red door edition
you can start posting now
What a nice painting. I've considered getting into painting, but it's so expensive.
loading myself into a trebuchet and firing myself over the gay porn castle walls
im posting
>>221787301ok!
>>221787308i am as well
i won't be making anymore postsi'm just not feeling it
>>221787308>>221787310>>221787314:)>>221787321:/
so what are they actually restoring? elon musk keeps talking about them
>>221787326;:|
I wish Emma Watson would do a Bradley Walsh poo scream in my face.
>>221787330your mom's foreskin
I can't post
>>221787349imagine bradley walsh getting a hint that people on 4chan mentioning him and seeing this post as a first impression
>>221787353fuck you pal
>>221787330um yeah nigga i don't fucking know!!
Might get one of them Amazon echo dots to turn all my lights on at onceAlready being spied on so who even cared anymore right
painting my toenails
>>221787379that's what i've been trying to figure out, like what the fuck are these niggas restoring?
>>221787372screech
Going to bed with the American gf got any bedtime conversation starters to share?
Im watching streetcar named desireIt kino
>>221787392...nh
>>221787392trump
captain blacked beard
it looms
putting my nards in a mini brazen bull and squatting over an open fire
>>221787392that traitorous whore..
Jason Friday the 13th
russia about to bring the big guns out could be the hottest summer on record
>>221787430sukhoi sugoi ^_^
im genuinely concerned
doing a roly poly into the darvaza gas crater
back to doing fucking loads of captchas before I can post won't say why
don't like when americans make fun of british people for our pronunciation of taco as if their pronunciation is any closer to the actual spanish version
rorke or the ps5?
VSASA
>>221787486rape
>>221787430russian planes are ds (dogshit)
>>221787482yeah?
james fishback married some hoe he met a week ago
spurs v okc game is really good
still far too warm despite it being night!this country is fucking finished
was really into planes when i was 14 so i flew in a cessna for my birthday immediately felt sick and never did it again
>>221787517trook
>>221787501um YEAHit irritates me because we're both using two different aproximations of a spanish vowel that doesn't exist in english x
>>221787511Watching an oldie with my family xIll catch the nextun
>>221787528god was doing some approximations when he made you
>>221787533mad that people thought this was jacked back in the day
>>221787372the hell
@grok is national rape day a bank holiday
>>221787528if you know that you should be pronouncing it correctly, at least they have an excuse for pronouncing it their way
>>221787372Tf is wrong with those niggas
>>221787539liquidated him
>>221787544>>221787554
>>221787372howling at the idea of viedy checking every couple of hours incase he missed a ghost
>>221787539go away you horrible man>>221787552don't know what you mean
>>221787564rorke never recovering from this
>>221787533enjoy!
>>221787565>that skin (fur?) tone
>>221787568>viedyscirm
>>221787587represents the type of knob she likes
my little rorkey
rorkestore britain
going to the rorke storewant anything?
Poo
>>221787592
>>221787606can't get anything from there no more cos of woke
>>221787615she fw me cuz i'm an autistic white boy with a bit of swag
Sir reeking bellend
wtaf
>>221787606rorke's arse in a cloche
>>221787638
>>221787638got your google set to welsh it looks like
>>221787606an english flag
>>221787592>>221787615>>221787626her BF is a mulatto actor with a massive BBC, timmies are retarded
now at the very bottom of the unexplained artifact iceberg we have the rorke device
>>221787681>we have the [Redacted]the what?
watching a film with knights in it
>>221787672uh oh cody mad asfhe finna crash out
?
no mum, just because I washed my hands 3 times after touching a surface that didn't even have direct contact with raw meat, it doesn't mean I have OCD or I need to be sectioned or anything like that it's just how I am
>>221787693it is a mystery 0_o
i hate listening to normal people talk about language stuff in general because nobody understands what they're talking about but they're always really confident grrrrrrr it vexes me it does
putting sugar in the tank
>>221787606black pussy gift card
fucks me off to not end when people say generally when they mean genuinely or vice versaneed them dead
could of
>to not end
rorke sliding to the leftrorke sliding to the rightcriss cross!
>>221787759need you dead
>>221787772matthew 12:36
poo (not funny)
>>221787783that's me done
>>221787606as many expired beans as you can carry please
>>221787796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK_pAlsL6Ycincredible
>>221787810no stewietary's
>>221787819giggled
Pub poos are underrated if you can get away with it being incognito and the pub is nice enough the toilets aren't fuckedI squeezed out a hot one on the way to get around and it made me feel like a million bucks for the rest of the evening
>>221787811seen these two livewas actually alri
>>221787827So goated
>>221787827his suits always like kinda meh but they probably cost a trillion billion
>>221787830Bet it flushed in the wrong direction.
>>221787835nice, would love to do that mesself
got nothing interesting to post.
>>221787827chopped
raping shit ino my arse
rorke went into the convenience store earlier to purchase a monster energy drink. the shopkeeper (a bengali woman) asked him for his ID for such a purchase, given his youthful visage. rorke checked his pockets but found that he had left his card at home. she asked if there was any other way to prove his status as a man. rorke considered it - to walk home and fetch his card, and walk all the way back to the convenience store, seemed unreasonable - so he asked "lady, how can i prove to you that i'm of age?" and the lady told him: drop your pants and take me - take me like my husband has never been able to." and so rorke discarded his next boxers onto the floor and approached her.at this point, the woman's husband entered the shop and demanded an explanation: "Saar why are you shagging my wife on the counter, this is a place of business" but rorke was already transfixed and could not be reasoned with.after rorke had finished inside her, and detached himself from her loving embrace, he confronted the shopkeeper. "rorke" he said. "you may be a loyal customer but that does not entitle you to my wife". naturally, rorke agreed, being, as he was, a submissive beta cuckold. but how could he pay for his sins? the prospect of walking home to obtain his identity card seemed as unreasonable as ever. especially given that the shopkeeper had already checked his card multiple times, and was simply paranoid of age verification testing.giving the shop a cursory scan, rorke picked up a pepsi max bottle. he offered it to the shopkeeper as he stood next to his exhausted wife. "perhaps this will do instead" rorke suggested. the shopkeeper took the pepsi max bottle in his swarthy hand and looked it up and down, scanned it and nodded his approval. rorke scanned his natwest card and left without looking at them
not a word of that
>>221787889more posts like this please from everyone
>>221787889read thiswish i hadn't
Want to wake up in 2010.
had a wank to juno's arse in the practice range earlier. a new low.
>>221787889
Glenda killed a rabbit and brought it to the porch
>>221787511goycattle bovine bastard
>>221787936wee rabbit fella
>>221787916>>221787930ktim
>>221787936glenda has a lovely tail
>>221787916i'm 11 and playing halo reach in my nike socks and dreading the next day of middle school
>>221787936survival of the fittest, innitlet that bunny go and he goes and makes more slow, useless bunniesthinking about the future of the species
>>221787986
>>221787994mein purrer
>>221787977far too young to be posting here go to bed young man
>>221788004i'm 27
i want to kill myself
>>221788008
>>221788017kill the idea of yourself
>>221788017
>>221787977I never owned an xbox
>>221788029
idea of killing myself
i like wearing hats backwards with a polo shirtit's a middle class southern thing
>>221788031ok
>>221788031nobody did outside of the united states
https://youtube.com/shorts/OGvB-7wKcg4?si=MMbe35CnoUuOKarRSilly berg :)
mad how quickly music changed from the 60s onwardsit only took 10 years to go from the beatles to disco
Need need need NEED a southern belle gf Or a midwest sophie thatcher gfOr a southwest sun-kissed chicana gf Or a new york gf I'll take anything actually
>>221788071>>221788071
all the decisions i've made in life were the wrong ones
>>221788087KAHTEEM
>>221788081can i have an american gf please
i don't even really want a girlfriend, the posts I made the other day about wanting one were when I wasn't of sober mindif i ever get like that again i'll just go to bed instead
>>221788101they are all obese
>>221788101No
>>221788130ktim after every steamingtoil
slap rorkes willy and bollocks until he cries and cums everywhere
too much male cattle to compete with jobs sex relationships etcnot really worthwhile having an even split of females and males in society
Historically speaking, steve from gamers nexus always said AMD was a glorfied crew
>>221788159ummers
how did tony kill blundetto from such a long range with a shotgun? was he using some kind of special ammo? It would have been more kino if there had been some kind of gun fight between them
Now then now then
>>221788159one of my fav doujins has a scene like that
michael jacksonnonce or not?
>>221788231never nonced mewish he had
>>221788231what non-nonce invites kids for sleepovers?
i got nonced but she was fit so looking back on it, it was probably fine.
>>221788231they don't show it in the movie so it didn't happen
>>221788253did she ever lick your teeth while wanking you off
>>221788279what
Cronem raped me
bamboo blanket weather this
>>221788287are you a katy?
>>221788285you knowlike grit your teeth and she licked them
>>221788302not sure what the significance of that would be
>>221788309was just a question
>>221788324don't think socan't remember it
Time to listen to the Life is Strange soundtrack and have a little cry...
of course that nigga loves life is strange
>>221787284don't like this image, something creepy and Lynchian about it
goodnight you horrible cretinous niggers
this nigga
alri?
>>221788378what about this one?>>221788380night mate
>>221788394owen jones?
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
>>221788409not being mean but she really looks down syndromey here
>>221788405that's better
what is /brit/s letterboxd top 4?
imagine dying this close to the millenium
>A supercentenarian, sometimes hyphenated as super-centenarian, is a person who is 110 or older. why the fuck would you want to live past 110
>>221788456banter and memes
>>221788438she already seen one
>>221788456so you can say that you've done itnot many people can say that
>>221788438The world she was born into was a world apart from the world she died in.
>>221788472the second millenium ended on January 1st 2001
feel like shit
>>221788493Come to usa
Russ Cook is a good egg
my name is nick crompton and my collar stay poppin
>>221788493me every day for the last 15 years
Would like to think that scientific advances in the study of longevity will have us living to be 150 soon.
Britain’s electricity system recorded its lowest ever transmission demand today: 12.62GW between 13:00–13:30.
>>22178851986 is YOUNG!
>>221788472Mong
Sharts moan softly
>>221788519oh yeah, why would you like to think that? made the most of all your years already have you?
one life, its worth an attempt
>>221788508banger
>>221788543inspiring...
watching the spurs
I for one would love to post poo bradleys in the british culture general of a sudanese bollock busting forum for 150 years.
mi gwan ave a wank
>one life, its worth an attempt
>>221788562Watching the hockey myself.
In Sweden each city has its own rape
>>221788575naw mon me tink me gwan tek me one loife dis a serus ting mon
>>221788595>>221788575yall niggas sound retarded af
fuck me its getting light
might wank to a video of a fat slag having sex on one of them porn websites
am a fat dumb bastard living in a 60% non white country ruled by jews
Kids in 1986 respond to the question: What will life be like in 2020?
hispanics are white
>>221788644o algo
>>221788632I suggest casting curvy me lad
>>221788575>>221788595ziedy logging back on to have a quick tug to these posts
>>221788636Oh dear, he’s basically predicted- hang about how did they get that chimpanzee to speak on camera?
>>221788519why would you want to live that longit's only worth it if you stayed young longer
What don't it do senpai.
>>221788665right well that's a racism
Have never seen a good post by a Canadian You can go on about yanks this Americans that but that’s the fact of the matter
RIP baby sneed
>>221788683
>>221788679pot calling the kettle a nigger innit
need a new pair of shoes
americans make youtube videos on burger science
might do a wnak to enormous japanese breasts
>>221788715crsuscruscream
>>221788668If you lived to be 150, theoretically you’d still be relatively young in your 70s.
