English Literature edition
C U N TUNT
>>221828022Finally, a book I can relate to.
>>221828075he did a few othersgreat writer really
ozempic is genocide
why does every /brit/ poster sound so fucking nasally?https://vocaroo.com/1cZ4INDleJISyou can sense the receding chin just from the voice
ive had a spot on my bum before
so as I was saying my dad's favourite band is depeche mode
>>221832321SPOILER THAT HOG
sacked twannysacked twannysacked twannyyou are profoundly mentally illyou are profoundly mentally illwe are the /brit/ team /brit/ team*strange grunting noise*
>>221832330reckon he's bent
>>221832321will literally do anything except put the fork down
>>221832321she needs 5k calories just to maintain that
>>221832321
yeah we used to say bareand safe
I don't need to eat crisps and chocolate
>>221832321we're past this yeah? being a tubbo is a solved problem
the singular sacked twanny poster
burritos for tea
>>221832358I reckon you're bent 2bh
>>221832371erm
The vocaroo has the great opening
>>221832390only for youx
>>221832375scrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeam
>>221832376I never said safe, but I did pick up bare
we also had based and cringe and yolo
Well well well
new special interest
as I was saying, meetup, this December, who's in?
>>221832376
you lads ever had a black manager in toil?
>>221832438foden fish
zoomers have really deluded themselves into thinking they're vital chad alphas compared to manbun soylennials but they're all just ebonicised weed vape mongs who parrot their algorithm
>>221832438um
LIVERPOOL
Piehead melting down bad right now
might bunk off work tomorrow
leaving the city and buying a nice big house with gf in a quiet market town. going to be lush
>>221832371tranny
nothing sexier than a curvy bodacious lass with a fat arse and gigantic tits ozempic took this away from usi mean most fat girls are gross but sometimes with the right genetics the fat goes to the right places and you get a godess
couple of roadmen in here who used to say bare and safe, i'd give a spud to them both if this was in person
>>221832445big orgy corrrrrr
>>221832460yeah?*walks past you*
>>221832478the dream
you don't see wanted dead or alive posters anymore
>>221832478i live in a quiet market town but i dont have a gf because im an incel freak
newest self-hating white british comedian just dropped I see
Ahmp! Di, tsu-ga-mm-gi-guk gi,gu-ga-fli-gu-gi-gu, ga-fli-gu-gi-gu, d-dee-ee,Yu-gu-guk di, yu-go-go-gu-gu-ga-be,Fli-gu-gi-gu, a-fli-gu-whoo-ma-mama-Lucifer!
they are so fucking fit
>>221832502don't get it
>>221832490n-no, just a pint with the ladsx
>>221832516posters are antiquated in the digital age but there's still bounties
>>221832516laughed heartily at this onedont know why
>>221832547not interested.
>>221832522Would love to just kneel on his neckgay little freak
i'm actually pretty good looking i just have no mates and am unemployed
Reckon I could have been a comedian if I had the right help and support. I have a natural charm and charisma and my wit is sharp
>>221832522>Christie attended Forest School, Walthamstow, a private school in Greater London. He received a first class degree in BA Language and Culture from University College London.bet he's funny as fuck
>>221832488big fan of chubbster milfy kelly brook ngl
how to gauge the average age of an internet placesay you just drank some wine or had a lattethe number of "gay", "bender", "faggot", etc responses dictate how many underage people are present
>>221832581as sharp as the end of a dog's turd
>>221832522i've seen a bit of him on youtube where he's doing stand up and talks about having a black girlfriend
>>221832582what if he was raped as a kid like most comedians. they wouldn't have that on there would they. how would you know? thoughts?
21st of December official /brit/ meet upslondon the montykent the muggleton innplease add your name to the listx
>>221832632I'll go if it's in Shropshire
>>221832627good if it made him funnyotherwise who cares
>>221832603fuck off nonce
>>221832603got a scale or chart we can refer to or just vibes?
>I have a natural charm and charisma and my wit is sharp
can I lose weight and still drink beer
>>221832643this made me rather hard!
>>221832668yeah, no food, 4 beers
>>221832638
just drank some wine or had a latte
Nearly at the end of act 2 of Dragon Quest XI and there's a fucking act 3 too might just put it on hold because I'm getting burnt out tbf it is a good game though
okay since all of you are optimising your sleep cycles with fitbits i am going to optimise my grocery shopping by becoming recognisable to the self checkout machine . every day this week i've bought one banana and stared into the camera for twenty seconds so it learns my face geometry. next phase is wearing the same damp hoodie and scanning items in the same order to build trust. eventually the machine will understand my rhythm and unlock the unexpected item area before I even reach it. i am creating a human loyalty algorithm in tesco through repetition and mild decay
it's everyday bro
I have a skinny latte most days
>>221832700optimise your post boring cunt I ain't reading all that shit
arse is covered in sweat
more of a flat white aka small latte man myself
>>221832321spoiller dat hawg
>>221832632i'll go if I can do a BIT of bumming
>>221832643bizarre video
>>221832700As far as I know, the cameras at self checkouts aren't actually recording anything it's just a deterrent. We don't have access to the cameras at ALDI at least.
>>221832700fake mousey
tobeypops :D
COT DAM
>>221832727you can't bum me, but if one of the other lads agrees that's finex
>>221832763don't worry mate, i'll get you a nice fizzy pint or two x
The more time goes on the more I want to make my life into performance art. Play an exaggerated role of myself with some sort of narrative. Life is very boring. Create a new person with ties to your old self and document the process. Was thinking of trying it with football manager to begin with. Start a save and play 30 years in game pretending I am actually the manager, do interviews, do team speeches and live the down periods and inevitable collapse of the career using in the in game footage and real life videos of myself acting. It blurs the line of reality, I become an alcoholic schizo as the save falls apart, going on ramblings and some dramatic ending like suicide once I get fired in the end. Love performance art. The blurred line between reality and fiction, the fact part of the act is actually real but the audience doesn't know what, so it generally feels very very real because much of the emotion is real. If I'm satisfied with that then my life becomes performance art. Build a shack deep in the highlands and live out of it for a few months documenting my descent into madness. Always wanted to act but social conventions I despise. Everyone is boring and shackled to a social rules. Tear it up and you've got something far more interesting than some load of shit like eastenders. It's why movies like Joker were so successful. No one wants to see normal people.
>Finlay ChristieBlud looks like Westley from Princess Bride and has the name of a 100m Olympic sprinter from Barbados
>>221832758>worrying about your bodyshe should be
6 people died in the water over the bank holiday weekend. How can you be such a fucking spastic to die in the sea?
>>221832710I'm now also remembering seeing some videos on his channel where it's obvious that he's putting on some more lower class accent
nary a speck
know there's at least 5 kent lads here
not reading your dissertation mate fuck off
just put me in the maid costume
funny seeing how other generals have random people they are obsessed with like their own version of seaside mark or timmyit's always some disabled loserwhat gives?
>>221832795they're kids mateit's the parents who act as if the sun emits joy rays rather than radiation
>>221832795you would never say this if you've served in the navy cadets
guys should i buy Adderall? I’ve read things like it’s like that NZT drug from the movie limitless and you can just get anything done and accomplish anything within reason
>>221832793she can lose weight after i impregnate her 14 times, for now she makes me diamonds and i deserve to seed her
>>221832826Swedes in particular are obsessed with spasticsVery similar to us in that way
he's on /brit/making his so called postswaiting for repliesomdz
got bros on
>>221832795
>>221832874it would seem that this post is an accurate representation of myself
>>221832853yeah mate all those millions of kids on adderall are all highly skilled millionares thanks to taking a pillreality is most of them are wanking for 5 hours a day and can't function from lack of sleep and foodlegitimately hang yourself
didn't know there were navy cadets, remember once in assembly they advertised the army cadets that you could do after school, no way I'd do that over going home straight away and playing xbox
was going to post what i did my dissertation on but realised it's doxable info
>>221832893Well obviously it’s not a miracle drug I never said that. But I’m saying if I take it with the intention of locking in and accomplishing something that’s different isn’t it
>>221832681Why? You like watching attractive girls kiss other girls? Are you a cuck?
Why has this general become so insufferably drole
>>221832857gestational diabetes
obviously once it cools down I'll be wanking my willy but until then
Eid Mubarak lads
>>221832927>I’ve read things like it’s like that NZT drug from the movie limitless also, NZT is based of modafinil not adderaladderal is literally just speed, amphetamine. you can call it by its pharma name it doesn't change anything. it's literally speed.
>>221832948not a real word
>>221832936>attractive girlsWhere?
the raped rorke theory
>>221832963ramadan shove it up your arse
sky is falling, lads
Rorke is 28 years old. He lives at his parents' house in a town in the West Midlands, in the room he grew up in. He has a degree in History from a former polytechnic he was steered towards at 16 by a careers adviser who, in fairness, did not have many options on the jobs menu to offer him. Rorke now works in a fulfilment warehouse on a contract that gives him between 28 and 42 hours' work a week, depending on the shift pattern. He has never had a relationship.He does not own a car. He has about £800 in savings.
happy eid al biomass eradcationa
>>221832963konichiwa matex
looked up that jamiescomputers, not much selection over 8gb of ram
>>221832982bloody good post
only white muslim I know is ginger
>>221832997you can add more ram if it's not soldered. i got myself a t14 and brought the ram up to 64gb
two gay indians, ramit and jamit
Guess where I am
>>221832990right well that's me isn't it
>>221832618howl
>>221833022the homosexual centre
>>221832818
only gay porn I watch involves hairless twunks
>>221833022Your gonna get your crotch shoved into by my face with hairy thighs like that, bruvcorrrr
he approaches
>>221833032Close
remembering that really old phwoar image of a fat titted girl in an angel halloween costume
didn't need to see that
>>221833022chinker massage parlour
she was killed by her bf in rochdale
>>221833058getthemfunded
>>221833073fucking waste i would have treated her like a queen
what can i get for dinner that isn't more than a fiver
nigga lives on a grove, or a road, or a terrace
>>221832758thigh meat
might go out for a walk around 8 or socatch the evening golden hour
>>221833093I live on a hillx
>>221833093coop 5 for £5
>clear blue skies and hail stormwheres that coming from then
>>221833062aids clinic
>>221833092gravy's good tonight
just snapped this
finally tried booking eye test and it didn't even give me an email confirmationnow i don't know whether it actually booked or not and i'm not going to just turn up there without confirmation but if i don't turn up then i might miss the appointment
>>221833120whats that some sort of insect?
>>221833107read this in the gen z boss and a mini cadence
>>221833120he fucking LOVES pollen
mad how utterly bored I am of life
>>221833103(8) but nobody wants to know him (8)
>>221833122maybe they sent a confirmation but you just can't see it
>>221833056Bro is zesty>>221833069No but I have been to one of those before in Bolton
OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN
>>221833092Get a chippy, like 4 quid for a large but it'll fill you up. Enough change for a packet of ketchup.
>>221833120no need to doxx him cunt
>>221833126one of our greatest allies: the humble bee
need to see the cutie walk her dog again
nigga said cadence
lying in bed in my boxers drinking a beer
I live on a street, personally
>>221833135kcheem
>>221833140shut the fuck up
the cay porn dence
>>221833166what beer
guess the country ladsgo onyou'll never guessmental
need my bum spanked
>>221833033get me in this outfit
catbergs not enjoying it
>>221833190Biomassland
>>221832970> Adderall can boost focus and motivation
>>221833198no they never dobut theyre powerless to stop you
>>221833166the woke don't have an answer for this
>>221833150think it's spelled bumble bee!
>>221833190She looks english
>>221833190south africa
got a bee stuck in my hair once
>>221833202poo poo poo scuhreem
smelly poo screaming out me arse
>>221833190turkey
>>221833202s
>>221833188holsten pils
>>221833216scrib
>>221833202brad brad brad sahur
>>221833058dragon dildo arriving?
>>221833202speam
>>221833146chips and ketchup for dinner for a fiver from a paki shop? rather drink my piss
>>221833058mmhmm what did you order
>>221833216scoroar
watching foresty forest, he lives in a van, mad how he's a shagger
seasidemark posting. you don't see that anymore
>>221833206>>221833218>>221833219>>221833229I'll answer it for you given you'll never get it xx
>>221833244bro later
shankland is a rat
>>221833075unquestionably been black clapped before
>>221833263that's mad
>>221833190somewhere brown and smellynorth africa somewhere
>>221833263mad and mental
Adam Smasher Patch 2.1 on Very Hard while Gate K9 playsKino
>>221833272she is lesbian
>>221833263bro on some king julien I like to move it move it type shii
>>221833261got dropped when it was found out he nonced that lass. only person here who still likes him is that tranny nonce bloke
>>221833263gloria been on the ozempic
>>221833263yeah they are from indonesia i think so they look different to africansprobably a bit of french bwc genes in her too
any crywank fans ?
>>221833291even lesbians want their cervix battered by bbc then will just be romantic with girls
This thread consists of grotty little rorke's and lefty pol's pecking away at their keyboard with meaningless ironic comments. Grim little life. I personally am about to drive to my business in my ferrari and fuck the secretary. Can't sit here all night with you rotters.
https://youtu.be/GNudoUcCbsI
>>221832936lesbian cucking is hot thoughthe gf is strictly heterosexual so it'll never happen but i'd cum by biggest load if i got to fuck her after she'd been snogged, scissored, pegged and utterly ravaged by a sweaty butch lesbian
>>221833324based lifechad
>>221833339Thanks
THATS MY MF GOAT!!!
>>221833324i grovel at your feetthank you for blessing us with your presence
>>221833188tsingtao
>>221833324lie on
you lads collect anything?
might become a sex having chad, thoughts?
>>221833190morocco
Got the Agalloch on
>>221833354how leftypol be feeling himself when the yoruba lass at work laughs at his joke
>>221833380not really the weather for it
>>221833371dubs!
>>221833190armenia
>>221833371(You)s>>221833380see them live, think they were goodx
>>221833373hear good things although I never tried it myself
>>221833371mp4s
nigga poonigga doin a poonigga poo
>>221833373they should make a youtube walkthrough on how to get this goingzero docs on becoming a shagger
>>221833371sph
Not looking forward to trying to sleep tonight like... Far too hot
bit of rain and coolness now might be able to return to the not quite as smoldering smeg den
>>221833400sup mouldie
>>221833400kill yourself
Keep getting this lass on my feed. Clearly she’s going to kill herself very soon. Every video is her on the verge of tears telling everyone to keep going and stay strong. Extremely sad
>>221833371Pokemon cards
>>221833444spooky
>>221833434oh i’ll put you to sleep lad just hold still
>>221833424Bully XL? Yeah should be killed mate.
>>221833371books i guess
optician appointments should clown on you for having shit visionlike reading out mean words and giving you goofy glasses and laughing
>>221833424love dogbergs but you shouldn’t let them on the furniture
>>221833371records
>>221833444>she’s going to kill herselfwomen shouldn't be allowed to do that without me getting to shag them firstits only fair
>>221833444holy grimoli
Arsed my whole life up and now the only option I have left is to kill myself
can't wank properly in this heattakes ages to finish and then nothing comes out
>>221833468the test should read Iamgay
>>221833484tosser alert!
i want bananatasty bananaput banana in my mouthsqueeze the peel it cums in denim
installing teams on my home computer
>>221833458looks like a mastiffx
>>221833444With women like this I wonder if they were raped as kids, or alternatively they weren't but wish they were raped so they'd have something to blame
>>221833457Like to see you try m8
You oughta change the BBC to another name. Porn addiction is only getting more common and will not go away. It's better to get ahead of it and change the name rather than having your country's media company constantly eliciting phallic imagery I reckon.
>>221833444link
>>221833444Do you remember that woman a few years ago who tried to kill herself, didn't, then took to social media to help people with their mental elf, and then ended up topping herself.
>>221833444big oof
>>221833499ktim but don't do it now x
>>221833501got erect on the bus looking at some teenagers arse cheeks falling out of denim shorts earliernearly missed my stopif anything, i'm wanking more
>>221833444christknew a girl at uni who had these marks on her armi discovered them suddenly after i slept with herthink i might have done something
>>221833444what's the @
>>221833502*squints*I am goy
>>221833516yeah probably something bad happened
>>221833520Classic ragebaiting, this is what 4chan used to be about
>>221833518>Porn addiction is only getting more commonnot in this country since sir GOD starmer banned that vile muck
>>221833537You were so shit in bed she needed a cry for help
>>221833520barking
>>221833503not that for over a week
coming up on the 2 year anniversary of gibbymoo's passing
>>221833539:/
>>221833534
>>221833518BCB - British Company of Broadcasting
>>221833518imagine if we didnt have jews controlling our country it never wouldve been legal and the traditional nuclear family would still be intact
>>221833528Why not
got a new 75-300mm (150-600mm full frame equivalent) lens coming ladsdangerous summer to be a bird in a tree not wanting its picture taking
I'd do 34 degrees (C) and walk out if I discovered a girl I was seeing had self harm scars
>>221833520don't understand the top tweetpads?
>>221833384lolgenuinely felt a bit cooler when I put them on>>221833398jealous x
britain is uncbritain is choppedbritain is washed
>>221833583corr, going to be honest don't really know about that stuff, but hope you post some picsx
>>221833581not on
rorkes train ticket
>>221833534mental how
>>221833518they should shutter the whole thingit's an evil broadcasting company (EBC)
>>221833607The bottom of dogs feet
>>221833583the only tits you'll ever snap
>>221833600scorethat means she's not an NPC, dude and actually has complex emotions
>>221833612anti neoliberal propaganda
>>221833520woofing
lets talk about more happier and positive things xx
>>221833561absolutely what happenedi couldn't get hard
>>221833633ohmahdayz
>>221833583canon rf?hello billionaire
>>221833663yeah don’t think they like that do they hurts their feelings
>>221833583
what does it mean to snap a tit
>>221833520BARKING
women attempt suicide more than four times as often as menmen die of suicide more than twice as often as women
>>221833643You must be a zoomer and don't remember the emo/scene era when it was cool to do and practically encouraged. It's NPC female behaviour.
nobody: absolutelyndd
>>221833662maddy's dead xxx
>>221833693Women pretend to do it for attention
Am back in the loony bin
>got erect on the bus looking at some teenagers arse cheeks falling out of denim shorts earlier>nearly missed my stop>if anything, i'm wanking more
normies are mindless, emotionless apes that have endured no hardships nor overcome any adversity.
>>221833695not true. scene girls moshers and goths are the only real girls thats why people want goth gfs
>>221833712do they have the nurses that wank you off there
>>221833663I've had performance anxiety issues, it's grim. The more you think about it the worse it gets, and I'm sure whoever you're with thinks it's because of them even though that isn't it.
>>221833739>>221833739>>221833739
rorke: normies are mindless, emotionless apes that have endured no hardships nor overcome any adversity.
>>221833743>>221833743>>221833743
>>221833712tranny?
errr the post count
hello and welcome to this special bank holiday charity edition of /brit/ where we will be going above and beyond 340 posts
>>221833712wait so there’s two /brit/ lads in the mental hospital
>>221833722People want goth gfs because they like the aesthetic, NPCs follows trends like emo/mosh/goth etc.
