McLaren edish
just came on my own face
>>221792480here some girls are named Maclaren
>>221792480remember playing top trumps in school and the mclaren f1 was the best card
>>221792491yeah cos they want to speed away from you lol
>>221792491Are they also high maintenance?
+1 to the dsyp count
about to victimise rorke rape style
i was day dreaming about winning the lottery, buying an expensive sports car and picking up women to have sex withbut i just now even if i were a billionaire i'd still just sit here posting shite all day, maybe on a slightly better computer
>>221792512they are even more expensive now because the parts are almost all gonereplacing the windscreen costs £50,000 these days
>>221792530now how's a regular family supposed to afford that? not on really is it
spend a lot of time thinking about how life is a magical gift and you get these few years and then youre gone forever and that i should do something to make the most of it but then i never do
>>221792523my ex was a foundational black american. best sex i ever had
Arsenal fans are scum
is it weird for me to book all my paid time off around bank holidays/christmas/easter to maximise the number of 4 day weekends and week long breaks i get? told the toilfu that ive been doing it for years and she gave me the same look of pity that everyone always gives me when i say autistic shite. not even sure what an alternative structure would be
never heard of white monday
>>221792530That image is really based off one billionaires experience with owning one, even he sold it because it was costing him too much time and money kek, you have to rent a race track privately and pay 5 Mclaren goons to go hoon your car for a day just to set up new tyres on it.
>>221792523i want to be in her black american bubble
can't leave toil for another 2.5 hours lads
>>221792571mate everyone does thati can see on the work calendar when people book annual leave and half the company is off when it's a bank holidayfor me, i do the opposite so i can avoid doing work when everyone's on holiday or off for christmas
>>221792523why dont they do some fucking learning instead of posting thick shite like this
>>221792600which hotel or convenience store do you work at
>>221792564used to be an arsenal fan since primary school until i realised im not even from london never mind north london and supporting a team you have no connection with is pointless. now i only watch golf
just googled foundational black
used to be an arsenal fan since primary school until i realised im not even from london never mind north london and supporting a team you have no connection with is pointless. now i only watch porn
>>221792571everybody does this. i book 3 weeks before our summer holiday and then another after christmas/new years so i get 7 weeks off in 2 big chunks. i keep some time for other stuffduring the year of course
wake up smell the flowers
… breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Canadian F1 Grand Prix on Sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221792602wonder what her problem is then. might be one of those girls who lives in a flat their parents rent and got a car for their birthday, the sort that never made a decision that wasnt in the heat of the moment. feeling very disillusioned with her now
used to be an arsenal fan since primary school until i realised im not even from london never mind north london and supporting a team you have no connection with is pointless. now i only watch the chase
>>221792621foundational black american is used to differentiate between the slaves who built the foundations of this country from john washington who immigrated in 1976
standing over a pothole and melting into it for britain
>>221792523Three minutes on Wikipedia could answer this question
>>221792648she's probably negging you because she wants your cockever shagged her? up the arse?
Need Emma Watson to fart while I'm shagging her doggystyle.
>>221792609i work at a data centeri was moved to the night shift on weekends reccently
>>221792646i didnt know they made 0% gin
Caught the sun this weekend? Oh, yeah, maybe haha*shows off tanned arms*You could say got out there yeah
>>221792662kiss my asphalt
rorke choosing whether to bring his laptop to the toilet for his morning poo
all this vitamin d is a bit gay if I'm honest
used to be an arsenal fan since primary school until i realised im not even from london never mind north london and supporting a team you have no connection with is pointless. now i only watch canal boat diaries
… new software wearing my excellent glasses watching Canadian F1 Grand Prix on Sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
Rorke taking a cold shower to escape the heatLeftypol taking a golden shower when the mood is right
>>221792688it costs about the same price as normal gin which is bonkers
>>221792674not yet, and i wouldn’t put it in her arse anyways. many people don’t know this, but that’s actually where poo comes from, so you shouldn’t put stuff up there
gwyliau banc. ewch i mewn fechgyn.
>>221792727BONKERS*negro dance*
Three cocks up my arseDon't care if I'm bleedingThirty years of AIDSNever stopped me cruising
Feeling very born on the bayou today
put on a donk on it
>>221792749That's the Tamar
tim eats better than mehe's always got something nice to drink too
I wonder how much money is left in that trust fund.
hate the timposter and hate tim he should be thrown into a cement mixer and used to pour foundations for a new workhouse where seasidemark will be forced to turn a capstan wheel forever to keep a lightbulb on
>>221792749just watched season 1 of true detective did we? planning out which references to post in advance are we?
does timmy do anything other than watch tv, eat, and post his photos his twitter updates?
My favorite season, late spring that's basically summer lite.
why is tim in a care home?
three day ban for posting this image on /sp/Pretty sure I saved it from this thread
>>221792792dentist
>>221792777he used to sing, act and get in arguments with dentists
lost 6kghaven’t really been trying that hard either, mad how much difference not snacking wildly with the red wine jew or eating a second meal deal in toil makes
>>221792793@janny good ban
wakey wakey it's the bank holiday weekendhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779452078842569.webm
>>221792740scrying
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
>>221792814my neighbor's cat has been waking me up so i've started doing laundry at all hours of the night
>>221792830nig behavior
>>221792792His schizo meds make him unsteady on his feet and he had a big fall that required a long hospital stay which piled on more problems including that he's now a fat diabetic with swollen feet
>>221792640nice berge this
… getting confused wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros 360 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221792814need a playlist with all those boomers classics on it, cba to scroll through spotify until i find one that isn’t half decent half garbage
>>221792814very funny clip
>>221792793that janny is one of the good ones, as they say
>>221792826ran out of toilet paper once and had a MASSIVE poo so I had to use my shower head as a bidet
>>221792844why's he take so many pictures of mundane things and blodpost about them 26/7?
>>221792648She probably thought it was odd that you treated it like some wild announcement.
>>221792809>not snacking with red winethere's just no way of avoiding gorging when I'm drunk. Usually what I do is try and offset the calories to compensate so for dinner that day I'll just have 2 chicken breasts on their own, knowing full well that later that evening I will be consuming 6 bags of walkers oven baked crisps with a tub of salsa or dipI feel that so long as I balance it out it's ok
>>221792862he not well
>>221792826Sucked her pum and slipped my thumb in her arsehole at the same time
where should i go to eat breakfast?
>>221792826rubbed my knob head on the toilfus water bottle when i was alone in the office locking up
You are all incredibly stupid.
salt & vinegar rice cakes with philadelphiapretty peng if you ask me
>>221792814Mumberg yelling SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN so the whole neighbourhood hears it
>>221792893I'm not really though I just pretend to be for my own amusement.
rorke positioning himself in a security camera blindspot to do his nob rubbing activities
>>221792893alri candace owens lad
me rn
Mumberg yelling POO SCREAM NIGGER BRADLEY so the whole neighbourhood hears it
Reading up on partcle's physics up on Einstein's theory of Newton general relativity of gravity the thermodynamics.
>>221792900corrr
i scored a B+ on my IQ test retard
>>221792923this post has been fact checked by real pscrmers as true
>>221792919fuck sake guys turned into a rogan josh
scrambled egg for breakfast, any objections?
>>221792927just how many up ons are you up
Dadberg called trump a "shabbos goyim" kek bet he posts on /pol/
just had my first pint of the day
>>221792934No need to sign your posts
fock....dis is lok... da gooles' song aw iva 'erd in mo' whole loof fock all of you who said o' wouldn't make it...who said i was a loser...who said i was a no one...who said i was a FOKKEN PSOCHO...but look at me now... all up in the interwebz... WORLD WIDE! 2009! ... enter the ninja...yolandi VUSSUHdj hootikDe fokken Antwoord!what's my name? om a ninja!
>>221792941Tossed salads for lunch?
>>221792946I dunno where my dad posts if anywhere. Once we were out for a meal and he took his phone out to show us something and his instagram was just page after page of scantily clad young women.
>>221792962Just don't know what to do with this
americans really act like theyre getting overwhelmed with feral african beastmen and mentally deranged muslamics like europe is but if you look at the stats, like 90% of their immigration is mexicans lol
>>221792972proper ladtell him the boys on /brit/ want some slag reccs
>>221792640such a beautiful image
folk
>>221792981Mercy..!
>>221792957she cute
>>221792957love her
mental that they got rid of these
It turns out that inertia plus thermodynamics times gravity minus mass divided by 1 equals 7, thus proving the Earth is flat.
>>221793018mental is it?
dressed head to toe in a black leotard rappelling into the alysa liu cloning facility
>>221793018can't have nowt in this woke country no more
>>221793025e = mc^2 + AI
>>221793018belvitas are in the same area though?i like their chocolate chip ones
>>221793037lol
really want to wank but wifeberg doesn't leave the house until 11am so i am forced to look at lewd images until then
get the factories re-opened get the woke destroyed by filling them with bames
>>221793051not even closealso belvita are SHIT
>>221793049indians be posting shit like this on linkedin with a completely straight face
think we went a bit too far with slavery
Mums PISSED that I ate all the bread
https://www.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/1tn3bpa/is_there_anywhere_to_watch_obsession_2026_movie/look at the comments on this dead internet theory
>>221793037she's taken some of my seed
illegal to be white in briwoketan
>>221793018Genuinely mad that they use the same brand name for different things in different marketsHere it's an ultrasweet cereal that we mix with curry powder and peanuts and sell at school fetes as "Nuts and Bolts"
>>221792922Edit: His mom
>>221793078every time i've had to go to linkedin because my company forces us to like their posts, i see an entire feed filled with ai generated "business lessons" shite, profile pic always some dork in a suit
>>221793082just wasnt on was it
>>221793037Mad how she literally was made in a lab to order
going to lidl for some bread, anyone want something?
raped internet theory
>>221793128bockles
curled up in a pretzel knot licking my pooey arse for 45 straight seconds like a cat
Hate going outside when it’s summer weatherMuch prefer horrible winter I can wrap up put my coat on put my hood up head down no problems
as someone who browses /brit/ from 6am to midnight it's interesting seeing how the thread turns to shit around the time normies wake up and get back home from work
so glad i will never be on link edin
>>221793092really makes you thinkdread to think what sort of stuff is going on behind closed doors like topics / threads being artificially pushed to the top, having their numbers pumped up etc. The stuff we can see is only the tip of the iceberg.
>>221793141alri baroness seccombe
>>221793092even when the posts are real they might as well be bots because it's the same fucking redditism and opinions in every thread
>>221792517Same.Get phimosis fixed. Get lipoma removed. Get laser treatment to fix my thread veins.Then check into to a hotel and get meals and booze brought to my door
the big bligger theory
>>221793145do you have sunglasses? If not you should get some.For me if I try to go outside in bright sunlight without them I honestly have to squint and scrunch up my face. I think I have autism or something. But with sunglasses I can almost relax and enjoy the weather.
genuinely dreamed I was having sex with emma watson (legal age) last night, she was laying on top of me and i was thrusting from below normally i would have done a cummed pant but im chemically castrated from SSRIs
these any good?
im just like morrisey in that im a tortured gay incel but withpout the talent
>>221792523I ask this same question whenever I hear a strong black woman speaking. But nobody ever has the answer
r/bignoseladies
>>221793197you tell us
>>221793171Sir Scraniel Bedingfield
>>221792564Piers Morgan, Keir Starmer...shit you're right
>>221793188I don’t have the right head shape for sunglassesMakes me look like a paedo
>>221793195>dreamedFOY
One Gaytion
>>221793204I want to kiss her nose
going to get on the booze at lunch, be absolutely spasticated by dinner time and pass out after akbar brings me scran on his little e bike might be racist online too
>>221793199yeah his clever snarkiness is one of a kind
>>221792571Only one I did was take a week off around Easter because its where my birthday falls.
>>221793216The non famous ones are bad enough
>>221793231sounds like a plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb5PO_92_o
>>221793231quite a grim life you lead
perusing the mass shooting thread on /gif/
>>221793195Welcome to the club lad. Next up is fart-sniffing.
Visit Nantucket
>>221793218sunglasses come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Should try some on next time you're in the shop, they really do make a difference if you find being outside too bright and intense like I do
>>221793253evil incel
Actually E=mø•c^2 +Ek where Ek is the kinetic component of the total relativistic energy
>>221793231the dream desu
when did they delete /r/?
alsya liu and pinkpantheress kissing
>>221793273woke
>>221793265how is it evil you gimp?prefer seeing footage of crimes rather than reading about them
>>221793267woke bullshit
got a 2,000 word speech to write for tomorrowjust cba lads esp in this heatwhy is work like this
>>221793284you're watching videos of mass shootings with your big greasy incel face pressed up against the monitor, making little incel chuckles
>>221793273People (indians) kept requesting AI topless pictures of women from social media
rorke and leftypols fit sisters lezzing out in front of them
>>221793273Speculation that it was to do with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TAKE_IT_DOWN_Act?useskin=vector
>>221793273bout a week ago week ago
>>221792646Breakfast proper Guinness what a lad
>>221793301the sisters? alsia liu and pinkpantheress
>>221793204I want her nose buried in my buttcheeks as she nibbles on my ballsack
>>221793301cock twitched a little at this :/
>>221793297project oni'm just watching out of morbid curiosity
>>221793284can only hope you're some 16 yo edgelord not a stunted serial killer
what’s more dangerous adderall or xanax
>>221792771hes probably got some drop ship operation going making him passive readies
got a cheeky lil sunburn x
You can definitely see how the internet has declined over the last decade, as more Third Worlders have begun to access it. The worst thing is knowing that there are billions more to come.
>>221793331Xanny
>>221793301This but it's their mums and it's a show on BBC starring Jamie Bell and Richard Gadd
>>221792792its a respite care home. Anyone can check in who needs a break. Tims milking it for all its worth and turning into a blob
>hope you’re some 16 youm
>>221793362evil wokester taking a post out of contextgo find another site to sully you evil coward
>>221793141asked ai to name the funniest post in this thread and this was one of them gongrats (there were also >>221792934 >>221793025 but they didn't fit in the screencap and I don't find them particularly funny)
>>221793251hate how much of a retarded mong tim is these days
james may mess uphe say cockfunny
>>221793331a grizzly bear probably more dangerous than both but not sure
>>221793231Good lad
>>221793331Depends in what sense you mean. I'd say in terms of risk of dying, xanax is more dangerous because a lot of (yank) xans are cut with fent. Even beyond that, actual xanax is dangerous if combined with alcohol (can cause death).All that said, adderall is probably more likely to ruin someone's life. Taking stims daily for long periods of time i.e years is not where you want to be. It seems merry at the start when you still get high off them but past the 1 year mark that feel-good sensation is long gone and you're well within the grip of addiction.
Stay up here in the comfort of the train station or head down down down to the river knowing full well I'll need to climb the 7000 steps back up
can't stop snacking on shite
rorke and leftypol are those two friends who always bicker and argue at the start of a night out but end up in the back of an uber sucking each other's faces clean off every time
>>221793018I want Trackers back
white niggas looooove they final fantasy
>>221793389now THATS a wall
>>221793389You know you want to see the river
>>221793389probs be a nice cool breeze by the water. Head down I say.
>>221793389*waits with eager anticipation*
>>221793396Why are you talking like an African American? And you can't say that word, you're white.
>>221793396it's because i want to be tifa !!
>>221793373im the queen of /brit/
>>221793415ummy
one avocado takes 80 gallons of water to grow but it's always shitholes with no water that grow them and end up having to import watermakes no sense really
>>221793416that would be alysa
>>221793389nice wall that
rorke just fucking bought a jet
>>221793415lets meet up for tranny cosplay sex ill be aerith or maybe cloud dressed as a girl
>>221793421Even worse is washed coffees cos you can make them with a dry process and it's cheaper and easier but still they wash them
>>221793415ywnbaw
cryinghttps://youtu.be/INGJ-_j2XH8?si=KN1ZhVA73N6gZZ3B
>>221793431Even nicer from the other side for my money
>>221793421evolutionary dead end your avocado. like koala bears.
>>221793255would love to be a young sailor boy there at the height of whaling and have sex starved manly sailors use my boyhole out at sea using excess blubber as lube
>>221793373/brit/ is extremely unfunny
>>221793461um
crinkle crankle walls for me
off to waitrose to buy loads of sweets and chocolate and going to gorge on it all
>>221793451
>>221793461right well that's a bunch of homosexual nonsense you've just posted isn't it
>>221793487evil piggy
more like moby-DICK
@grok is this true
big fan of walllad's wall viewing excursions me
>>221793461
whats the appeal of veal
>>221793421bought those holy avocado pots which are very handy. Avocado, black pudding, tomato and watercress tiger rolls yesterday was a nice lunch
When people named 'Franks' speak a Latinate language to discuss 'their ancestors the Gauls', we're clearly seeing a people deeply-rooted to their ancient ancestors.But is that an Englishman reading a poem about King Arthur!? What a rootless cuck!
might relapse
/brit/ hella zesty rn
>>221793484you know veal comes from young lambs are forced to not move so their meat stays tender?absolutely evil to be eating that
don't need no woke ai to tell me when to laugh at a post
wtf west ham got relegated
>>221793461hot
might prolapse
>>221793532Lincoln City will bum them 5-0 at Sincil Bank
>>221793539reform voters actively support this
im a vegan
what's your favourite wall lads?
>>221793552the big one
Ah-rah, deeSoo-guh-goo-gee-goo-geeGoo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-deeOoh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-beeFliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
>>221793532and tottenham didn't aha
>>221793484love a scallopine marsala me
im not here to make you laugh
will never understand dance as an art form
>>221793552Wall-e
god im fucking ugly
i haven't actually wanked to alysa liu yet, might do so today
>>221793552
>lose a third of our games>ship 66 goals in 46 matches>still get promoted at wembley
been wanking a lot to this nibba justin slayer he knows how to pound bitches
>>221793589Those were Jews you silly nigger
>>221793588screaming this is me
im da based alpha
dont think we'll ever get a shopping walk ever again
>>221793552The Roman walls of Portchester Castle, one of the best-preserved forts anywhere in the former Empire
BE DA BEE DA DIDDY DOUGH DO BEE BOW DIDDY DEE
>>221793606(audience gasps) RORKE!
>>221793603you need help
not even allowed to walk down to the shops no more the woke has gotten too much
…cheadle
need a fat ugly gf
>>221793629mami culo grande is one of the best porns out there
>>221793598mad how next season they're implementing the 8 place play offs, imagine squeezing into the 8th place spot with 20 less points than 3rd and winning the playoffs haha
>>221793598my oneitis is from Hull
thought he meant hipsters lol
>>221793659and her bf?
>>221793633vghthe palmerston north of the northern hemisphere
>>221793603>nibbabeen holed up in your incel bedroom for the better part of a decade havent you lad
>>221793652>>221793598anime site not kickball site
still thinking about this posthow did it taste?
>playoffsThat's a yank thing. I didn't think soccer had playoffs.
gee whizz
>>221793699the queen of /brit/
>>221793689stale bourbons
>>221793698shut up fat
>>221793678football is british culture thus belongs here
>shut up fat
nobody:the fattest, blackest, most retarded gorilla yank in history: that's a yank thing
>>221793689tasted like the monster he swigged after he typed up his larp
>>221793665the ones who beat her up? different places, all over the country. Shes a stay at home neet
5 eggs scrambled with crispy ham bits down the hatch
girls really overuse the word ‘unhinged’ these days
>>221793732scrowling
>>221793699can see her nipplingtons
NEW>>221793769>>221793769>>221793769
right thats the old
genuinely not eating today as I can’t leave the house in this heat to go get food from Sainsbury’s
