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are you going to leave your state for another, ameribros?
>>221836294I hope I lose my Virginia-ity soon
>>221836294No one has ever successfully left iowa
what is the Riot Act even and why am I hearing about it intermittently
Wyoming is the best fly over state
>>221836214There is a female american streamer that I used to watch that moved to brazil a few months ago to meet her online brazilian boyfriend for the first time. Since that she has totally stopped streaming or uploading videos on youtube after the first few brazil vlogs. All her tiktok and instagram comments are disabled and she has been gone for about 7 months. I think she might have been kidnapped lol
>>221836294I hope not but everyone out of state is flooding in and making everything expensive.
>>221836294i want the legalities of being a floridian but weather that's above the mason dixon line with access to the coastso I'm just gonna be a lowkey snowbird
>>221836294with what money?
>>221836294Of course. Gas is too cheap here, needs to be higher for short term pain
>>221836294I left Maryland for California
>>221836384Bet you feel real stupid now, dontcha
>>221836253gay
Might grow the beard out to hide my herpes
>>221836384LolLmaoWhy?
>>221836423obese
>>221836423she definitely has aids
>>2218364233,000% chance she fucks n***ers exclusively.
Believe it or not, I invented death, people didn't die before I was born
>>221836417I miss my friends but I really enjoy it here >>221836462School
My progress so far
I just watched an entire video about doves
>>221836504
I cant use my headphones to close to a microwave
>>221836495does that really even count though until you get a job/business or own land?
>>221836495> I really enjoy it hereWhat part?
>>221836504>10lbs in 1 weekThat's good progress but seems a bit quick? Are you just fasting or what?
>>221836504how do you get that fat?
threw my microwave away because roaches were living in it
>>221836534I keep knocking my microphone off my desk which in theory makes it sound like shit but idk because I don't really use it much
>>221836570How brown are you
>>221836553I've heard it's easier for large/obese people to initially lose weight
>>221836587i'm quite white
What Youtube slop do you watch?I'm watching some Danny Duncan at the moment.
Roaches in my rari
>>221836610vtubers/weebs, manufacturing videos, and dnb
>>221836609Not if you got roaches living in your microwave
>>221836651i don't have a microwave anymore
Won 20,50€ in the lottery and swiftly reinvested it all.
>>221836610THG, tornado footage, and top gear
>>221836610gameplay videos
FILTHY ASS NIGGAS ITTNIGGA WIT ANTS IN HIS FUCKIN MATTRESSDIS NIGGA GOT ROACHES IN HIS MICROWAVENASTY, FILTHY, STANKY ASS NIGGAS.
>>221836680Browner and browner
>>221836610bodycam videos
All wild salmon has worms in it
Carmen has had, afaik-liposuction on her chin-chin implant-Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)Her breasts have doubled in size over the last five years or so, so probably something there too.
PIT GODDESS
>>221836753looks repulsive
>>221836750That's why you cook it, son.
>>221836753Imagine going through all that just to look like a fat hog
>>221836570Hard sign that you need to get your fuckin' life together bro
>>221836772Why does she look Chinky
>>221836787She went through all of that to make a shit-ton of money on OF.
>>221836750Throw a strawberry in salt water and count the white larvae that come out
>>221836828Why do you look chinky?
>>221836772what's with her arms? does she seriously have shitty zoomer tattoos all over?
>>221836790my life is broken beyond repair
Just realized all those dancing coon chimpout videos going viral rn are highschool graduations lolActing like they achieved something
>>221836864why?
>>221836864Start a cockroach farm in your apartmentYou can still make it with a little work
>>221836838>the white larvae that come out
>>221836889Somebuhdy still needa work da line at Wendies cracka
>>221836889graduating from an inner-city coonville high school is like getting a phd in doytschland
How's the homeless situation in your city?
indians almost always have some form of parasitic worms dwelling inside them due to the chronic ingestion of fecal matter in their diets and daily routines. there's a greater chance your dog is worm-free.
>>221836909i'm hopelessly mentally ill>>221836912kind of already have one. they come out at night
>>221836889lol you cant fail education here. its an open secret that the counselors and pricnipals will inflate your grades
>>221836976>kind of already have one. they come out at nightStart grinding them into powder and selling to companies. There's strong demand broWork smarter, not harder
>>221836950a hive of fent zombies have laid claim to a section of a four lane road not far from our mlb and nfl stadia where they stop traffic and scream at people
had a doctors appointment, I am now perfectly healthy and because of my new insurance it cost $0, gonna hit the penjamin to celebrate
heard some latina bih say "ay papi" in a porn and immediately coomed, now i can't stop fapping to latinas
>>221836950It's great, there's plenty of bums everywhere and some of them are violent. Saw a guy fall over at a crosswalk the other day. He landed on his own bike pedal and it gouged the fuck out of his jaw and neck and he was bleeding badly. It was annoying because he was blocking traffic, we all had to drive around him. Overall though the homeless situation is growing in size and intensity, garbage and feces are more common than ever. my city is run by a liberal faggot woman btw, not sure if that matters?
Homebody got a clean bill of health from his doctor and to celebrate I'm gonna drink a bottle of whiskey
>>221837064Fap to me instead
haven't had a checkup in about a decade
>>221837071>this is what a 35 year former child actor looks like
>>221836950Terrible. They took over school playgrounds and now children can't play outside
>>221837238Same however I've been drug tested like 12 times
>>221837071>my city is run by a liberal faggot woman btw, not sure if that matters?White women are the most open to fascism and were the biggest supporters, idiot.
>>221837055I tried scheduling a doc appointment with this supposedly free clinic. Said the first available is two months from now and the anticipated cost just for a checkup is $400 I just went ahead and cancelled
Haven't been to the doctor since I was 12 or the dentist since I was 18
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>221837276She's not even remotely attractive.
>>221837378
>>221837349do you floss at least
>>221837337This is just my regular doctor I go to an old white (swedish immigrant her husband is american) woman
>>221837378would that gif be classified as nsfw?
>>221837421No, it's medical
I've been in rehab before and it didn't take. Should I go back again? I really just want something else to do besides drinking.
>>221837408Yeah but I feel like it doesn't do anything
>>221837421I was banned for posting a pic of pepe's penis, which was just cartoon with green skin and everything
I quit drinking on the 3rd of this month after drinking everyday for over 10 years. It's possible
>>221837378What about Addy?
I went once to a doctor a year ago for pneumonia but otherwise I haven't been in about 6 years
>>221837447Take up vandalism as a hobby
>>221836950Literally had none of them precovid and now we're swarmed with them, honestly convinced it's some sort of conspiracy to destabilize local politics (local mayor wants to ship them to a neighboring city, his main opposition wants to do nothing and let the police shoot them, neither is interested or willing to answer questions about how a mid sized town that had zero homeless 5 years ago now has /literal/ hordes of them roaming the streets) honestly typing that out sounds like schizo shit but seriously where did they all come from we're in the middle of fucking nowhere
No one's ever going to love me
>>221837332Don't call me an idiot you rancid swine.
>>221837570I love you (platonically)
my stummy is so full of milk I need to curl up on the floor and take a nap
>>221837570I love the idea of you, but the execution leaves much to be desired.
>>221837612I also desire that he be executed
I only spend like 30 minutes at the gym idk how people go for longer
>>221837468kek same. i was banned 4 years ago for posting a picture which innocently depicted apu with his penis. not even sexual in nature
>>221837570Tru and it sux 2 b u
>>221837606*jumps on your stomach and makes you shit and barf and piss all at once out of every hole*
Are you more of an imperialist or a nationalist? I think in my heart of hearts I'm a cosmopolitan imperialist
>>221837638Anyone who goes for longer than an hour would have better results at home watching gay porn considering that lifting is 1% of the time they spend and the other 99% is posing in the mirror taking selfies like some teenage girl with an adderall addiction
These Czech monkeys don't know how to score lol
Hillary Duff is honestly a very beautiful woman
>>221836950there's usually one at every cross section or red light in the busy areas and I almost always walk by two or three if I'm going somewhere. In the more suburban areas there's sometimes one at a traffic light, or near retail centers, but I think the cops do more to make them go somewhere else.
>>221837706Indeed. Strange as it may seem, I sometimes imagine myself having sex with her, though I have never met her, and I often accompany this fantasy with masturbation.
Stop asking non sequiturs you fucking nincompoop shitheads.
neatly dumped it down in the creek this time
finally set my blackout blinds up in my living roommight be time to move the pc out there methinks
>>221837694>better results watching gay pornFunny because the guy in front of me was doing cable crunches with his hiney in my face
>>221837638When I see people who go longer than an hour they're usually also doing cardio, doing something that seems stupid, or they look like the hulk
>>221837682Constitutional electoral hereditary monarchy with an upper and lower house using a MMPR or P-CVR system for general elections
>>221837786Understandable!!She had such a glowup after becoming a mother
>>221837793>non sequiturSpeak English bitch you’re not impressing anyone here
>>221837825This is my point, I do my workout and get out, far too many guys want to sit around and ogle each other for hours and then wonder why they don't have a girlfriend, idk man you spent 4 hours today looking at another man's ass then showering with him could explain it!
>>221837682I am mechanic
Canadian boy butts drive me nuts!
The city where my mom lives also has a lot of homeless people and when it's really late or super early you can see them going around with bikes they stole, and there's also a camp or two. One of their favelas also got rekt with a new park
>>221837895ede cacatum Germanice socrus
>>221837926you're going to die alone
>>221837930>cacaUh oh
>>221837930google translate FAIL!
Reading the Repairer of Reputations
>>221837926Every leaf that posts here is like 350lbs+
dying in a plane crash seems like a most nightmarish way to die
Imagine some disgusting 55 year old graying pot bellied faggot alone in his disgusting apartment, alone and utterly empty, with AIDs or Monkey pox or whatever nature comes up with next to condemn this disgusting behaviorThat's this dudes future>>221837926
Scientists say that flossing doesn’t actually do anything
why don't black people think they need to listen to the police?
Damn this Canadian is high IQ, it’s a multi level 4D lingo joke>This phrase is a humorous, faux-Latin insult. When translated literally from Latin, "ede cacatum" means "go defecate" or, more colloquially, "go take a crap." The word "Germanice" means "in German," and "socrus" means "mother-in-law.">However, the phrase is actually a clever linguistic joke that relies on phonetic wordplay. When you read the Latin words "ede cacatum" aloud, they sound almost identical to the German phrase "Edel-Kacktum." In German, "edel" means noble or precious, and "Kacke" is a vulgar term for feces. The suffix "-tum" is used to describe a state of being or a collective domain (like *Königtum* for kingdom or *Bürgertum* for bourgeoisie). Therefore, the phrase invents a fictional, highly formal-sounding German word that translates mockingly to "the realm of noble crap" or "the state of royal poop.">When you combine the phonetic pun with the literal Latin translation, the entire phrase serves as a sophisticated, multilingual jab. It functions as a cheeky, pseudo-intellectual way to tell a mother-in-law to go take a hike, while simultaneously mocking her by labeling her presence or attitude as a "noble pile of garbage." It is the kind of joke historically used by students or scholars to trade insults right under someone's nose without them realizing they are being mocked.
there was this one woman at the gym who kept ripping out farts.
>>221838082Because listening to the police is how they get shot. ( No don't you dare suggest that they wouldn't be getting shot if they just cooperated, that would be rediculous obviously)
>>221838125Farts or fat roastbeef queefs?
>>221838082>"Fuck yt peepo">DINDU NUFFINThat's literally it. The black parents at the school are like this. You tell them that their son threw a chair across the classroom, and it always defaults to "HE DINDU NUFFIN" "YALL WANTS US IN JAIL"
gayson
>>221838125You should have reported her to the staff
>>221838125you should've slung a 10 lbs plate at her teeth
>>221838125Was she hot?
where are the messssicans?
The USS Jeanette
>>221838246at their roofing jobs
>>221838246Busy preparing carne asada
>>221838269why?
>>221838284roofs need roofing
>>221838163fat hamplanet volcanoes. >>221838237if you like bowling balls
Hola
>>221838284Americans are too spoiled to do roofing themselves
Wild how signs like this used to dot the landscape of Canada
Lung status?0% weed0% nicotine100% love
I feel like chicken tonight chicken tonight
>>221838342I love fat girls. More cushion for the pushin.
BIG NEWS IN AMERICA
>>221838487Good, I hope they let him off scott free and he does it again and again. He is pure chaos. That's what we need.He's da jokah baby.
^He did nuffin wrong
>>221838353for the length of human civilization being around, it practically changed over night
press F to pay your respects
>>221838487not surprised they accepted it
>>221838487was he actually a reddit mod kek momberg has been asking about "those weird redditors" recently.
>>221838611My aunt used to have this sign in her home
>>221838667do you actually believe lightning did that?
>>221838530
>>221838707GAMERS RISE UP
>>221838707holy based
The moment the carpet installers were done, I couldn't contain my delight about our bedroom's brand new carpeting!!I HAD to roll around on it.I mean, look how AMAZING it is?! (Turns out, if you're an adult making your own money, you can just do things like this.)
If guns get too expensive people find ways to make them cheaper. If gas gets expensive nothing happens.
If you look out the window in the evening right now and have a clear view, you can see Venus and Jupiter. Venus is the brighter, lower point of light on the left, and Jupiter is the dimmer, higher point of light further to the right. All the other stars are significantly dimmer than these two.
>>221838788Speak for yourself I'm buying a horse soon
>>221838788Because expensive gas is the prize we have to pay for the safeguarding of Israel.
>>221838706Zeus obviously did it with lightning
are teslas any good?
Learning art or playing instruments is a waste of timeYou should be lazer focused on making money 24/7
>>221838815I did the math last week and it's still cheaper for me to get a motorcycle instead of a horse lol
>>221838856There's wild horses you can take for free
the german poster is pure AIDS, genuinely the worst poster ITT.
>>221838926i found his astrological update helpful
>>221838926You’re just an antisemite
>>221838836The cyber truck is probably overrated, or at the very least just controversial, but electric cars in general are good enough to use if it's not a pain to charge them. Their quick acceleration is probably fun if you're not into dirty mechanical combustion shit. Most people I know prefer hybrids though.
>>221838985Don't listen to him. Most Leafs enjoy your presence in this thread.
>>221838985not just.
Nobody actually like energy drinks
>>221839009I drive a seafoam green prius
https://files.catbox.moe/09vxf5.mp4IMPORTANT
bigotry is beneath me
>>221839009I'm waiting for chinese EVs that cost 15K to be available so American car companies can go bankrupt.
question for Americans. Whats the situation with politics now. Can you say that you support Trump without being made fun off by sane people. How many people would you say support
>>221839079Every once in a while an ice cold Red Bull just goes hard asf
>>221839079I do but they cost too much. I would drink them over coffee anyday if given the chance.
>>221839087Yeah he’s LARPing big time
>>221838836They're fine, good resale value for the standard models, and people report good milage out of the batteries that comes from the factory.Most annoying things people complain about however are the cost of replacement parts, tires, panels, etc. Also the eventual cost of replacing the batteries themselves is something you need to account for (10k+). But like I said, the cars have been around long enough that we have a pretty good sense of how long the batteries last (500k+ miles).
>>221839087is this AI?
I served four years in there navy
>>221839200is this a gay joke?
>>221839200did you listen to the village people?
Imagine eating this good
>>221838911The monthly cost for a horse is still greater
>>221839108Statistics are readily available look it up. It hasn't changed much the past 8 years 30-40% like him, 45% hate him
And The number one song on the charts is Choosin Texas By Ella LangleyWhat do you think of it?
>>221839324There is no monthly cost they eat grass and plants which are free
>>221839200WHY are you geh
>>221839200Were you the enlisted glory hole
>>221839292the meat looks good, is that rice?needs taters I'd say
>>221839108Everyone loves Trump. No one I know hates him and I live in suburban Texas.
>>221839292ho ho hoh, oH YEAHNOW WE'RE COOKIN
watching KOTH while eating Whataburger and drinking Arizona
Business idea: people give away bibles for free. This presents a basically unlimited supply of fuel. Collect thousands of free bibles burn them all to turn a turbine generating basically free unlimited energy
>>221839420POS
>>221839108half hate him half love him.
There's trump supporters who support him for practical reasons and there are cultists who will support him no matter what he does.
>>221839292that rice looks fucking horrible, wild rice is thirdie shit
>>221839551I support him because he's conservative and Christian.
>>22183910854% of Americans read at or below a 6th grade level. 21% of American adults are functionally illiterate. Over the last decade, reading scores are down in 83% of school districts. Math scores are down in 70%.My country is in the midst of a legitimate societal collapse, and the government we have in charge is a perfect representation of the populace. This anon >>221839403 is closer to the truth than this one >>221839330.
>>221839563I think hes an opportunist, not really ideological or Christian
>>221839584If you want me to read, give me a book that I want to fucking read. Most books make me angry and it hurts my read to keep reading.
>>221839584Relax sweetie you're getting histrionic Breath in and out you're on your period but it's going to be ok just breathe in and out with me
>>221839617>and it hurts my read to keep reading
>>221839551I support him because I'm an accelerationist
>>221839584 (me)im trans btw
>>221839388>is that rice?Yes>>221839562I love wild rice :/
>>221839664I think that position pisses off the most amount of people possible
My tiddies look nice in this wifebeater
the country is doomed
>>221839491
>>221839712Stock market is doing pretty good though
>>221839108most people I talk to irl don't really care about politics. the general consensus is that both sides are fucked and us little people just have to put up with it. after trump's done raping the country, it'll be someone else.
Momberg wont use Uber because she thinks the driver might sexually assault her
Filipinos are more annoying than Mexicans
Is Miami as dystopian as it looks?https://youtu.be/jKXI_ZOJ_2U
>>221839753Does she have a big fat ass
>>221839769No
I wouldn't mind a dick up my ass. Especially if they are dressed up as mario or luigi.
>>221839763The answer is always yes
>>221839763Its full of Hiatians and Cubans
>>221839634I'm perfectly calm. I've read enough about human history to understand that this happens. Civilizations sometimes just collapse.
>>221839753Reassure her that she's much too ugly for that
>>221839712always was
>>221839782Kissable lips?
Uber made it so now people can select a woman driver. This is just going to result in pajeets selecting all the women drivers and then trying to rape them.
>>221839798there's literally nothing wrong with Cubans, doubt they're responsible for the dystopian part
>>221839835Stop asking weird questions
>>221839799You're just one of those people that get a fetishistic enjoyment of out of their own hysteria
>>221839843shall be becoming a mtf uber driver
>>221839712Everything has been affordable but ok
>>221839413i like white hos with football shaped asses
>>221839851That’s a yes. Is she a blonde
>>221839860It'll be exceptional when women start selecting "female driver" and it's just some 220lbs troon in the driver's seat.
>>221839877amazing
I would have sex with all of the moms of everyone itt desu
>>221839843or male drivers that """identify""" as women raping women passengers
Thread is loaded with bots again. Smdh.
I am a rugged charming alpha male
immigrants are part of what makes me proud to be Canadian this land is for us all
>>221839877Have you seen this perchance? This is before orangeman 2 week military operation
>>221839981Case in point. Bot post.
>>221837670Based belly stuffing sadist
i ate too many hot cheetos yesterday and now my tummy hurts and my butthole is on fire AAACCKKKKKKKKKKKK
all canadian posters are bots, the internet has been illegal in canada since 2019
>>221840008Takes one to know one
Ive been swimming in raw sewage, I love it.
>>221839987>Ignoring that most Americans support this warOk. Iran has been bombing and attacking our civilians for decades.
been wearing the same pair of jeans every day for over year. haven't washed them.
momstein is ordering pizza and wings
>>221840104Most Americans do not support this war only most Republicans
I should become a vtuber
>post office "delivers" my package last week>nowhere to be found>lodge copmplaint>uh no, we totally delivered it>no you didnt, fuckface, why would I be complaining if I had recieved it>2 more days pass>package suddenly by the door to my roomso either the post office lied or one of my roommates has been holding onto it for some reason
>>221840107the way it should be
Women and men are natural enemies
Kraft dinner max save money
>>221840152
>>221840127jasonesque
>>221840165I bang a new chick every single day lol
>>221840193Same but just your mom
im just a lonely body
its so over desu
>>221840193palmela Handerson?
>>221840210Your mom blew me while I took a shit
no one seems to care or report on it, but fyi - russia is now seemingly and officially getting pushed back gradually. satellite images and reports from analyst are backing up the claim from the field.seemingly, all of the minuscule gains they've made over the last couple of years are being rolled back.
>>221840229Your mom is my toilet
>>221840193Same but I'm also having sex with >>221840193 's mom
these vibes are pristine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsNe0edwWcs
>>221840250Your whole country is a toilet sandeep
>>221840235
>>221840264For me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjoz9egJDs
>>221840287Your mom is a toilet for the whole country jose
growing up is realizing everyone is an incompetent piece of shit
>>221840362hard to believe that is what it looks like from brazil
>>221840362salient point from our jungle dwelling friend
living on the straightened arrow
https://youtu.be/mEhYtnHQAUwYou guys got me listening to her
I don’t like Puerto Ricans
obese negroid stabs white toddler in the facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djf-59_sFrghow do americans tolerate living in a world like this.
>>221840544one of my money dudes lives there, he does it because they don't get taxed for shit, like almost nothing
>>221840554you live in the same world though
>>221840554the stock market though
corr did sumwun order a pooington?fink i may be able to coalesce the aquiescence
>>221840554If you want to reap the many and varied benefits of diversity then you need to bear the occasional cultural misunderstandings.
i pull up to the function blasting this at max volume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAovYwVQwB8&list=RDBAovYwVQwB8&start_radio=1
Where's gockberg?
>>221840264>>221840633A Brazilian posting Donkey Kong music lends itself to some very easy jokes which I will forbear from voicing.
>>221840554>obese negroidliberals will say she was the victim
>>221840669Haha good post
>>221840669Your mom is easy
>>221840697>yfw you stab a toddler to death and plead not guilty
Do you guys also have 'ronto on your lock screen today?
Zogbots aren't American. One of those slave piggies dying has no effect on me
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