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hhhhfhfhfggggrrggbbrrr

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new kino just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1pmDeH1dow

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first for activeee

yeah this is the one, it has the subject

so here we are the lads the new the cp

The Lion the Witch and the Nigger

>>221838278
poobradley

A thread split underway, throwing my cum slick pole in with your lot. You do want me right? Shake hands anyone?

>>221838306
scrm attacking my bollocks

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what is one supposed to do with their life as an underqualified 60-something NEET

cannot imagine a yank following british politics

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>>221838286
Thanks for the help, Rupert mate xx

voting Labour next genny lec

>>221838337
live like tim in a care home being robbed by care bames and living a life not so dissimilar to that of a farmland pig

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>>221838306

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPQznD11xU

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>>221838294
Based

well there's currently a meltdown in progress elsewhere

>>221838306
turkish delight

yet to wank

>>221838352
ive made like $50,000 betting on british politics, actually love it more than american politics, theres so much going on
>>221838354
i bet on him becoming PM months ago btw, i'll make a lot of he wins

remember my friend saying in 2014 "john cleese is gonna be dead soon" well he's surely got egg on his face now

>>221838337
Just wait to die probably. If you're nice you might be able to get a job at a supermarket, seen a couple of oldies pop into self service lately. One old geezer is friendly and always tries to chat but I've inevitably got noise cancelling headphones on so have to take them off and by that point I've missed the bulk of the sentence and just have to smile and agree.

>>221838365
>>221838368
Apt pair of posts

anyone got any genuine advice for easi g the 'pression off a bit, been tanking it for years but its gonna be the death of me

dorothy clicking her red jordans on the white brick road in The Nigger of Oz

>>221838396
screamer

new bladee was dogshit, ive been listening to this nigga since 2016 and his musical decline is trash. Last good thing he dropped was WOD and a couple singles in 2019

>>221838430
wank

>>221838368
If these loonies manage to ban non jew circumcision in the US I'll consider that a massive win for mankind everywhere. Doubt Israel will let them though.

>>221838429
How you handling the heat, 77th?

>>221838430
no sorry
hope this helps x

do the stanky leg (stank)
do the stanky (stank stank!)

was surprised to see sigourney weaver in that new mandalorian film, she was like 30 in alien and that was like a million years ago, you'd think she be dead by now or at least a frail white-haired dementia patient

>>221838442
this is an unc general go blather about your crap music somewhere else neph

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>77th

>>221838442
yeah haven't even listened to it but I know it'll be shite

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ban pitbulls

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nth for the gyaldem

>>221838458
makes me laugh how quick you do it

mumberg said i act like norman bates :/

>>221838430
maybe try going to a professional and getting medicated

>>221838486
next image ill do it even quicker x

>>221838442
big agree but exeter is the best thing he's ever done to be factual

flatmate is a fucking dickhead
he came into the kitchen and i said "alright mate, been a while"
this cunt didn't even acknowledge me
he was on a call with someone but he didn't even bother
absolute cunt

>>221838486
doesn't take long when you spend literally all day doing it
muscle memory

>>221838352
love pmqs personally

>>221838469
shredded that brocolli to green mush

>>221838416
haha tell you're mate he's not dead he's resting

;)

one for the comedy fans

>>221838479
Why are literally all infographics just AI slop now?

>>221838430
Annoyingly the best way to do is all the shit that they tell you to do that you don't want to because it seems pointless.

Walk in nature (not around Solihull or wherever)
Exercise regularly
Get a hobby where you get to meet and chat with people even if it is just surface level (I do bouldering)
Eat healthy, stay active, stay away from drugs and booze and goyslop

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gfberg just showed me that you can remove dents from wood with an iron. she simply covered the dented part with a t-shirt, put the iron there, blasted the shit out of it with steam and the dents disappeared. chair looks like new. the wood fibres were just compressed, she said.

absolutely mental. why didn't I know this? is this common knowledge? am I retarded?

john cheese

sometimes wish i were rich so i could just have whatever i wanted at any time, but then that sounds like it would get boring quickly, but being able to splurge once in a while without bankrupting my entire bloodline would be nice

I win.

elephant scream

incelephant

>>221838548
Arsenal fan?

who should I play in overwatch today
damage role

>>221838547
me I like to have a wank which is FREE

>>221838430
Reorient to something higher then yourself and submit to its ideal

scream

>>221838477
geniunely shocking, he's appealing to retarded new fans by dropping "fairy, ""estoteric"", soft"" shtt. He needs to rap about drugs, clothes and jewelry again. We will never get songs like best buy and gatekeeper again

still wearing clothes that don't fit me any more and I'm trying to ignore how uncomfortable they make me

seeing double elephants

I'm black.

>>221838564
play with getting a job bum nigga

how long does it take to get past the looking like a paedo stage when you're growing a beard?

The AMOC is showing signs of collapse already

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lads
there's a broad consensus that buccal fat removal looks absurd on women

won't this look excellent on men though?
isn't right the ideal male facial bone structure?

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supper

>>221838498
exeter was alright but it felt like a throwaway, its still better than most of his recent stuff and it's telling.

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>>221838564
vencha

proboscis ahh thread

>>221838585
Arsenal fan?

>>221838529
holy crap 8 seconds

>>221838592
ngmi ahh q

>>221838597
>>221838600
5 seconds. I am the thumbnail GOAT.

>>221838599
reckon she looks better now, less gecko-y, reminds me a bit of uma thurman

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the gym was nice and cool even in this weather

might have a pooey shit wank

>>221838597
>>221838600
right that is mental

>>221838595
Will we get more snow?

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how many thousand bongs have died so far because of the 20+ weather? more than during the Blitz?

>>221838620
>ahh
Why are you pretending to be black?

Love jesus n USA

i will poo on u
u cant hide
u cant run
u will be poo'd on (by me)

>>221838603
You that eleman that's just been posted all over?

So what do you say?
You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away

Love sucking me toe nail clippings before I chuck them away

>>221838608
*in recent years I should have specified
nothing holds a candle to the gravity days :{

where's quornie

>>221838599
if there was a broad consensus then they wouldn't get them
most women don't think of these things - that looking like a ghoul makes them look less youthful

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NAE TEE HOO CHAA NAM DEE ON GON ON CHOGA. SURU SARU HEY SURA SARU HEY

Right

>>221838442
are you the yank that word for word steals my posts 4 days later?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221725350/#221726606

>>221838630
God loves you however.
Else you wouldn’t exist

>>221838665
Filthy archosaurs

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>>221838644

>>221838649
cuz dey iz kool

>>221838644
I think we're at a very sensible tenish, mostly from teenagers that can't swim apparently hurling themselves into lakes.

HEEEYYYY SEXY LADY! XD

screaming at this thread like a mong

dog owners have lower IQs

So here I go
I'm still scratching around in the same old hole

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Umm

>>221838714
'sheed

rorke: mosquito bradley can't hurt you he doesn't exist
mosquito bradley: >>221838687

Cat owners have toxoplasmosis and eat poo

>>221838714
alri rachid

>>221838727
>finding out rape is illegal

fuckkkkkkkkk

Can you PLEASE get me a mug.
(Get me the mug or I’ll fuckin kill you)

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what were your childhood obsessions, lads?

for me it was
>reading science books like the horrible science series
>reading encyclopaedias about random things like mushrooms, optical illusion, mythology, planets
>racing games and cars
>collecting furniture in habbo hotel
>woodcutting, pking, and making money in runescape

>>221838738
yeah? and what of leftypol? and 24 year old woman?

dog poo makes you go blind

>>221838765
dinos
loved em

>>221838714
eid mubarak!

The most brutally honest brother in Kentucky history just dropped an atomic truth bomb

Mom: “When your brother gets out of prison, he’s getting this room since you can’t keep it clean.”

Bro, without blinking: “This is MY room. This is where I jack off. Fact.”

Said it with his whole chest. Full Adidas outfit, zero shame, zero filter. Just raw, unapologetic honesty.a


loool ffs rorke

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what will it be boss?

ummm i'll have the doner kebab

£10 please

me: *starts twerking*

>>221838765
knights and swords
loved knights and swords so much
still do but it's not really acceptable now is it

>>221838481
I want touch her

going to TESCO lads
what would you recommend that I buy?

any "jokes" will not be appreciated

rorke saying "ow" when his character gets hurt in a video game

>>221838765
sports, trucks, cars, drawing, writing, and the police

always cat people seething irrationally about dogs and never the other way around
bunch of utter freaks, that's why most of /brit/ has cats

>>221838807
an ounce of decorum

Once did actually eat a bit of poo, was intending on butt fucking my teenage gf and was fingering it to get it ready but since I was a foolish teen did haven't lube and she liked pain a bit so didn't mind going in dry or just with some spit. Was licking the area and found a little chunk that came out. I just swallowed it down, didn't want to ruin the inevitably satisfying bum sex but was much more careful after that. One item goes in and then is kept far away from my face.

>>221838807
strawberry or milk nesquik powder and to prove you bought it you have to take a pic with /brit/ in the background

Any insults towards fluffykins will NOT be tolerated

>>221838814
whenever i see someone like this i assume they were molested and then pity them in my head

>>221838823
probably because cats don't kill babies

hi

just realised what 'kizza means

>>221838354
There's something that looks very friendly and charismatic and trustworthy about his face, I can't figure out exactly what it is. We'll probably win.

>>221838807
grab me a clue would you

nigga said hi

>>221838527
I knew this but I do woodworking as a hobby.

i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year

>>221838807
crusha and not that yank nesquik shite

>>221838844
ooh alright fucking jebediah of nazareth spare a talent of silver for the blind

>>221838864
>We
Hello Mohammed.

>>221838851
people kill more babies

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>>221838852

>>221838807
12 cans of heineken and a bottle of the tequila with a hat

>>221838844
yeah same these people usually had a tragic and abusive childhood and it's often mixed with autism and stuff
pity their souls

i usually go with "hello" but will sometimes use "howdy"

whybare the security people at aldi always black

doritos chip compandy has reveal their new mascot "the chip nigga"

>>221838905
Whitey is afraid of them

DREAMING OF SCREAMING

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Bladee and Yung lean should've kept working with yayoyanoh and bala club, too bad that colobumian pedo uli k ruined it for everyone and then trooned out after getting outed as pedo.

bala club would've been the dg of the UK.

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why black women do dat ting on dey 4head

>>221838905
security jobs are some of the easiest jobs to get. if i were an african migrant, that's the job i'd apply for first

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>>221838851
Sometimes cats sleep on top of babies killing them, but it's rarely noticed as they move on like silent assassins

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>>221838891

>>221838714
Agree. I can't think of anyone intelligent who owns a dog.

leftypol nodding in agreement at the crisp bame

>>221838905
blacks are the cheapest urban scarecrows to hire and dont ask for raises
basically slave labour, which leftypol loves importing for his billionaire masters

>>221838910
somehow one of the funniest posts in the thread

>>221838890
i'n pretty sure people seethe about that too

>>221838910
dont think this is real

>>221838941
theur hlding space

Going to grind on DQXI for a bit team. Aiming for around level 60 ideally

>>221838681
no, i just heard it
>>221838663
>the gravity days
glory days of /mu/ man

listening to the endless phonecalls of my normie flatmate is fucking mind numbing
>bro no way we just went our separate ways, she wanted to find herself a bit more, we just weren't emotionally compatiable
>bro no way hehe look at this new shirt i got, it's absolutely sick bro
>hey do you think these sneakers will go with them?
>hey bro you would not believe this...
>hey bro this is the funniest shit ever...
>hey bro wanna come round for pot luck at my kitchen tonight? - but don't invite this guy he's weird
>oh bro porn is designed to make you think of women sexually rather than their personalities
>hey bro you heard of this whole looksmaxxing thing?
>yes sirrrr bro i'm going to the jazz tomorrow night
>omg bro it's so warm rn, you know it's the same temperature as the body
>omg bro how did you get those quads?
>bro i don't have any shorts, i only have light pants, they should be enough for jazz though
>i think it has to be button up bro
>oh for real for real for real? you know what i'm saying

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dogs like to kill babies because they're jealous the baby gets more attention. dogs are truly pathetic, cowardly, manipulative, selfish, evil mutants.

>Between 75% and 91% of dog bites to children are inflicted by a dog known to them, such as a family pet or the dog of a friend/neighbor.

>Newborns are at the highest risk for fatal attacks. Infants under one year old account for 19% of all dog attack deaths, with 72% of those victims being less than 90 days old.

>Due to their height, children are disproportionately bitten in the head, face, or neck. Studies show that 61.7% to 80% of pediatric dog bites target these critical areas

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too hot

>>221838877
Yeah, taking after your mum I see, haha

>>221838910
roarrring

>>221838958
and they start posting about how we need to kill all people yeah?
also cats would absolutely kill babies more if they were able, they kill small wildlife all the time

>>221838976
how old is he

>>221838976
>sneakers
What yank bastards are these

Not reading those novels lol

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>>221838644
Germans be like

the record for a reposted image is 5 seconds
can anyone beat that

>>221838976
if you had pals you could tell them that on the phone instead of us

>>221838599
she looks better now

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>>221838981
cope

the belgian is missing

>>221838976
Shame this is how he repays you after you courteously stay alone and quiet in your incelchamber never inviting a woman around for a shag

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>>221838765

>>221839036
hope he's dead

rorke sizing up the tesco "nigga"

>>221839040
black swannn

>>221838981
>guns not allowed by responsible citizens for self defense in the home
>retarded mutts with lethal force, bred for violence, and capable of snapping any time, allowed off the leash in public around kids
Clown world. Dog "people" are braindead.

Which mobile network are you guys with? My O2 contract has ended

>>221839036
you didn't hear?

blackley wogsh

Looks like you were all having fun without me :/

NO ONE IS POSTING IMAGES
CUNTS

>>221839088
You will never beat my 5 second thumbnail post time.

im black

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'tillo.

>>221839105
14 seconds? Pathetic.

>>221839101
:(

just devoured a pot noodle and want another one

wank holiday

>>221839017
you're probably on ethernet you cheating freak

>>221839101
noooo noo no no rubes nooo babes no darling come here tell me all about it x

Yes nigga I'm black

>>221839067
Giffgaff has no lock in and you can cancel any time, and it's cheap.

>>221839127
I got it and I'm on Wifi.
Just built different

https://youtu.be/emJgbKMqdwY

Would be funny if /brit/ has all this racism and then we all meet up and most of us are black and brown LOL

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>cant wait for the reddit flaggers to be spamming that image of ruby crying for months to come

>>221839149
Lol

>>221839101
I can honestly say that I'm not into this phenotype, whatever it is

Would be funny if /brit/ has all this racism and then we all meet up and most of us are black and brown LOL

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there's your legacy boris you fat fucking cunt

>Reco Puttock

Wage slave got angry at me for not saying please.
SAY PLEASE
(I will kill you if you do not say please)

Was pretty horrific

you're telling me a gay porn made this burger?

>>221839166
It's Bread Durst, isn't it. I get it. Ha.

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sc

>>221839155
i think there was one guy who said he was half white

>>221838976
sneakers? brits say sneakers?

Thoughts on this old video of a racist guy on the tube getting knocked out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWqAnFy_p8
https://streamable.com/00eqo8

He says things like this:
>Black people are "lesser than us"
>Black people are "pets" of a man who objects to the racism
>His racism is "popular"

H-he's fast

putting mayo in my gay porn burger

>>221839201
screaming at this

Crazy how a neanderthal would look at a modern human with disgust and think they'd win in a fight yet we could press a button and a thing would fly to space, drop some warheads and vaporise their grim little thick skulled existence before they could think a though.

[YouTube] Racist man (Billy Steele) on London train gets KO'd *FULL VIDEO* (embed)
[Streamable] Racist man (Billy Steele) on London train gets KO'd *FULL VIDEO* [LXWqAnFy_p8] (embed)

>>221839190
ayo

taking ssris so i dont cum in 13 seconds

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my darg reco found his wings 2day. got mauled by an xl bully in a storm drain. let's print some t-shirts and pray

>>221839205
he's a leafnigger

I think I could kill a wolf with my bare hands if it attacked my dog. Getting your arm mauled is a given, you just have to accept it. I'd fuck the stupid little hare chasing cunt up. Strangle the little prick and gouge it's little faggot eyes out.

>>221839249
Doesn't work for me just makes my willy not feel sensation

>>221839137
I found one from Lebara for £3/month 35gb

Let’s go back to what England was…
Disappears

>>221839274
built for ruby's tongue

>>221839270
wolf is stronger than a person

>>221839272
wouldnt that also help

>>221839067
smarty

>>221839270
you couldn't they're much bigger than you think

>>221839300
Not for me just makes it not feel as nice

>>221839310
must suck being this height

very very redpilled on the Js

has carly `40 year old childless hag` had her baby yet

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aff tae bed

>>221839206
this was a hard watch, racist people are beyond cringe

Ruby Granger is no Ruby Stranger to Ruby Danger

>>221839317
fucking hell

what’s a cheap way to get 600 calories ?

>>221839341
my power is unmatched

>>221839317
ill

>>221839322
i reckon being a handsome millionaire makes up for some of it