>>221830960
sad but true

malaponte meltdowns are always funny but it's very hard to take them seriously given how he looks

>>221830965
Looks like womfy

For me it's women pronouncing it EYE-BEE-THAAA

shy rorke covering his arse with his hand to fart

reduced to a lumbering sloth in this opressive heat

>>221830981
Worth it for the benefits tho

>>221831015
beets as its known nowadays x

bossman's daughter sucking me off behind me he corner shop

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retard make the new more visible you utter utter cunt mong

other people are still posting in the new because they have you filtered or mentally skip over your retarded posts

https://youtu.be/csT98gZ-J80

>>221831077
sounds like you've been done

>>221831077
>other people are still posting in the new
sun stroke mong bastard go take a lie down

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I have a englishman in the company I work at now. What should I tell him so he feels like home?

>>221831094
>he doesn't have the non-uk flags banned

>>221831077
Sounds like a them problem
Us lot made it over fine

>behind me he corner shop

Any incel slug man in

introducing the Malaysians to deep fried mars bars

>>221831077
this is actually the old, you've been tricked

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>>221831008

just checking in, ofcom haven't ISP banned this site yet so that's something

>>221831109
I have Belgium filtered, not because of zoidbelg, just hate Belgium
x

>>221831012
Thinkpad. Something made no earlier than 2015, although closer to 2020 is better. i5 core minimum (I dunno about amd). 8GB RAM minimum, 16 ideally. Can't really go wrong. The T14 is a good shout I think.

>>221831106
we LOVE banter or 'bants' haha if an English person is mean to you it means they LIKE you haha mental isn't it?

>>221831106
nothing all english people are annoying spastics, we're better off treated like the scum we are

Gonna start calling gay people fanny dodgers

the government's more scared of muslims and transgenders than the cost of living crisis LMAO

Imagine you're married, get some tests done on your unborn child and it turns out to have some sort of disability but the wife doesn't want to abort
Oh my days would be so many arguments trying to convince her to do it

>>221831106
Give them your duaghter.
Why would a bong end up in poland for actual work?

>>221831151
this could be true

>>221831160
ultimately her decision isnt it

OfCum

me writing to my boss:
>Dear Shekelsberg, I wanted to notify you a particular issue. It appears that several customers have reported a blah blah blah
>Your sincerely
>Anon
his response:
>k tks
>Sent from my iPhone

>>221831124
love this image

>>221831160
I'd leave her. No woman is worth being saddled with a mong.

>>221831142
Should check out JamiesComputers on ebay. Cheap second hand laptops

>>221831199
hes got more important things to deal with than your prattle

>>221831199
that's why he's in charge

>>221831217
errrr

>>221831156
they don't care if you're poor they know you're poor, they just want to minimise social friction in the multiracial pvp zone they created

>>221830965
>Jam shed

>>221831219
and what of the disabled child?

>>221831225
Aight Jamie?

>>221830965
I have no problem with people sitting around and chatting with some food and drink, but Rorke will of course object because they look "foreign"

saw a white woman walking down the street with her umbrella up because it's sunny. you only usually see the orientals do that

>>221831217
s

business proposal: make west facing bedrooms illegal

>>221831252
oh ma dayz

another evening spent inside for zieds

eternally yours

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He was a seal made of poo!

>>221831167
he probably already has a polish bf/gf/pf at this point

>>221831252
scr

>>221831252
What about it?

>>221831265
parasol
it weren't a transparent plastic one were it? that'd be funny

Heh, was that a witty retort? Time to reply "DONE HIM!!" like a gimpy beg so I can fit in, heh...

>>221831252
bodied him

gf is obsessed with korean cosmetics and believes all those over priced snake oil products are the key to never aging

instagram influencers done a number on her

hate my stupid cunt life

>>221831318
just a normal one i think

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>wearing a transparent plastic umbrella in 35 degree heat

what the fuh

>>221831319
you've been done mate

>>221831339
ktim

>>221831338
korean cosmetics are the best thoughbeit

>>221831338
koreans are fit she knows what shes doing

just going to throw stuff in the small convection oven tonight
too hot to cook properly

Rorke walking through Hackney carrying fire runes, salmon, and a mithril battle axe in case he runs into one of "them"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbIN6Ryi3WY&t=1s

>>221831106
Allahu ackbar

>>221831383
yeh righto literal woman

>>221831383
>>221831399
gooks are caked up heavier than any bongslag

>>221831319
Done him

No rorke, you can't fry air. Just admit you made it up

>>221831338
ever stick your corn dog up her gochujang hole?

>>221831338
richest twats in the world all look like inflated condoms trying to accomplish the same thing and she thinks she's cracked it?

>>221831401
just chucked a load of frozen beige stuff in the air fryer me

had a drink and now I'm laughing at my own posts
x

>>221831405
Leftypol walking through Hackney carrying his entire stack of gold coins, durex, and lube

wonder if Hackeylad saw anything

>>221831445
ktwbm
but i have some asparagus too

i have no bollocks and i must sweat

>>221831438
told her she'd be no worse off by spending £50 on shein instead of over £1000 on puresoul, the little small woman brain doesn't compute it though

wilting in starmer's perfect no wank summer

>>221831339
:(

mad this weather and a deep england world cup run will save are keir at least for a bit

ziedy if he were a duck

>>221831480
replace her tanning lotion with peroxide and send her to the tanning beds, spilled milk then innit

>>221831252
melted him

>>221831252
runt status: booted

ziedy if he were a cuck
oh wait

genuinely fucked up everything and wasted my life. could have achieved so much but nothing ever worked out

DONE HIM!!

>>221831531
ktwmbidbn (kek this was me but I'm doing better now)

gf uses a serum on her eye lashes that supposedly stimulates growth, shes been using it for nearly 2 years at this point and it clearly has done absolutely nothing but i have to pretend it's made a notable difference to keep her happy

>>221831476
Why don't you have any bollocks

Does anyone have that screencap of the /r9k/ autists "detecting" each other?

>>221831553
see >>221831555

The neighbour has left a carton of milk out into the street that's been sitting there for three months. Bin men refuse to take it for some reason, so it's just been congealing, turning more into a cheese like substance rather than its original composition.

Would It be an asshole move of me if I were to dump the entire contents onto her car in the middle of the night? Keep in mind she's probably contributing to the streets growing rat problem so I'd be doing a favour

had three wanks today to some real nasty shit

fat trannies, double anal, farting

need my fucking head rearranged

>>221831530
He isn't Ziedy nor is he a cuck you freak

>>221831574
rekt

>>221831553
she could've just used vaseline and it would've done about the same or better

>>221831555
when you live with a woman the best path is always the one of least resistance

>>221831540
i was talking about ziedy, no need for anyone who isn't him to respond

literally drenched in sweat

>>221831593
No-one respects you, shut up

>>221831580
>asshole
chug it down you yankified FREAK

>>221831593
would tell you to kill yourself but you will eventually so no need

>>221831601
the palatable term is compromise

supping newcy broon and watching muldoons log on t'youtube

>>221831593
is the Belgian your friend?

quite cool in my living room

rorkes mrs rubbing lube in her eyes

>>221831583
i had a wank to siswet19 basically fisting herself up to her elbow then pissing everywhere

>>221831629
Yes

>>221831583
don't know how much of a porn addict freak you need to be to get to this level

I've watched hardcore porn near daily since I was about 13 and my "tastes" are still as vanilla as they were then

got lasagna for tea x

can't wait for geororke manchester straight line part 2

>>221831150
>>221831151
>>221831167
So I should treat him like a mean spastic and offer him my nonexistant daughter

>>221831642
went off her when I saw that vid of her naked and playing with her dog
don't like the insinuation

>>221831580
>asshole
Kill yourself mate

>>221831658
not on

>>221831649
the mistake was taking stims and wanking for 12 hours one time

>>221831642
she used to be so pretty

>>221831665
...yh

>>221831551
Glad to hear it lad, I’m doing my best to repair my situation but sometimes I just get feeling of hopelessness, but I’m not giving up yet

I need my knob sucked
It's too hot to wank!

you gents with air con going
what are you using around the window?
ive got this SHIT window seal thing but its built for continental windows that open out, so there's gaps in the seal

>girl messages lets have a chat
what are you genuinely meant to do in this situation

anyone ever hired an escort?

i'm a sensitive young man and would like one but not a crack whore

>>221831649
I genuinely and unironically masturbated over the thought of Eggman sucking me off, and that was when I knew that I was too far gone to be redeemed

>>221831670
i mean the amount of knotty dildos or spunking horsecock dildos shes taken it was always there

>>221831703
one of those but with standard windows

>>221831705
have a chat

gutted my bameingham post didnt get a sniff of acknowledgement

>>221831703
cardboard, bin bags and tape

I've got the 50p from the queen's nose
anyone fancy buying it?

escortmong has posted his samefag bait i see

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autism can lead to you doing this or trying to become a woman
mad mad mad

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>>221831645
can you please ask your friend what he means by "m2" in his posts?

>>221831713
I fucked one in the arse while she was having a serious conversation with her sister about some cargo of clothes they were importing to sell
I toyed with her arse a bit in the beginning so I knew she was ok with a finger in but when I put two inside and she continued talking as if nothing happened I quickly spat on it and proceeded to buttfuck her
she silenced her mic and asked me what was I doing while moaning lol
she had to say a couple of things before hanging up and then proceeded to get buttfucked
I didn't pay a single penny extra

>>221831645
why are you friends with a paedophile

@grok is mouth or willy temperature colder

>>221831730
come back when you've got bernards watch, soft cunt

>>221831553
Mine wants to get eyebrow tattoos because she thinks they're too pale, I think she looks fucking mental after she's painted black eyebrows onto an incredibly pale complexion but luckily she only does that when she's going out. At least she's not injecting fish cum into her face

>>221831713
sensitive young men don't hire escorts you've got the meme wrong

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What do you do to cope whenever a cringe or embarrassing memory pops into your head?

For me it's making loud squeaking noises like a distressed gerbil
Or grimacing and going "I'm GAAAY!!!" in a high pitched zesty manner

>>221831703
i got the one from amazon you stick velcro around the seal of the window, attach the cloth/net then push the cheeky hose through the hole
its probably not perfect but better than last year

>>221831748
wonder what the tranny and zeidy could have in common

>>221831722
and you've not had to fuck around with this SHIT window seal?
take a few attempts to get it right. need to draw marks on where the corners go, actually.
>>221831727
there's apparently a company that'll do you an acrylic square with a cutout for the hose
that's the plan for either next year or proper summer in august

it's not about the temperature it's about the action of wanking myself off.

>>221831732
just a normal autist me

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just a load of weird men dressed as women sucking each other off absolute freaks

>>221831649
>>221831684
>>221831716
for me it was wanking to peter hitchens

>>221831567
Could probably just go over there and bring a fresh one back, seems to be basically all they do

>>221831760
>For me it's making loud squeaking noises like a distressed gerbil
sc

>>221831693
we're all gonna make it. I've learnt to deal with things a bit better rather than spazzing out and ruining it all every time something bad happens
x

Piehead meltdown because he can't comprehend the concept of friendship

>>221831764
It's not just that, it's the fact that both of them are outcasts
There is a genetic impulse within freaks to huddle together

>>221831703
I pop it through the small window and wrap it with a towel

Leftypol getting his opinions from the wef
Rorke getting his opinions from dmt beings

>>221831684
MCAT and my incest fetish :(

bunch of wronguns in here

>>221831790
funny how you were posting earlier about how your aldi uniform stinks of piss

>>221831790
your friend is a paedophile

>>221831770
yeah but you will get too warm from it unless we take breaks for the saliva to evaporatively cool it

BPCR

right

>>221831818
Cat piss because the cat pissed on it you clown

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>>221831822

>>221831730
William's wish wellingtons or nothing you useless prick

you're my bank now

>>221831811
yeah it was actually mcat and its' fucked everything up for me

these days i literlaly wank to the thought of taking mcat and shagging

used to find ziedy odd but respected his gimmick until one day i saw him genuinely getting rattled and upset in a thread and break character, knew then he was seething behind the facade

>>221830965
I know this is supposed to stir racial hatred but I honestly see no difference to this than white lower class people sitting in paddling pools outside their house

got some bits in the air fryer

speaking to a child today
apparently these days everyone has their teacher's email addresses and they just send over their homework digitally as a pdf doc, similar to uni

how times have changed

>>221831850
>used to find ziedy odd but respected his gimmick
the gimmick of being a paedophile? that earned your respect did it

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>>221831693
Only a loser if you quit

30 year old tranny reeking of piss meowing to itself in aldi
roar

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what then fug?

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>The mentally ill bbc spammer? Yeah that's me best mate

It'd be fun to know which pornstars were actually into doggy style, except for Katrina Jade and Bobbi Starr

>>221831850
He's certainly an odd one

Remember to stay hydrated

>>221831790
why don't you answer the question

mental how I just got my first gf last year (wasn't a virgin tho) whereas my mate's son turns 18 this year

>>221831883
loved wanking to bobbi's hairy muffer

>>221831893
I already did, piehead

>>221831854
maybe the fact that they're brown people from the hills of kashmir perhaps

>>221831844
That drug and degenerate porn are an absolute fucking nightmare combo. The comedown shame is enough to keep me from ever buying it again, simply cannot handle it.

>>221831854
Need them deported and the white lower class ground into fish flakes

>>221831854
that's the best parallel you drew?
they're having a bleeding picnic, we love picnics, but not on the sodding street corner blocking the pavement

>>221831871
>meowing
FOY

>>221831883
>wonder which pornstars are into one of the most notoriously pleasurable positions

>>221831903
no you didnt

>>221831892
doing this but with gin

>>221831894
got 2 mates with teenage sons, mad, but honestly thought I was going to have kids at 20, 35 now and no gf in 20 years

>>221831822
ok we can take breaks then

>>221831894
Wish the people around me were successful desu, I'm a loser surrounded by bigger losers
Not even smug about being better than them, it's like a fat bloke being smug that he's not as fat as those 600 pound life guys

>>221831912
park's full of dogs

on my second cider of the night

>>221831951
>it's like a fat bloke being smug that he's not as fat as those 600 pound life guys
ktim

>>221831883
most women are into doggystle

Anyone fancy a roadside picnic?

calling people "piehead" is legit the only time sacked tranny has made me laugh or even just made me not want to clobber him in the head

the piehead gimmick is a good one

>>221831894
>>221831936
this might be extremely shocking to you but you're meant to put some effort into finding a gf

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whats your favourite star trek film?
obviously none of them are good but which is your favourite?

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>>221831936
Did you lose your virginity to the last gf you had at least, as a teenager?

>>221831936
thought i was gonna die a virge but managed to get a 35 year old woman to put up with me when i was 29, think she originally saw me as an easy target to give her a baby before her time ran out but it worked in my favour anyway haha

want her to love me

>>221831970
let's have one on the M6
did they stop oil btw? forgot about that until now

Careful, Goran… :)

>>221831981
I know, too fat and ugly at the mo
x

>>221831985
First Contact

>>221831981
not true at all if you're normal you just get a gf one day

>>221831869
not aware about that part saw the silly interracial stuff as low-tier bait which got responses so I sort of understood it until his mask slipped one time now it's sad cause I know he does it out of spite and not cause he's a light-hearted troll

>>221831985
wtf why are there so many?

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>Thinkpad. Something made no earlier than 2015, although closer to 2020 is better. i5 core minimum (I dunno about amd). 8GB RAM minimum, 16 ideally. Can't really go wrong. The T14 is a good shout I think.

>>221831985
only seen the first one with chris pine it was ok

>>221831972
for me it's telling my nanna to shut her bloody piehole when she uses the insufferable phrase 'funny billy' rather than 'silly billy'

>>221831981
I didn't actually have to put in any effort directly, I just stopped being fat

>>221832012
because they've been making them for 50+ years

>>221831985
first contact, i've only seen the tng-era ones
and i think wrath of khannnnnnnnnnnnnn
which was ok but im not a tos guy

>>221831990
yeah, I was a shagger in my teens. fuck knows what happened

>>221831970
can i bring my furry monkey daughter

not snacking anymore
switching to spirits

I'm just not being a fat cunt anymore, sick of it

>>221832015
that is just plain rude

steadily feeling less like SHIT.

>>221831985
Star Trek 2 when they go back in time to gay San Francisco

>>221831985
didn't like them

coworkers couldn't believe that I don't like The Boys
awful awful pogram

woops sorry, accidentally touched your aura with my aura psychically there for a second, haha. your aura is so bright for your age, haha

>>221832028
arent they all shit though? got to admit defeat at some point

I've lost a bit of weight but I need to lose a bit more and then a little bit more as I'm quite very fat

>>221831972
She genuinely has some amazing gimmicks and is pretty creative. She has freaks here on the ropes easily, it’s impressive to watch

>>221832033
You were??? Fucking hell, I lost my virginity to a whore when I was 17 and came inside a woman for the first time when I was 32. Ah, who cares, as long as you get your groove, or jig as they call it here, back

>>221832071
First Contact is alri

have a t480 myself and i never ever use it
it just sits there being underpowered

>>221832073
ktim, was big already then I put on 7 stone in a year

>>221832073
make sure you're not wasting it lad, hope you're converting some of it into muscle so you dont look like a grim skin zombie

i'm 86 years old and i lost my virgnity in 2022

a refreshing few glasses of watered down gatorade for me

>>221832073
yeah i'm looking very chunky right now but i keep buying and drinking loads of booze and then eating cheese and bread all day the next day

>>221832076
baiting for >she replies are we?
very creative

rice is so easy to cook on the hob
how come chinks all have rice cookers then?

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i'm guessing i'm supposed to wank to her videos? not sure

"aura" is such a dumb fucking zoomerism

honestly zoomer lingo is basically 12 words (aura, lowkey, rizz, sus etc) repeated ad nauseam

they HAVE to use those words. they can't say "hmm these eggs are nice" it has to be "frfr these eggs lowkey bussin"

dumb fucks

>>221832104
Yep thanks for taking it Piehead you fat mong

>>221832118
easier and penger

>>221831985
The Motion Picture. First and the best. Feels like an actual trek episode but given way more money and movie level production. The Voyage Home is probably my second favourite, it's just goofy fun. Haven't watched Search for Spock, Final Frontier or Undiscovered country in over a decade so I need to rewatch. All the TNG era movies suck. As for JJ trek I unironically like Into Darkness.

And what do you mean none of them are good? Some suck, some are actually good, not just as trek but as movies. Mogs the shit out of the utter bollocks you see in cinemas now.

>>221832123
i don't remember millenial lingo
i forgot what we said
i remember we really liked bacon at one point

>>221832118
Microwave rice is easier

>>221832120
didn't realise camping videos had been pornoided

need my dick sucked
or a shag
a shag would be nice

>>221832123
doesn't happen in real life
touch frass

>>221832123
yes that's called slang and you used it when you were a teenager too
how is aura any stupider than swag

>>221832127
thankth for taking it

>>221832056
The San Fran one is the fourth movie. The second one is Khan.

>>221832118
it's even easier

>>221832136
I have the book translated in greek. It was published in 1980 so it still uses the polytonic system.

Lads, someone stop me from going to buy a Ninja Slushi. This hot weather got me craving icy drinks

>>221832143
sorry mate redditors don't represent millennials

>>221832156
it does.

>>221832157
swag was some ironic internet meme. people say lowkey and aura all the time these days.

>>221832158
scream

>>221832175
grow up

reminder that sacked tranny started sticking up for ziedy because he thought he was making fun of tim when he was saying timmy

i am in love with my rice cooker

>>221832169
nigga reading Greek Star Trek in polycule omg nerdy ass nigga

>>221832175
no, get one, consume, bet it's fucking pengaleng

>>221832163
>Khan

Fucking woke destroyed Star Trek

>>221832175
you're a fully grown man

mad how raped I am

>>221832179
>swag was some ironic internet meme
just wasn't though was it

>>221832163
I don't think so

>>221832175
I've got one
They're brilliant
Might get a blue raspberry one on now actually

>>221832175
Just put drinks in the freezer for about an hour and take it out so it's partially frozen

>>221832156
>aura, lowkey, rizz, sus
ive heard zoomers say all of these in real life

cant stand being an incel freak anymore
im going to kill myself

my arse could not get any more raped right now

heat makes me horny sorry lads

>>221832193
Why

https://vocaroo.com/1cZ4INDleJIS

>>221832202
rorke?

>>221832229
makes yummy rice and sings to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99Io5nbnho

>>221832230
he's such a bizarre bloke

>>221832223
going to miss you mate
x

right well

>>221832244
me when people ask me why i'm in a WMAF relationship

>>221832143
I remember saying "bare" to mean a lot and embarrassing amount as a teenager. Other ones as I got older I didnt pick up on, one fat middle class wanker that pretended he was inna city used to say jokes instead of laughing. Every time he found something funny he'd just say jokes and I'd want to smash his stupid fat spotty face in. It was jokes tbf

>>221832255
*she's such a bizarre bloke