>best nature in the world>6-figure-salary for comfy meme jobs>cute alternative gf>perfect, temperate weather all the time
>>221811652That's Seattle, doofkomp
Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineerIn the hills and highlandsI fall asleep in hospital parking lotsAnd awake in your mouthHello Seattle, I am a manta rayDeep beneath the blue wavesI'll crawl the sandy bottom of Puget SoundAnd construct a summer homeHello Seattle, I am the crescent moonShining down on your faceI will disguise myself as a sleeping pillAnd descend inside of you
>>221811733give me your car keys and money white boy
>>221811269Seattle is my only hope to get a white gf as a ricecel
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>>221811985there are white girls in every american city
>>221811269it's the most boring and soulless place in the country culture wise
>>221813524There's actually like one town in Mississippi or wherever that's 100% black but it's like the only one.
>>221813549FALSE Cascadia has SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4hShMEk1Ew
>>221813563>video is not available in ur cunt
>>221813684>Brazilians are still figuring out VPNs.
>>221813524But they hate Asian men in all of those cities
>>221813524And how many of them are already claimed by blacks?
>>221813899how would seattle be any different then
>>221814057Very few
>>221814103They hate Asian men a little less there
>>221811269rain, literally every hour of every dayasians planting rice in the streetsthe bodies of drowned addicts floating down from vancouver
>>221814379>the bodies of drowned addicts floating down from vancouverkino
>>221814389Sometimes the Van PD print up fake newspapers full of fake reports about corruption in the Seattle PD. They fold them up like paper boats and put them on the fent rafts like hats before giving them a kick down Hastings toward the ocean.
>>221814057Like none. Almost every black in the US is in one of the major cities or in the south. When people bring up blacks instead of hispanics as a minority I immediately assume terminally online chud or porn addict.
>>221811269Seattle is the US version of Ontario, you're getting the Canada experience but with Chinese/Hispanics instead of Indians.
>>221814576It's the US version of Vancouver. It's the same place, just without free Narcan.
itt: seething eastoids
>>221815260>itt: soggy westoidsIs ok. I fix for you. Stay dry.
>>221811269>>221811652That's not Vancouver
>>221815359>6 figure salarydefinitely not Vancouver
>>221814340I am a white woman and I hate asians
>>221815719Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>221815738I used to be a man 2 years ago I could kick your ass if I wanted to
>>221815719Because you don’t live in Seattle and YWNBAW
>>221814057classic flag post combo
