Yummy edition
>>221812655rorke's dinner
Coitus with white women
white women sub-edish
frankly absurd amount of cheese
Could really go for a pickle sandwich
>>221812678SHRIEK
princess boobalina
we need to bring back oakie doke to teach kids about nature. children are losing touch with the old ways
Learning about music theory
>>221812678Killing the planet for this
so close to ordering some takeaway from abdul but i have to be up for toil in 7 hours
Her arse is mine
>>221812695Oakie Doke was a child molestor
moved out of the smeg sauna for tonight and into the spare room wanktoil on the cards once more
>>221812655THE BAP IS NOT THE BARMITORY
>>221812655>>221812679>>221812690milk
>>221812679if she was my gf i would never sleep on a pillow again
>>221812696what have you learned
>>221812679how can they seriously be insulted when you're caught staring
>>221812710That's what I'm thinking about. Why are you avoiding the question? Now I think you're trolling and don't really expect an answer in good faith.
Trying to divide the 2026-27 Premier League clubs between "Rorke" and "Leftypol", any you lads'd disagree with?Rorke:>Aston Villa>Chelsea>Everton>Hull City>Ipswich Town>Leeds United>Manchester City>Newcastle United>SunderlandLeftypol:>Arsenal>Brentford>Brighton & Hove Albion>Crystal Palace>Fulham>Liverpool>Manchester United>Nottingham Forest>Tottenham HotspurUndecided / Might be Adrian (Lib Dem)>Bournemouth>Coventry CityOn my count it's a relatively even ideological split, balance might've swung Rorke's way had West Ham stayed up as I'd label them a Rorke team too.
got a cheeky lil sunburn x
none of the food delivery apps are available near me
>>221812723What secondary dominants are. They sound alright to me
>>221812725They're not, they just like having the best of both worlds (getting stared at AND bollocking you for it)
Would pop a finger in their bum holes and then give the finger a little suck
really wish i had an acorn hat
>>221812740wearing a towel like a womanhiding your bitch tits
>>221812735I reckon he's Escortmong or just trying to wind people up
If you think about it, Europe is a great continent>Great food>Great scenery>Great architecture>Great culture>Great climate (cool parts and warm parts, without extreme desert conditions)
>>221812655all of these weird scrandle meals feel like a psyop to baffle and hurt and confuse my feelingshad a season ticket for 10 years and never once seen anyone eating anything in the stands nevermind a fucking pie sandwich or whatever the fuck keeps cropping up on these things, everyone just gets a pint at half time if they're quick
>>221812709think she's ever been black clapped in that room?
>>221812737I don't think City are rorke, we're pretty middle of the road
>>221812754she needs big tits to take the focus off her giant fucking forehead
>>221812679*emerges from the darkness*
Only a matter of time before transracial people start showing up
>>221812776spainfreak
>>221812737I know Brighton is batty central but the surrounding areas in Sussex are quite rorkeist
>>221812769Yeah its paradise which is why the Jews are desperate to ruin it
>>221812769should unite as 1 country. us included
>>221812790already a thing
>>221812770gp
I'm trans-nignog
>>221812790Already a thing in Australia.
>>221812803Because it would be easier to destroy once the wrong people are ruling it?
On all levels except physical, I am black
I identify as an attack helicopter
>>221812836alright j-roc
>>221812834>once the wrong people are ruling it
>>221812737I cannot believe the energy going into this waste of time
>>221812834if i wantd replies id go OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEOI at the end of my msg. thanks
>>221812678
>>221812816right well i dunno what that means
>>221812836have you ever been invited to the cook out?
>>221812877gp
>>221812877>gpGrangled pensioners
no idea where the tung tung tung sahur meme came from but he looks like a delightful chap and its all good fun x
>>221812877Gooning Paedo
>>221812877He's telling you to see your GP because you're mental
unless you marry a muslim this is your future wife and mother of your kids
Independence for Yorkshire Independence for Humberside Independence for HullIndependence for Bransholme Estate
>>221812877good post
Lad is identifying general practitioners among us
>>221812877>t. gormless prick
>>221812877grand prix
still far too fucking hot !!
Will there ever be good people in charge seems like it’s always baddies at the helm
>>221812917>unless you marry a muslimImagine the god-awful fucking stench.
>>221812932saying what we're all thinking
right well another day of 34c then i guesscant bloody breath without sweating buckets
>>221812920
>>221812917I know young girls have high body counts but that has to be engagement bait cos she's too fit to have shagged around that muchIt's usually the 5/10s who are massive slags and will shag any bloke
>>221812950elaborate
rorkeycopter rorkeycooopter
>>221812920The main thoroughfares into Hull are an eye opener. Beverley Road, Holderness Road, etc are all full of dilapidated buildings hosting mediocre brands like Greggs and Boyes, with litter strewn everywhere and an Albanian vape shop every five yards. Hull is supposedly a very green city and yet every park and patch of vegetation is full of crisp packets, rusty cans and tab ends. Nasty place, really, and it could be so much better.
>>221812972didn't mean to attach this image now the post comes across bizarre
pozzing my neghole
>>221812985poo scream
oh. rorkeycopter freak is back.
>>221812740oh bloody hellyou're not funny
>>221812985sex
>>221812973Muslims smell really, really, really bad. Especially the women.>t. From London
will be adding "right well i don't know what that means" to my repertoire
>>221812849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMgkXAug6L0
He only played 19 games for us but he was absolutely class
>>221813008why's that then
Thoughts on French music?>Gojira>Justice>Daft Punk>Air>M83>Mr Oizo>Phoenix
>cant bloody breath
can't believe just how low on battery my phone is
>>221813023Las muslimas son arseuncleanass
right well i don't know what poo screams
feel like you're all fitties who pretend to be ugly losers stuck in your smeggy evil incel lairs
>>221813031don't care
>>221813031only know justice daft punk and air and they're mint
washington is more terrified of a united europe than of russia, iran or china
Why are Hull fans so overrepresented on 4chan? Either that or it's literally just one guy who posts about them non-stop on /sp/ and sometimes here.
>>221813018Us? You have a part stake in a football team, do you?
>>221813042ktim but can't speak for everyone else im sure its true tho x
>>221813018Hull lads watching the footy while Rorke seethes at the presence of black men in the team
what were your childhood obsessions, lads?for me it was>reading science books like the horrible science series>reading encyclopaedias about random things like mushrooms, optical illusion, mythology, planets>racing games and cars>collecting furniture in habbo hotel>woodcutting, pking, and making money in runescape
>>221813052There are two of us on /sp/ and he never responded to me after I said we were sat near each other at Wembley on Saturday. I think I've scared him off :)
Sir Russia Sanctions
>>221813053he's done
>>221813042haha xrumbled... x
lots of posters here are not very well adjusted
>>221813042nh me monke
herr starmer and winning the world cup this summervibessssss
nato are the fascists
>>221813052there is quite literally fuck-all else to do in hull other than go to spiders and post on hereit is a horrible place that smells of human turds
>>221813069dinosaurs, weapons and girls' bums
>>221813066>look! ngumbombele badubinde scored a heckin goal for your team!>now you better convert to islam and let infinity unemployed bomalians into your country, or else you're a HYPOCRITE BIGOT!!Why does Leftypol think this is an argument that has any merit?
>>221813042yup merely pretending haha!!!
mad that
>>221813069kim jong unc has an insane hairline
>>221812983The white non-underclass areas are nice. The avenues, city centre, cottingham road, chanterlands ave. Off spring bank was alright until the last 5-10 years. Most of west hull is fine. There's nice areas in north hull as well, it's 99% white but a lot of scary cunts.>mediocre brands>like greggs soz tarquin
>>221813069knights and swordsloved knights and swords so muchstill do but it's not really acceptable now is it
I'm catching the next train to sleepytown night night lads xx
This lad >>221813096 has been seething about Hull for three days across /int/ and /sp/I reckon a handsome Hullensian lad shagged his missus in Benidorm
>>221813106peter hitchens is a bore who has to politicise everything, even music
>>221813125quite literally the first time i have ever posted about hull, i don't post on /sp/perhaps your city just fucking stinks mate
>>221813125>HullensianIt's Hullgarian
>>221813133music is definitely political thoughever
She said she like me car and she like how my forgis ride
>>221813100>>now you better convert to islam and let infinity unemployed bomalians into your countryYeah? Where did I say that then?
i want a gf
>>221813116I eat at Greggs every week, it's still a mediocre brand. There are about four of them within five minutes' walk of each other in Hull city centre too. I know there's another on Anlaby Road as well. One in Beverley. God knows how many more spread across the city and surrounding towns/villages.
https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/1996/6/hitlers-ghost
need Hull gf
>>221813123on my way to flavortown myself
>>221813157can tell that's a filter and not a real film photostupid bint
>>221813157ummis that eva de vil?
>>221813162tuff shite x
>>221813162hi
must be hard being a Brazilian incelbe in the country with the fittest women, weather is hot so theyre all basically walk around naked but you're stuck in your smelly goon cave jacking off to sailor moon asmr
they really put scott mcctominey on the $20 bill in scotland
>>221813146Oh yeah, one of those Eastern Europeans who larp as whatever shithole their parents fled. I've seen such comments from Poles, Serbs and Greeks too
>>221813174...yh
>>221813178good luck finding one that isn't 90% plasticthey are very fit regardless though
>>221813178yeah, that guy who posts here should go out and get pussy, he's not even ugly, he should get a haircut
ChatGPT is smart innit. Can ask it whatever you want. The answers are about 10 billion times more intelligent than what you get out of 4chan.
>>221813178haha yeah lad i've also seen that reddit post of the screenshot of a tweet that's a screenshot of an old post on 4chan
>porn is evil>btw here's my arsethanks kati
>>221813176need your feet in my mouf
>>221813208both mog me
Out and about
>>221813220who the fuck asked
>>2218132070______0
>>221813147just enjoy the melody DUDE
>>221813235 on the prowl
>>221813220right well
can't bastarding sleep
https://youtu.be/_R9Fvo2cwi4
>>221813178if you know the type of specimen that posts on /bra/ you'll understand why they're incels in such a normie cunt
>>221812868would shag both of them
>>221813187Hull born and bred and proud.
>>221813235
>>221813208>>221813178
>>221813244looking a little bit asiatic here
i'm often hard on the fairer sex on 4channel but this is a perfect video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJoaUbctbJs
>>221813244looks like this russian escort ive been seeing in Manchester this girl costing me £400 an hour
>>221813267uma delicia
>>221813276Eyup lad what a weekend
>>221813119yeah me too lad I thought knights, swords, wizards, archery and all that was mintI can't remember if I liked it before I played runescape, or if runescape is what made me love old medieval things
I’m rorke’s cousin porke
>>221813282that's definitely a glute implant wtf
>>221813208average fittie ain't plastic filled, it's when they turn into influencers that the duck lips pop out
I’m rorke’s cousin dorke
>>221813322what up Dorke
>>221813178>must be hard being a Brazilian incelFrom what I gather from Brazilian Anons it is practically functionally impossible to be involuntarily celibate there. The culture around sex is so much more open and women are so much more forward with their advances, that you'd inevitably get a few chances to shag and/or date so long as you engage with society in any capacity. So I'd assume any Brazilian calling himself "incel" is actually a volcel who willingly locks himself in his smelly favela bedroom all day.Then again, I once had several lads on here tell me that I couldn't be an incel cause "it's so easy to fuck in this country" and yet I'm literally an incel, so stereotypes aren't always true.
>just get a haircut broyes matethe solution to everyone not having sex is them not getting fresh new fades...
>>221813319ok i will touch my penis!!
>>221813286don't like those "digital vinyl" set ups for some reason
>>221813335brat kirk
>>221813298was narnia books and the hobbit and redwall that did it for mewish i had fully committed to it and got into hema or something like that but i took myself too seriously in my 20s and now i'd feel embarrassed buying a sword
>>221813296Yes lad
>>221813329>so long as you engage with society in any capacity.found the flaw
>>221813298i remember in like year 5 english class the teacher was talking about how centuries ago there were highwaymen and they would stop travellers and tell them "stand and deliver" and me and my mate Billy (who introduced me to the game the year before that) looked at each other and said "runescape!!" ahah x
>>221813343agreed but the song selections and mixes are perfect
>>221813335love this gif xx
>>221813329they're pussies scared of leaving their rooms who use fear of being robbed as an excuse LOL
>>221813322>>221813327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDnq6QUyLI
Drunk and listening to Sleep Token againhttps://youtu.be/noWUQci7BsU
>>221813377Mate she's made me cum looking at big fat cocks I don't know what you're trying to prove
>>221813376Yeah she's not bad. There's a radio station that taxi drivers listen to here and it's these tracks and a 100 other 90s songs. It's all the play.
>>221813384i don't know how to feel about them. my wife is a huge fan.
and the latest on are eden hills?
>>221813384Me? Gojira of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ebo0ngI4Qk
any of the druggy lads here ever huffed glue?
>>221813404what's it called? i can get it on radiogarden
>>221813409>my wifecorrever hold her on the hand?
>>221813370Yeah, the difference is in western countries you can engage with society wholeheartedly (be social at school, go to uni, work in careers with a healthy gender balance, go to social events where women are present) and still end up involuntarily celibate if you're too autistic to attract women.In certain other countries the only criteria for a man to fuck seems to be "go outside, be anywhere where women and booze/drugs/music are present". It doesn't seem to work like that in the UK.
>>221813382isn't one of those people in the picture form mcfly or busted or something
>>221813427prefer not to say
Ever experienced this?
>>221813335They killed him and millions of women cheered because he said they might be happier being housewives instead of wageslaves.
a 2nd pepsi max of the hour? yes please
>>221813422NRJ - EnergyApparently it's with French origins, just learned that.
>>221813434no that looks like a quite specific scenario actually
>>221813361I feel like there's not as much social stigma about those things nowadaysI watched the final episode of stranger things with my friends and they were playing fucking dungeons and dragons and apparently that's a running theme through the entire show cos they're supposed to be these wholesome chungus nerds or whateverThat's a show all normies are obsessed with btwThen you have things like harry potter, game of thrones, lord of the rings, all these are totally mainstream and it's nerd medieval shitYou can probably still get into hema and honestly if you're not some fedora neckbeard most people will think it's cool especially if you make it out to be something actually dangerous that needs a lot of physical dexterity and technique instead of just roleplay for grown men
>>221813443you need help
okay I genuinely can't sleep it's too humid
swedes and brazilians are getting a little too comfortable in this general
>>221813452yeah if you like
>>221813434ive never even experienced and other than a mealy mouthed grimace from any female
>>221813442>millions of women cheeredno they didn't and it was only the fat ugly ones who post on reddit
this general is for /eng/ only
it's all their fault
>>221813434ever experienced this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779689135485417.mp4
>>221813434Experienced something similar. I was on a ride like that by myself with no gf and it was way more violent and there wasn't padding on the metal bars and I banged my head really hard. It was horrible
I gotta fix my sleep cycle, it's becoming a problem.
conjured up a coffee but don't want to drink it now
>>221813471just have a few pintsit will send you to sleep
>>221813434Yeah, once
>>221813455nice isnt itwere a warm and welcoming country
>>221813470when I was a young lad i went on the bumper cars at a local fair and the seatbelt in the car i was in didnt work and i smacked my face into the steering wheel really hard and one of my baby teeth fell out and there was loads of blood and i just sat there bawling my eyes out ahah x
>>221813451was thinking similar to this, people go to big re-enactment things like Kynren as if it's something normal nowmaybe i'll swing a sword around at some point who knows
Husband decided he wants a new gf. Well fuck the family I guess. We have 3 kids, one is graduating. he said if I still want him to help out then I’d have to be okay with letting him stay at the house while he goes to do whatever with whoever. Him helping out is: doing some laundry (but never putting it away) and picking the kids up from school because I have to sleep before my night shift. He has dropped this bomb on me now for the third time within 2-3 months. No discussion just surprise, this is what I wanna do! He was sorry the first and second time, changed his mind. I knew at that point I couldn’t trust him and then he just randomly did it a third time while we were playing a game together. Just feeling really repulsive and ugly and sad about all of this. Feel terrible for the kids. How do you go on after 20 years with a person? I just feel sick to my stomach.
>>221813487I don't drink lad, there's no beer in me fridge, there's white wine but it's for cooking, also I hate wine. There's Gin and some Whiskeys for when people come, maybe a Vodka.
>>221813465They cheered and called for more political murders on social media. Ironically a lot of them lost their wageslave jobs as a result of being doxxed and grassed up.
>>221813213no they aren't, ask me anything
So I opened my eyes this morning, as is tradition on days ending with Y, and it was just all just Peter. It took me a tick to collect myself. Pretty sure I didn't get right Schindlered - then again, would I remember if I did? Fuck it, a little oxygen might do well for the loaf. So off I go on Micycle to the fisherman's daughter, and it hits me. It's been days since I last caffeinated. I need a dose of Everton right stat fucking now! Woe and behold, there's a posh little café not twenty paces from where I stand, straddling my beginner's unicycle like a moist twat. I order myself a crisp little vienoisserie and the largest bucket of black water available, and all is once again just shy of ten pence.
might buy things then again might not
>>221812725they're not insulted when people starethey're insulted when you stare because it gives them the ickyou need to understand that you are less than human to an attractive woman
>>221813486waste of magic points that mategoing to have to wait to replenish your mp nowmight aswell just drink it
>>221813525ok lad nobody asked and yeah she's fat and ugly
>>221812769very little nature thoughever
>>221813556bollocksunless you mean wildlife
>>221813468props to her acting distressed in this scene usually they just sit around with bored faces. would've been even better if she cried
>>221813525Remember when rightoids got mad about this after they laughed about George Floyd being murdered? Funny that
died 5 times due to a frost troll
>>221812754look at the SIZE of that 5head mateHOLY BLOODY MOLEY
>>221812831is this the aussie equivalent of the "i'm 1/64th irish" yank?
>>221813547You invited a conversation by replying and she's less fat and ugly than any woman who would let you talk to her which is none
>>221813468No, but I have experienced thishttps://www.eporner.com/video-ZNqpjpZBLLm/tiny-miny-ffm/
>>221813572them fuckers be healing like there's no tomorrow
>>221813570One said mean words and the other robbed a pregnant woman at gunpoint
>>221813586have this vid downloaded but haven't wanked to it once
she is quite peng
>>221813569its porn mate, not the oscars
>>221813572*save-scums it up the mountain*
>>221813568wildlife is part of nature, yes
>>221813449thanks!
>>221813613literally browsing her clip store right now
>>221813570>they laughed about George Floyd being murdered1. Floyd killed himself with a drug overdose 2. Nobody laughed except /pol/3. Leftoids killed people and burned down buildings and rioted for months because they were scared black people would shout black lives matter at them
>>221813570why did the left even care about floyd anyways?
>>221813468yes (me on the left)
>>221813625no lad, there's also a bar here that makes 90s parties and they play stuff like that, it's quite fun actually when you enter at 4am drunk
/brit/ was pretty good this evening but some gimp posted a gif of charlie kirk for no reason and obviously some other gimps have now decided to have an autistic squabble about it
rip hammers
>>221813648>no ladNP lad*
>>221813586STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>221813593yeah and it bitch slaps my summon dog to death in one hit>>221813618had to but finally killed it thanks to lydia
white nigger lovers make my skin crawl
>>221813661And who is forcing you to read every post and get pissy about the ones you don't like?
>>221813675alri chester thought you was dead
The official examination also said underlying health conditions played a role in Mr Floyd's death and fentanyl intoxication and recent methamphetamine use may have increased the likelihood of death[64].[65][66] A second autopsy, commissioned by Floyd's family,[67][68] also found his death to be a homicide, specifically citing asphyxia due to neck and back compression;[69][67][70] it ruled out the possibility that underlying medical problems contributed to Floyd's death
>>221813678oh shut up gimp nobody wants to read your gay boring political squabbles you autistic twat
Posting joi birds is it
>>221813690done him
>>221813690poo scream
>>221813641>Why is it bad if police officers murder people
>>221813690forced his head
>>221813619yeah but it’s not nature in its entirety is itin spain alone there’s literal desert and places that look like scotland, let alone the nature in the entire continent
bruh what is that
>>221813710
>>221813687>Leftypol coroner trying to do an autopsy with a mob of black people screaming black lives matter outside and threatening to kill himIt was literally a drug overdose
i dont go outside because im literally autistic and cant jnto humans so i just dont botherno point even trying
>>221813594What mean words did George say?
3rd slice of za down the gullet
>>221813705there was some white guy that was shot by a trigger happy cop for pulling up his pants and no one cared
>>221813723kumtim
>>221813724rorkeypoppet
I'd stick my tongue up her anus.
>>221813723you should force yourself, exposure therapy and all...you can do it
how's it foing
>>221813723cuhtem
>>221813694never been the same since she lost so much weight a couple years agovery sad
10/10 in whiterun
>>221813736It's ok. He was a student, or maybe a dog.
>>221813724ummy picture
get the orc women posted
so this is rorikstead
>>221813753alright mr skyrimmer
>>221813723same but a man has got to eat
>>221813726He said black lives matter so lefties proved him wrong by shooting secoreia turner
wa la
is there a sign above /brit/ that says dead nigger storage?
>>221813782I feel like this pizza would be better when it's chilled a bit.
>>221813782too sloppy
https://youtu.be/y9jP4Vy7G_c?si=n2gBMOfj8b0PWgSl
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