ranked edition5th >>221790102
>>221816611me in 4th place
Incel morning /med/.
for the last week or so i've been going to bed at 7pm at waking up at 4amit won't even last until june but it's honestly the comfiest schedule i've ever had, would recommend>>221817610morning
>>221816611in my experience 3rd and 4th are usually relatively okay with losing, it's the 2nd place finisher that seethes the most
wife noted that every time an anon talks to her or me for a while they end up finding a gfi think that's interesting, maybe talking to us helps anons ease up socially>>221817749i wish i could be fully nocturnal to be honest but sadly i can't
Fakecel morning /med/.I'm glad my man gets an edish. I should learn to emote and bob my head like that.
Good morning, sisters.>>221817610Was absolutely sent flying when the legend of al-andalus did not give me a (you) on the gymcel post 2 or 3 days ago fr ong.
>>221817939I'm sorry to disappoint (You).(You) didn't (You) me when I posted that I was going to watch Akiba Maid War.Watched the first 3 episodes already.
>>221817863my sleep schedule turns nocturnal pretty regularly and honestly it's overrated, you don't notice how much sunlight affects your mood until you go back to normalwaking up at 4am is peak because it's just before sunset and everything is still calm and fresh
Bonġu.
>>221817976i actually get tired and dizzy seeing sunlight i hate iti was meant to live like a bat
>>221818051have you ever tried it for an extended period of time?
What can I do with this?
>>221818045Hello Maltabro, love this pic. Some nigga on /hr/ posts some cool ass historical pics sometimes
>>221818079Spam /med/ it seems.
>>221818077yeah a long time ago i had way more energy but my schedules never aligned and i had to stopwas a fun 6 months though
>>221818079Serve it with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper
Bizarre edish fr.
>>221817948>(You) didn't (You) me when I posted that I was going to watch Akiba Maid War.My bad chef I missed that post. Have a (you) here and now.>Watched the first 3 episodes already.ZAMNThoughts on it? Story is fine ig. Definitely not something worth rewatching, but the concept itself is kino. Sex with Ranko.
>>221817933i'm not your man
>>221818184I like autism editions.>>221818206Not you, the retard in the webm.
>>221818251apologies i'm autistic
>>221818251>>221798927
>>221818283No worries buddy
>>221818306Damn I had forgotten that one. I suppose the lyrics are the trvke? I'll listen when I get to the cage
>>221818079Eat it.>>221818083Hiw could've I forgotten about /hr/? Thanks for reminding me. I'm also moving a copy of my paintings folder only my phone, perhaps it won't affect it much after all.
>>221818349YeahThought she was probably getting railed during the writing of the song, my culture isn't her costume
Excuse my incessant typos. It is my phone's fault.
Good day med, Momster from the cagie, office cutie is wearing a summer dress revealing her legs VGH.
>>221818367No problem, I should check it out too>>221818368Women could never write about something else than getting railed
>>221818112you're really built different, vitamin d was never an option
>>221818422Oh God, it sure has changed since I've last checked it out.
>>221818427i take vitamin D supplements because i rarely get enough sun where i live lol
>>221818405Nice, I got those too. We suffer Momolino>>221818444Kek a lot of actress worship yeah
>>221818446maybe that's the difference, i only take one D supplement a month
>>221818485i take 20k a week and despite that my vitamin d is only at normal levels
>>221818497oh damn, i knew it was bad in like norway but even in germany?we're doomed as a species
>>221818459Need... Legs...
Last night, there was an interview with the Opposition leader on independent media (it was planned to be a debate between him and the PM, but the latter chickened out) and the topic of overpopulation was of course discussed and the current 6 towns in which the Maltese are a minority were mentioned. If I understood right, in one of them, the Maltese population is as low as around 33%. For years now, there has been a "phenomenon" where Maltese people from these towns and just the region in general have been "fleeing" southward to escape the hectic reality of said region. This is interesting because this influx is considerable enough that it changes the way some southern districts vote.>>221818459And, spicier stuff.
>>221818809>spicesWhat are the towns? I'm expecting Hamrun but idk
>>221818521yeah i only get good nice sunlight for like half a week in the spring then after that it becomes dante's inferno in the summer then comfy in the fall then back to the winter humiliation ritual
Iced coffee acquiredStrawberry cake acquiredNow I can wage
>>221818841>picKek. My chili plants are covered in buds.>What are the towns? If I recall correctly: Tas-Sliema, L-Imsida, San Pawl il-Baħar, Il-Gżira, San Ġiljan, and either Ta' Xbiex or Tal-Pietà.What's interesting is that at least some of these are traditionally PN, and my town, for example, which is experiencing this influx, is traditionally very PL.
>>221818962can't imagine the nightmare that are those townsSan Pawl sucked but I didn't see much people there
Magyacel sent flying reveal>>221818992
Good morning>>221818521This picture with the legs like and the hips that is extremely erotic, I like it.>>221818948Livin’ the life!How are you gman?
>>221819034Kek>>221819075I'm good fren, had a real nice weekend! The office AC broke down so we're sweatin' ova here but otherwise fine. How about you?
Goddamn fed up of studying, thankfully my exam is tomorrow and after that I'll just wage
>>221819308Zased, you'll finally be free buddy. Can't wait for you to join us cagers in our suffering and high roller lifestyle.
Been growing my hair lately for some months. Desu on one hand I should keep it growing so I can dab on Veneto-san when I pull up to shitaly, but on the other hand my head feels fucking hot from my excessive hair that sends even foids flying based on the sheer amount of hair yours truly has so I should cut it off maybe. Don't want my brain to overheat o algo. Will send the barber flying when he'll have to clean all that up from the floor fr ong.>>221819034My dad would never talk to me again if he knew. Noone apart from me knows irl.
>>221817948Nah fuck that actually have another (you), sweetie. Such a special baddie like you deserves it.Added another 2,5 kgs and on top of that added a rep to neutral grip chest press. Added 2,5 kgs to unilateral tricep extension after at least I think 4 months (man that took a long ass time), and added a rep or two idk to db front raises. Being horny 24/7 really does carry my hormone system.
>>221819250Counting the days and closing all the open points so I can go to my vacations without a care in the world.
>>221819409Thanks Gironde>>221819502Why do you need to dab on me though? People dab on me enough already
>>221819584>Why do you need to dab on me though?Just wanted to make it personal so you give me a (you).Originally was going to write something like>so I can dab on norwoodsissies with my chadpilled hairmaxxingBut that wouldn't have net me a (you) from my shitalian sweetheart.
>>221819694What happened now in the new episode of the Trump debacle?
Dumbbells sesh done>>221819694Not much, some bombings
>>221820206
>Magyar when forbidden from posting "sent flying" in every post>>221819550Based, based. Where will you go?
>>221820185that nigga dumb
>>221820257Kek thought the same, bit overdone in that previous posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fMewClwE-Y(can't find a much better scene to illustrate the post)
new chippy opened 'ads
>>221820328YOU FORGOT MOI SAUCE PACKET
Doing fine, heh.>>221818998>can't imagine the nightmare that are those townsYeah, they're very hectic, and my fear is that my town is slowly becoming like them.>San Pawl sucked but I didn't see much people thereHow?
>>221820257I’m a basic bitch, so Mallorca (I wanted Sardinia so I could visit the Nurages and autismmaxx leaping as a Sherden, but the prices for plane tickets were out of this world and I have a house to build).I will stay far away from the usual tourist slop though.I’m going hiking, visiting caves, far away beaches, enjoy the food, swim, maybe rent a small boat and have fun at sea.Pic related, me failing to visit Sardinia two years in a row.
>>221820328>nu-TWCA a shit, Sega a shit.
>>221820397oh shut up kwabian i've been playing since rome 1 came out and warhammer is completely finewasn't even a warhammer fan and didn't even know fantasy existed had quit when i played rome 2 on release and only warhammer convinced me to play again
>>221820356>San Pawl il-Baħar>Painting of his shipwreckI swear I didn't do it on purpose and I am just realising now.
>>221820445>kwabianOh my sweet summer child.My opinion is that the overpowered “heroes” completely fuck the balance of the game, and they implemented that bullshit even in the historic games like Pharaoh.
>>221820377>he won't ziggurat-max>>221820356well, i think i walked a bit to go to some restaurant or some sight i think? but mostly was a stop on the way to Gozo
>>221820490Poor Kwabian took a bullet for nothing
>>221820490i didn't play pharoah and honestly heroes only fit warhammer in my opinion and it makes sense that they'd be overpowered given the universevery stupid to put them in pharoah lol
>>221820328>W*rhammer
Kwabian testing the waters for his Goontrip to Africa.>>221819936
zamn i checked and i pretty much have no pics of san pawl, mostly pics i already showed of the ugly skyline
>>221818197>Thoughts on it?I'm going to be honest.I'm not a fan of the concept, they don't establish a reason why the maids would become criminals, if you want criminals you'd generally get men who are more willing to commit crimes like murder on average and are physically stronger, it would make sense if they were kind of like spies that tried to use their charm in crime but they don't do that either and they openly commit crimes and use recognizable maid uniforms.The plots as of now are also easy to predict, the plots go where you'd expect and then Ranko solves everything with violence, I do like that for once there's a series where a character that is able to inflict violence is aware of it and uses it when needed instead of the typical thing of not using violence until the last resort when the characters have been shown to be able to inflict violence time and time again.>>221819545It's nice to hear you are progressing.As for me, now my OHP is higher than my bench since I've been able to OHP 60 kg again but haven't tried 60 kg on the bench since 50 kg is already a bit uncomfortable.
>>221820377Man Mallorca really wtf man you could go to other cheaper places in Spain that are basically the same from your POV.
>>221820377>I’m going hiking, visiting caves, far away beaches, enjoy the food, swim, maybe rent a small boat and have fun at sea. Sounds like a lotta fun, it's far from basic bitch behavior if you avoid the tourist spots!
>>221820768>hiking5 minutes to the Instagram spot>visiting cavesDid you know I have a wife?>far away beaches5 floors from their roomPortuchad? More like Portuslag. Hope the gnome will be actual do manly things like pushing big weights.
>>221818405>revealing her legsAre they hairy?
>>221820866No, not a single hair but they're quite pale because she has gingerish-brown hair
Went to get some upmarket ham. Finna have a delish dinnerino tonight. Saw a really qt lightskin. Her hair and skin both were really pretty. Nice face too.>>221820257I only used that expression once today thoughbeit.>>221820745>if you want criminals you'd generally get men who are more willing to commit crimes like murder on average and are physically strongeBruh. Autistic ass nigga.>bench>50 kg is already a bit uncomfortableMagyarmaxxing I see.
>>221820377basic bitch choice, but a good one nonetheless.>>221820761mallorca does have some cool ass beaches and hiking spots, thoughbeit. i was a mallorca hater until i visited my friend a couple years ago and i found its unbounded natural beauty and peaceful atmosphere. if you avoid the places infested by g*rms, as he intends to do, the island is cool as fuck. places like sa calobra or the towns along the mountains are still pretty nice because they are somewhat hard to access, which filters a lot of low level germoid tourists.
>>221820891>gingerTotal Momo Weakness
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/s/1779207237283032.jpg
>>221821004>>221820555
>>221820955Indeed
the other day i met up with my trainee fren and i am kinda confused, detecting "them" is harder than it seems. like (s)he* shows many very clear trainee signs, but at the same time looks a lot like a cissoid w*man. also, some of the stuff (s)he* says muddies the water even more. i won't give any examples in case (s)he* reads this, though. even though i want to ask, if (s)he* is a born foid, she will get quite angry and i want to avoid that, plus i will look like a retard regardless for not realising xer/xis true nature. quite the peculiar situation i am in.
Ain't reading that crap
>>221821014Based vid. Saved it before you posted it in case janny would seethe at that thread and nuke it.
>>221821172>TattoosYikes!
>>221821247What's the point for black people to have tattoos ?
>>221821268I don't know, pretty women in general seem to be very susceptible to the idea of marking their perfectly fine skin.
>>221820828Caves are notoriously anti-femoid THOUGH.>>221820953I won’t even go near M*galuff or those shithole places, and Palma will be a quick visit to go to the cathedral and maybe a good dinner.
>>221820917I count 3 times just today, see the attached posts>>221817939>>221819502
>>221821543Based for calling him out, was too lazy on that one.
when the solution to dying from heat is so cheap and so simple as a portable split AC like the one i got for like 800 euros why the fuck do tens of thousands of europeans die each year?
>>221821627AC doesn't change a thing if you don't drink or your heart is stoppingIt's just a certified boomer moment
Grandma died, I'm out of grandparents now
>>221821870Damn, that was quick.Sorry fren.Does that mean you did not see her?
>>221821543>sentMy bad chef, used "sent" as a keyword when using ctrl+f so it only gave me one result.I have been obliterated.
>>221821899YeahSuch is life
>>221821870RIP
>>221821870The surgery?
>>221821870ripsorry to hear, i hope that she wasn't in pain during her last moments. also, please don't be too hard on yourself for not spending more time with her these last few months.
>>221821870sorry for your loss
good morning everyone>>221818079implement TSD
>>221821870shit, my condolences man, stay strong
Month worth of pamphlets in the letter box.>>221820518It is our most populous town, and has been so for a while.>>221821870My condolences.
Had a dream that I was selling a gold bracelet to a pawn shop and the two Indian owners were ripping me off. They kept talking to each other in Gujarati and then offering me really low amounts for it.Also new May temperature record broken yesterday in bongland (34.8C in London)>>221818367Looks like my Astropathic Choir from Rogue Trader.
>>221823501I checked and definitely saw the Wignacourt tower, went a bit further from meliehlla but not much I thinkAlso total bird victory on the pamphlets >>221823517Bloody benchood
>>221821870RIP.I'm also a grandparent orphan, although it was my paternal grandfather who was the last to die.
ello ladsgotta say /tg/ has gone to shit, almost all non general threads are so bad I won't be surprised if an AI wrote them. it's not like I was there in the heyday but even in 2019 it had a lot more activity and soul in it compered to now.very sad.
>>221823517At this rate I will probably die by 2030We need more data centres so that the Portuguese can create more AI slop memes though
>>221818809I didn't know you had so many townsalso who are they getting replaced by? I imagine not fellow euros.>>221823517>34.8C in Londonscary stuff, do people still appose ACs?
>>221823708By 2030, you will need to wear an EPA suit just to walk on the surface of the Earth in July.I started typing that sentence thinking that 2030 was like 12 years away before my brain caught up and realised it's actually 3.5 years away.What the normies call "nice summer weather" is actually death's soft first touches.>>221823757>scary stuff, do people still appose ACs?Most people want them these days, but it'll be a cool again in a few days and after that they'll say "meh, maybe next year", and thus the cycle repeats. At least most shops have AC these days though.Do you have them in Israel, or do you suffer?
>>221823903We as humans are born to suffer, but what is going to happen to the temperate European environment when confronted with subtropical temperatures?How will our crops and our cattle manage, what about the fish, or who knows what sort of illnesses and insects will spread like wildfire? I've always been pessimistic but the future of our world seems completely forlorn
>>221823903yeah most homes have more than one, all shops have them also.in the army every sleeping room and office have them too (at least where I was)>>221823981if shit goes as bad as they say it would than weather in europe will be a competitively small issue.I think that if the space industry keeps going well we might get some big project to fix it later this century, maybe big mirrors of light filters in orbit.
>>221821870May she rest in peace.
>>221823981Cattle will manage somehowBut we won't manage trillions of neo-europeans
wife went outside shopping and came back looking like a red melting icecream"i wore sunscreen a hat and sunglasses what more was i supposed to do"meanwhile the house is a nice 20c fucking boomers making life annoying using gas powered lawn mowers on this 32c day fuck offoh im not portu anon btw im the other sexhaver
>>221821870Sorry to hear fren...>>221823517Are you surviving this heat? Me, no.Also, how are you cleaning your base in Votv?
lunch also
Gotta survive till saturday
>>221824389At least there is no humidity.
>>221824080In the grim dark future there is only browns.
>>221824413Yeah thankfully but it is the exception to the rule. Our city is on marshland so it's usually damp heat.
>>221821870Sorry to hear. May she rest in peace
>>221824584
>>221824690We are BLACK here, we dun want no Brazilian browns an crackas.
>>221823981We're probably due for a mass starvation event at some point, but even if billions must die (literally), I don't think there'll ever be some irreversible ecological collapse. It'll just get really bad, and then futurefags will have to deal with the opposite problem (extreme cold due to gulf stream collapse).>>221824032>yeah most homes have more than one, all shops have them also.You can't suffer in Israel.At least now there's a huge push to put them in schools and retirement homes though, due to the amount of children/elderly getting heatstroke. Probably within 10-15 years, every school will have AC, although it remains to be seen whether the wider British population will accept the global warming machines into their homes.>>221824326>Are you surviving this heat? Me, no.No, I'm just downing cold water by the bucket and dry humping my desk fan while screaming racial slurs at God.>Also, how are you cleaning your base in Votv?Chucked all the big piles of trash into garbage bags and then sold them back to the base for +1 profit per bag.Sneeded all the smaller items and threw them into the big bin out front (the one that has a capacity of 10,000 for some reason).Converted a load of junk into scrap to save space.Used buckets, soaps and sponges to clean all the dirt.Haven't figured how to/if you can fix the cracks in the walls yet, but at least the base doesn't look like an /r9k/ NEETcave anymore.
>>221824690'zilian 'm
>Browser/4chanx/dunno forgot me and unmarked my posts again award>>221823757We got a couple, yeah.Our replacements are primarily TCNs.
>>221824773>crackas
>>221824785it's funny, In my room the AC is above a map of the UK, so in a way, my AC is cooling you too.>>221824861TCN?
>>221824861Are you using 4chanx? I had to uninstall it a couple of months ago because it just wasn't letting me post for some reason. I thought it was borked.
>>221824897Das rite.>>221824939I moved on to 4chanXT because it has some improvements regarding the captchas.
>>221824939Learnt recently that DOS2 honour is absolutely insane and makes BG3 honour look like a bad joke fr fr. Apparently one perception check failure and stepping into hidden traps is enough to end your run. I'll probably cop that game some time.
>>221825308DOS2 is a much harder game in general than BG3. The combat is so much better than 5e, can't wait for them to release the next one
>>221825494>The combat is so much better than 5eDo you play DnD tabletop games irl?Also aren't we technically at 5.5e as of now? I don't know much about this just read that somewhere and decided to accept it as a truth fr fr. If I'm not mistaken ranged attacks on prone enemies receive a disadvantage with the current rulesets. That's about all I know fr fr.
>>221824934Third Country Nationals.>>221824939I am, yes. It never happened to me on PC, but on phone it tends to happen if I refresh before the page loads (I think) or go out of wifi range without turning my wifi on the phone off first.
>>221825866the BG3 combat is 5e with some changes.but I've also been playing ttrpg for probably 13 years now, only the first few of them were 5e. these days I play savage worlds.anyway I dislike 5e as a table top system but in video games it's even worse because it doesn't take advantage of being played on a computer that can do fancy math.>5.5eI think it flopped but I honestly don't care much >>221825892great image
>>221824988>>221825892Interesting, I'll have try out 4chanXT later today. I miss refreshing my thread watcher and see 6 lines of text go red. It's the little things in life.>>221825308Makes sense. I've never done an honour mode run in BG3, but I think it'd be harder to do in DOS2. BG3 in general is an easy game.Sex with the following characters:>Malady>Sebille>Lohse>that one NPC in Fort Joy played by Jennifer English (it's the same Shadowheart voice)
>>221826009True.>>221826079I might do the same.
>>221826098
>>221826009>I've also been playing ttrpg for probably 13 years now,Well then you sure do know which rpg system mogs which fr fr.>>221826079>BG3 in general is an easy game.>I've never done an honour mode run in BG3So... when are you doing the honour run?
>>221826245>So... when are you doing the honour run?I uh...have more important things to do right now.
>>221826245do you play any?also are you playing divinity now?>>221826268is that polish?
>>221826290>is that polish?Probably some random gibberish the dev came up with. It means "Ha ha ha such an idiot". Looked it up cuz the symbol at the end of the text I thought was a thorn which is only present in written form in Icelandic and IPA and there was no way that was icelandic. Turns out it's actually an omega from the greek alphabet fr fr.>do you play any?Nope.>are you playing divinity now?No, but I will probably play it this year. Unsure if I should only play 2 or if I should also play 1.>>221826268>I uh...have more important things to do right now.You could speedrun it with some multiclass in 2 days tops ig. Is one of those more important things feeding shrimps to the stray cats of Bongistan?
>>221821870sorry for your loss friend>>221820445>>221820490>>221820520got myself bodied without even doing anything..
>>221826290>is that polish?It's alienese.Similar to Polish, but easier to pronounce.
>>221826747I wonder Catnigga, does the film Aliens elicit in you more your giantess fetish (Ripley) or your brown tomboy fetish (the girl with the LMG whose name I forgot)?
>>221826855It's been a long time since I've seen Alien or Aliens, but I can't recall a giantess scene in that movie.Sex with tomboy Latinas, of course, but I always found Vasquez to be a bit too manly. Also, the actress isn't even a spicy Latina, she's a larping Jew.
>>221826980Yeah you're right, I was mostly referring to her height >Also, the actress isn't even a spicy Latina, she's a larping Jew.What the fuck? Damn Jewish machinations
>>221826980>literally Goldsteinkek
>>221826980ROCKED that she's also the irish woman in titanic and the terminator kid adoptive mom
>>221827082What the hell, how did she completely change her looks?
>>221821936>>221821961hmm
>>221827110Lizardpeople can shapeshift.
>>221827233i want to eat that
>Labour (allegedly) got caught lying bigly during the electoral campaign.kek.
>>221827504woah a politician lyingthats like a unicorn
>35C right now>>221827031>Yeah you're right, I was mostly referring to her heightShe's only 5'11" thoughbeëver. Natural laws prevent my fantasies from existing as far as women are concerned.>>221827082>What the fuck? Damn Jewish machinationsYeah, I thought those were three separate people too, not gonna ngl. That woman is a shapechanger.
>>221827529Yeah, I know, but it is funny when they get caught out of the blue.
on my bicycle tour yesterday I got stung/bitten by some insect on my forehead, it stung shortly but barely hurtthere was little swelling yesterday, but today it swelled much more during the day and now I have a big ass swelling that includes my eye tooit doesn't hurt but it's annoyingthinking of calling in sick tomorrow, it's not really bad but I also don't have stuff to do tomorrow plus it is annoying and a bit awkward to run around with thatwould it be retarded to call in sick?looks basically like pic related right now
>>221827674it's always good to check up, at least at a pharmacist o algo
>>221827728I think I will see, if it's better tomorrow I'll go to the office, if it's the same or worse I'll call in sick and go to a pharmacy and ask if they have somethingI think it will go away on its own but maybe faster with some anti histamine ou quelque chose
>>221827835probably over by tomorrow indeedor just go to work and say you foguht with fickifickers o algo
>>221827945kekno I already told them what happenedit's just interesting the main swelling happened 24+h after the insect had hit me
>>221827674sounds like what sick calls are for
The Indians at my job don't seem to stop to think for a second about what they are trying to do.So to define a SAP application that you open in the web you need two parts, one is called semantic object and another one is called action.Now, some apps get deprecated and we need to add new apps.My genius Indian coworker asked me to add the new apps based on the configuration of the old app, keeping the same semantic object and action too for some reason.If he just thought for a second he'd notice that would cause problems but I guess he didn't stop to think for a second.
Installed 4chan XT, maybe it solves that problem of mine.
Is this a common occurence iyc, /med/?https://i.4cdn.org/v/1779778060267221.jpg
>>221828125that's the part where I say "told ya"waiting for portuchad to do the same shortly
>>221828125Ok but since when do you work in childcare?
>>221828265I was aware that Indians did lower quality work, although of course seeing it first hand is a whole new experience.>>221828287Since mid may.Supposedly it was going to be short but maybe the client decides to keep us for longer or maybe even boot the Indian team and hire Spanish developers.
Am back from the cagie, it's very hot outside.Office cutie wants to go rooning in a forest I've never been to next thursday.Also a guy I helped with his dossier said I was very competent and he wants to bring me chocolates.Life is good in Momolands right now.
>>221828383>don't run with the cutie>she stills wants bmcFAKECELAKECEL
>>221828383nice. you think you can get closer to the office qt romantically?must feel good to feel competent at work, I can't relate.
>>221828461There's no way because it's for the race and she's already taken, we're colleague frens at most desu.Yes it happens so rarely that it feels good when someone says you do a good job.I can either bring the choccies to other coworkers during a break (but bossman would say I shouldn't have accepted) or take them to myself and they'll never know, what do I do ?
>>221828527if you bring them for the others to share it will be nicebossmann should pull the stick out of his ass, it's not like it's a bribe or something
>>221828625Yeah but bossman is very stupid.Also we can't wear shorts at work when it's hot but women can wear dresses
>>221828668You can fr frI once a bermuda at the bank i worked for, wagies were SHOCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U8wyduluyoSexo with Rogue and Morrigan>>221828748Not at my cagie though
>>221824785>dry humping my desk fan while screaming racial slurs at God. A sane behavior all things considered. This heat brought great men very low>cleaningThanks for the tips, that's what I gathered from the internet in parts. I just can't get to work with all the mess. I gotta cleanmaxx>Haven't figured how to/if you can fix the cracks in the walls yetDunno if you accept spoilers but you can withSpoilersCement and a trowel
>>221829147Why not? I kinda work in the public sector too and no one gives us shit. Just do it and let them deal with it.Also glad to know things are alright.
>>221829283zased
>>221829283Things are not alright because there's still that blunder on hiatus that will hit hard soon enough.
>>221828134Hoping it does.>>221828125>>221828265Saaaaaars old thing many good I test it new thing bad. You messed with new thing? I’m telling middle management you’re not cut out for the job but I’m good because old thing (do not redeem the fact old thing was not made by me saaaar)!
>>221829351Don't see how that's relevent. If it's too hot > I put shorts. No bossjannie is getting between me and my comfort/security and yours shouldn't either>>221829325Right back at ya! Btw Brunester, check your 'cord when you can, I got a lil question
>>221829482>Saaaaaars old thing many good I test it new thing bad. You messed with new thing? I’m telling middle management you’re not cut out for the job but I’m good because old thing (do not redeem the fact old thing was not made by me saaaar)!Extremely racist post, I'll tell Merz.
>>221828383> Office cutie wants to go gooning in a forest I've never been to next thursday.H-hot.
>>221829587Saaaaar very bad behaviour I tell HR they fire you and promote me, +300 izzat!
>>221829618Lmao>>221829587Merz is a big ass racist too
drone operator mistook a stork for a drone, wanted to intercept it, but the stork made a sick ass dive roll and got awaybased bird imo
>>221826747I would love to have sex with a xenomorph. They're so shiny>>221827504I love it when politicians get caught lying :D>>221828180Never happened in Rzeczpospolita>>221829147>Sexo with Rogue and MorriganTrue
>>221829720Based stork indeed
>>221829585>check your 'cord when you can, I got a lil questionwill do tomorrow
>>221829749Got to set the limits for a fetish at “high probability of death”, polebro.
>>221829720Kino
>>221829802The closest thing to this I would accept is erotic asphyxiation with a virgin dressed in a tight latex suit :D>>221829834Beautiful
>>221829781Well sneeded, thanks chief>>221829802Yeah, xenomorph gf is too lethal for me. I'd prefer a ringu ghost gf personally
>>221829909Why a virgin specifically?>t. never did the needful with a virgin
>>221828339>seeing it first hand is a whole new experiencethat's the point
>>>/tv/220763590
>>221829909>>221829834https://youtu.be/ECgPnpGo_Lo
I am NOT Gozitan.
>>221830036To be more specific: a virgin or lesbian; simply a woman who has never had sexual intercourse with another man. I have to be the first, otherwise the pleasure will not be as great as it could be :D>>221830150May the fallen rest in peace, but the almost total and tragic chaos on a local scale had a certain beauty to it
>>221830327I thought you said you might have been
I'm following Andalusama's "Jeetkiller" story arc with particular interest.
>>221830494It was not a sure deal.
>>221830342I do not understand, but I wholeheartedly respect your wishes. May she tightened you good.>>221830532In six months of interaction with them he’ll start doing Roman salutes and spewing “der juden” out of his mouth. Mark my words.
>>221830610Kek, that would be the biggest twist of the current /med/ season so far, before good things finally happening to Galicianon
>>221826653deserved for this heat wave (it's germany's fault for some reason i dunno i need someone to blame)
>>221830800Good things HAVE started happening to galicianon, in case you haven’t noticed.
>>221830327spiċċa...>>221830532It's a gem.
>>221830800Moselle actually interacting with his coworkers is also rather astounding
Back from the gym, a guy I talked with a few times was wearing a USSR football shirt.>>221830532I'm not in a "jeetkiller" arc.>>221830610How is interacting with Indians supposed to make me hate Jews?
>>221831810Cool jersey
>>221831810>USSRCommie scum :D
Also, forgot to say, did some stationary bike after lifting, just 10 minutes, I prefer running.
>>221831568Also means that one of those suspicious surnames is now null.
>>221831810>USSR football shirtsounds cool if it was a legit historical shirt>>221831162I still think the weather is awesome.
I didn't know Portuguese women looked like this
changed the cats poopstations>>221831733Had to happen.Moselle gf 2027>>221831860how's the shoulder? when are you lifting like before>>221832075Blackest portuguese>>221831810nazis denied it all in public until quite late
>>221832269A long time, it's not recovering fast.
>>221831810>I'm not in a "jeetkiller" arc.yet
>>221832075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4pYyFBqA-gshe's on the darker side
What will Momster do if the office cutie invites him to a STR and chill?
>"New MRI machines generally cost between $1 million and over $3 million, while refurbished (used) units typically range from $100,000 to $1 million, depending on field strength (1.5T or 3T), software, and features. High-end 3T machines usually start around $1.5 million–$2 million, whereas older or lower-field scanners are more affordable."Holy fuck...
>>221832075Blackest moortuguese (untanned).
>>221832753Most of that money is simply all the safeties and guidelines the builder has to follow because it is a medical device.Making an MRI machine could cost as low as 300k. Still a lot, but much cheaper.>>221831810A man is not made of steel, something has to give in eventually, andaluz-sama.
So there was a decent looking black girl on tinder so I liked her because why not and we matchedShe answered my message with a weird kind of hello, ignoring my other message Don't feel like jestermaxxing for chocopussy fr fr
>>221832075isn't her Lando Norris' beard?
>>221833280Bingo. She’s also an absolute whore.
>>221833161if she seems nice, try to set up a date and see if you vibe in person anywaybut in my limited experience, if it doesn't feel right from the beginning, it's a waste of time
>>221833362When you have little experience it's valuable frI wish I took every insignificant experience before
>>221833304no shit
>>221833454>When you have little experience it's valuable frnot sure if you're serious
>>221816611Holy shit nigga. I am getting soy overdose from that webm.
>>221833783It's ironic and serious at the same timeas an incel chud all i wanted was a serious relationship with a virgin girl like me and live happily and shiti still would like that but it can't happen except with a miraclegirls like experienced dudes, the more experience, the better you getso yeah a short relation with a girl kind of sucks but it's still experiencejust don't do that with girls that repulse you fr fri didn't expect my relationship with the mena girl to last long, in fact i thought it wouldn't go anywhere, like being ghosted after a date o algoended up dating one monthi value this experience, wish it was longer though
Hello, is this fakecel central? I'd like to file a complaint
>>221833949Your nagging changed me, you have to live with it.
>>221833919I see
>>221833975I'm glad you changed, I hope you date more and moreNever mistake my nagging for anything serious, I hope all of you make it, for the sake of those who cannot
>>221834082
>>221829163I'm trying to avoid spoilers (bit hard when I'm googling so many things that I can't work out), but I think this is a reasonable exception. I even found two bags of cement that I took back to my base, but it didn't even occur to me to use those to patch the wall.> I just can't get to work with all the mess. I gotta cleanmaxxSame, one of the first things I was just start cleaning everything. Once I realised that you could buy empty garbage bags for 1 Good Boy Point and sell full ones for 2 GBP, I cleaned up the entire base over the course of a week.Also found out that if you leave packets of shrimp unguarded, they get stolen.
>>221833949I wish for you to become a filthy fakecel too.>>221834218>patching the walls with cementOh my imsim.
almost watched giro but needed a vpn fr frseems boring anyway this year
>>221834355In all seriousness, if that ever happens it must happen within a year, because once I get out of university I will probably remain an incel forever, due to having zero chances of meeting girls my age again
>>221834444Digits vult!
>>221834444That's my story desu.Also forgot to say but I keep doing dreams where I'm in school again (middle school or high school), too much cortisol in my brain fr fr
>>221834444The workplace is a good place to meet potential candidates too.
what causes someone to set up a bot just to do this?>>221833336
>>221835257seeing your crush getting bwc ig
The reason I don’t go to the doctor.
Btw, very intriguing post coom pee shape happened a few days ago.Never had a question mark type urine stream before
>>221833919true sexhaver wisdom. I went through the same realisation
>>221835663Usually my post cum pee tries to hit as much random things as possible, EXCEPT the fucking toilet.
>>221833919Another wisdom for the no nut freak.
kekd>>221833665
gn medmy eye is very swollen, I don't think I will go to work tomorrow in that stateI'll go to the pharmacy and ask for an antihistaminealso didn't go to the gym today for that reason because the increased bloodflow might not be good for the swelling o algoso I will only exercise on Thursday again probablynot too bad but also not nicea chill day tomorrow at least I guess
>>221836312
>>221834355>Oh my imsim.Turns out you have to fill a bucket with water, add the cement mix to make concrete, and then slather it onto the wall with a trowel in order to fix the cracks.This is a game about searching for space signals btw.
Pasta salad for dinner.77.7 kilos right now.Also when leaving the cagie there was a guy on the road super angry near the roundabout, he punched the sign desu
>>221836615I knew once the tutorial taught you how to precisely position books on a bookshelf that it would be imsim autismo.
>am Donnerstag, 28.05.2026 von 8.00 Uhr bis Freitag, 29.05.2026, 16.00 Uhr ist die Zufahrt zur Tiefgarage komplett gesperrt>Auch ein Ein- bzw. Ausfahren in den Abend- bzw. Morgenstunden ist nicht möglich.>Hintergrund sind die anstehenden Asphaltarbeiten. In der Folge sind die Arbeiten im Bereich der Tiefgarage abgeschlossen und es sollte zu keinen weiteren Beeinträchtigungen kommen
>>221836817Jarvis...
>>221836710Yeah, it's one of those games where you either drop it immediately or have 500+ hours played. I'm trending towards the latter.
>>221832412Based
>>221837762Any aliums yet?
>>221837796they've been acting too cocky for too long and someone needs to take them down a pegthere, I said it
>>221837828I like that Finnjak, I made one for Chile
>>221837869hehe good one
>>221837929Holy fuck this one is golden.
>>221837796I wish Finnoids and Swedoids got rangebanned, they're so damn annoying
>>221837999Saar
>>221837826>Any aliums yet?I haven't directly seen any yet, but I know they're there. They've been fucking with me a lot.>>221835663Little life hack: you can use the tiny boulder to block the pee from coming out.Not overly useful now, but something to remember for when you're 70.
>>221838028Momster siding with nordoids, interesting...
>>221835663Had a Momoment and refused to look at the pic but Catnigga made me nootice the rock...
>>221837960it's a very funny country shape
>>221837929kek
>>221838092Good to know, although with age, most of my body will similarly calcify and turn into a giant bone rock>>221838186just a lil easter egg heheh
>>221818045this make me wanna read some James Ellroy or other noire. Anybody god recs?
>o-of course aliens aren't real and haven't visited us>the sudden, unprecedented leaps in technology made since world war 2?>uhhhh...people just knew stuff that they didn't know before...>quick, behind you, an epstein file!Better get up early for those newspapers tomorrow before they all sell out, boys.
