kitchencels edition
suns out guns out subedition
>>221808623
>>221808627>forkzainichi paki
ruby granger subedition
get the a/c disregardedget the properly british dyson fan in
>>221808627See! Another /brit/Don't know what that lad was chatting about
>>221808627is that the liquid stool that lad was talking about in the old
>>221808664you better reuse this later>>221808626
21:20 mind you
>>221808665Bladeless fans are a con
>>221808665oh you mean pro-brexit sir james dyson who immediately left britain after it happened
>>221808664i'd actually very much enjoy having sexual intercourse with her
how did she do it
>>221808644ktim
>>221808664would shag her rottenabsolutely rotten i say
the lads
>>221808685except he grows strawberries here meanwhile you're an incel with no mates
think I'll have a shower in the morning
>>221808643they only had liquid ones when i went in today§
>>221808680
>>221808665>bladeless fan>look inside>blades
>>221808706had how the one of the left has to settle for pangpang
>>221808706was tempted to buy far right but i assume the big fan jew will have massively inflated its price at this stage
Hottest day of the year lads!You know what that means!Cheeky chinky curry with all the trimmings of egg fried rice, chips, poppadoms and naan.Washed down with three, no, four lagers.Get in!
>>221808621 Supposedly he's one of the first to use distortion. Jimmy Page sites him as an inspiration. This song was written in 1958, he poked holes in his guitar amp to achieve this sound back in the dayy.
>>221808692would love to fuck her
>>221808692ED people love playing about with their food but never eating it
>>221808664need those feet in my mouth
dyson airblade sex arse
>>221808724will never forget how they treated him
>tfw you'll never live in Miami Beach shagging bints every dayFeels bad man
>>221808724One of the worst managers in prem history
>>221808739need to live my tommy vercetti myth in miami
saville grew gourds is ruislip. it's fine
>>221808731never seen a chinese style curry paired with naan etc
ruby granger anal
>>221808665wouldnt get one after two dyson hoovers have failed on meuseless shite the lot
>>221808739yeah well they'll never live in a smeggy bedroom in scotland will they
>>221808682why's that?air multiplier tech on the 'ysons works a dream, gets the entire room cool x
pride is the worst sin apparently
>>221808757'M'ungry.
>>221808739>>221808751>>221808763move there or at least visitit's not unheard of
>>221808765More expensive and less efficient.
aircon? not me. dyson fan is all i need.
>>221808729400 quid
Alright I'll buy a Dyson fan.
>>221808731My mom makes some potato and peas curry. What's the crispy flat bread called?
>>221808787imagine one of those on your pus
I went to mayfair chippy as it was called "London/England's greatest chippy" but apparently I saw some brit calling it mediocreis that true
>>221808805that's a poppadom, not bread
>>221808804good lad supporting the best of british x
>>221808795You can just buy a portable air con unit for that price
>>221808816anything in london claiming to be england's best is a tourist trapthe best chippies are random ones in small towns
Don't need an aircon or a fanneed an adobe house in new mexico...natural materials. naturally cooling.
>>221808816i don't knowsorry
>>221808739Looks nice but not sure about swimming in the ocean.
Just been sitting inside all day jerking off
whats a chippy
>>221808816>London>Good fish and chipsPick one
gf showing me her pumpkin collection
>>221808816>flagno chippies here mate, not even a single onebelgians have good chips, get yourself there
>>221808852why do they have the things sticking out
anyone remember woolworths pix and pix
yea thats mint
>>221808852Is that where photoshop was invented?
>>221808816you wanna go to one in a coastal town, somewhere like grimsbyabsolute shithole but banging fish and chip shops
Correct me if I’m wrong, but ‘stole my breath’ is not a saying, it would be right to say ‘things that took my breath away’???As someone so well read you’d think she’d know that?
>>221808787is that for your bum or
>>221808817oh yeah I've heard of that, there's one called roti canai that I wanna make, it's a flat bread that you have to fluff up.
>>221808881very nice, what is this style called?
>>221808878probably just from building process just make a big frame with logs then pile the adobe on ez house, lovely house. New Mexico.
>>221808888You'd probably get in a fight before you'd put your order in
>>221808897she's a mental midget
>>221808897Does she have a job?
>>221808897i'd have her breathing heavy
>>221808897She's not actually well read, anon.She just takes pictures of herself reading. Maybe reads sparknotes.
>>221808905looks like he's smiting BAMEs in his head. that will be his legacy. first raygun for rightwing little englanders. racist prick
>>221808845>>221808854>>221808869>>221808888thx lads
If I moved to Spain to live with my Mrs and shared pictures of things I was eating and drinking (crisps, biscuits, coffees, things like that), would you lot be normal about it or would you freak out, constantly ask me to prove my whereabouts?
no joke just spent £45 worth of petrol razzing up and down the dual carriageway where I live what a stupid decision wasn’t even that fun not £45 worth anyway
poo screaming at my grim life
just ate so much pizza i had a vom
>>221808863If it makes you comfy then who cares
>>221809010gorw up
might coplove slampigs me
>>221809012why did you do that then
>>221809010id ask for pictures of spain yea not cos i dont believe but i like pretty pictures and spain buildings
>gorw up
>>221808888>grimsbyugly-citygrim
>>221809048In the moment with my music on it felt fun but now I’m back home I just feel stupid
>>221809045>no nudi...
10 hours and I'll be leaving for toil
i think im losing my mind
Booted up Battlefield 6 for the first time in months and they somehow managed to fuck up golmud
>EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! RORKE CAUGHT ENJOYING AN OAT FRAPPUCCINO WITH STRAWBERRY SWIRL
>>221809045aren't there leaks?
>>221809106even rorke's gone woke, what's the world coming to
being black is actually a cheat codeA 6/10 black guy can easily land a 9/10 white woman it’s weird
test
Not looking forward to any games other than the new James Bond one and GTA6.
Walked in the synogogue for the first time in months and they somehow managed to fuck up talmud
>>221809124can't access them
>>221809159What sort of retard can't see nude leaks in 2026?
>>221809138sup umbunnie
Chupando una bolsita de nicotina como si acabara de salir del culo de Dua Lipa.
>>221809159yeah?https://jpg6.su/img/76-aaacauaaa-princess-rosalina-ppv-aaaaaacauaaaaaa-think-you.tLAYLVP
apparently it was hot today but i slept through it allwas up until 8 am snorting coke and took a fat xanax at like 10 am so only just woke upfeel like killing my self thouh
The gas station 'izza
Wokecel
when ur watching a youtube video and suddenly realise it's an AI voice
>>221809187i have my ears perked up for that shitif i ever click on a video or article, first thing i check if signs of ai
>>221809148Are you Jewish?
right well that's john mcafee's ghost screeching through my wall not to click that
>>221809184looks better than 'kizza I'll tell you that for nowt
mad how work tomorrow
think I got a virus just seeing that
>>221809183my life would improve if you were dead
>>221809132They're calling him worke in the all the mainstream press, embarrassing time for him I'm sure
can't stop farting today
mfs paying for non-nudity instead of looking them up for free
>>221809174just got back from 72 hour vacation
>>221809181now i can>>221809169simpcity is the only one that gets updated and it's login is fucked
>>221809187Never happened, I do get it in shorts and I click Not Interested and don't show me again.
>>221809228it's bank holiday i'm allowed rasheedi also got an escort, you mad?
>>221809045actual drooling retard. you should be worked to death in a labor camp unironically
>>221809224Not for me
>>221809124>>221809159>>221809169>>221809181>>221809246>>221809254don't request or post leaked content
>>221809257yeah mate your life sounds great
>>221809248cheers to the janitorial staff
>>221809246youd pay for your mums nudes though wouldnt you
>>221809183Absolutely guarantee that's not xanax if it kept you asleep this late. Think you've got the new bunch of long lasting bromazolam analogues. Be careful with them.
>>221809276shut it you nonce
>>221809277it's actually very boring most of the time but i like the occasional binge
>>221809278um
>>221809287weird thing to say
>>221809276 I was asking him so he doesn't have to pay. Don't care about e-whores.
>>221809298i didn't acutally think your life was great
funny how in America you can become a professional basketball player just by being tall, skill/talent doesn’t matter
>>221809288it just helped me fall asleep, after that i was just sleeping naturally. i had been awake for a long time walking about and fucking like a maniac
fat stepmum wore her bikini todaycor
wish i could swim
>>221809310why do you want me dead? bit mean
>>221809138what was it for
>>221809340
just cracked open a FRESH Pepsi max from the fridge
>>221809318yeah thats why theres so many blacks
>>221809323Oh yeah classic coked out stuff. Miss those days but now I just occasionally do little bumps to make talking to people more fun and go to bed at a sensible time, not massive fat lines to get super fucked up. Don't miss the comedowns.
>>221809335sup mouldie
not fresh to is it>>221809355
>>221809355mmmm yummy i bet it's sooo crispyyyyyy
>>221809355at this time of night? mental
it doesn't loom for me as i've got the rest of the week off
sir head ache
No life boxroom mongs getting furious at anyone that has sex, does drugs, drinks or does anything that normal young people do. Feels like it's got something to do with not having done it themselves somehow.
>>221809395smart lad you booked that yourself or some sort of shift worker? x
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>221809387It’s half term matey
>>221809426'
holding back the beers
it fucking looms but then i do fuck all at work so whatever
Glass of cab sav and choccy fudge Ben and Jerry's for me
I've done most of those things but I'm a nice chappie with not an incel bone in my jolly body
>sunberg has stopped shinetoilfinally feels like the fan is cooling me down and not just blowing hot air around in the flat
get the ubereats ordered and get them all funded
>>221809411I don't get furious but I feel and overwhelming sense of envy
>>221809375reckon half the come down can be avoided by a good benzo and sleeping through it, that's why i always have some. i remember spending 4 hours crying after the last time. now i just feel shit, like a bad hangover, but not depressed
alright sun's gone, it's cooked us and now it's fucked off to do something elseprick
British chomos harassing a local Odessa man for wearing a T-shirt It's so bleak, man. Imagine living in Ukraine your whole life, surviving the 90s, scraping by, and then, boom, a new regime bans your language and church. Then total mobilization begins, and you're constantly at risk of being snatched off the street. And to top it all off, you're getting accosted by two homosexual redditors from the UK in your face over a shirt with "USSR" on it. Hell is a place on Earth
>>221809435marxist jew product
UK flats are terrible 30C internal tempsabsolute bullshit
>>221809460dont know what any of these words mean and dont care to know
>>221809375>not massive fat lines to get super fucked upGood days...
Been listening to Sonic Youth for most of the day. What's your lads current go too band
>>221808627Don't understand why people think Indian food is good. It's mostly just deep fried rubbish with a bunch of random spices thrown in and it looks like shit
S tier - Washington, Oregon, New Mexico, Alaska, Pennsylvania, New York
Just saw a video in my YouTube recommendations titled: Esoteric Starmerism
>>221809438towerfanberg in its element this time of night
>>221809483rorke when he's at the indian restaurant with his family
>>221809458humidity is here
saw a clown walking his pup at the food festival
fried food BOOOOOOspices BOOOOOOO
>>221809460no one cares ivan, go pray for warm water ports elsewhere
bamboo blanket weather this
>>221809490north eastsouth westnorth westlove itsouthmidwestnot a fan, sorry
>>221809478Been listening to Static X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIp2atwDIDY
Pootoil has commenced
>>221809470ktimwill NOT be sleeping tonight
indian culture destroys british culture intelectually and pleasurely speaking
everyone in britain dies on thursday
been using sunglasses as a hairband all day now I've got tan lines on my face
>>221809508My warm water port is your mums fanny
>>221809539god willingwould mean i don't have to toil no mo
HOLD A CHICKEN IN THE AIRSTICK A DECKCHAIR UP YOUR NOSE
>>221809454I go for zopiclones these days, find them more effective at putting me to sleep. Have done benzos before and then just laid there not able to sleep but not bothered about it and often increasingly horny with a non functional dick.
>>221809556sick of seeing this dull cunt
>>221809514I like the idea of the South but I've spent months there and hated every second. Real dixie lives on somewhere, I'm sure, God bless them.
in Texas we routinely play sports in 35C+ weather.
>>221809556she needs to tone it down
got a hot water bokkle in the freezer that will be all icy for beddington times
in Ireland you know what they call the third pope? the turd poop
>>221809478was a fan of this
>>221809577who asked
>>221809556feeeeeet
>>221809569zopiclone makes me feel tired for the entirety of the next dayvalium is actually best non-groggy next day but it's not as powerful
i just know a lot of you "lads" are fat bastards
you guys should get into cold showers, had a some good cold showers in the UK
>>221809276i'll never stop, cry about it
>>221809605I'm a former fattie xNow merely average weight and somewhat skinnyfat but I'm getting there
>>221809605ktim
>>221809605im like 9 stone
The guy you’re looking for is some kind of ex commando in the IDF! He killed sixteen Palestinian children single handed!
feet are really swollen after that walk, nearly had to cut one of my socks offwonder what that means
why do black people run away when you show them a magic trick?
what on earth were they thinking
for me it's papa joao paolo
>>22180960568kg at 5'6don't think that's fat, but i do need to lose a bit
>>221809605got s bit of a belly I must admit but not bad as it was
>>221809605I was a fat kid, still have a fat soul
>>221809621His rape dungeon looked like shit...
>>221809509still got my winter duvet because i like to cuddle something when im in bed x
we're already posting in the new lads>>221808626>>221808626
meanwhile Rorke's watch
>>221809500I'm from Bangladesh and he's right you shouldn't be putting that stuff in your body. Also most the good Indian food is actually from Bangladesh
>>221809605I’m 45 kg little twink
lol at these drugmongs going back and forth trying to one up each other on /brit/
he was made 41,000 years ago. still think your little incel freak life is anything but a grain of sand in the wind?
>>221809638disgusting trotters
>>221809605i well fit in a suitcasejust saying
>>2218096654 cm? thats as big as my knob wtf
>>221809597Yeah gave up on diaz vallys after a clubnight where I'd been on acid, k and coke and was just not able to sleep and really wanted to stop tripping but couldn't because I started at like midnight but had shit to do the next day. Ended up doing 30mg of valiums and slept through everything I was mean to do and pissed myself. One of the worst afternoon wake ups of my life.
>>221809676spastic, nobody is trying to one up anyone else. we're just sharing our experiences.
>>221809045https://fapeza.com/bunnyayumi-2/https://fapeza.com/bunny-ayumi-5/
wasted the entire day awarddone nothing with my life again awardfucked up my chances award
>>221809679tung tung tung sahur
>>221809697he's done you >>221809692what is your rebuttal?
>>221809679Someone has clearly never had a conversation in his life
haven’t been gym since Thursday Might be over for me fr
>>221809702KTIMTIM
>>221809701Oh my days WE FUCKING SUFFER
>>221809701danke hans
my delivery of weed edibles will be arriving soon :)
>>221809631whichever one has the cheapest watch must have been the best one because that's what being a pope is all about
>>221809702kahteem
>>221809721you cant talk to ivory
>>221809734brave men will show their face when they wank to any kind of porn no matter how degenerate
>>221809744good tummy
>>221809718>>221809411They call it a prebuttal
fell in love with a cute chubby girl on the bus earlier then i remembered im a fucking bus wanker dickhead and no woman would ever date me
>>221809747are they real
>>221809747how do you order these?
>>221809734get the mullvlad flicked on
>>221809767fuck off kier we know youre the one behind all the rorke posts
>>221809760Admit that I replied to the wrong post because I'm drunk on wine
>>221809734extremely grim. Does it work with Tor?>>221809744glad I could help
any of you ever punched someone? i only have once when i was really drunk and he just kicked me back in the leg really hard and it hurt for ages
Pepsi max? Max what? Max virginity?HAHA did you hear me lads? He said Pepsi max and I went "oh yeah? Pepsi max? Max what? Max virginity??!" Did anyone film it? Where is he...>>221809355Say it again Im filming it for tiktok
being a murderer must feel so good. what percent of people is that. that's the elite
>>221808664think she's ever polished that knob?
The jan man issued me a warning for posting a picture of woman in a bikini at the beach. Think it was because she had a big bush and her pubes were showing
stop fucking posting leaked contentstop stealing from content creators
>>221809784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqMxvqLQuw>>221809788someone here said how to a few days ago :)
https://youtu.be/LwCE3G4VOzg
>>221809816Have I ever punched anyone??? I've punched more people than you've had hot dinners son
>>221809816yeah of course, you gotta punch first like you see in the video
rape must feel so good while you're doing it
if you want, to destroy rorkes sweateeeer, hold his PIP, as he walks awaaaaaay
>>221809836boo hoo nigga it's a free country
america, through its zionist wars are responsible for the demographic replacement in Europe. Gaddafi was attempting to stabilize Africa and worked with Italy to curb migration. he was overthrown and migration surged.
>>221809863might feel good if you're getting it if he's hitting your prostate right
>>221809816heem sleepy
to the rapistcopter
>>221809869wait wheres the bottom person's fanny lips
>>221809816rorke vs deano
>>221809859i think he might actually elbow himmental that there's unassuming blokes all over the place who know how to just elbow your jaw off
>>221809897what
why does the bank need a holiday anyway
rape portals are active
>>221809919Was too lads shagging but it was a particularly devious ruse since they were dressed in lady clothes
>>221809911yeah this guy has fought before, remember the first time I got punched and my legs went out, crazy how that works
>>221809871yeah, i flooded Europe with browns, most of them not even from warzones, even though the warzones are actually safer than most US cities
>>221809944think that might have been two ladies but I'm not sure
>>221809870Mad how this exact post would get the police round if posted on twitter or facebook
woman got shot in Sheffield last night bumbaclarrtttttt
Jupiter and Venus out again tonight, keeping my trousers on
my peenis weenis of course :D
doing a read
if you hate london i imagine you're not a shagger
bollocks are swimming in incel sweat
>>221809627Rorke won't like this. Not one bit.
>>221809962Dicknballs were a real and present threat
The amerigolem immediately takes any criticism as a personal attack on himself, he is incapable of thinking in terms beyond mere self interest and views people who voice concerns over the good of the group with hostility and malice.
Yh
>>221810005i hate 'ndon because i'm an autist
>>221809998sup nigga!
lads, the new>>221808626>>221808626>>221808626
Girl i matched with on hinge called me handsome!
>>221810015I'm rorke and I say it looks like a hyundai woke gone ballistic
the uch gwirod requires us to give welcome to duvodiad
>>221809998scrim
