english authors edition
going to be a scorcher later this week
not his best book that
I like the sun I just don’t like the heat it’s insane how hot my house is
>>221790841turn the central air on?
must have a pint
*misreads it**spaffs in a carling*
>>221790831yeah?
… doing the revitive thing wearing my excellent glasses watching Grand Prix Sunday Canada on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221790878that's a dry heat
>>221790851I hate this twee bollocks>Today's soup of the day: Le Beer!!!!
>>221790895Miserable old man
>>221790895Happy young woman
stop crying
my flat stays relatively cool thankfully, think it might have something to do with the window placement
not much on telly this week
The Government is about to make it so young people must spend a minimum of £600 or £1800 to qualify for a driving testStill not going to sort the waiting times
nothing like cornflakes with ice cold milk on a warm day
>>221790929The 12 boroughs of London
>>221790804look forward to reading his brother's magnum opus
>>221790929All of these places have air conditioning
>>221790804Where in that book does he talk about how invading Iraq is based?
>>221790955scrim
>>221790937Really looking forward to your keynote on this at the boring cunt convention
why are you guys still here?
>>221790929good to see india burning while their famine starts
>>221790955One for each million Jews who died in the Holocaust
>>221790959BASED
>>221790972thanks I think you'll find my creative use of powerpoint particularly captivating
>>221790804He did a number on religiofags and he is still going from the grave>>221790959Kek
>>221790976Because it’s my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?
leftypol writing his magnum copus already refuted by Saint Thomas Aquinas in 1274
>>221790976got no other place to go :/
>>221790998State of those eyebrows
>>221790998>where are all the good men wtf why am I still single in my thirties???
He was a Sneed's boyShe was a Chuck's girlCan I make it any more obvious?
>>221790998>Date>30s woman Legitimately no point in dating a woman over 25
>>221790976the leftists have taken over reddit i reckon
>>221790998she definitely thinks she's more attractive than she actually is
>>221790998just realised I'm 30 and never been on a date
Out for walkies
A million niggers died because the Jews lied
Arsenal have received and lifted the trophyNigerian discent women from London are happy
https://voca.ro/1kcekQTgd8Xw
>>221791130Okay 190
fuckssake ladsonly got 93p left need to scab exactly 57p so i can get a canbut no chance anyone's out at this timehoping bossman will just let me pay him back later
>>221791108>>221791134Activeee
>>221791108Why not wearing shorts
>>221791130Is a bit mad how in all the celebration videos there are barely any white peopleAre Arsenal the most black club in the UK?
>>221791169Don't want my legses to get burnt
>>221791169shorts are for children (i wear shorts all the time)
Wanked to a vid of Kaley Cuoco from the year 2000.
mental how tear gas is banned by the geneva convention but allowed to be used against civilians during riots just not right is it
>>221791201Best bit about her is her low self-esteem
who wears short shortswe wear short shorts
disgraceful from me
>>221791215looks familiarwhere?
>>221791108alri pinhead
>>221791204For riots they should use that gay bomb the Americans made so all the rioters fall in love with one another
English people need to fucking go home im sorry but you make this place unliveable in the summer
>>221791234are you a wog or actually scottish/welsh?
couldn't help but snap a few photos of girls with their arse cheeks out when i was shopping yesterday
>>221791252take video next time
>>221791250What do you think is more likely
pencilled in a foul sloppy post-booze shit for 8am
>>221791204nothing's banned when you're kosher enough
Slightly regretting this choice of walkI'm already very hot and sweaty and I have a couple of hills to negotiate
>>221791264don't knowthat's why i asked
>>221791259Janny once banned me for posting upskirt webms. Tread lightly lad.
>>221791274get the country music on
>>221791252Was at a festival yesterday and there were so many arses showing.
Found a friend
if you wank to upskirts you most likely wank to rape as well, it’s cut from the same cloth
>>221791298you should have grabbed some of them
The "Lambrini Girls", a British girl band, the most obnoxious group ever. Their entire message is "britain is racist and bad" delivered in twitter tier rhetoric, while also being STATE FUNDED. That's right, we are funding ANTI-BRITISH bands.>In March 2025, the Lambrini Girls and 57 other artists were awarded funding from that year's Music Export Growth Scheme, with Lisa Nandy - the then-Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport - describing the 58 as the "best of British culture".>The fact that the band's "God's Country" implied that Britain was full of "racist uncles" and "flag-shaggers" and that Lunny had opined in a February 2024 DIY interview that it was embarrassing to be from England due to its racism and xenophobia led commentators in numerous newspapers to ask why the band were being funded by British tax.>In response, Lunny said that it was hypocritical for the far right to be preaching free speech but object to theirs, while Macieira-Boşgelmez opined that only funding bands useful for propaganda would constitute fascism. They released "Cult of Celebrity" and announced a tour in March 2026, but cancelled much of the latter after Lunny broke her neck.Unfuckingbelievable that taxes are used to support this.
>>221791304you dress a bit gay
want to go for a walk with my headphones on but think it will give me stupid tanlines
>>221791308>They are both neurodivergent[68] and both use she/they pronouns;[69] Macieira-Boşgelmez is bisexual[70] and is bipolar and autistic,[10] while Lunny is a lesbian[20] and has ADHD.
>>221791309Gays dress better than straights
>>221791304get it fussed
>>221791315Wear a hat
>>221791275Well I’m sure you can figure it out
the british state is funding me to make anti britan posts
>>221791309literally normal shoes and trousers is gay? grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig&list=RDVx5A6WMFzig&start_radio=1any country boy is
>>221791284She's from Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's two steppin' 'round the roomAnd judgin' by the smile that's written on his faceThere's nothin' I can doIt doesn't take a crystal ball to seeA cowboy always finds a way to leaveDrinkin' Jack all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell
>>221791334are gaygrow up
>>221791308how’d she break her bloody neck then, god’s revenge for her hubris or summat?
>>221791345You defo got bullied at school
>>221790895Don't pretend to be so thin skinned. You don't care about it at all.
>>221791350dunno but it was satisfying reading the end of the paragraph>>221791345grow up
>>221791361you definitely reread this before hitting submitI'm in your head and I've got you rattled
Drank a lot to cope with the fact that mentally I'm still in high school just then ahaha. Alright gang, let's get serious about geopolitics. What the hell is happening out there?
>>221791345looking for gayness when there is none, you most definitely slobber on willy
>>221791391not muchZOG wonChina kneeled Muzzies cuckedUSA on top for another 100 years at least
>>221791391a fierce battle between the have-poos and no-poo continues to rage on
Slept a bit later than intended and need to rush to get dogberg out before it gets el scorcho out there. Also forgot to water the garden last night because I was drunk so my vegetables won't have had all night to drink in that delicious water and get biglads, but also not the end of the world. Blogpost complete.
heemed
thought the zodiac killer only killed a couple people but he actually killed heaps like at least a dozenalso bro had mega incel vibes
right well i said i would be off the alcohol and i have stuck to that promise haven't i
>>221791308I think giving 70% of GDP to pensioners and the unemployed is anti British
>>221791224So good
hope you all enjoy the warm day and play the bossa nova attitude is everything
>>221791450For the summer nighttime incel kingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=986gTwLv70Q
im like really angry over bad stuff in the world and stuff
>>221791306nah voyeurism tickles an entirely different bone than raperape doesnt work if the woman doesnt know whats happening
need to cook this chicken tomorrow
>>221791478bruce be like why can't we all just get along
>>221791474the goymobile on patrol
>>221791478need listen john lemon imagine........
>>221791474Mongoys MC
>>221790976all the good posting is happening on private discords and twitter but im too unc to get involved with that (24)
>>221791530all the grooming and jeet bot farming you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5LlgM1sq8
>>221791530i am 24 also
incel walk yesterday
>>221791565those slags arent pic worthybuildings look cool tholove bricks
>>221790804Why are Brits so addicted to Danish cum
>>221791565felt bad taking this but had to capture the black pussy changed rorke
>>221791565delete this notts mong don't want people thinking this is me
Is a bit warm out
>>221791590scream rorke's life actually changed
what do u do in this sitch
>>221791593at least i'm not posting the obese dysgenic inbred looking people which there are plenty of in town
>>221791556hello fellow early zoomer those late zoomers sure are a different breed just dont get them
>>221791474>trucks, goldwings, and slingshots with Israeli, US, and Gadsden flags>parading with a police escort>flat>palm treesI'm going to guess central Florida.
>>221791609Depressing watching all the normal people enjoy the weather. Wish I could be like them
How does this even happen
>>221791628we're built diffy
>>221791609Reincarnate even more Italian for revenge
>>221791631ktim haven't even left the house this weekend
And labour wonders why people are voting for reform lol
berge came over to scran grassit constipated x
>>221791565Spend a lot of time in that Oxfam shop me
Keep adding Italian filters to the Italian filters there are 3 steps past Joe Pesci before you get the glitchiness
>>221791662right why is the berge eating grass then
>>221791637
>>221791674bergs love grass
Dogberg on a refreshing one
>>221791674it cowe x
where do I begin with pre-Buckingham/Nicks Fleetwood Mac?
the lads
>>221791655Because goyim are retarded and easily led just like cattle
>>221791683>>221791692right well that berge is like 'it's free real estate!' and started scranning the grass x
>>221791696I spy 3 sets of gams
>>221791696this is who you have to compete with to shag girls btwincels dont realise how many average guys shag
want to have an all white country with no negros or spics but people who wear kippahs won't allow it
squirrelberg screeching its little head off outside instate what mao did but for greys instead of sparrows I'm sick to bastard death of it
>>221791730I mog them What lets me down is my social skills.
>>221791696the lasses
>>221791760Get yourself a pair of dicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYcoyp44Rig
weird how if you say mean things on the internet you will go to prison in the UK but this mong who takes pictures of random people on the street doesn't face any scrutiny
Introducing 'RORKE' a new motion picture
>>221791793didn't realise it was illegal to take photos in public spaces?
>>221791770all 3 taking turns sitting on my face
Peng house
RORKE: OriginsRORKE: RisingRORKE: The Changing Caused By Black VaginasRORKE: DownfallThe all new RORKE cinematic universe, exclusively on /brit/+
steamingtoil begins
>>221791822grim
londons boiling ffs. went for runtoil at 5am and still felt like i was being burned alive
>>221791802the implication there was that if the UK state puts people in prison for something as trivial as mean internet posts would also have a problem with someone who takes pictures of random people which is more of a bigger offense (invading someones privacy)
>>221791802Should be in the way you’re doing it. Just weird
>>221791827it's to be 35 degrees in the afternoonrip you
RORKE: Risen ;)
saw so many irish pubs on my incel walks in petersburg thought there were probably more of them there than in ireland (it's just an exaggeration didn't mean to offend anyone)
leftypol rebooting the RORKE cinematic universe to make rorke a bad guy who dies at the end
>>221791829literal brainrot from spending so much time on twitternobody is in jail for "saying mean things" you spasticdon't bother replying, filtering flag
>>221791848>nobody is in jail for "saying mean things"lie on leftypoppy
>>221791848>nobody is in jail for "saying mean things"yes they are
>>221791838been taking random clips during my incel walks. might make them into a youtube video. filmed a huge kangaroo last night in a carpark
Just fly me to the moon let me play amongst the stars
baked beans in America is brown poo sauce with brown beans in it vile
Calls for rorkes execution as he is filmed performing a George Floyd dance infront of TERRIFIED onlookers
>>221791859mexican beans are more popular here
>>221791833they should ban pretty much every single newspaper then cus they are full of pics of people outside
>>221791859>>221791866i like black beans
rorke in hot water after saying some things too controversial for even the EUIV steam group
jake jillenhal is pretty good at bringing a little autistic energy to his characters
>>221791889i was just thinking about his performance in zodiac
>>221791868>in the way you’re doing itStanding on the side of a street secretly snapping pictures of people as they walk by without realising is fucking Indian behaviour mate proper weird >but but but its not illegal!!!!Never said it was
don't like leftypols hatred of white people and love of homosexuality and non white immigrationdon't like rorkes slavish devotion to israel and zionism i'm politically homeless it seems
>>221791859boston baked beans slap you should make them some time
Oh thats my one singular mate now mutuals with the exberg on instablattSurely nothing
So sad that spurs didn’t go down
>>221791834its not right, need the biomass converted into air conditioning units immediately
>>221791905what do they slap
>>221791933they will thrive in this heatwill you, rorke?
>>221791900thousand of people outside constantly taking videos for tiktok and instagram and i am the problem, for snapping a few pics while walking outside.
>>221791922look on the bright side we get west ham vs millwall now
>>221791936black arses
>>221791897yeah im watching that rn hehe
>>221791943>in the way you’re doing it>in the way you’re doing it>in the way you’re doing it>in the way you’re doing itStop ignoring the point freak
>>221791960whats bad about it
>>221791936the llamas ass
can't take pictures of a street in this bloomin woke country no more
>>221791960you're acting like i'm taking candid photos but i am not
>>221791943I wasn't passing judgement on you personally for doing it i was just making an observation based on the trivial things the UK state puts people in jail fordon't know why you took it as a personal insult
>>221791939no, that’s why i want the ac units you ingrate
I am against 'Woke'
>>221791954pay attention
taking a stand against woke and going back to sleep x
rorke repeating "i'm just taking a video" like surveillance camera man while being arrested
>>221791978What are you doing?
right so how many of you are drinking booze at some point today
slap means "good" in zoomerspeak
when a juden asks you for an autograph
>>221792025already started
>>221792025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJyqljVQVP4
rorke LEAPING in to SPACE breaking the SOUND BARRIER before CRASHING DOWN throgh the ATMOSPHERE and making a CRATER with his DEATH IMPACT that scientists think was caused by ALIENS
Japs are worse than jewsWasnt a nip that sang Piano Man or directed Barry Lyndon
>>221791108got your cap with you yeah? for the sun yeah?
>>221792037where to cop those shoes?
kirosawa was one of the greatest film directors of all timedon't know what that kike was on about
21 times RORKE was CHANGED by BLACK PUSSY
>in the yookay they arrest you for posting on the internet
might have a mosey along to waitrose for lunchhave a sit in the park x
>>221792095remember that guy in Scotland who got arrested for training his pug to do a hitler salute
used to get my mum to buy me sea monkeys and eat them out of the pack as a kid
12C out. so sick of this cold fucking weather
>>221792119EEEEWWWWW
>>221792119scro
>>221792095yes you are arrested in the UK if you post mean things about jews, gays, or non white peoplein america if you do this the police don't arrest you but you get fired from your job
thinking about THAT ratatouille meme
>my country good your country badcan they just fuck off why are they here
rorke seen on youtube shorts making ackee and saltfish
why do yanks come here to post polshit when cum and pol exist
>>221792143my country is terrible and I want to move to England, no joke
>>221792127In America you spend 38 days in jail for posting a Charlie Kirk meme
don't have any friendsnever have and never willamericans are evil and retarded
>>221792121not fair
>>221792127So where is the line draw in USA? If i start spreading rumours one of coworkers is a pedophile and damage his repuatition, will i be jailed for slander? Can i use free speech law to defend myself from slander acusations?
mumsey used to do my pack lunches until i was 17
>>221792169you sound mentally ill
>>221792173i just want it to be warm already. had toturn on my electricblanket
>>221792167this definitely happened
I love Britain I would never post anything anti-British in this general I promise
my cumshots are brazy on zinc
>>221792177ever shagged her
>>221792176you cant be jailed for slander, but he can sue youslander = you know it's false + you say it maliciously. so he would probably win
i cannot believe nobel prize winner WILLIAM FAULKNER said *this* to OPPENHEIMER(can't post it here but google it)
>>221792188Copehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7pyjxjxrvo
>>221792188it did yh
>>221792176pedophillia is legal in the united states as long as you are rich, a politician, or jewish
37 days in jail for a charlie kirk meme lmaoooo free speech my fucking arse
the british guttersnipe press would never post sensational lies
>>221790878Grim
>>221792223>indirect replyingoh he seething
>>221792220state of that
>>221792247Tennessee
>>221792237scr dunelm
america doesn't have free speechyou get doxxed and fired if you say anything "racist" or "homophobic" or "antisemitic" it's not as bad as the UK but it's stll very much illegal and you will be oppressed if you try to speak freely
my post is doing iron man numbers>>221791398
>>221792198shut up
turned the electric blanket on. now it's nice and comfy
look up steven donziger if you want to see where the world is at actual North Korea type shit happening in the USA
>indionesia
>>221792276Proud of you x
they need to do that cloud seeding thing make it rain
>>221792301who are you quoting
>>221792311*whom
>>221792300at least north korea is 100% koreanUSA is 50% white 20% mesoamerican 15% black and 10% asian which makes it 100% worse imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuGEXJ8D4Xo
Just posted about new mexico in /mex/ aha what am i like
this weekend has really shown me how many posers there are on /brit/ who are actual normal people and not friendless freaks like they make out. This place has been dead
>>221792311don't worry kitten
liz truss x theresa may (tags: tentacle, incest, cronem)
>>221792319ok
>>221792332all the posts about sports and going outside really gives it away
i'm not your kitten
people asking why we still post here. it's this kind of shit >>221792341you don't get this anywhere else
>>221792346>>221792332i watch sports but i'm just as big a freak as any of you
Heron fella
i'm going out for the incelwalk and will be taking more photos of people
>>221792341bizarre
>>221792332I only go outside for booze and incelwalks
tried wearing shorts and people were double taking at how corpse pale they areback to sweaty jeans
>>221792364which sports?if its nfl, nhl, nba, or mlb you are a certified fucking normgroid
>>221792366I envy the heron. He pays no taxes.
I mean the cabbage did outlast her but it was too brown to eat at the same time
>>221792374they weren't you neurotic little gimp
>>221792321Be a good way to trick the lads into a cheeky 'rder-suicide
>>221792377neither does anyone else here
>>221792395No taxes on bank holiday
>>221792375nfl mlb but primarily nbai also watch esports (cs)
>>221792374all in your head s
bank holiday just to have one? no meaning? it's not right
>>221792374I never wear shorts because I was bullied in school about my legs
corr lovely bank holiday lay in. i woke up 5 minutes later than when my alarm normally goes off
>>221792418I used to get bullied for having hairy legs lol
>>221790895
>>221792416Need to give those bankers a day off After all they've done for us they deserve it
>>221792401as i said, certfied normgroidr/goyball might be more your speed
>>221792435Toilberg's done you like an burnt breakfast fry-up
>>221792418I prescribe you squattoil and/or leg press toil
>>221792465disgusting. women should be hairless below the eyebrows
>>221792473I like when they have a bit of hair on the arms
>>221792460dont mind it. i like being up and about in the morning
New>>221792480>>221792480>>221792480
>>221792416do you think the government is going to tell you the meaning of things? look it up on wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whit_Monday
is it weird for me to book all my paid time off around bank holidays/christmas/easter to maximise the number of 4 day weekends and week long breaks i get? told the toilfu that ive been doing it for years and she gave me the same look of pity that everyone always gives me when i say autistic shite. not even sure what an alternative structure would be
>>221792465looked better with the glasses on
>>221792493no i see people do this all the time
>>221791419Bodied that nog
