on youtube and was insufferable for a year but then I caught myself
>>221786078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDap-K6GmL0Don't know if there's ever been a better speech than this. Maybe Abraham Lincoln had a season or 2, but this speech. I mean, it's powerful stuff. But they weren't friends.
>>221786054>>221786082>>221786142
many a tome posted, nary a letter read
>>221785611do you actually watch theseno snarky replies please, christ almighty
>>221786054>>221786085whoaw you must be really smart. dont waste that big brain of yours arguing with us dumb believers in god.
test
Bow to the king of Birmingham!On your knees, peasants! lol. This is so pathetic beyond belief
shoving my nose in a pack of niccy pouches and huffing it and crying in pain
John Wilkes Booth (PBUH)
>>221786175that's not Sultan charles III
was quite a nice day today lads, had a good cruise, fair few pints and got the barbie lit. cat managed to catch a couple mice too
jesus was a nigger
>>221786215your the bloke what got lgbt flags on his barge? shame
Christians trying to appear rational when they literally believe magic exists lol They literally believe some Jewish cunt was flying around raising people from the dead
>>221786215whereabouts are you
oh i also saw some cows(oh ye ignore flag, vpn’d for porn reasons)
jesus was not jewish
>>221786175Why is it cucks.jpg? They are the bulls in that situation.
>>221786235your cows are good
>>221786165yh
>>221786232atheists believe the universe fluked itself into existence and that atoms when arranged neatly can think
alysa liu used knickers
>>221786231aye that’s me but they fell off last winter in a storm lol>>221786234on the ashby canal at the moment, north of hinckley
atheist bemused that the God Himself can raise people from the dead
actually feeling sleepy from the boring atheist vs christian talk despite waking up at 5pm
thought of some little smug freak from here going to church on sundayy
>>221786249not sure. probably because cucks elected them and allowed them to rule them?yes they are the bulls.
>>221786272Nothing about being a non theist says you have to believe in the big bang its a theory mate Meanwhile you literally believe in magic cause some book said it happened hahah
>>221786281god i wish i lived in a canal boatdoes catberg get stressed by it or just adapt to the changesdoes it get too hot in summer or cold in winter
>>221786317sundayyyy x
>>221786329yeah I believe Jesus existed and he done miracles
reform? or restore? or rebuild? or reclaim? or remigrate? or repopulate?
I bleed red, white, and blue
>>221786372retard
jesus was the son of a jewish slut who cheated on her husband
>>221786235thought vpns didn't work on 4chan
>>221786385alri moses babydicksuckerberg
>>221786348Think its time for you to grow up people can’t care magic spells
>people can't care magic spells
>>221786338nah he’s mostly chill. when the engines running and we’re moving he just gets into bed and sleeps. the second i cut the engine he’s waiting by the door wanting to check out where we’ve moored up.it can get very cold in winter but we try to moor on stretches where there’s a fuel boat to buy coal. winter’s still rough though. and in the summer yeah it’s a case of chasing shade, keeping all the windows and doors open, and having the fan drawing air through the boatall in all i reckon it’s a good life but it’s not for everyone. in the back of your mind all the time is ‘when did i last get water/diesel, when did i last pump out the shitter, how charged are the batteries?’. basically a resource management game. and obvs not much space but then on the good days the entire outdoors is your back garden
business idea: pay to activate the green light, like a firetruck. buy points, bid, gold membership trumps others in case of conflict. make it expensive. actual firetrucks win ob.
Iran won
>>221786428Grow up
>>221786387they do if you have a 4chan pass
>>221786394isnt that what you jews did when you cut off pieces of your sons' dick?
it peng
RSPB put out a bulletin warning about the negative impact on local birds from loud gay chemsex orgies on longboats up and down the realm
Thinking about canadian girls
come watch the nba finals britbroshttps://streamed.pk/watch/san-antonio-spurs-vs-oklahoma-city-thunder-2475189/admin/1
had sex with this fat slag last month
>>221786467
All these rich old actors marry this type of girl at the end. Like they're from a factory
ilkhanate is azeri, expanding into turkish anatolia lands will piss them off cause they're both oghuz turksexpanding into balkans is impossible cause catholic alliances
>>221786511looks a bit like cami
>>221786502playoffs * i mean :)
>>221786493you cause the negative impact on local birds
>>221786232sounds pretty based to memuch better than the soyience from (jooish controlled) academia in the past 60 yearsalso that joos hate christians (especially catholics) so much is a hint
the horrifying truth is that the average laptop thumber in your office has never actually thought about why the universe exists in the first place, or why you are a hyper aware being that is decaying and knows they are decaying
>>221786511this is not fat at all. pretty average
>>221786502we watch niggers kicking a BALL not niggers THROWING a BALL
>>221786539sterotypical yank post
>>221786440might actually get a canal boatin theory it can be cheaper than buying a house right? i genuinely think this kind of lifestyle would be suitable for me and it works ok with my job
sometimes i think ive got what it takes to make a new religion
why doesnt jeff ever reply to anyonehe comes in here and posts headlines or women and then leaves
>>221786566be handsome
>>221786498hey
stop romanticizing the USliving here is hell
>>221786578i never started
>>221786511how was it
>>221786578*teleports your retarded ass to a flat in tower hamlets with no AC*
>>221786589was alri
>>221786541fuck sake rorke get a grip
>>221786511i had sex with this fat camgirl
virgin freak tunes coursing through the chinese earbuds
>>221786572hes a mentally ill ethiopian jew
at the top of the societal pyramid most ethnic groups are tolerable, but anything slightly lower or towards the middle or below: and as a group they are repulsive bastards that i don't want around me
mad how cartman from southpark was completely right
>>221786612he's not ethiopian jewish, he's amhara but idk why he doesn't just go back to the UK. ethiopia has been on the verge of civil war for the past 2 years, he's bound to get raped and killed since he's from a rich family and lives in a gated mansion
it can genuinely lead to a complete panic attack if you think about it properly it's totally absurd nobody really wants to address the elephant in the room though
Me? Westerner.
>>221786602corr i love miss piggies
>>221786630we're full
>>221786621why don’t you guys take vitamin d supplements like nordics
>>221786621dark blue is the kms zone?
>>221786647Westerner seems the nicest to me, then Dixie then Yankee then Midwesterner
>>221786562if you work remote and can keep up with the requirements of continuous cruising yeah it can be cheap. otherwise you need a home mooring (anywhere from 2-10+k/y depending on where you are). i’ll tell you what i tell everyone else that asks - you gotta want to do it for the love of the life, not just a cheap way to live. take everything you’ve seen in 99% of youtube and tabloid stories about people moving onto the canal and throw it in the bin, it ain’t all that glamorous
>>221786657not poofs
>>221786653he's brit to the core tho, just think of him as pinkpantheress or mo farah
>>221786602how was it
>>221786667Agreed.
>>221786639not bothered it is what it is
>>221786621me in the tiny 1800 ring in new hampshire
the demographics of brazil and the government of north koreathis is the future of the UK
>>221786647>>>/int/cum
>>221786647me: the ripped midwest engineer
>>221786691k i n o
>>221786621me in the dark red despite "being" from the light green
>>221786657Cause their sunshine isn't as frequent as ours, in the winter the sun hardly comes out there and in the summer it can be out for like 20 hours and in the arctic it's basically 23 hours a day of sun
>>221786686not greathad trouble staying hard though i don't think it was because she was fat
>>221786698that's a good thread
>>221786621me in the dark blue
>>221786698https://www.bfi.org.uk/lists/10-great-southern-gothic-filmsWhich one we thinking for tonight la
>>221786630why does he larp as a jew then
>>221786586Was it Japan or China where I heard the term "coffin homes"
>>221786733no idea mate, maybe he's tryna be special
>>221786733ethopia literally has the star of david in it's flag
>>221786709huh wonder why that is
>>221786720>thats unfortunate, gotta work on that circulation
it fucking peng!!!
>>221786630you know too muchare you from africa? are you him?
>>221786765Corrrr pengaleng
>>221786733he's an edgy depressed drugged up faggot atheist in a religious country
>>221786765can already see that out of window right now
>>221786765corrr, interesting there's a radiator there though guess it truly can get cold at night in a desert
The most nightmarish and dystopian aspect about life in the West is that it is illegal to laugh at men in tutus.
>>221786757yeah, i had the same problem a time before that with a much prettier girl which stingsthis was a few years ago when i was still on the vape, i've quit since then and i bet i would have no problem these days (but i haven't had a chance since then lmao)
>>221786733he larps as fucking everything
I want to lick Emma Watson’s gusset.
suckling a teet
im reading storm of steel aloud to my small and pallid incel cock
>>221786789or desmond tutu getting raped by boer bulls
poo roaring in a bradley's face
>>221786277
>>221786816:|
>>221786827OHH YAXLEY LENNON
>>221786833i need her bumhole
what if the west actually declines to the level of top tier 3rd world? but with the western progressive ideology
tel aviv tommy
cheap @ any price
>>221786866antisemitic post
The new Poirot, for a modern audience is being filmed by the BBC.Left to Right: Miss Lemon, Inspector Japp, Hercule Poirot and Captain Hastingshttps://deadline.com/2026/05/bbc-hercule-poirot-reboot-casting-underway-agatha-christie-1236916790/
any of you lads have the edit of this sign where it says the exact opposite
>>221786621Gold is the bare minimum, if I were Euro I'd be seething.
>>221786896yh...
>>221786896no but i imagined it in my head x
>>221786790do you work out?
>>221786896nah
>>221786833need her to slash me bollocks off on the ice
>>221786896should be easy to do with aiactually wait ai is shit and doesnt fucking work most of the time
>>221786621me in the green :)
>>221786894yeah?
what happens if rorke actually takes over the UK?
life is thought of as being some kind of default setting, but it's a total illusiondeano is posting in this thread right now. he thinks his life is really real. 'this is it, right now, this is real'. but it's totally illusionary I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry
>>221786896
google.com alysa liu sweaty solesgoogle.com alysa liu femdom pegginggoogle.com alysa liu ball busting
>>221786928it would be a bloody disaster!
age 10 - yay everything is greatage 20 - i have so much of life left this is greatage 30 - okay getting a bit scary nowage 40 - ???
>>221786935sneedo
>>221786953age 10 - yay I like power rangersage 20 - why am i so uglyage 30 - I want to die
>>221786915it just goes to show even ultra degens get bored of their regular old porn and explore freak shit too
>>221786944Why are British heights decreasing? Is it something to do with the reduction in drinking and fry ups amongst the youth and the rise in anti-semitism?
age 5 - yay everything is greatage 10 - i have so much of life left this is greatage 15 - okay getting a bit scary nowage 20 - ???
>>221786949how bloody are we talking? would they privatize drinking water and parks?
>>221786956>>221786972who is paying you to do this?
mum rung me up earlier to ask if I'm going to do anything with my life anytime soon and i just told her once i turn 30 i'm going to kill myself and she told me i need sectioning
>>221786920sometimes i walk places and play golf...so noi'm gauging based on my wanking habits/performance, at that time i struggled even with that but now i'm back to my ~20 year old self in that respect
Dabbling with DHEA supplements per my all-seeing X account's ad recommendation. Ads are also telling me I might have pancreatic cancer.
>>221786971>it just goes to show even ultra degens are ultra degens
>>221786968scrumbigaleaming this is me
>>221786945thanks
>>221786976>privatizeFOY
how does this make you feel as a footy fan?
don't have a passport me
god my balls are proper pongy lads
>>221787019i only know who infantino isi'm guessing the middle one is the canadian pm
>>221787025get one, come here, have a negroni
age 10 -age 20 -age 30 -age 40 -age 50 -rorke: kumbaya my lord kumbaya
age 10 - im done nigga kill me alreadyage 20 - im done nigga kill me alreadyage 30 - ???age 40 - ???
>>221787025Never had a passport or been abroad. Don’t even care to anymore
at school they used to call me edward mong
>>221787043spoom
>>221787043poo vomiting
>>221787035our fearless leader the rt. hon. mark carney
distinctly remember having my first ungood thoughts at age 7 on the way home from school one day
wanted to kill myself since i was 14
travelling is obsolete. you can see everything on youtubealso every western country has foreign muck restaurants so you can try their poo food at home
>>221787072about 12 when it really kicked off for menot good
cowards who chose to kill themselves slowly on /brit/ instead
>>221787080simple cunt
>>221787080wrong
>>221787062>>221787072>>221787086right well
charlie big ums
tummyberg on a mad one
at school they used to call me julian phimosis
doing a niggerscream out the window
>>221787080soulless demon
I'm shit at everything and sick of trying
>>221787153kkttiimm
shoving a metal rod up my arse because I'm lonely
*surreptitiously searches desuarchive dot org*
oh jannycome on now
unlucky
charlie kirk NPR tiny desk concert
>>221786833need her to slice open my ballbag with those
what if saka fucks it up for england again?
>>221787226whomst?
>>2217872261 million articles about how the real victory is diversity :)
howd that post get deleted but this one is a-okay >>221787142
>>221787258jannard moves in mysterious ways
setting up a righteous longbow on a firing timer so it can shoot an arrow straight into my japseye
>>221787284>>221787284
