What I imagine heaven is like
>>221816891All day dreaming about their future Indian tech husband
Imagine the smell
>>221816891
>>221816891Hell for me. I can't stand being somewhere like this. Imagine if you fart or need to get up to use the bathroom, everyone will look at you.Panic attack inducing. Lecture halls and British Parliament are made to torture me.
entering heaven
>>221816891BBC Stůðìes
>>221816891Being at a HR conference sounds like the furthest thing from Heaven imo.
Smells like Surstromming
>>221816941It gets easier when you realize nobody cares. The only reason people look is because there is something moving, which is standard behavior of just about any living thing.
>>221816891>>221816927Imagine all of them brapping at the same time
>>221816972Easily.
>>221816968People do care and judge each other tho anon.
>>221816980based
hell on earth
>>221816989For getting up to use the bathroom? Bro, nobody gives a shit. They'll forget within seconds of seeing you move.
at the pearly gates waiting to enter
>>221816891Black man’s heaven maybe
>>221816891no this is hell
>>221816891This may be heaven>>221816932but this is definitely hell
>>221816932Half of them are fake blondes, tragic
>>221817012No they will think I am rude for disrupting the session to poo because eww
>>221816891They all have Indian husbands by now...
>>221816891learning feminist theory and the power of killing their own child
>>221818899You kill your own children every time you masturbate o algo
Girls who take care of their appearance like that also take care of their pussy and butt hygiene. They basically live on the assumption that Chad could sniff their butthole at any moment and it has to smell good.
>>221816891This is only heaven if you're attractive. It's hell if you're ugly.Imagine being surrounded by women 24/7 but not being able to fuck them
>>221819084There's like two men and the women will compete for those.
>>221819142They won't, there are plenty of Chads on dating apps
>>221819142>>221819375Sub8s, non-chads, deathnic guys don't even exist in young womens brain in the first place. We're like some fishes that are living underneath the deep sea and they definitely don't want to see us even for a second.
>>221819375Incel fantasy. In real life the girls will still pair up with the boys in their close viscinity.
They want to stuff women in to the workplace as a form of daycare so that they won't have children while the men will be sitting at home, jerking off and living on NEETbuxx. Total and complete Jewish victory.
>>221816968they care, they remember. first your stomach grumbles, then they turn and look. they start to whisper. some giggle. your face turns red. the whispering and giggling gets louder. some are laughing at you, some look disgusted at you. the lecturer is looking at you too. the pressure is too much to bear, so you let out the fart you were holding in. everyone bursts out in laughter now. the lecturer tells you 'perhaps youd better go to the toilet anon'. you get up and walk briskly to the exit but trip over someones backpack. you spend all day and all night thinking about it and how it will affect you from now on and you read advice from people who say "no one cares" and "they were laughing with you not at you".but you go to a lecture the next morning and no ones laughing anymore. the girls are fighting each other so they dont have to sit next to you. "you sit there!" "no, you!" "no, hes gross!" "eww!" you are then forever known as the guy who farted in a lecture. it does not get easier. in fact it has the potential to ruin your life.
>>221819436
>>221816891>What I imagine heaven is like
>>221819499This was true in 2005 when Tinder and Instagram didn't exist, but now any woman's DMs are full of attractive guys trying to rizz her up.You're not just competing with your classmates, you're competing with the whole city.Social media basically killed dating for non-Chad men.
>>221819558Let's assume for a moment that you are right and that everyone will remember, so what? How is what other people think of you affecting your future life?
>>221819436>Sub8s, non-chads, deathnic guys don't even exist in young womens brain in the first placeExactly. Ugly guys don't even register as men in women's brain, they're more like NPCs.This is why women keep saying "men are assholes" "men keep cheating" etc. even though 80% of men are sex-starved incels.
>>221819580But that's not how it really works. I've seen women play tinder and throw "chads" to the left while they're clearly into me because I'm a real person next to them.
>>221819671You can't suffer in Finland
>>221819671>but it works on my machine
>>221819759I don't recognize that nerd reference which is probably why I have sex with women.
>>221819558But you can also judge them back
>>221819569We say this unironically thoughever
>>221819911Russians don't count as whites.
>>221819930What about Brits? They are our usual worst suspect
>>221820347I guess they count but Britain isn't sending their best.
>>221819581>meet a girl>she likes you>she finds out youre the fart guy>she ghosts you
>>221816972*Chet Hanks music starts playing*
>>221819799For lying on the internet I sentence you to 50 impalements by BBC.
