bradley welsh edition
Poo seal
reaming
rorke just fucking bought a jet
we'll look back at posts like poo seal and bradley and wonder why we wasted so many years laughing at this shite
it's a fucking distorted Bradley oh my god I'm ejacutlating out of my bottom
ankitoil looms
wonder if they found her
brainrotley walsh
>>221828082ktim
Slapping my cock off at these posts keep em coming lads
reckon we'll have any new major gimmicks in the next year?
>>221828069>laughingliterally no one finds it funny apart from the one autistic freak who spams that shite
me own fockin son posting ambiguously in a way that could be seen as endorsing paedophilia
Decided to fuck it off and just have fish and chips for dinner.
rorke just hacked the gibson
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2026-05-01. 3076 results found.
is there such a thing as a dominant cuck?like the type who aggressively demands a beta male shags his mrs?
>>221828124He is ruining his life isn't he Spaino
dark fruits weather this
>>221828147Kanye
>>221828149He sure is, Adam.
women righting a fucking poem to gigachad on dating apps and getting ignored then blaming all men for the male loneliness epidemic for making moves
>>221828152Phwoar yes get the sexy black men posted lad
>>221828147Half Man (2026 TV series)
>>221828175nanny state
>>221828179bowl status?
>>221828175don't forget to leave a bowl of water out for Santa x
it’s not fair I just want to eat shit and drink loads of beer and lie in the sun but I can’t because I don’t want to be fat
>>221828121posted "The border. You opened it. We came" at this yesterday and got no scrsfuck you
>>221828199because nobody found it funny
>>221828199idgi
>>221828086bbc blowjob lips
>>221828196shatten into
>>221828194the lads fucking love them peas
if you drink gin and vodka and stuff like that is it low calories
>>221828194
>>221828231yeah
porke v heftypol
>>221828199don't get it sorry
>>221828121tiktok ragebait award
twitter user who promotes his not unimpressive OC anime clips also reposts fart porn on the same account
hi
in the future they will have a device you plug in or clip onto yourself, select the amount of calories you want to burn press start and it will go brrrrrrr 10 seconds later the calories will be burnt
only top 0.1% premium shakespearean level posts get more than 3 scr
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221828242>request was ignoredhe even failed that
>>221828251that's rorke. so
>>221828231not at all better than a beer tho
Having mental health problems due to the heat
>Chancellor Rachel Reeves is implementing a 22% tax on interest earned from cash held within stocks and shares ISAs, taking effect in April 2027. Good, why would you hold cash in an S&S ISA anyway? Invest it
>>221828199scr
>>221828273you would have them without the heat
>>221828251You will be executed
>>221828121The border. You opened it. We came
>>221828273more like BENTal health problems gay boy lol rekt
not a fan of ironic spiteful (You)s
>>221828292scr
>>221828273is your sausage sizzling?
>National Sorry Day
cock stench brewing up to stinky levels
positively steaming
Catberge urinated on my ALDI uniform
>>221828274am i retarded or thought it was not possible to hold cash in a stocks and shares ISA?why would it not be in a stock or share?
Now he will samefag his unfunny post to feign organic engagement. This is the dollhouse meta, this is his life.
>>221828292scrimmy
>>221828292good one
um
>>221828175lol why
big fan of sexo posting and the yous from it
Sex with hag
>>221828273let me guessyou haven't put a bowl in your window today you disgusting denialist
>>221828316
>>221828273what doesn't give you mental health problems?
>>221828313if you dont want to put it into anything yet and/or the rate is high enough
Keity Floyd Summer in full swing.
it appears to be national seethe at the state of my life day again
>>221828274not paying tax on the like £80 odd quid i got left over in there after buying a bunch of shares
>>221828335want to suck on her fat milkers then let her peg me until my balls are churning
>>221828274She's taxing the spunk in my balls
imagine employed womans stench after working in this heat
>tell mum i'm moving out>immediately tries to guilt me into staying by saying i'm abandoning her
I love Japan, and the Japanese people
Can't barbecue in 30 degree heatHave to wait til it goes down, but by the time it goes down it's nearing bed timeSo really this isn't barbecue weather at all, is it
>>221828359so would that cash still count towards the annual £20,000 allowance then
>>221828375I need to experience this with Ruby Granger
>>221828395yes
>>221828381good post
Struggling with mega anxiety due to unhealthy lifestyle choices over the weekend. Nothing can be done to remedy this I'm certain.
A £1.80 can of cider bought and drunk in publicA clue gained
>>221828420roll your foreskin back and take a pic boss
leftypol signed off from work with climate change anxiety
Reckon I'll get the cat piss soaked ALDI uniform in the washing machine may as well it will dry rapidly in this heat
I am full Egyptian E1b
Rorke doing a pooLeftypol doing a slimy sperm covered poo
>>221828439do they only give you one uniform? so you have to wash it every day?
>>221828439how's your fanny doing in this heat?
>>221828439Show us your pussy (cat)
>>221828423What's the problem lad?
Employed Woman is actually a man with a penis, it's a little known secret
>>221828451Nah I have a few actually you can order as much as you want via a shop thing on the ALDI staff app
>>221828420
LOL Leftypol has sex with men trololololol
my nether regions are a biohazard in this heat
you don't cook on flamesyou cook on ashes
>>221828496>BiohazardLove that game
>>221828489s
When I think back to when I was in school I should have gotten more help and support but I was basically overlooked entirely because I was quiet and timid and didn't disrupt lessons or anything. If you're a dickhead you get help and support but those who actually need it have to suffer in silence.
Having a poo is a cardiovascular exercise in this heat
Boiling
>>221828526do you ever talk about anything other than yourself?
>>221828526is that why you're a dickhead on here every day? looking for support?
Rorke touching his 11 year old cousin a bit too fondly
Fucking hell this cat piss uniform reeks even worse than normal from the heat
>>221828462Did quite a lot of drugs and drank a lot of booze and now I don't feel very well at all, do you think I should do more drugs and booze Dr?
has been a steady flow of liquid poo flowing from thy arse ever since this heat thing came around
high school animecute girls animeecchi
he probably put the uniform in the litter tray for this very purpose
>>221828368gonna buy a CO2 meterhealthy indoor levels are 1000ppm and I suspect my flat is well above that
>>221828569My prognosis: build a time machine and travel back in time to find someone who cares
Just 520 quid up todayThats the day rate so happy days
>>221828593gis a tenner
>>221828593+£753 for me
>>221828576gp
>>221828576fun things are fun
Employed Woman my arse!
>>221828593What's the benefit of a stocks and shares ISA over an ETF?
>Sweden has just BANNED cousin marriage and close relative marriage!leftypol and ahmed about to freak
I reckon there are at least four maybe five posters here that need to die immediately
>>221828593i'm waiting to invest in a stocks isa because i think the market will crash soon. then i willam i better off just putting the money in now?
Sir Pizza Crunch
Amazon delivery due between now and 10pmHope it's sooner rather than later as I quite want to go for a nice late evening walkies
might buy this desureckon I could snag it for < 200k?
>>221828633gains in a S&S ISA are tax free and you can buy ETFs in your S&S ISA anyways
>>221828635guess you better kys
got 25 quid in my accountwill need to ring the mumberg soonfancy maccies later
>>221828634that's so dumb 1st cousins are fine for marriage everyone knows cousin and cousin mek good soup
>>221828632The gammon circa 2000
>>221828634bit islamophobic
>>2218286342nd or 3rd cousin marriage is fine desuan icelandic study found that its better for having healthier kids
>>221828526Spent my childhood being told "you're on the computer too much!" granted it was for several hours a dayI spent my time messing about with computer hardware, learning programming etc. I've had an awesome software development career of >1 decade now.
>>221828660Why?
>>221828635Mean-spirited little man. EVIL little man, you are.
>>221828653gp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQ3F31sfaM
>>221828685one of them
>>221828677https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/3907they want to ban it here too actual madness
>>221828677>>221828674
>>221828526>gottenFOY
where has the sun gone?looks like it's about to rain
>>221828331basedbasedbased BASED!!!
>>221828592Thank you for your time
they're making it hot on purpose to make it more suitable for bames
yeah go to bed lads
home from toil, sucking a cider, it lush
>>221828714larp
>>221828678I did CS at uni, worked as a software engineer then realised that though doing your own project is fun, actually working as a developer isn't.
>>221828688Not really >>221828710Why?
>>221828365kek good post diss wun
have no idea how I survived passing this in this heat
i would 100% have kids with my cousini barely ever see her so its not like theres a familiar relationship
>>221828612sent ;)>>221828633i think you're confused over s&s isa vs general investment account - s&s is tax-freeyou then buy stock or etfs with whichever account you have - i buy vwrp>>221828640told you yesterday to buy vwrp now and get gains on the taco when it comesthat's another 500 quid gone from your inaction
>>221828758good post
that's poo
gone down a few degrees walktoil on the cards
>>221828756err
… scored an early - early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros day 3 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221828764I thought it was only tax free up to a certain amount
Sir Reginald Brown-Pill
cor
y'all remember adolf hitler
>>221828756Umm...
right well it's still 34 degrees in hackney
That's what I go to poo forEven though it is a real bore
>>221828792going to bed at quarter to fucking 5!?
>>221828819Biomass Melting Event in progress
how come all characters in new James Bond game are black or indian
>>221828819
>>221828819spackney
>>221828756now this is shitposting
Lasagne weather
blackedney
>>221828858needs more carbs
donedoners melting down
>>221828794the limitation is that you can only put a max of 20k in as depositsno limit on how much you can make, some mad cunts have made millions on theirson a general investment account, no restriction, put 100k in a single go if you have it
>>221828858>bread, pasta, chipsWhere's the rice?
Can hear thunder team
>>221828858https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/comments/95o0te/home_made_lasagne_with_chips_and_garlic_bread/Took a while for the post to go through it seeems
>>221828840they aren't melting thothey thrive off itout in full fucking force the biomass
ok i will get it !!
>>221828895post your feet
jason donervan subedish
Mr Tim, I know it's early but it's time for bed. Off you go now
>>221828877I'm a div, that sounds decent.
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect. How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world. London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals. What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
The samefagging must stop
might have a wank over my cousin lol
>>221828895YOU STINKY WHOREEEEEGODDD YOURE SUCH A STINKY WHORE
>I'm a divme when i'm a sub element in an html document
>>2218289141/1 cheese burger and cans please mate
not a word
>>221828915>scored an early 5pm bedtime while olefumwe "tidies up" with my excellent glasses watching womens tennis open on sky sports on my puck at home
mental how I've got a little cock but also inherited big arse genetics
>>221828930i don't like london because it's loud and ugly and there's lots of yucky brown people there
>>221828897an even bigger bunch of obese runts than we have here
chinese birds from the great minge dynasty
here's your new supercar bro
>>221828930london is good if you're popular and successful and attractive but i can't be arsed for all thatjust want to relax in my shitty incel village
>>221828971you can pick it up with that handle at the front
>>221828965get her on facialabuse
>>221828965Mid as fuk
>>221828980good boy
saw a tranner on my way home from toil
>>221828965solid 4
>>221828965female patrick bateman
>>221828997Alysa Liu too
>>221828971thanks mate
>>221828965imagine that thing on the railing going up her arse
>>221828965Nigga look at that thumb
dangerous evening to be a kopperberg
*fucks yo bitch*
Get the 'omass destroyed
>>221828965what the fuck is wrong with her body posture all the time
>>221828965need to give her a seeing to
>>221829029humping the air?
>>221828965POV you're living in an Edwardian novel and are the 3rd son of a wealthy lawyer and you've just met the woman who will shake you out of your nihilistic anarchist phase
>>221828930what use is having lots of money from a job in london when its like £9 for a pint and £1500 a month for a studio flat share? if the costs are higher, whats the return? Nebulous and vague notions about "stuff to do", what, kebab shops and overpriced wanky restaurants and the underground and a few parks? Genuinely what justifies this higher premium when you share it with blacks and pajeets all day?
I just said stop samefagging
>>221828965She is wearing too much makeup there and it doesn't suit her. She needs to grow up and stop painting her face like a doll
why is a hot day dangerous for a bottle of beer? do they die if you drink them? is that what death means for a bottle of beer?
>>221828930Not reading all that dross even though I am southern and therefore literate
>>221829031lol
gentrification is good it makes places nicer
>>221829031>no tipWho the fuck tips those twats?
everyone out is like>so many fit birds!!!but little did they know, in this heat, their crotch region is a literal clam bakehot weather = stinky fish pussy
>>221829073Thoughts on the French Symbolist influence on Early British Modernism, was it a healthy or decadant development?
you mfs too afraid to have an ice cold bath. not me tho
>>221829025looks like my willy
>>221829084just imagine the smell
>>221829084was already hard
>Today is now the hottest day in May on record with Heathrow and Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 35.0°C SHUT IT DOWN
>>221829109why's she got a little baby
>>221828632get the bollocks chopped off barb
>>221829101blud’s teeth chattering
>>221829084>>221829109hmm yeah very nice peng gir-- UVH is that... is that fish I smell???
>>221829124damn bitch is biting on them things like a beaver
i want to kiss the fuck out of you
>>221829129alright love>anthony!
updating my nvidia drivers
The goyim seem to really like Theo Von. Completely unfunny spacker imo.
>>221829124Weird thumb
>>221829124Earthworm Jim
>>221829160Why did you post this
>>221829138bizarre gimmick
>>221829178just keeping everyone in the loop
that was worth fosting
work laptop: closed
please dont let me die without having been loved
>>221829214jesus loves you this i knowcos the bible tells me so
Really do need to get a new mobile phone as this one is on deaths door
oh fodey he so zestyfodey wodey make me creamhe so zesty he so reemhe cup my balls and make me scream
>>221829214*starts sensually fucking your arse*
>>221829070complex relationship most mortals cannot fathom
>>221829249excellent post
housenonce
having a lemon gelato treat x
>>221829239Lick tummy
sticky weather
fodeypops has a tiny white cock i just know it
been drinking every day for 12 years and still not addicted
>>221829237sang that every sunday morning as a kid
>>221829285prove it by not drinking for the rest of the week
>>221829239sex belly
leftypol done in
he's got the whole wide world in his PANTS
>>221829239iggy pop
might scream and poo at the same time
this is me
>>221829296can't be arsed
>>221829335>>221829335
>>221829312finna boutta get real spicy out here fr fr
>>221829313oh now the whole school is giggling and the headteacher is fuming
>>221829277it pink af down there too
>>221829312right well that settles it, guess we can handle it going up to 46 degrees out according to rorkeypops
>>221829031on a bicycle is mad
