26 year old NEET climbing trees edition
>>221811422i could fix her
>>221811137in yankland they're behind the countermy first time visiting America I went to a 7-11 in NYC and asked the Indian lad for a pack of magnums and we both cracked up ahah
>>221811422Has anyone ever told her about the weird obsessive incels that post about her here all the time?
you can get condoms for free in the post
russian women are angelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyJhc_DYyI
The Brits are whining about 75 degree weather again I see.
My name is just Fares.
>>221811430>Hated it at the start because I had to leave all my friendsUnderstandable Athens is a crazy place, had to drive there one time and was on the brink of crying. But there are some real fun spots. I have family in Thessaloniki.
>>221811441> in yankland they're behind the counterOnly the XXL magnum ones are… I’ll let you figure that one out
just brushed my teethlicked the back of my hand and sniffed itsmells literally like dog shitthe tongue is getting a fucking raping with my brush now
>>221811473im not gay
>>221811441Depends on the place Grocery stores or pharmacies they aren’tCorner shops they usually are behind the counterThere is also condom machines here
>>221811462yeah
>>221811479>I have family in Thessaloniki.oy vey
>>221811462tattle life has 50 threads about her
>>221811491whenever i try and brush my tongue i retch and feel ill
>>221811462I'll ask her next time I see her
>>221811491Sure it's not your hand?
>>221811478You are full Irish R1b.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779626152022013.mp4open wide
>>221811506
>>221811503What did she say?>>221811512Okay and?>>221811525Thanks x
Ruby in the tree with autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ONRf7h3Mdkmental how dogshit rap is1.3 billion views on this and it has no artistic value at all
rorke: might get an iced coffee on my incelwalk tomorrow
patricia highsmith was based and redpilled
if you can brush your tongue it means you're gay and crave a cock in your throat
>>221811491>>221811520The human body is so grim
rubbing my mollusc
>>221811548A lesser known Beatles classic.
>>221811462>the weird obsessive incels that post about her here all the time?It's literally just one autistic freak who spams it non-stop and talks to himself
wish i was a normoid and didn't have to think about things all the time
>>221811551Travis Scott and Drake famously make some of the worst rap music of all time
eating Ruby’s posh twat would fix my smelly breath
>>221811474ASMR is mega cringe there's something wrong with your runt brain if you don't find that sort of whispering and mouth noises aggravating
>>221811581Really?
>>221811590
might try not going home after toil one night and instead just wander the streets like a homeless person and then walk into toil the next morning. just to see if it can be done. sort of a challenge you know
>>221811586everybody thinksfuck off back to /britfeel/
>>221811602stop bullying me
>>221811610is she your new schizo obsession?
>>221811619most people dont think very often or very much though
>>221811564
Supper.
>>221811491I went most of my adult life with dogshit smelling breath because I didn't figure out that you're supposed to scrub your tongue and it doesn't matter how well you brush your teeth your breath will reekI had friends tell me several times about my breathFucking embarrassing. Buy a tongue scraper from boots.
my face when i squeezed a poo out so hard i almost fainted
>>221811619but do they ruminate, ponder, cogitate?
>>221811639yes they do, everybody doesbeing mopey does not make you special
>Bromley vs Leicester City>AFC Wimbledon vs Leicester City>Stockport County vs Leicester City>Stevenage vs Leicester Citynice fixtured coming up
All this bad breath talk reminds me of something
>>221811657nah they dont
>>221811644she's sorted you right out
>>221811551>>221811588Travis Scott's earlier work was insane but he blew up extremely quickly from being an underground artist to number 1 and now he just makes utter slop
>>221811666alright if that makes you feel better
>>221811660yh tonsil stonesremember that?wow what a experience
>>221811660people simply must be informed about tonsil stones
it did change him tbf
>>221811671Wrong he was always an industry plant that made music for tasteless retards like you
>>221811610something about her….phenotype
>>221811686Who let the nutter into the studio?
>>221811686lol, this guy thinks 10 min in the sun will kill him, he always looks moist
Enjoying this gimmick where Incels dehumanise "normal people" as mindless, emotionless apes that endure no hardships or overcome any adversity.
fucking hate how broke I am And how expensive food is. Might just start stealing
>>221811677bit passive aggressive
>>221811706>industry plantanother term that spastics have overused to the point nobody knows what it means anymore
>>221811651Once did a smelly fat poo that half of it was above of the water level
>>221811645im going to get on this "grind"brushed the tongue and its better but a proper scraper will give it a fuckover
>>221811720is mad how easy it is
>>221811724*kisses you tenderly*
>>221811686Leftypol trying to normalise vampirism
>>221811720you going to steal food or money
Disconcerting how many of you have narcissistic personality disorders
Just built my Enhanced™ Protocol of pepties, Testosterone esters, and metabolic modulators
>>221811720It has gotten crazy, even here where it was dirt cheap 6 years ago.
>>221811731do this regularlygiant snakelike turds that fill the entire bottom of the bowl and stink out the whole bathroom
>>221811726Oh did people stop using it in the restrictive autistic meaning you think it has? Did they really?
>>221811763what does that mean lad
>>221811720do it they can't stop you
rorke: disconcertingleftypol: quitecronem: yes, dis very concerning ooo
Disconcerting how many of you have narcopritstick durgacannaepee disnorders
whatever 'appened 'ere/
>>221811720feel like shit just want pre-covid times back before everything went to shit and life became expensive
might set up an ai to analyze my voice and what's happening on my screen and generate a fake twitch chat and pretend I'm a popular streamer with tons of fans
Disconcerting how fuck you
remember when every time someone said the words "narcissism" or "narcissistic" on /brit/ the tranny discord would get pinged and you'd see a bunch of replies saying narcissism isn't real it's a lie by the psychiatry industry or whatever
>>221811766waste of time just get 8 hours sleep
>>221811806cronem not knowing english but still making 6 figures selling drugs and women while rorke and leftypol make 15k a year street sweeping
>>221811812just two autistic blokes stinking up a street
>>221811812just a small town girlliving in a lonely world
being into STEM is brown coded
>>221811766>minor typo
Discombobulating how mongly you have gnarlydipstich dungaree deliveroo orders
>>221811809>>221811840hurty feelings hurty feelings someone's got hurty feelings
>>221811720I've said this before but a bloke I knew used to go round the big tescos with his gf and put stuff in a trolley, then start eating stuff off the shelves and putting the empty wrappers in the trolly to imply they'd pay for it with everything else. Then they'd park the trolley near the door and do one. Good way to get banned if you ask me but apparently they got away with it every time
>>221811825I thought it's a heathermong gimmick
haha yeah
rorke installing the "kill children" mod into skyrim
>>221811859haha :)
guys yes everything is overpriced and shit but did you know rachel reeves has sorted you £5 off your ticket for any theme park over the summer!!?
>>221811806scr
>hurty feelings hurty feelings someone's got hurty feelings
and a few other child mods ;)
discombobulate this bussy
>>221811855sounds needlessly stupid and fat
Now this may seem a little silly but does any you's remember words made up while heavily tripping where crazy wording swims throughout your train of thought? I am starting this thread out of curiosity as to investigate the minds ability patterns to learn and accessorise words, syllables etc. under the influence of hallucinogens. I know this might seem like a dull experiment but its in the name of science. I'll start with words of my own and meanings. Please do the same."The All Tremongstanooloop" - whole of existence in an infinite chemical perspective."The octispintrinfinty vom tromeggademm is the cosequence of the way it was always is can be" - Same meaning as above but in a negative perspective.NOTE: Such thinking has permanently become a part of SWIM's thought process. Take care with hallucinogens especially acid, no matter how experienced you's are. Taking mind altering substances will alter your mind longterm and if You goes too far, there can be no turning back. SWIM apologises for the lecture as its sure most are aware of such things, but this must be taken seriously. Tripping is an amazing pastime and isn't likely to cause serious problems but everybody has only one brain whis is all too easy to mess up.
>>221811880hurt people hurt people
>>221811813well you can thank the mindless coward runts who we live amongst for going along with all that dross
uh oh
>>221811825No I can't say that I do desu
>>221811882bigger willytighter hole&fairer hairif you would please x
it's mei've got hurty feelings
@grok where can i watch clarkson's farm for free
leftypol filling skyrim with orcs and smelly khajeets
>>221811907
second two minute blackout of the nightpower grid struggling to copewe used to be a first-world nation
bob dylan is 85
im skinnyfat
>>221811899Mad how Chad made a better drum composition for that Bring Me The Horizon song and now I can't even listen to the original.
>>221811888They were crackheads so deffo not fat and the lad was a plasterer so he had a good enough head on his shoulders and made loads of money but it all went on crack
>>221811922Limewire
>>221811907fucking um
im 176kg (skinnyfat)
>>221811899why is there 2 will ferrells
remember when zoomies were utterly pissing and shitting themselves laughing at a stretched video of putin walking set to 80s music
>>221811935>he's still aliveGenuinely thought the old kike died about five years ago
>>221811785It means there are a disconcerting number of people with delusions of self-grandeur posting in these threads. "I'm", "(I) don't", "(I) got", "(I) think", "(I) will", "(I) need", "(It is) time (for me to...)" are easily the most common expressions in /brit/, followed distantly by unfunny attempts to fit in, like rorkeposting
There's a new jeet house and they're constantly talking. There's a constant chatter of jeet speak and laughing from there even at the middle of the night
too hot to sleepwill someone tell me a fun story from their life please?
just got back from pints with de ladswho's been on here all day then'fess up
my parents sabotaged me still love them though
might go bed lol
>>221811965that was a good meme thoughever x
why would a pedo want a kid to have a bigger willy. doesnt sound like much of a pedo to me
Is Tattle Life just Kiwifarms but British?
>>221811935GOD SAID TO ABRAHAM KILL ME A SONABE SAYS, “MAN, YOU MUST BE PUTTIN' ME ON”
i'm pooing
>>221811935Fun fact:first guy to rhyme "trigger with ni**er"
>>221811969ktim always shocks me he's still alive he just sounds like one of those legends who died a while ago
>>221811630
remove all redguards modfix the potholes mod
>>221811975Call ICE on them
>>221811934cant wait until we get our full day of blackout just like the Spanish
>>221811980been on here all day but I was on the pints and packet with the lads and birds yesterday and today is recovery x
Sir Robert Zimmerman
>>221811982nah hate the cunts don't want to see them again
i'm seeing double herefour krustys
>>221811922>he doesn’t download from mirrored seedboxes with automated indexers and gigabit pipes
when was the last time bob dylan actually did something good.
>>221812004Stop posting this jew
>>221811980>>221811982lahteem sterling
everyone who says they like bob dylan is lying it's just a thing you say to fit in with creative typeslike a secret handshake
>>221812004lovely bum on the old gal but I don't like her face, she has one of those faces where you can't quite tell if she's irish or jewish and you know you should hate her either way but you don't know what insults to use
Sir Trayvon Martin
>>221811973What would you like people to post instead?
peace and quiet is a terrifying prospect to turd worlders
>>221812036not everyone is a pedophile like you
my "penis" is doing "the bad thing"
>>221811980Not I, had the ol' walk and lifttoil despite the weather I shan't be changing my routine
>>221812037Blonde on blonde or highway 61Went through a big Dylan phase about 30 years agoOr Nashville skyline
/brit/ meetup with Owen Jones was a success
>>221812067good lad
>>221812037when i walked him up on stage, 1975
>>221812037between his conversion to christianity from judaism, and saying the n word in song methinks
>>221812059
Never liked Bob Dylan me>but the lyrics are so g...Don't care about that when I don't like the music
>>221812076major yuck
>>221812076owen jones is ottermode now?
>>221812076Mad that he got cucked so hard he became a bender
>>221812076Paedos
>>221812037November 2009 when he covered 'Must Be Santa'>>221812046He has some good songs and he's an incredibly interesting man in many ways, but he can't sing at all. In that sense he's like the Stephen King of music, in that he has amazing ideas but not the talent to execute them himself. That's why the best Bob Dylan songs are the covers by the likes of Bryan Ferry, Lulu, Peter, Paul & Mary, etc rather than his own versions
>Went through a big Dylan phase about 30 years ago
>>221812066huh?
>>221812081
>>221812061An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity
>>221812037Time out of mind 1998
>>221812081based
heard you want your hymen back?hahashut the fuck up
>>221812064hmmm yesthe accufession
>>221812101>he's an incredibly interesting manYes, yes.
>>221812121>>221812120whoa...
such a bizarre creaturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLEmx6CayVU
Peter Hitchens hates most rock and modern music but he likes Bob Dylan which tells you a lot
>>221812076they probably tossed each others salads afterwards
>>221812076I've noticed that the gays rarely do the interracial thing Very leftypol but when it comes to shagging they want the ethnostate.Just a noticer I am.
>>221812120>>221812121Haha
There is a little bit of paedo in every gay man
>>221812004Who is this sexy bitch? I wish to masturbate over her
>>221812012Actually considering it. I'm documenting how many people are there. I'm gonna go out to see the front of their house. Gonna do this properly so they get evicted
>>221812127if your girl doesnt bleed the first time you have sex then you're a cuck
>>221812086love him, me. fully understand why some people find him and his voice annoying but the early, folky, straightforward stuff is just lovely to me. big fan of simplicity in music.
>>221812120>>221812121chortle
>>221812164there's the whole rest of the internet for porn mate stop shitting up our general with coomer nonsense cunt
>>221812145probably his early stuff i imagine
>>221812141lel>>221812142I've met people who say things like this
>>221812163>There is a little bit of paedo in every gay man*There is a little bit of paedo in every gay boy
>>221812164monica geldart
>>221812164woah there's another straight lad in here
>>221812163there's a glass and a half in everyone
>>221812076damn
hello and welcome to watch mojotoday we're counting down the top 10 /brit/ gimmicks
what race is the womanShe's Rupert Lowe's new daughter-in-law and they're all mad at him for "muddying the genepool"
Pengdon
>>221812181be quiet you little neek
>>221812076hope they stayed away from animals and children
>>221812207Looks italian
>>221812212mad that
>>221812039are you the same one who keeps calling her an israeli?
mad jelly of the zoomers at toil because they're all naturally looksmaxxed having grown up with tiktok and youtube tutorials for everything
>>221812193>YorkshirewomanNo wonder she's sexo
i'm from yorkshire and the humber :>
>be quiet you little neek
>>221812242good place
>>221812173Do you have the unicorn bride yourself or are you a boxroom loser holding out for an impossibility which will lead to you dying alone and unloved? Genuine question, mine wasn't but got a mate who's wife was a virgin when they met and as far as I can tell still is. Kind of gives of the vibe of hating sex though and he told me he has a cuck fetish while coked up once so god knows
>>221812242um hi
Da jooz
>>221812255west yorkshire. sorry.
Got tomorrow booked off work whilst everyone else in Shitain doesn't
>>221812207Whoa whoa he wants to deport illegal immigrants and justice for rape gang victims BUT he doesn't hate all brown people?I'm so confused
>>221812222looks like a pregnant big booty african woman with a willy
how come guys like paul mccartney and bob dylan are incredibly creative musically but also massive generic npcs
>>221812242How can you be from 'the Humber'? Are you a whelk? Are you a stinky little mollusc?
bring. it. back.
>>221812222Leeds is bigger than Manchester? Fuck off
>>221812278weed in the 60sbrief creative burst follwed by terminal boomer brainrot
*Little Willie John – Now You Know* starts playing
>>221811462omg can these gross slimy incels just stop obsessing over this poor femcel trying to live her best life and pick mushrooms in the woods
>>221812207She's Jewish Italian-Libyan She's a member of the Atlantic CouncilHer father is a massive advocate of mass immigration into Europe
Got a mosquito bite on the arm, thoroughly inconvenient
*mogs bob dylan*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyI7ph709x4
>>221812299lel
>>221812286>counties and ridings last for a thousand years>important regional identities of the english race>so called ''''''''conservatives''''''' bulldoze them for the sake of a few extra voteswhat a surprise lol. next they'll be legalising gay marriage and telling the scotch to vote for independence
>>221812278How are they NPCs?
got my little willie john outnow you know (how small it is)
>>221812222they should include australia and spain
>>221812299think this is what the kids call an aura loss
>>221812299
>>221812310well well wellimagine my shock
>>221812311got the west nile virus now
yer crampin me style son
one more glass of wine before beddingtons? dont mind if i do
>>221812333Why are you talking to yourself?
>>221812347well thats your sleep cycles fucked now la
>>221812332Rorke with his new gf
>>221812357so hot in my flat i'm drinking to pass out desu
>>221812207>>221812265Remember just a couple weeks ago when Restoremongs were fuming at Reform for having a handful of random immigrant candidates out of thousands spread across the country?Now they're celebrating their special-needs mong candidate in Makerfield with her Indonesian husband, and Rupert's son marrying a Libyan, cos "We don't mind them browns so long as they pay their due and work 'aard!"Might as well rename them the ResTories.
on my way to east ridings
>Hey, kid...wanna come to a party?
>>221812344Ah Mr Lumic!
>>221812332katie and harvey
>>221812378Bad idea
>>221812384did he nonce you, jeff?
>>221812060I don't care. It's disconcerting only because 200 chav spastics with mummy issues collecting the dole and blogposting here day-in-day-out instead of meaningfully contributing to the prosperity of the country I happen to inhabit alongside them indirectly affects my quality of my own life, ergo I am concerned.
>>221812245that's you
>>221812389ejj
>>221812384Why are you such a weird and creepy pedo lately? Is it because your dad died?
>>221812384If you were a teenage lad would you take Big Jeff's egg-shaped willy if you got to shag a couple fit Ukranian models?
>>221812405you are so fucking gay
>>221812405Is the irony of your reply lost on you?
meaningless question
>>221812381Reform, the entire cabinet of ex Sunak and Johnson mongs, whatever happened there
>>221812381>We don't mind them browns so long as they pay their due and work 'aard!And don't rape or stab people yeah
>>221812384Kind of envious of his drug order, stuff must have been the purest of the pure
>>221812294Yeah it seems a bit off, I doubt the Isle of Wight has that many people
Not a single poo scream in this atrocious editionDo better you pathetic vermin
start doing this
Wish I could have ugly tattle life gremlins spending their time bitching about me
>>221812445I'm bored, and you briefly piqued my interest
>>221812470Poo screaming is so last year
>>221812471>he didn't touch her bobunrealistic
how about the fact I hate my son?
>>221812470not your personal jesters
>>221812471need this
>>221812471bodied that midge
>>221812464Wholesale prices wow. Probably had amazing coke.
>>221812471this is one of my dreams
>>221812492Only boring people get bored.
sniffed the area between my sack and my right leg on the loo and the pong took me to a whole new mental plane
Has a poo scream ever been caught on camera
>>221812455Rupert Lowe is mates with Kemi Badenoch.He's also currently having a sperg-out on Twitter cause the Reform candidate in Makerfield was "exposed" for having some "offensive posts" uncovered.So much for le based & redpilled Restore Party. Almost like it was always a sham attempt to let Labour in the back-door via a split vote.
>>221812537>Almost like it was always a sham attempt to let Labour in the back-door via a split vote.you are mentally ill
>>221812537Schizo babble
>>221812529a what
>>221812537Good. Labour have done nothing wrong tired of all this fake outrage by reform gammons
>>221812520Entertain a boring man. What's on your mind?
unidentified poo screaming object
watching these right wing morons cannonballize each other is like caviar
>>2218125121/2 retail prices, funny how he has written the effects for "one snort" lol The only time I made a list like this was when I was going to my after graduation vacation on the coast. If police had stopped our car on the way there and searched it, I would have gone to prison for at least 6-7 years.
>>221812574terrible bait
bought whole flaxseed instead of ground flaxseed
get the biomass executed
>>221812574like caviar, is it? salty fish eggs yeah?
uhhh the tories uhhhhh reformies uhhhhow about yall start talmbout sum PUSSY
six seven!!!1
poo scream partypoo roar party
>>221812569Is the irony of your last couple posts lost on you? They suggest you have narcissistic personality disorder and delusions of grandeur based on what you originally said.
>>221812310>Jewish Italian-LibyanGot nothing against them but fucking hell we’re reaching levels of wog never seen before
>>221812601
Polymarket giving 78% that the next edition will be a wank jf one
>>221812604Where's the pussy party cos SIGN ME UP
Wish i had a gf to be honest with you lads
>>221812635ktim but i hate women
>>221812646everyone should
NEW>>221812655>>221812655>>221812655
Polymarket 100% chance of rorke moving like a bhenchod
>>221812564>Good. Labour have done nothing wrong tired of all this fake outrage by reform gammonsAnd so the Restoremongs' masks finally come off.
>>221812611I just asked you what you're thinking about. I'm trying to start a conversation because I'm bored. What's up?
