American coffehouse editionprev.>>221812093
Probably the only thing I enjoy and look forward to anymore is alcohol consumption
I don't think it's a coincidence Jason just randomly disappeared when this zoomzoom guy popped up zoomzoom is a fed probably working for blump or something and he's here to get rid of all of us
glowie edition
>>221815991You’re not cool
>>221815991sounds like ur an alcoholic buddy guy
>>221815970>OK, so I'm not Shania Twain but I'm doing the same routine...
>>221816004He literally takes his name off to reply to himself he is up to no good
I'm wine drunk
the future will be amazing I'm sure
>>221816008I didn't claim to be
I just read a page of a book and now the veins in my temples are throbbing and I feel dizzy and my head hurts
>>221816029you think you're hard wait till you see me on viagra you duck fucking dumbass
>>221816025Millennial Tumblr tier meme, not even worth a chuckle
I have a name. It’s Richard. I don’t want to be anonymous
>>221816052Hey dick
>>221816022I got so many relatives, whenever I'm in public I try to play possum, cause otherwise the guy says I'm Wine Drunk and I say I'm Beer Drunk and then I have to buy him some booze!
There is a US senator whose name is literally richard black so everyone calls him black, dick what the fuck do you guys make of that
Giving money to the poor so they don’t commit crimes is morally indistinguishable from giving money to the Mafia so they don’t burn down your store.
>>221816070You are leonardo
>>221816055Hey pussy
>>221816075https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Black_(politician)
>>221816078Whatever you say, Leonardo
>>221816073so make an angry post about it while doing absolutely nothing.
what's the rule for making a new thread? People were seething saying too early.
Alysa Liu is my wife
>>221816089How do you know he's not a vigilante brutalizing poor people at night?
>>221814254>>221814254>>221814254
benis
>>221816093It's really supposed to be no overlapping threads at all.
Heil Hitler
>>221815970BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION
>>221816093Should be close to 310 or after it.
lmao namefag gettin BTFO again
>>221816101BroI'm telling youYou can't make threads as an unpopular name fagYou have to remove your name or stop making threads
>>221816106but the other one is already overlapping
>>221815970I want to pee in her butt
Jingo bells Batman smells
>>221816127>>22181611712 posts early is quite early2 posts early is okayReally it should be after 310
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779759240259339.webm
>>221816101you lost, tranny
>>221816132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_sl9iLUy0
>>221816128you know the internet is full of girls 10x hotter than her?never understood why you guys simp for these weird corporate media whores
>>221816133but then you get 5 different new threads because nobody knows who is making one
Fuck yo couch nigga
>>221816142I never click on your links man
>>221816145That happens sometimes but not too often
hey homegirl
>>221816144she has our type of humor.
>>221816142>>221816149I look at them but if it's a band I've never heard of I don't listen
Who's the most famous person you share a birthday withFor me it's probably Jennifer Aniston though among zoomers it might be that Rose from BlackpinkAlso share with Varg and Alex Jones lel
one of my favorote novels has this jew who goons to a story about imaginary golden dishware
>>221816149well uh that's just your opinion, man
>>221816155she's a woke shitlib faggot who apologized after some arab freaked out at one of her concerts.
>>221816160I share a birthday with Jeffrey Epstein
>>221816160Evander Holyfield
>>221816160Jay Z
>>221816144>never understood why you guys simp for these weird corporate media whoresBecause these people are thirdies and are obsessed with conforming to whatever the dominant culture is in a consumer-driven, surface-level way to virtue signal on an ethnic level. >"see ese/saar, look at how Western I am! I like the popular girls and have all the clothing brands and watch all the Western tv! I'm not like those other Indians/Mexicans o algo, I'm a real Westerner!"Meanwhile I make a thread making fun of an inafmous, uniquely American event and person on its anniversary and it's crickets while their locusts for a Sabrina Carpenter thread.
>>221816180Based
>>221816175Calm down cupcake
>>221816169*like your opinion>>221816167I once read 65 pages of The Ambassadors, it was amazing, much better than the opening pages of Ulysses or Gravity's Rainbow, I thought
>>221816144theres a handful of girls hotter than her at my gym and its nothing special
>>221816160Tom Hanks
>>221816187they hate you because you namefag. hating on namefags and especially tripfags is a tradition as old as 4Chan itself. if you just posted anonymously everything would be fine.
>>221816187so I am not le westerner and I find sabrina carpenter hideous so your point is invalid what the fuck do you have to fucking say to that
>>221816180I share a birthday with Mark Wahlberg. We're both geminis!
>>221816209you're just afraid he inevitably posts his dick like all namefags eventually do and you get dickmogged
>>221816178she went too far even for chuds
Making fun of george floyd's death is so unfunny and overdone atp
>>221816224A PLATE GLASS WINDAH!
>>221816229So is Charlie Kirk but you still do that
Considering fermenting some carrots in salt brine Already got some cucumbers though
>spend time with family all day today>come back home>open X>indians are concerned about the 25% Hispanic population in the US and the "reconquista" >see the most abhorrent, racist, hateful responses towards indiansholy shit guys. chill the fuck out. We are all human. Jesus, the man has a point.
>>221816202I'm pretty tired of Tom Hanks, if I never saw another movie with him in it I'd be OK with that.
george floyd couldn't breathe because he was wearing a mask
congrats to george "fentanyl" floyd on...how many years drug free at this point?? if fenty floyd can kick his drug addiction, so can you!
>>221816229well it's the absurdity of it that makes it easy to make fun of. He was a terrible person yet they make a statute and name monuments after him.
>>221816237that almost ruined my wonderful, happy day
anyone live alone here, how do you feel about the silence
>>221816237stop being a disgusting indian, thanks
>>221816250>>221816249so?????????
>>221816250Too big to fit in my ass
>>221816250I wish I was that big
>male gockfucking disgusting faggot
>>221816258let's see it
lets see how long janny takes to delete that delicio- er, DISGUSTING penis
>>221816261all cocks look the exact same. Grow up.
>>221816268>>221816261
>>221816224If you were on flight 11 would things have ended differently
>>221816267nah. it's like half the size of that in length and girth.
>>221816261would you prefer a female gock?
i used to get upset when people dickposted but now I just laugh at the thought of our faggot janny licking his lips while he peruses the thread
https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/23803175/where we going when 4chan is kill?
>>221816287Nowhere
>>221816287well fugg the glowies won eh?
4chan will just be bought by another glowie, it's not a big deal
>>221816283https://4chan.org/janitorapp
>>221816287>And whatever you heard, yes, 4chan is in the red in terms of income and post-traffic hack. I would highly recommend looking for alternatives because we're shutting down by 2028 at the rate we are goingKinda based but also I don't know what I'll do with my free time
>>221816295LMAO can you fucking IMAGINE actually signing up
>>221816281yes please
Habs lost :/
they deleted the cock pic
The Canadian military got rid of this test because it was too hard
>>221816299>post-traffic hack
>>221816321but the answers are right there?
I have epilepsy
Sup bros mwahahahaha
>>221816299It'll be sold and will live on
>>221816329
>>221816329You smoking some dank?
>>221816339>>221816340BOO!!! Hahahahahahaha
Hey girl is your name summer because you’ll be coming soon
>>221816328what about Jeffrey Epsteinlepsy and you just start vibrating around and your dick finds its way into unsuspecting people when you play Fuzion Frenzy
>>221816328Had a teacher with epilepsy and I remember he said he has to be driven around by someone else everywhereThat must suck
What's gonna be our version of someone who saw both the Wright brothers and the moon landing?
>nega i can't breath
Ww2 was primarily a war between germany and the Soviet union on one side, and japan with china on the other. Every other theater was secondary (cope)
>>221816356Jacking off to playboy and fucking a sex robot in the same lifetime
>>221816213>what the fuck do you have to fucking say to thatThat you have good taste and have a sense of pride unlike most of them. You're the exception that proves the rule.>>221816229Much like Kirk I don't usually do either unless it's funny or creative but today was the anniversary. It's also a big happening that happened in a place I grew up and know well so it's a little different for me.>>221816287Literally just give it to me or one of the non-Brown, non-tranny anons. We could easily run this place better.
>>221816372So true. Let's have sex
>>221816360
Not feeling this world cup
Imagine marx's father just stepped on a french landmine or something He and Nietzsche, what would our world be like without them
>>221816390Couple of dog ass daughters
Saint Floyd tribute:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779766728331069.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779766887116873.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779766824736514.mp4
They say every real American has to visit the grand canyon
Do communists go to communist heaven when they communist-die
what would /cum/ be like in this timeline
Hate overly perky peopleI want a friend group of other grouches like myself, but I'd probably not get along with them either because I hate myself too
>>221816375so zoom zoom when are you coming back home
>>221816418Shut up you miserable cunt
Had I known we had waffles in the freezer I wouldn't have made toast for breakfast
>>221816375zoom zoom?????????????
>>221816424Wow that was rude
>>221816424That's more like it
hello cumbums
>>221816229I still can't believe they rioted over that guy.
>>221816287eightchan
why arent you dark triad low impulse control
Guess who had frozen pizza for supper
>>221816459What's the difference between that and autism
Tomato paste in the taco meat made a big difference. Each of these little discoveries delays my suicide by weeks.
>>221816464Hehe
It's all marketing. Especially good if you can tie your product to some political thing that will galvanize goys and get the goy-im up in arms to buy your products to own the other side, or to buy your products to burn them on social media vidsSomething like AOC Justice Burgers, Ruth Bader ginsberg Burgers, or Trump gold themed curtains
>>221816459I have low impulse control but I'm just a spaz
This is the relationship I want
I need me a left handed whopper
>>221816459because I have a normal functioning brain
thread is total garbage tonight, nothing but shit
Starting to regret eating 3 hot dogs
I’m so ugly
>>221816470Autists are high impulse control, except when it comes to their obsessive narrow interests
>>221816502Me asf as fuck
>>221816510I’m looking for a woman
shitting and flopping
There are people in this thread who haven't seen the original Star Wars movies. Completely unacceptable.
If countries like Thailand start restricting Indian tourists, where exactly are Indians supposed to go?Indians spend billions globally on tourism, shopping, hotels, food, and local economies. Treating Indian travelers like second-class visitors while happily taking their money is a dangerous trend.
Familyberg forced me to go to the goyball game Fuckin sucks being so dependant
>>221816526Thats the actor from Jaws I think
>>221816529Yea. Me.
Women have seen my dick irl but they have never touched it
I don't like star wars
>>221816531They’ll beg us to come back soon enough
>>221816531>where exactly are Indians supposed to go?To India.
>>221816496sorry, i promise to try harder next time
Everyone hates Indians. Everyone.
>>221816563Not me
>>221816529Soy Wars is cringe and they didn’t miss a thing
>>221816529Me
Why is /cum/ so gay and non white ?
>>221816563Even other migrants kek
I like Star Trek TNG and 40k
I’ve seen every episode of Star Trek multiple times
I have no personality
>>221816570you're nobody no one gives a fuck about you you're probably indian
Just made a bait thread. We'll see if people fall for it.
>>221816430Bet she has a white boyfriend who also has blue eyes and blonde hair :)
>>221816617You’re a sad little man
>>221816488women will NOT like that
>>221816529they can't see the originals because that hack fraud lucas replaced them with his retarded special editionsgood luck finding vhs or even dvd copies, and the hardware to play them
I DON'T CARE
I love celebrity gossip. What’s the latest
>>221816638DVD players aren't hard to find.
>>221816643JLo and Ben are splitsville
>>221816631yep, 100% indian reply.
>>221816594TNG is kinda boring it's the kind of show i put on the background and only pay half attention to So many of the episodes seem identical to each other
Indian below
>>221816643
what is vanilla flavor actually
>>221816662DAMN he's old as hell
Never cared for Star Trek, always seemed too preachy. Like a space opera set up by an HR department, everything was so corporate and stifled.
The greatest sci fi universe is unironically Mass Effect
>>221816689The only one I've ever played is Andromeda and it was pretty fun, apparently the others are even better?
every cutie with a booty needs a hottie with a body
If you ain't got no money take yo broke ass homeIF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME
>>221816696Andromeda was peak
>>221816684TNG is pretty comfy and I really like it. But I haven't seen all of them and have no urge to watch other Star Treks. Dr. Crusher was a babe back in the day. Diana was cute too.
should you make me chocolate chip cookies?
>>221816718Maybe on your birthday
>>221816696you're Canadian and you've never played the OT? that's shameful.
>>221816704ok I guess i'll go home then
I hope Hasan gets sent back to turkey
You know, back when I was in the academy, we would follow every toast with a song
>>221816728its tomorrow
I’m so ugly people break into my house just to close the curtains
>>221816743Kek
>>221816730What's OT
>>221816755You know how they say people look like their dogs? When my dog found out he looked like me he killed himself.
>>221816739he was born in New Jersey
>>221816743https://youtu.be/bl5TUw7sUBs
>>221816766Hes a communist who hates America he doesn't deserve to be here
Momberg just told me she wish she died in 9/11 so she didn't have to raise me.
>>221816760original trilogy, zoomer.
>>221816764I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning
>>221816785sucks to be you
>>221816785That's terrible, im sorry she said such a horrid thing
>>221816785LOL your mom sounds like a hoot
>>221816786Why did you feel the need to insult me like that
>>221816785Jeez, Livia Soprano much?
I was just rubbing my sweaty butthole then I smelled my finger and it wasn't even that bad
Leia was hot as fuck
>>221816818No she wasn't
>>221816816I like sniffing my fingers after fiddling my foreskin so I getchu
>>221816824She was and you're gay for disagreeing with me.
>>221816628blonde girls like dark haired men
I’m not a real man because I’m broke
Got two fans blowing me rn
>>221816854you are a man youre just not a suitable beta provider
>>221816829I'm basically this character. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. Also I'm from Ryukyu.
>>221816841coal burning trash like dark haired men
What the fuck is going on in California
>>221816858Your mom is blowing me right now
I am angry. Angry about canadians.
life is bad
>>221816859ts tuff
>>22181685812 degrees here
dancing my retarded nigger chungus life away to this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEi9WB18vwE
>>22181688616
i hope i die in my sleep
it's only 15 degrees, wish I had fans loyal enough to blow me 2 at a time tho
Hanging out in the park until Momberg comes home.
I’m an odd bird
>>221816933it's almost 10pm what the fuck nigga
my butthole hurts
im cooked
Browsing 4chan
>>221816975Favorite Brazilian Food?
Ryan Gosling
cooked buttholes and late costco moms, typical weeknight on /cum/ it seems.
Donated my entire paycheck to camwhores . Im ending myself
>>221816937
>>221816995My mum gets off work at 10 she's not at Costco unfortunately. Hopefully she will bring me home a Coke from McDicks however.
>>221817007Scary
>>221817005Don't do it bro they need your next paycheck too
One in a Brazilian Steakhouse
>>221817025so churrasco is south brazilian
I was just in the /tv/ archives to find discussions on a movie I watched and who do I find but fucking zoom zoom. I can't escape this faggot
>>221817005do people really do this?
I prefer twitch whores instead
this new keyboard has a bunch of random fucking keys and it has a restart and shutdown button and i already miss clicked them and shut down the pc, gonna need to disable them
>>221817038that retard must be on Adderall or something. he might be why I subconsciously started avoiding /tv/
>>221817038https://youtu.be/daaMQChkc4E?t=20When I see the Bulgarian guy posting his Kevin gif on other boards
creampies
gay sex
Mommy let me suck booby! Make milk make booby!
women owe me sex but i have no way of collecting the debt
Poop
I have big boobs but no milk unfortunately
alright thread is officially a write off for the night. time to blow this popstand.
niggers
>>221817118are you an obese male
Nigger poop
>>221817118Deliver them unto me
Haha poo poo pee pee funny
>>221817137lol
i like gockberg
I wonder what my gyno would look like if I wasn't obese
>>221817129>>221817136Suck on these man boobs
https://youtu.be/zHa41gNIOic
>>221817146i want to suck on your pp
May I have this dance
>>221817156Be gone homosexual
Tibetan buddhism has some cool art
i love
>>221817166nooooo i need your semen
>>221817161yes my princessi call my bro princess
I’m lonely
Wish i was born an American so i could eat pizzas and burgers and fries all day
>>221817195Hi lonely, I'm dan
>>221817195why?
>>221817195Hi lonely I'm Dad
>>221817190You dance divinely
Hi daddy
>>221817217hey
>>221817177Hello based department?
>>221817195The loneliest I've ever felt was buying stuff in a walmart and seeing all the families and couples.
I move to kick Mexico out of the general and invite Brazil insteadAll in favor: *loud applause*All oppose?: *crickets*
>>221817228*rapes you hard*
Do any of you grown ass man call your dad daddy
>>221817236What's the difference
>>221817252i call him papa bear
>>221817242*flips you over**rapes you harder*
If I ever end up in a police body cam video please support me
>>221817234do you in any way resemble the person depicted in the attached image? if so, please come to my house post-haste, as i would like to have sex with you.
>>221817236The Brazilian sucks
>>221817262Gross pedo
if a bitch calls me daddy im knocking her the fuck out
>>221817252I call him daddy-o
>>221817261I'll be in the comments saying you're a good boy and the police should have de-escalated
>>221817259*squirts diarrhea in your eyes*
RECYCLE>>221814254
Toyota Supra
Trannitor didn't like the thread
I got something you can recycle pal
Which one of you fucks reported me lolDiss post was not even political
I think Michigan sucks
NEW>>221817387>>221817387>>221817387
>>221817378I thnik the Indian janny might be getting mad at me, he got rid of my Floyd thread
>>221816006corr would shag her face off
