Orgasm Denial EditionPrevious:>>221817387
Crazy how everybody made fun of that one guy hating on this game when it released then like a week later everybody was like shit... this game is actually ass
>>221826715not sure what this game is but clearly you're baiting with that BMWF imagehope you get some good catches anon!
>>221826751Thats a gay black man holding a childless middle aged white woman and the game is starfieldhttps://youtu.be/RQ9_VDbj-o4
>>221826805How is it come to this
I am not going to buy the new 007 video game
Momala is pretty uggo, but i'd rape her if I were especially horny/desperate
>>221826805I remember when they used to make real vidya
ADHD and autism and depression and anxiety and whatever are all useless diagnoses because uncle doc is reliant on pharmabux and will attest anything the social media rotten whores will cry to him about so cases are skyrocketing People nowadays just absolutely need to have some sort of illness in order to feel validBeing healthy is uncool, problematic and probably racist in one way or anotherThat’s my analysis of the current situation +1 if you agree or disagree and tell me why I’m open for debateMy name is Charlie Kirk and I approve of this post
>>221826862I bought nightfire back in the day and it kinda suckedNever had the nerve to play goldeneye because the n64 controller is so ass This is my Javier Bond experience:-)
Herman has a lot of opinions today
>>221827048Hope you’ll have a fantastic giorno
corr anudda embracerated pooingtonfings about to get brappalicious as the great james brown wunce sed
I saw some app which lets people pay to have people text them and pretend to be friendsCan you imagine being that pathetic
>>221827099What will FK Jr's name be?
>>221827162Why not just use AI like the zoomers are doing?
>>221827146Bloodclat I just finished me own pooberg upon fartingtonshireWasn’t very satisfying thougheverMostly smeary and sticky
I feel like a Boltzmann Brain
>>221827182Idk, maybe the app was made before A.I was a thing.
>>221827208is this true?
>>221827166Maria :-)
miss being a 14 year old annoying people on aol chatrooms
>>221827262Didn't you say it was a boy?
hello
>>221827265I use to chat with older girls who thought I was also olderSome girls sent me nude of her and her sister and then I stopped talking to her because I was a mere boy. Funny enough they didn't do that until I had told them I had a gf... really makes you think
When's the /cum/ orgy?
>>221827279No it’s a gyal !!
>>221827245I replied and pushed
woke up at 10:30 am award
>>221827303>Funny enough they didn't do that until I had told them I had a gf..Girls just want to have fun
Greetings from Kazakhstan
>>221827527WHORE
No mold on the pickles or sauerkraut. That's a good sign. Might start a jar of carrots and beets
I am a loser
>>221827527lol. going to a book store hoping a guy approaches her? only white soy boys go to bookstores IRL now, they're basically gift shops. it's like 10:1 women to men in bookstores and they're not good women.
>>221827618*kills you*
need a strong cup of coffee to wake me up
>>221827625This, real chads go to their local library.
>>221827670Real Chads have their own personal library. Chads-in-Training go to a library to borrow important and potentially bannable books under a pseudonym and then keep them for the sake of humanity and the future.
>>221827703>important and potentially bannable books such as?
>>221827670>go to their local library.Trying to pickup homeless women?
I’ll never be a level 99 hoodnegro with massive dreads tucked away in a trash bag with a slim petite snowbunny GF eating kool aid pineapples in a parking lot
Homeless women are free pussy pretty much but incels think they're above it
>>221827605for me?cucumbers innitmade some not long agofucking LUSH
Also gotta feed the sourdough starter
>>221827737no, i can borrow a book for free. I aint paying $30
I got an a in Blade Studies
Rorke gone mad!
>>221827725oh you know, this and that. things that contain "problematic" science or sociological studies. perhaps historical accounts that aren't going to jive with the current or planned narratives for the future.
my life is not like a video game
mainly all i read are whatever i can dl from project gutenberg
Ypipo will feed they starter before ever considering feeding a black person in need
>>221828108Sourdough starter is actually useful
cant seem to get out of this depressive slump. it's starting to negatively affect my life .
>>221828140
>>221828143Just stop pretending this made up illness wuz real and problems weren’tIt’s summer nigga go outside and catch summadem rays
I got milked in dilk studies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jNDQlKDR4
>>221828140try this website: fbi.gov
>>221828143You need to listen to some nu metal, like your ancestors did before you
stop talking about dating reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>221828340for me? helmet
thinking of better times
>>221828382
much to think about
who here mentally ill?
My sourdough starter didnt have enough yeast in it so the dough didnt really rise. Trying to salvage it by turning it into a flatbread
>>221828382>>221828419>>221828433>>221828465Gitcho dick sucked asap seems urgent
>>221828465**raises hand**
Why’s a nice guy like you hanging out here with all these bums?
I'm a jazz walking around sexual
Package is out for delivery
>>221828540im not nice.
>>221828540Community service
>>221828540We run with da same crowd
>just found out my ex-boss, who had fired me unjustly for some bullshit, is now a tranny>he posted a picture on facebook of his "new look">he's hardcore jewish btwTrump 2028
>>221828540
>>221828540im a bum lol
>>221828643
It took me too many tries to get through captcha. How do you guys deal with this shit now?
>>221828712I get one or none at allJust be a good guy
>>221828712By not being retarded
>>221828712They pay for the pass but they won’t admit it
I just sneezed and I have a work meeting in 5 minutes. I wish I would magically transform into a jackrabbit so I could hop hop hop away.
>>221828771Sryy for being dukb
not me but jesus f in /brit/>>221828756
The weather is pleasant, I should go outside
>>221828540Where are the bums? There's no bums here. Toronto doesn't have bums, but Waterloo they're creating bums. They created me.
>>221828852Nothing good outside thoughever
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME, YOU'RE ALREADYTHE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD
Someone ban this corpophilic British flagSo sick of this asshole
Anybody who disagrees with me is a contrarian and therefore not human
>>221828881Bookstore
I want to kill myself.
>>221828922Book anon?
Don’t cry for me… Im already dead
>>221828947I don't know who that is
>>221828509How often do you feed it
>>221828958Their is a anon who posts pictures of what he's reading
Life has a restart button
>>221829011Not me
If I could fly like birds on HIIIIIIIGH
>>221829039used up whores seem to think so
>>221829039where's it?
>>221829155up yer bum lol lol
I was thinking about this. Men are purely physical. If he could have a wife and family and fuck a tight hot young thing on the side he'd be happy, he'd still love his wife and kids but the physical component for ment is the strongest. For women, they would completely throw away a loving husband and children to not just fuck but leave and be with some bad boy alpha male shit ag who doesn't respect them and uses them like a whore. There's some mental component in it for women, it's not just physical.
>>221829185where? how far? i really need to restart my life
Opened the jar of pickles and it looks like they're starting to ferment. Been about 24 hours. They smell nice and garlicky. Added some dill. In another couple days they'll be ready, but I'll probably wait longer so they taste even more pickle-y
>>221829212got a broomstick nearby?
scratching my heinous
>>221829155You have to put your finger in your butt and feel around on the wall towards your front sideJust rub that back and forth for a bit with your finger and it resets everything
>>221828881There's lots of good outside
Never shake a faggots hand. They spend most of their time with their fingers in men's rectums, even their own.
>>221828599He's based and richer than you keep seething goy
>>221829265
Topic:How do we get the people who constantly post about wanting to leave our countries because of stupid cultural complaints they're wrong about to begin with, to actually leave so they won't spam about it anymore or vote?
>>221829278>Tranny>Based
I’m pickle Rick Suck my pickle dick
>>221828993I took it out of the fridge the night before I made the dough poured a little bit out and put half a cup of flour in with some waterI thought you didn't need to feed it when it's in the fridge
>>221829328idgi
>>221829350Simpsons reference
Just got back from the libraryEveryone there treated me like I was a piece of garbage
Homper Sampson
>>221829278Yeah, you think this is based? that's an actual thing that you believe?
>>221829402They probably thought you were homeless
>>221829402It's because you jerked off while using the computer and then bathed yourself in the bathroom sink and took a nap
E lo che se dice you get happy in the feets-a
>>221829422She's in Paris eating expensive hors douevers taking it in the ass whenever she wants while you sit here seething, so yes she won absolutely
Whores Dovers
>>221829423Would a homeless guy be reading about the history of the circus
>>221829478Why wouldn't he?
>>221829501They dont read. They go to the library to watch YouTube shorts
When I was homeless I kept that shit undercover. Homeless doesn't have to mean sloppy
I feel like life would be easier if I was a pretty girlThat means I should chop my dick off and grow my norwood 3 hair out right?
The White Whores of Dover
let's all agree to stop saying the word hors douevers
>>221829478The circus is a common career pathway for homeless freaks
>>221829510Stop stalking homeless people
They say many homeless people are highly intelligent
>>221829527As opposed to the Paki ones
I hope we get a lot more indians in my areaYou never see them as prostitutes and I want one
I hate myself.
>>221829607They are not for sale!
Is the circus even a thing anymore?
>>221829613Ve bene... I hate you too
Imagine if you had a good loaf of bread and then went to a bully circus
>>221829638insert cynical clown world muh congress have you been outside lately type post
Nobody actually likes clowns or thinks they’re funny
>>221829654Rather have some McDonalds
Imagine if they had a box social at the circus
Chicago.
I don't respect congressmen. A good person would've gone into a profession that provides real utility
>>221829648You don't... You replied.
>>221829695I want some circus boxGimme that clussy (clown pussy)
>>221829686Bozo was funny
>>221829708This nigga a painter
You guys ready for Sadie Hawkin's Day?
>>221829716Bozo was never funny
>>221829715Femme Ronald McDonald
>>221829730Stop talking like a nigger you are white
bury me at the clown cemetery
>>221829711I actually don't. Personally, I think we could be good friends. But the memes, you see. They make me say stuff I don't really mean.
Bury my laptop at Wounded Knee.
>>221829768I know. Thank you.
>>221829478Are you the anon who was reading about jesters earlier?
>>221829823No
Kill Jestah
my asshole burnsBRUH*does the robo-dace
Short weeks always feel the longest... gods that is so deep
>>221829892Here's one for ya "The softest whisper is louder than the loudest thought". I came up with that one myself.
>>221829892Just like your mom's pussy
White people never did recover from this
never a frown when a clown's around
Konbini Confessions is funny for one episode then you realize Japan is just another infantilized nihilist shithole where everyone is out to fuck everyone else over for their pride or whatever
>>221829935Sure it's deep, but TITE
>>221829937I’m shaking with anger because I know he’s right
Aggio pigliato na sbandat pe' issa, I don't know what it is, she's just so likeable
>>221829944WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
Ohhh I’m just sitton’ on the gock of my baeWastin’ time~
>>221830097she has a power ranger buckle thingy?
>1 in 5 Gen A schoolboys already have a "AI girlfriend"Whoa
>>221830118I think that's a medal, cheif
>>221830097why do her gums have horns
Just stuffed the bottom of an ice cream cone with carrot cake, sprayed a little whipped cream in there then filled it with rocky road iced creamwas so good I made a second
Watching hood spongebob
for me its donkey kong country aquatic ambience, its pure absolute peak
>>221830153She was grown in a jar. She has access to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
>>221830124Whats an AI girlfriend like?
>>221830187A bunch of pick mes
>>221830149Erm, yeah, no. She's a power ranger
>>221830210WTF NO FUCKIN WAY
Coffee makes me shit out my butt lots
>>221830187Grok says its the hottest thing ever but I need to upgrade to SuperGrok to "find out"
i got a script that checks every click i make and if i click anything not a link it terminates, if i click i link if its not a youtube link it terminates, if i click a youtube link it runs a function to sanitize the link of any non white listed variables before accessing and also convert any shorts to normal videos
>>221830154At times the mad and the genius are hard to tell apart
>>221830259>if i click anything not a link it terminatesI'm not a programmer explain how that works so you have to start it up again every time you click something which isn't a link
>>221830098I'm from a (formerly, recently) very white state so I actually know exactly how things could be better.
Approximately when did ranch become a condiment like ketchup and mustard? Do people recognize it as such outside of the USA?
>>221830339>outside of the USAWho gives a fuck.
>>221830310He means it terminates the local function back into the rest loop that checks for if you're clicking a linkBut the rest loop may just be the browser itself or more probably the greasemonkey variant plugin that the specific script is built on the framework of
A suicide bombing targeting a shuttle train in Quetta, Balochistan, Pakistan, kills at least 48 people.
>>221830310its a click event, it runs whenever theres a click
Once got into an argument with a foid she asked me if I support womans rights I said there's no such thing as rights cause God isn't real . She unmatched me so fast, still worth it
Truva na femmena accussì, could you even imagine what would be possible with a broad this strong?
>>221830312People have been screwing over each other forever. The oldest customer complaint letter dates back to before the bible
Imagine a guy wit a thick NY accent pronouncing "Baluchistan" Fucking hilarious
>>221830430Ratio
Your reminder that the butts of Canadian twink boys smells like buttery waffles and syrup
>>221830471?
>>221830471You're not on Twatter bud
>>221830476Indians don't smell like that
Me no give bumbaclat wat you talkin bout
Should I a fruit smoothie or black market vodka
>>221830529is this >>221830476 true?
This thread has too many corpophiles obsessed with rectums and excrement. Fucking nauseating.
A gas explosion at a coal mine in Changzhi, Shanxi, China, leaves at least 82 people dead
I shower in the eveningThe way I see it showering in the morning is a waste because you're sweating throughout the day so it doesn't make sense to get clean if you're just going to immediately get dirty again
>>221830582What are you, the news fairy?
Drug testing is racist if you think about it
>>221830590You would really go out in the world with the night's funk on you? Gross.
called out because I got really badly sunburnt and I've had fuck all sleep in the last week. They cant get pissy at me, I've been working 7 of the last 8 days and have 2 more tomorrow
>THE FBI DISCOVERED THE GOON CAVE! WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!
Breaking: horror sweeps Moroccan town as 13 year old boy is gang raped by 7 men
>>221830622>the night's funk on youI don't sleep in a pig sty my bed sheets are clean
>be me>do a swag daddy dance on yo ass
I shaved my head now the heatwave stops and it's 60° outside and I have to get a beanie
>>221830582Snopes said this is false. Checkmate libtard!
>>2218306597 of the last 9*
>>221830667thats like average sunday on muslim countries
>>221830673>I don't sleep in a pig sty my bed sheets are cleanWhat about the bed ants tho
>>221830703Then why is horror sweeping
bros what should i order in this heat? i wanted a pizza but it's too hot rn
Roaches and silverfish are not so bad. People exaggerate because the media makes them so afraid of dirt
>>221830673Nun signifia u cazz' If you just say in a chair for 9 hours you'd need to shower when you got up. Laying in bed for 8+ hours is no different
>>221830766deep dick pizza
>>221830756because its a news article and not real life
>>221830766pad thai
>>221830787No you don’t. You hardly need to shower at all if you work an office job
I'm gonna come
>>221830786Brown hands
>>221830786Silverfish are fine kindaRoaches? Fuck no
Aw goddammit who let the 539 in here? Louie? You're supposed to be watching the door, by Christ.
>>221830787No, it's the opposite If you're up and about moving getting sweaty you need to showerIf you're lying down for 8 hours you don't need a shower unless you're sweating buckets
>>221830797comfy pic
>>221830824>>221830859Laying there stewing in your own body heat for 8hours means you need to shower.You are some stanky mughfukkas
>>221830339It’s virtually unknown here
Damn you guys got roaches?!
Open /gif/ and report back here
oh btw I'm giving you gives back permission to cum
gonna watch anime
Ay tone you're telling me those funny hat guys flew those planes in da twin towers?
they hate to see a hunchback nigga with motion
>>221830853Sorry boss, I got a text from my girl.
>>221830405Zitto and look at this perfect specimen
Gonna watch other men cum
>>221830911dont need to, its just gay cuck porn
>>221830911>larkin love incest titjob videohot damn
>>221830905 Bathing once a week has been standard for a very long time
>>221830950
>>221830596Anderson Coopers nickname
>>221830911I saw an image of two men rubbing their erect cocks 2gethurr
Yeah Ill have six oysters on the half shell, steak in its juices with brussel sprouts and a mimosa
>>221830950Imagine the smell
>Bathing once a week has been standard for a very long time
>>221830946Holy shit the same video that’s been posted for 15 years
>>221830936She has nice eyes and good neck musculature Mi piac'>>221830978LMFAOOO
>>221830989Did you enjoy it
>>221830911no because im on nofap noporn
>>221830950>Bathing once a week has been standard for a very long time
>>221830905No you're just wrongYou shower when you sweat alot so after you've been up and aboutDo you really sweat while you're sitting or lying down? If that's the case something is wrong with your body or you live in a much hotter climate than me
Yong Canadian twink boys be like: "my butt reeks >.<"
>>221830917which one?
>>221831058you're going to die alone
>>221831029Average resident of Tel Aviv
>>221830921It's not a crime to dance
>>221831009
Niggas think they need to shower after a long day of sitting down in an air conditioned room. They got you idiots good
Get this 539 outta here man
>>221831060Akkun_to_Kanojo
>>221831099*Throws old spice deodorant at you*
>>221831099my apartment doesnt have AC
>>221831099Some people have a life and leave their rooms
did guys in your highschool "bomb" another guys locker with axe deodorant spray or was that just mine
circlekin
Did you also draw naked women as a teen and got hard doing so or are you so young that you grew up on hardcore pornography from the inter webs and never experienced puberty hornyness with no release but your own imagination
deodorant spray contains fragrances which contain endocrine disruptors you're literally gay-ifying yourself everytime you use deodorant
Niggas from Quebec be like>Bonjour! Can I hab LE KIT KAT
i remember some kid got caught fingering a girl in the janitor's closet in middle school.
>>221831233isn't this bad for the corn
>>221831227Lucky bastardGod I wish I sexed a black queen just once while I still had the chance!!
>>221831236i dont use spray, i use gel
>>221831186No but we did have a liquid ass incident
>>221831241quebec niggas be like>and the butt!
I am a nazi, do you have a problem with that?
I hate FK
>>221831233As a young teen I never masturbatedAs an older teen I would find instagram pages of women dancing in skimpy clothes like Waveya
>>221831304Same
>>221831304NUMEROUS such cases
*gropes you*
>gee sure would hate to miss any good tik toks while out on my walk today
>>221831361Ouch! That was my frenulum
>>221831366whypipo smile
I deserve lots of sex and money and fame
>pulseaudio is broken again and everything is playing in a lower octave
>>221831404why?
>>221831415He fell for the Linux meme
>>221827625yeah I've tried this and it doesn't work people immediately spot me and start gossiping loudly saying I am there to hit on women and that I go to places alone so that I can hit on women you need at least one solid wingman what say you
They just showed this image of a cockroach wearing a suit and tie on the news during a segment about some happening in India and put a big warning “AI GENERATED IMAGE” in the cornerlolI really thought the roachman was real
>>221831426It's just my nature to deserve those things more than others I can't help it
>>221831289>liquid ass incidentqrd
>>221831463nigga thats not nature, thats delusion
>>221831461>I thought it was Drachenlord!
>>221827670so if you don't have a group of friends next to you or even a friend people immediately know what you're trying to do and start literally gossiping and screaming that you are everywhere and you're trying to hit on women
hater o'clock
>>221831484Make the new stunad
NEW>>221831500
