amelia edish
>Dozens of light drones crash into Sydney harbourthey can’t do ANYTHING right!
It's mad how much western Europe mogs the UK with motorways, they've got them all over the place, meanwhile we have two piddly shitty ones to cover the length of the country out of London. Absolute joke of a country
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MBFucjint hate this bullshit
What would you lot get at the chicken shop date? Cheesy chips for me with an insane amount of burger sauce so the whole thing is just a wet stodgy mess and then I'd eat it with my hands and get my face all covered in burger sauce and then I'd go in for the kiss. It's romantic.
love that clip of the Dad taking his very young son to see Alien (1979) and when asked by the news why said 'he needs to know stuff like this can happen in real life'
mental how the whole opt-out system for organ donation is a con and that your family can overrule your decision even if you specifically tell the NHS you do not want your organs donated
My Portillo Summer.
I just finished Attack on Titan
>>221825249our fantastic railways more than make up for it
women can fly to Saudi Arabia, spend a single day in a palace getting fucked by a German Shepherd with a 13 year old boy's poop smeared on her face and she's set for lifemeanwhile I have to get up at 8:30am to get ready for work tomorrow
Do you like the good type of drone or the bad type of drone?
>>221825266really want to finish it but everyone says the ending is bad so i just fail to see the point
>>221825258just give me your fucking liver rorke
>>221825266the titans are yanks
>>221825275This world is incomprehensibly evil to the male gender, we are mere slaves for their amusement while they get everything they could ever hope for and more
>>221825263the only portillo i know
>>221825285It's not that bad
>>221825249mental how if they started building a new motorway today it wouldn't be finished in your lifetime
shall be voting for the party that increases mass immigration
>>221825275This is just uncouth. Please think about what you’ve posted.
>>221825258tell your family not to then :/
>>221825299Sandwich too dry get Elton in here to sort it out stat
>>221825309...by the largest amount!
>>221825305> HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and may not open until 2039, transport secretary saysLMAO
pizza for lunch
>>221825249Quimper is a funny sounding place
>>221825299That's a good looking Portillo
>>221825309Spoiled for choice mate
>>221825299elton's getting workshy in this heat
>>221825299Do you dip the fries in your shake like you're supposed to?
mum's a massive rorketteonce talked about organ donation and said i wouldn't do it and she was baffled by thatthen as soon as i said migrants get priority on organ donation she automatically changed her mind
>>221825299looks like my cousins pussy
>>221825366bizarre post
you’d think everyone here was born yesterday with their ground breaking revelations that society is cruel and the world is full of unfairness
>>221825361your mum is an incel
Reckon our nations cuisine could be a good source for humour, surprised it's never been done before.
Heatwave Sex Arse: Limited Edition
>>221825361every fucked her up the arse
that's why I adopted a "fuck you, I got mine" attitude.because fuck you, I got mine, that's why.
The terrifying rise of schoolboys making AI girlfriends
>>221825380Teenagers realise this, but then mostly end up aging into various copes. Those who do not cope get to experience anew, every day, new evidence of the bleakness of life.
>>221825403her arse is migrant priority too
at work i complained that gfberg always brings her friends over and there's always like 6 women at my house talking loudly and being annoyingcolleague made a joke that i apparently needed a cock up myself to which everyone burst out laughbeen seething over that since, fucker i will get him
>>221825423sc
someone needs to tell sunberg to ease up on the shinetoil
>>221825423Good on her
>>221825361based
>>221825413let me guess it’s terrifying because of how it affects girls
Violence is a brown person iss-https://files.catbox.moe/bqh6dh.mp4
>>221825426Kek absolutely done. Considered reporting him to HR?
>>221825426it's not right when neurotypicals bully timid and meek soft lads like you and I x
https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/2053460262968033462hate that I love them(women)
>>221825458>Boys as young as 12 are now in romantic ‘relationships’ with chatbots, and it’s affecting how they treat girls in the real worldyh
has there ever been a single /brit/ thread without interracial sex even being implied
>>221825413funny how this is always whats pushed when in realty its probably 70% women doing this
>>221825484I worship womenMy life is devoted to them
>>221825415good post
>>221825490So, so grim. AI was such an awful mistake to be unleashed on humanity.
>>221825484silly bitch was shaking her likkle wasian chebs at yamal>>221825502DON'T LAD
mental how I have most of you screaming on here but if we locked eyes in the smoking area of a club you would heem me within an inch of my life
Genuinely mental how all young lads are basically all treated as potential future rapists by the education system and you don't even need to be a rorke to see that.We live in a deeply misandrist society.
I'm bringing sweaty back, yep
>black women's mouths>sliding up and down and slobbering all over white men's cocksmhmm....
>>221825481>like you and Iyou and me*
sucking an ice cold berocca
>>221825502bender
>>221825558urukhaideckedbyhobbit.webm
>>221825545Which skin diamond POV did you watch? Her scenes with Winston burbank are G_d tier
>>221825545fuck off heat-oh, sorry, force of habit
>>221825426Report him to HR for mysoginistic and homophobic speech pronto
>>221825601>fuck off heatktim
For me, it's drinking Coca-Cola on a hot summers day. Lush.
Is social media a cancer?
for me it's cherokee dass with james deen
>>221825426you've been done up properalso don't listen to the other lads saying you should grass that'll only raise your done levels
just nearly passed out there. vision went all blurry, heart rate went through the roof and i could barely move
>>221825633Why does that subreddit have the trans colours as its layout?
mental how he done you up like a kipper
>>221825461he got done by a guy with one arm lmaoooo
That Doom Bar was a drink too far lads
>>221825633yesculture is dead because people don't make anything anymore, and the ones who do typically build for their twitter followers approvalhence why everything fucking sucks
>>221825598>>>/gif/30701067i forgot the first one with skin, but i just coomed to this one. her saying she wants to worship his big white cock and calling him daddy gets me DIAMONDS. love it when black women know their place
>>221825645leftypol’s first sip
>>221825633yea it gave faggots and trannies an outlet
>>221825598mike adriano scenes were the best
>His cock looks incredible in this scenepornfags are actually so fucking gay
Doing amateur pornography for the art.
i love a woman who isn't my wife and for this i feel evil but i can't help it
Desperately need a black woman with me in my bed right now
>>221825236bet they were like "arrr narrrrr" when it happened
im literally gay, by the way
we need sex communism
The Pornographic Auteur, a Rorke story
>>221825745post pics
>>221825236AUR NAUR NOUT THE DREEUUNS
porn sites should have filters, so that you can't see nigs
>>221825633Not really sure spending all my time on this general is doing me favours either tbf
>>221825737brutally proneboned those useless bruces
How Interracial Porn Changed The West - By Dr Rorke
could count on two hands how many times i've spunked to a black woman
plaid cymru need to get to fucking work on banning these tourists or I will not vote for them again
I need a juicy, delicious cock in my mouth PRONTO!
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
>>221825635FFS don't tell him I was going to get him double done
loved spaffing to sophia lares back in the day
>>221825773only if you were holding a calculator, rorke
>>221825765>pronebonedA rare but kino position
>>221825685That bird is very fit but she's terrible at sucking cock, spends far too much time with it out of her mouth
>>221825802i have a whole playlist on xivdeos of my favourite prone bones90% of my wanks are prone bones
>>221825786>tfw you're at the kfc counter
you watch 12 angry men and realise just how long wokeness has been with us
123 posts already? Does anyone have a JOB in this country You are all jobless
really dont like how much /brit/ loves to suck up to aussies
>>221825820THAT'S the message you got from the movie???
>>221825816
>>221825831I'm creating content for the thread
>>221825773The hands
>>221825831Too hot to work idiot
plowcam is the shit
>>221825831It’s half term
>>221825851bet he's got a very happy wife
>>221825840they're singlehandedly making this thread bearable
Got job centre toil in twenty minutes Had a pint of doom bar and don't feel great I'll be honest lads
>>221825831Back to work wagie!
rorke being racist
no more porn talk. dangerous to wank in this heat
Can’t stand this fucking neek
>>221825841The movie is constructed so that fart sniffers can pat themselves on the back for having experienced a poignant tale thst upholds the principle of reasonable doubt, but the actual message is that it's racist to accuse ethnics of murder.
ULEZ camera map for Londonulez scene eastenders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX2QKWj5Z7s
>>221825545
>>221825910more cheese gromit
Just noticed I have the exact same e-scooter as Billy Moorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Zci8hNhC8
someone needs to do something about thisit not normal
thinking about how if my ex never dumped me then i'd probably be married with kids, living an even more dreadful life than i do now. worrying about if the kids will grow up healthy, worry that my kids will have to grow up around subhuman non-Europeans, worry if my wife is cheating on me, worry if i lose my job i'll lose the house. fuck me couldn't imagine the stress blokes go through daily as i violently masturbate and piss my money away on shit i enjoy but don't needthanks for listening to my ted talk
>>221825869Funny you know when it's half term you nonce
>>221825914>the actual message is that it's racist to accuse ethnics of murder.no it isn't rorke, sit down and be quiet
>>221825910>>221825925the woke have only gone and made my cheese out of soymilk gromit
>>221825919why would rorke make his gf pay rent, hes not that weird
>>221825929>23living the dream
>>221825929MATE
>>221825935I’m in sixth form mate
>>221825937guess you aren't media literate after all leftypoj
if I uber eats ice cream will it melt before it arrives
nothing more boring than weathermongs
>>221825929based fellow 23 degrees chad>>221825956>>221825959enjoying your biomass weather, englanders?
>>221825956>>221825959londoncord strikes again
>>221825976Like a tub? Or like magnum
>>221825975i'm more conservative than you just not retarded enough to allow politics to blind my opinionsnow go watch jordan peterson videos and get mad on xitter
16 year old girls legs
I'm too smart to be affected by the weather, I just turn the sun off you see
>>221826001in spats or leggings? very important question
>>221825910he gets cucked so hard by the russian guy lmao, he's an actual zero in "his" own show
>>221825998nice try woke
>leftypoj
me? sat in my smelly childhood bedroom with my hoody onsimply do not care
leftypodge more like!
I never miss a sneedI'm lighting on my seedand that what they don't feed
>>221826039you’ve gone feral
leftypodge and heftypol caused the famine in ukraine lol
>>221826039slowly roasting in there, you should be done by supper*preps veg to go with it*
>>221825972Very sincerely hope this isn't true, shouldn't be forced to cohabit my secret internet club with people half my age
>heftypolfucking pooscru
mad how I used to enjoy video games but now I don't
if it was up to me it would be 12 degrees and cloudy every day of the year
>>221826092screaming at this
it's quite hot to be fair
saw an FWG car reg on my drive home and suddenly felt a deep sense of loss
>>221826087grown status: up
>>221826087It's your brain screaming for actual enrichment, competition and community rather than a weak simulation of such
>>221826087What do you enjoy now then
>>221826106trvke nukem
gf is buying all my holiday clothes, feels like being a big kid again :P
>>221826127not him but I mostly sit quietly until it's time to go to sleep
poo brain screaming
>>221826125You can trick it a bit longer by taking drugs but that wears off after a while too
Funny how he loves to talk about how men need to men and all that red pill shit but he cries like a faggot on camera all the time of random things
>>221826087Get a snes lad
>>221826127sitting and looking at the computer screen, waiting for something to happen>>221826125yeah but outside is chaotic and unpredictable, would rather not get involved with other people
brain sputtering
>>221826137ever shag her up the arse?
>>221826078My bad uncle
Off to the shops me x
oh my days
>>221826159he done lost his mind
>>221826137stop saying you have a gf. everyone knows you don't have a gf. you are not "flexing" on anyone here with your "gf". everyone knows you are a single pathetic runt like everyone else in this threadkill yourself
cold plunge done. now im sat here naked with my tiny willy on display
braindley walsh pscr
>>221826188sunberg on a madness
>>221826185Yes I AM actually an uncle ffs
got an ad for a gay test and an ad for mature women dating service
>>221826196cor
>>221826087surely because you grew up and do something productive now instead
Sir Tatiana Flores
>>221826171..yh>>221826195you have deep issues
>>221826159he cried... like a woman
>>221826203Any life advice
that's itplastic fans coming outI can't take it any more
>>221826213also saw that on the log
reckon climate change is actually caused by the presence of wogsmakes perfect sense as their countries are already warmer
Just had a piping hot shower and lotioned up with cocoa butter.Feel phenomenal
lad's breaking out the plastic fans. he's been pushed beyond his limit
>>221826159He never actually wanted to be boss of the rorkes, just wanted a normal life but got cancelled for a stupid reason and had to latch on to the silly internet red pill fan club thing.
My life is a very weird balancing out I am abit of a shagger so I can find birds to shag but it’s a delicate balancing act of not letting them figure out I’m a complete schizo who has been lying to them while also not lying too well and they try and get pregnant by me by going off the pill etc
>>221825249Good. We don't need more roads.
did you know finnish zoomers and gen alpha have picked up saying oh my days. so they go pikkipakkipormalena dik agan oh my dayyys pukkapornsa!
>>221825816i don't want to watch porn but can't deduce what a pronebone is, is the guy literally laying on the woman and it's some bizarre missionary
>>221826217Give him a break… it’s an emotional day
towerfanberg trying his best bless him but it's just not enough in this mugginess
get the manlets cookedhttps://www.ventusky.com/temperature-map/5cm-above-ground#p=52.16;0.37;7
>>221826243imagine rimming peter
Just not on is it
>>221826159crying is masculine though, even more so if you cry infront of others
Imagine licking my peter
>>221826272so true queen
>>221826159His daughter got pumped and dumped by Andrew Tate lol
>>221826219If you want to end up a successful old man like me who spends all his free time shitposting on this site you should break your brains reward patterns as early as possible by smoking weed every day. Then once you give up on that just replace it with drinking or harder drugs. Then you will surely be a huge success. Probably should get into the IT space fifteen years ago so you now have enough experience to be considered senior and then you won't have to do much work at work.
homeless bloke in town pissed out his tree doing a funny little jig with not a single care in the world
>>221826272not really whatever happened to the stiff upper lip?that's what being a british bloke is
white dog poo, something you don't see much anymore
34 years old and practically given up now. Just a boring old man that doesnt do drugs or drink alcohol or smoke or vape or does anything at all but drink water and watch dogshit on youtube all day, might be dead soon
>>221826188i hate this so damn much
Jordan Peterson isn't red pill and
Peter "Gay Porn" Hitchens
just sneezed fivice
>>221826308masculinity is facing your emotions head on, crying is natural and is actually healthyburying your head in the sand and hiding from your emotions is unironically weak and gay
>>221826306in actual fact he probably has many cares hence why he got so drunk in the first place
Just took two ibuprofen
Seen about 30 different headlines today saying social media is more dangerous than smoking
>>221826318what if you only did drugs a few times a year like 2-3 times a year do you think that would be okI like to think so
>>221826334reckon his only care is being able to scramble together enough change to buy another bottle of piss
>>221826333also up is down and down is up
is there any point in even trying anymore
>>221826333kek bawling like a baby at the slightest thing is not manly at all cope on sensitive little pansy
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
>>221826333if this was true then why is it magically only in the past 30 years this was revealed to us and not the past 10,000 years of human history?
>>221826159yeh because hes a benzo addict, brain is permanently fried, cant repair the holes in there anymore that regulate emotionsthe future of all drugmongs
>masculinity is facing your emotions head on, crying is natural and is actually healthy>burying your head in the sand and hiding from your emotions is unironically weak and gay
get the dogshit posts made
>>221826362>noooo im conditioned to believe crying is weak!! don't ask me why but like stiff upper lip and things like that!! only women would cry its been proven by our grandparents
>>221826378gp
>>221826371Just go and rob a bank and live in Thailand
>>221826394crying
not gay but do enjoy that euphoric feeling you can create after a bit of a cry haha but again not gay x
Love the feeling of freshly clipped nails, hate the feeling of too long nails, cut my arsehole in the shower once with long nails.
You'll get tax breaks for being gay one day
hunting umbunnies
probably wont go skiing next year. its a lot of money for something i dont find amazing. would rather spend the money travelling across northern spain and eating peng food
Genuinely don’t consider homeless men as real humans
>>221826308*penetrates you with my stiff cock*
>>221826394Never really feel like crying in everyday life
>>221826436*declares as a gay incel to HMRC*
the it's masculine to cry meme comes from vaush the lefty debator who used it in an argument with sargonbecause the Iliad shows people crying when their brothers in arms die he rather leftistly implies that therefor the ancients thought it was manly to cry
>>221826452grow up
>>221826069porke
impossible to live as a black man in modern britian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3UarMP70sleftypols watch
>>221826444im lucky that mum and dadberg still continue to pay for our annual ski trips even though i'm 23 and my brother is 21
>>221826462literally who you need a clue
>>221826371Literally anything but taking it from actually rich people. The middle class must be squashed.
>>221826444not been on holiday since 2012 me. There's nothing out there for the lone virgin male holidayer such as myself. "Wow look at these alcoves, look at that stone brickwork. You wouldn't get that back home would you?" I think to myself inside my head as I sit alone among young couples and families enjoying one another's company. "Well I'd better head back to the hotel, perhaps get an early night yeah".
>feel sad>watch videos on youtube of people in massive amounts of debt and broke as fuck>feel better about myselfthe trick is to take pleasure in the downfall of your fellow man
>>221826489kek
the toffdem in the thread talking about their annual ski trips
>>221826478>Only subscribers can commentwhat are they so scared of
its all so tiresome
>>221826511you will never be british
>>221826462Ummm... think it around before your gay ecelebs existed lad.
>>221826517lmao that was me at the Acropolis a few years back
>>>/gif/30704310>>>/gif/30704310>>>/gif/30704310New
>feel sad>watch seaside mark>realize he has a girlfriend, expendable income and a following that care about his life despite being a 50 year old dysfunctional alcoholic>feel even worse about myself
>>221826548spainlard get some work done
got the hantavirus
>>221826539okay vaush
>>221826536sorry but nobody cares about your polmong eceleb drama
Getting done in by pollenberg today
>>221826574who?
they're saying it might be the cockest gay on record
Listening to Dynamite by Taio Cruz
>>221826603you told us once
>>221826582Sir Paul N. Berg
just itched my gooch
>>221826603that's a tune when you think he's mexican then you realise he's a BAME and do your duty as an englishman by never listening to it again
>>221826603Bruno Mars had a grenade. Taio Cruz had a dynamite so they both threw it at Katy perry who exploded like a firework. The bang was so loud that black eyed peas forgot what the time was. While Rihanna had a memory loss and ran around saying what's my name. Eminem looked around and said I'm not afraid. Willow smith whipped her hair which started a Far East movement and a plane crashed in the club and they stopped party rockingLuckily for Nelly it was just a dream
New>>221826638>>221826638>>221826638
>>221826646sir you are a brilliant
>>221826646John Lennon
>>221826620My mortal enemy who will one day die by my hands
