few things in life i like more than beans ngl

I'm just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire

Am I gonna see the new Scary Movie film? Hell yeah. Kind of disappointing it wasn't filmed in my hometown again doe :((

When am I going to stop being a loser and start having a wife, kids, house, friends, and a stable career?

>>221805541
>>221805575
ugly gay zoomer tranny shit edition

I wish I was poor. Poor people live in touch with primal nature. They have sovl. Really tired of having so much money it corrupts me

>>221805541
For a sec I thought that Mini came back and turned blonde
>>221805575
And this one looks like that blonde from Axwell and Ingrosso music video

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>>221805616
do your parents know youre gay

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we should honestly remove Mexico from this general, they have terrible attendance.

Proud member of the GNAA

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He may be a stunad of the first magnitude, but credit where it's due.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>221805736
You know you can dislike two things at once right?

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>221805736
America is healing.

Apparently ube root drinks are the latest hype and as its native to the Philippines and very important to Philippines culinary culture the flip association in Germany is asking for vendors of ube drinks such as Starbucks to inform their costumers about the plant and its significance to Filipinos because whitey don’t know what they tastebuds are getting blessed with

>>221805776
faggot loser

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how is she real

>>221805736
He’s simply an antisemite and Jew hater
Despicable Muslim rat

>>221805867
brown simp

>>221805736
>do nothing
>win
the bar really is that low in leftist cities

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dasha is the queen of /cum/!!

>>221805909
>Going against 539s in the center of their America Capitol
>Doing nothing

>>221805908
yes, you are brown and a simp. sour grapes jeet. cry more rajesh.

>>221805939
She’s lk ugly

>>221805961
Going against by.... doing nothing...
You're not too bright anon, good thing your bussy is tight

>>221805990
kys fk

>>221805863
I had ube ice cream once it was good

computah
post the middest foid I have a chance with

>>221806018
She has a weird pig nose and poop sprinkle dead center on her chin

https://xcancel.com/RockstarGames/status/1268573285496823808

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much to think about

When I see a twitter link I just can't click it fast enough

>>221806052
So wild that one dead drug addicted nigger made the entire western world go crazy

>>221805888
>He’s simply an antisemite and Jew hater
Unfathomably based

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>>221806042

I would like to win a raffle before I die

>>221806099
hips don't lie

Duck and cover, Johnny.
Duck and cover

>>221806080
*made the entire liberal western world go crazy

He has a fake very punchable face. Exhudes that fake over the top positivity that most progressive types do

>>221806102
I won $250 at a gun bash but didn't claim it in time

>>221806102
I won a raffle once (on OF)
The prize was a nude image of an Italian girl with pussy right in the cam and she wrote FK on her legs

Hey, I didn't sauly I wanted to date the guy, I just said it's cool he publicly misses the 539s

I'm in super early retirement (unemployed)

>>221806184
You want to kiss him

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For me it's Masha.

>>221806184
>Sauly
>Missed
*Say
*Disses

Fucking phone

>>221806203
Ingot a gigantic bone for her

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>>221806052
>honor the legacy of george floyd

its 2026 why doesnt this fucking website support webp yet hishromoot literally just open claude code and ask to add it for $5

you retarded niggas need to start proof reading your posts before you make them smdh on god fr no cap deadass skibidi nigga

>>221806243
Only took them twenty years to support mp4 files jaja

Proofreadng is fro faggets

>>221806243
The site is dead and nobody cares. Get over it

Floyd seemed like a cool guy idg the hate do chuds seriously not see drug addicts as human?
Grow up

Ia nuclear war would not destroy the world

I’m better than some people and that’s okay

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NEW attracting unlocked: young women who dye their hair grey or white. I could not be more erect.

Started another jar of fermented pickles, this time with garlic. Hoping they don't get moldy. They float a little. I think the salt % of the brine might be higher this time and I'm using a real metal lid and not unsecured plastic wrap, so I'm hoping they don't get moldy

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>>221806381
Look everybody! It's me main man, Pickles!

>>221806381
Do you use a fermentation weight

I'm not a big fan of black people either but I watched that video and George Floyd was murdered beyond a reasonable doubt. Some people say well he was on fent at the time and that's what killed him. Fent users can have insane tolerance for the drug, and typically if someone overdoses it's immediate. The guy was walking around and speaking so he wasn't overdosing.

>>221806376
I would definitely have sex with her if she approached me and directly asked for it

>>221806432
Not yet. Heard of them though
>>221806411
Yeah

2013 niggas was like DUDE I would definitely try bacon dipped in nutella

>>221806438
can't tell if this is a full effort shitty troll post or you're just an actual fag, can you please clarify?

There’s this young Turkish pianist called Pelin Su Yavuz and she’s very sexy

>>221806243
Everyone moved to discord or xitter

>>221806484
2013 niggas was trying to cope with the fact that Kony 2012 was a scam

>>221806493
She don’t know you lil bro

>>221806490
There was no evidence of overdose
Even if he did anyway that doesn't justify choking a guy out

whats the average age of modern 4chan anons and what killed the website

>>221806549
37
Natural causes

>>221806549
Depends on the board
/int/ is mostly zoomers
/tv/ is late GenX/Early Millenials or Xillenials

>>221805541
pingas

I'm a '94 baby I'm a fucking Zillennial

2002 for me

>>221806521
And she never will but can’t I still lust over her?

https://youtu.be/71iTlcKuxfs

>>221806602
No, you're just a millenial

I went to this part one time uninvited, I didn't know anybody there but then a few people I knew showed up and I drank so much Jägermeister I threw up and to this day I can't even smell Jager or I'll earl

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These jeets won't be getting away with this shit for much longer.

I have a 20% cash back deal on pizza but that's a pretty decent discount maybe i should use it

>>221806666
What’s the lesson here

>>221806548
That's a small brained take.

The big brain take is to question: did he deserve to die? Not necessarily for his actions that day, but for everything he's done over the course of his life?

There is but one obvious answer that question.

>>221806704
Two more weeks till the Carneycide, right?

You think if I begged Futaba to let me smell her shoes she'd let me

>>221806731
Jagermeister deceives people. They think they can drink more of it than they really can. It’s tricky because it’s 25% abv or something

>>221806549
Like the other anon says it depends on the board or even the generals. Imageboards are mostly a dead relic as everyone moves to xitter or tiktok + most anons left after the hack

>>221806744
Most people don't deserve to die even if they committed crimes in the past

Wodka + Red Bull

Need it or keep it

Just brushed my teeth AMA

It's only dead right now because normies are out on memorial day. It will probably pick up later at night

>>221806825
What if the crimes were really really bad

my gf had sex with 14 men before me including 4 blacks

>>221806779
One time I split a bottle of Jager with a girl at a party and despite being super drunk I was STILL too scared to accept her invitation to go back to her room

>>221806860
brushed mine three days ago about

>>221806876
Yukmouf ass nigga

I want to start a small business but I'm too big of a pussy. I'm afraid of losing all my savings

>>221806825
Most people don't commit crimes, and crime is a relative term.

Look at the objective acts he did. Strong arm robbery, kicking in a door and holding a pregnant woman at gun point. Threatening to shoot her in the stomach and kill her child if she doesn't comply.

Crime or not, that earns him a speedy death IMO.

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I want to see a story where the protagonist did something uncontroversially wrong, they are fully aware of how terrible their actions were, them continuing to live unpunished after what they've done is what drives the story, they are confronted by others over wether they do what they do out of genuine guilt or if they're just trying to offload their punishment, and the story ends in their brutal death with the audience choosing wether it was a tragedy or a fitting end

I’ve never taken a nap in my life. If you take naps I want to strangle you

>>221806898
blump will bail you out

I only say all of these mean things because I hate you

How often do you think cannibals eat eyelids

>>221806825
Everybody deserves to die. It is the fate of all living things... You leftists are truly infantile

All I’m saying is I never seen a U-haul following a hearse

im scared of the afterlife.

>>221806960
>Everybody deserves to die.
Ok edgelord start with yourself

>>221806970
No such thing

so why does /cum/ say attractive guys get pussy if you literally don't have a social life as in a bunch of friends and are not active in social media and don't have status and confidence and charisma you literally do not get girls either

Before we continue posting let's hold a moment of silence for those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedoms on this Memorial Day.

>>221806956
They must be crunchy like the fins of a fish

>>221806982
how do you know? some talk abuot seeing hell when they die.

>>221806907
If a white man did those things you would be cheering him on

>>221806981
Kind of impossible when literally trillions of living things die every second of every day

>>221806993

How you gonna talk about anything if you're dead

>>221806990
What did psychotic white trash killing innocent Iraqis do for my freedom

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yahweh or the highway

>>221807006
That's an inevitability
killing someone is a choice

https://youtu.be/l_u18_BKczg

Remember when the internet was good and funny before zoomers and women ruined everything

>>221807031
If we kept them here they might’ve killed you and I instead

>>221807001
No I wouldn't. Scum is scum. Stop being a faggot.

>>221807067
Floyd died with a lethal dose of fentanyl in his system. That was a choice. All the people who ran charities during the riots kept the money and bought mansions. That was a choice.

Genuinely scared of the yoos, fellas. It's insane how much control over the world they have and still decide to play the victim card every chance they get

>>221807091
You are just like the bloodthirsty niggers you claim to hate. You relish seeing others get hurt

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what is this fucking bullshit

The song "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie has significantly influenced American foreign policy for the past like 30 years huh. Americans are not serious people, never mind their politicians (legit clowns).

remember the dread of square dance class

>>221807131
Nice cope chud

Haven't had an irl conversation with people my age in months
Last time was at my last job which was 3 months ago

>>221807154
No I liked it, I got to hold hands with cute girls and watch them blush as I spun them around in my arms. Same with ball room dancing

>>221807154
I loved dance class since I got to touch the older girls' waists lol

During dance class in middle school i got paired with the down syndrome girl
It was over from the start for me

Fuck my pussy with a rake now

I am excited for blump's new ballroom fuck all of you

>>221807216
It's the Epstein memorial ballroom.

>>221807216
I'm more excited and was excited first so fuck you asshole

hate going to the same grocery stores and restaurants too often because I dislike being recognized so i always have to keep switching it up

>>221807199
Was she cute

Come on guys let's all just be nice and have a good time

>>221807216
Said no one ever

>>221807239
'look it's that guy again'

Fuck Halloween

Fuck blump

How often do you think your mother eats my ass

>>221807241
No, she had down syndrome. Her face had weird protrusions/ulcers

>>221807239
dye your hair light brown leonardo

I hate Christmas. Give me Halloween all year long.

What did the brother say when his sister got pregnant by a black guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIMiNHy05Y
this is a West Coast Sound/yacht rock general

>>221807137
Other way 'round, bud

yacht rock is post punk

>>221807275
Why

I only know the ramones

>>221807328
Is "the brother" also back?

It's so fucking hot!!!!

>>221807370
I've always considered it the last survival of hippie music deep into the new wave era (the mid 80's or so)

>>221807316
I'm not Leo. My hair actually is brown tho

>>221807395
that's like the pot calling the kettle black

Eating a candy bar while I shit

One day I wanna go down to Barbados or some shit for Carnival and have some mulatta in feathers rub her ass on me

>>221807395
14°C & rainy here :^]

>>221807392
He said Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle!

just lost a few brain cells reading the posts ITT holy fuck

exotica was the last great genre

>>221807415
ALL ABOARD THE CARIB CANNIBAL
OFF TO BARBADOS JUST FOR THE RIDE

>>221807415
This guy is utilizing the power of positive visualization. It's gonna work out well for him, you should all do the same.

UK people complaining about it being too hot. Are they just pussies or what

What grocery store should I go to today

>>221807415
My mum lived in Barbados for 6 months back in the late '70s. Her parents were living there cause my grandfather had business going on there at the time. He sold cattle feed or some shit.

>>221807467
What state are you in

why is mexico even still included in this general. there's barely any mex poster left.

>>221805687
I agree with this guy. I say it's about time to nuke us

Not sure if I need a fermentation weight. Maybe if this batch gets mold

>>221807483
>tf
>Mum
You're not British you chintzy Canuck prick.

>>221807395
I am going to tim horton's what is it that you want

>>221807523
a glass of water

>>221807451
new age straight up upgraded exotica in the exotica department imo

>>221807514
It sounds more mature than saying "mom" lol........

>>221807553
>a glass of water
this isn't wholefoods

>>221807464
I lived in the UK for about 3 years, so I can tell you from experience that the same temperature feels a lot hotter in the UK than in the US. There's no AC, and their houses are tiny, built to retain heat, and share walls with neighbors. On top of all that, it's usually pretty humid, and people tend to spend more time outdoors in their day to day because there's less car-based infrastructure

Let's go to KFC for toonie tuesday

>>221807573
the midwest is just like that that's why we're more european than american

>/cum/ without Mexico

It could be done. Cu' in Neapolitan means "with", like if you say "resta cu mme", it means like stay with me

>>221807573
Do Bongs not have fans?

>>221807523
Ice cap

>>221807559
No it doesn't, it sounds utterly retarded, even when real Brits say it

>>221807588
I'm in the Midwest nyself, and I have to compeltely disagree that they're similar. What part of what I said do you think is similar?

For me, it's Regular Show

I think I'm gonna die soon

Tonight I'm going to watch "Train Dreams"

>>221807588
No it isn't you chintzy Midwestern prick. Everywhere in the Midwest has AC and car based infrastructure

>>221807594
It just moves around hot air

Are we all hyped for the World Cup or what

how many insta followers does /cum/ have

>>221807665
Who's playing

>>221807665
oh i am so excited

>>221807665
I don't watch povertyball, sorry

>>221807665
No. It's going to be a massive nuisance. Also I hope every tourist visiting the US for the World Cup experiences detention hell lol.

Funny how Train Dreams and Magazine Dreams were released just a couple years apart, and they both have dreams in the name and are both kind of okay

>>221807681
Portugal vs Mexico

I need to find more ways to integrate the word "elephantine" into my everyday speech because I love that word

>>221807717
That's so funny I can't stop laughing

>>221807729
easy if you work with elephants

We only get 10 matches in Mexico, but you can still feel the hype at least in host cities

Wish I could travel just to live the passion in person, but honestly travel and lodging prices spiked so much I lost interest, so I'm probably gonna watch the games on a live stream during work hours, at home with friends, and or in a bar

>>221807738
And then you got Dreams starring Jessica Chastain, what's going on here folks?

>>221807751
But I don't. Work with elephants, I mean.

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>>221807665
My web broswer has a cute little countdown!

>>221807761
>you can still feel the hype at least in host cities
Here in the U.S it's the opposite. Nobody outside of the host cities here cares while those in the host cities fucking hate it because the prices for everything has been hiked and parking is limited.

>>221807762
Jim Cramer predicted all this

I’ll be toiling in the warehouse all summer

>>221807797
so are you rooting for america, england, germany

Here we go, it's the attention whoring namefaggot again
Jesus Christ kid, take a hint

>>221807665
It's called the Stanley Cup you hoser

All these people talking about the world cup are the brownest of the brown

>>221807834
He literally takes his name off so he can reply to himself what do you make of that

I call it the turd cup

I don't know why we have to share the World Cup with Canada and Mexico. They have 2 venues each and we easily could have found 4 more cities to host.
Chicago, Nashville, Charlotte, DC, Vegas, Denver, Minneapolis. We have a wealth of options.
Next one is Spain Portugal and Morocco, I understand why they share, but we didn't have to

You think I have a shot with Racoon Girl?

feeling preemptive embarrassment/shame about the foreigners coming here for the wc and seeing how ghetto it is

>>221807895
yeah

>>221807488
Texas

>>221807825
>so are you rooting for america, england, germany
America I guess but we never get too far. After that probably Germany.
>>221807782
Why did FireFox become the ranny browser

>>221807882
I know. It's fucking obvious, nobody who's so hungry for attention he makes a name on an Anonymous forum would wait for organic and natural replies

>>221807882
>takes his name off so he can reply to himself
I never, ever samefag on /cum/. Elsewhere sometimes when I'm trying to make a thread get traction on a busier board but never here.
>>221807895
She likes Mexicans so yes

>>221807923
I don't know. Do you have Ralphs or Krogers?

I'm the only nameboy in this here geberal

>>221807914
Niggas are coming from fucking Curacao and shit we could drop them right in the middle of Gary Indiana and they'd think it's paradise

My nickname at work is glasses

>>221807488
A state of despair and hopelessness

>>221807797
yikes. that sure sounds like something awful. this is probably the world cup with the least amount of hype coming from the host country/ies

>>221807488
A simple state of Zen.

When is Nvidia gonna announce the rtx 6000 series

>>221807987
it's a farking shame

I keep chewing on pen caps and drooling all over my paperwork at work. I wonder how long till somebody says something

namefagging shall make its comeback

welcome to 2016 /cum/

Business idea: see-through toaster

"Yikes" is castrated male slang

ebaum's world cup

I'm test driving some different names.

>>221808077
What about jeepers

yikes

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This is what Mexico used to be about

>>221808147
big black COKE

*flies past*

>>221807665
I don't think anyone knows or cares. They rather watch football or baseball

2 girls 1 cup

Reminder to turn your usernames ON so that we know who we are speaking with. Anonymity breeds some nasty things on the internet!

Just took a beefy piss.

You ever hear about that Greek eunuch who climbed the ranks and then castrated the entire family of the man who castrated him when he was a boy

My uncle used to work for the state department in Argentina. It was allways something of an inside joke in my family that none of us understood what his job was

>>221808216
that was me

>saying no one cares about soccer when its the fastest growing sport in the US

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cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>221807987
>this is probably the world cup with the least amount of hype coming from the host country/ies
Because it doesn't make any sense other than Trump being egomanical why we're hosting it. Soccer is not a popular sport in the U.S even with Latinx while our infrastructure, size, and economy makes it completely untenable. Just look at the shitshow in NYC surrounding it which is our city theoretically best-equipped to handle such an event.
Russia knew when it was hosting it not to hold games in Siberia or the Far East and yet the U.S didn't learn from that at all and is instead hellbent on making the same mistakes Brazil made by having the games spread across the whole damn continent with nothing but clogged freeways and planes connecting them, in a country that's far more expensive.

>>221808238
It isn't though, only beaners watch soccer

Some of you people need to be pushed into a volcano ngl

>>221808242
Give me your home address

>>221808238
Bc the Latino population is growing

>>221808238
It's not going to grow. Soccer teams are typically first generation migrants, european foreign exchange students, and the occasional haitian in most schools. Anyone athletic moves to actual football, basketball, and baseball.

At work they could never get me to tell them my sales technique. They tried everything, and they didn't make it easy. But in the end they got to me.

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>sister told me she was actually traumatized by the death of a character in Euphoria
>look it up
>this is how he dies

I think she may have been too stoned while watching because this is the cheesiest shit I've heard in my life.
Spoilers for Euphoria, obviously

>>221808269
It's actually going down

My Qualifications:
High school diploma
English fluency
Florida drivers license

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>spoilers for Euphoria obviously

>>221808238
The U.S isn't getting the Latinx good at soccer we're getting the Latinx good at baseball. The only people that care about the cup other than Trump are gamblers looking for a shiny new thing to gamble on, they don't actually care about the sport at all.

>>221808291
How?

>>221805863
How about boobe

Perhaps the future is every house having a local LLM instead of a few extremely powerful models accessed via the internet

>>221808327
>English fluency
Sorry but we're only hiring bilingual candidates, i.e Pablo and his 5 brothers

I love having multiple penises in my asshole at once

>>221808353
They gave me a Grasshopper™

>>221808379
What's a Grasshopper?

>>221808319
The Latino population has doubled since 2000. It may have dipped under the current presidency (idk), but it's still trending upward

>>221808401
It's a flightless bird you walking abortion

Puerto Ricans have given me a lot of grief

>>221808375
This isn't me

No games to play

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>>221808401
Lesse, that's 2 parts Gin, 2 parts Brandy, one part Crème de Mènthe...

>>221808195
For me, it's 1 Man 1 Jar

>>221808444
I like that one too

My uncle molested me as a kid and ngl I kinda enjoyed it

For me its lemon party

I made a trip so you guys stop

>>221808468
the podcast?

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FKkin be like: nah lemme get with ling ling zapato instead

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>>221808421
>Country named Rich Port
>Every port is poor and dilapidated

You see what happens when you retards reply to namefags?

You know Rob the trucker ?

>>221808478
Never heard of it

>>221808486
Graduated from a namefag to a Tripfags. How low is this faggot gonna sink?

>>221805541
Dasha has this sallowness of skin that's common to many pale Slavs, myself included

>>221808493
I see, so the site where old guys have sex?

>>221808491
So? Just make another trip with the same name, who's actually gonna sit there and verify every single letter,. Nobody cares

>>221808458
This is me
>>221808473
Not me, don't know why someone is pretending to be me but it is not funny at all

>>221808492
I robbed a trucker in Texas once

You don't reply to namefags or tripfags. Too many redditors and election newfags don't get it

Decided to start namefagging

>>221808524
missed the point award

For me its Rolie Polie Olie