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>>221844963
filo anime
Nice thread so far
I am attracted to a pair of very different middle-aged Latinx women at my new job. One of them is my instructor who's a short Puerto Rican with a little chub but she has giant melon tits, a sweet voice, and a decent face. The other is a tall, slender Goth with a kissable, adorable face that looks Asian. I want to fuck them both but I know I probably can't without flying into the Danger Zone.
>>221844997
Just did a filthy poo.
don't feel like gooningdon't feel like gamingit's so over
>>221845010
I get my disability money in 3 hours WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221845019i gooned but i dont feel like gaming
>>221845024
>>221845028only post i've liked so far. what's the plan for it?
theres a very real chance of your 4chan posts here being the longest lasting proof that you were alive
Business idea: start a disabled farm full of disabled people collecting disability buxx and take a cut from each and in exchange i provide them with free shelter and food
>>221845043i don't need proof i was alive. i won't be alive for it.
Have you ever seen the perfect ass? Like a big caboose? Woaow ahahaa yeeaahh
>>221845039Nothing much at all this month since I need to save my money. I'm not even buying a weed vape or flower this month because I have enough flower at home. I'll buy some vape pods and one nice food delivery order and that's it.
>>221845065yes.
hello cumbums
>>221845065I've seen many
Husqvarna motocross isn't dead yet, it seems. I'm not holding my breath, though, especially now that ktm reeks of poo
I'm in Hell, they have wifi down here actually
>>221845063https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_Health_Systems_Act_of_1980
if i download peak how many /cum/mers would play with me
>>221845115i wont
>>221845115meexcept not today because I have to toil early on the morrow
https://youtu.be/Wb3UrJjAac4
Is this true?
>>221845024What is this nigga’s IQ? You can’t get an ought from an is.
free range certified organic grass fed holocaust revisionist labubu
fuck you avsyou worthless fucking god damn shitters
Who was in the wrong here?
>>221845147>You can’t get an ought from an is.I don't understand this statement
>>221845114That's not going to stop meLots of things can be done under the table
>>221845161Yall judges be crazy
>>221845168for example, your mom giving me head
>>221845161did the teen redeem the google play cards? if so then i believe finnasum was in the right
went shopping today but I forgot to get grated cheese for my pasta
Im a he/they
>>221845161many such cases
>>221845163This isn’t exactly what Hume meant, but in the context of NDT’s Rationalia post:It’s impossible to derive a political formula from empirical observation alone. You need to have some kind of ideology that you want to advance, and that can only be based on your values, or how you value one thing/outcome over another. It’s impossible to derive preferences from pure observation of how things are.
hasan piker topping asmongold, now we're talking
religion was right about women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6dVH6rhIOo
The summer weather makes me so
>>221845188>setting random women on fire on public transportWhy is this becoming trendy
>>221845185you're gonna be a was/were if you keep it up
>>221845161uh oh stinky
>>221845203Megakino
I am an anxious wreck
>>221845207importing third world scum and unleashing them on civil populations of white people has become trendy
>>221845220
>>221845181That’s an African name, but he seems to be assimilating to the local Indian culture of BC
i curved tiffanyfor jessneed to get myself together i'm a mess
hey bois~~~~watcha jerggin off to tonight ~~~~
colorado should forfeit their 2001 stan lee for this atrocious performance
>>221845230You know this isn't really that bad. I'd rather have a random man shove poop on my face than set me on fire or slit my throat.Low-tier schizo assault.He still deserves the jail sentence
>>221845230>According to Canadian court records, he was born in Ethiopia and moved to Canada with his father when he was three years oldJeff sisters, our response?
>>221845220I get really anxious too. It sucks.
>>221845226Thank you
>>221845240Are you gay, perchance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc
it's normal to release savage monsters into the public, it creates social unrest and drives people apart. divide and conquer using subhuman berserkers to split the ranks.
>>221845230wow good thing he's been unemployed for years now! really contributing
>>221845255No. I'm not saying I WANT feces on my face. I'm saying it's nothing compared to the worst case scenarios
>>221845257why this nigga got a sniper bead on his fivehead
who's your favorite /cum/ personality? for me it's zoom zoom, he's quirky and fun but also has a serious side haha
>>221845171As long as they DON’T get deported
your post are whats killing this site. stop it!
Why are you guys always talking about poo poo and doo doo and pee pee ?
>>221845274There was a poster from Ketchikan, Alaska a while back. He was entertaining
>>221845237You could say they’ve taken a golden shower
>>221845263because our police use digital cameras from 2004 to photograph serial rapists for intake photos. they spent their budget on $3,000 AR15s and $780,000 Bearcats to use once every 3 years.
I'm a woman trapped in the body of a centipede
>>221845292why?
>>221845274I used to like the posters who posted YouTube links to genuinely good music, but Butthew seemed to permanently kill that trend
>>221844984
>>221845263It’s called a “bindi,” chuddie
>>221844984>>221845304LOL
>>221845297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgnHPqp0Dk
>>221845263Snipers don't use laser sights as they would be useless at any practical range at best and give away the position of the shooter at worst
I keep getting emails from services I haven’t used in years threatening to delete my account in 90 days due to inactivity, but then like a year later they send me the same email. Is it just a ploy to remind me their service exists, and try to get me using it again?
>>221845319knower of things is correct. that being said, lazorz are used for night operations but they're typically infrared and only visible under night vision.
>>221845318Nice
Roommate who doesn't have a job and doesn't pay the AC bill keeps turning off the AC and shutting all windows. Currently 28°C inside flat at 10 pm
my butthole hurts
>>221845230There's multiple guys who do this and they always get women and children
>>221845344can i help you?
Checked on the pickles. No mold yet. Probably at least another 36 hours until they're even close to pickled enough.
>>221845348The infamous poopoo peepee man…
Thinking about the Viet Cong
>>221845359What about the Viet Cum
>>221845342Beat they ass
>>221845342What the fuck is wrong with this person genuinely?
>>221845230>>221845357Why do African migrants do this?
>>221845357heckin love diversity :)
Roommate put the oven on 450°F preheat. But before that of course he had to immediately turn the AC off and shut the windows.
>>221845370what's wrong with both of them
>>221845371I don't think you can call it an impairment if they're just born that way
you guys are boring tonighti dont know what else to do
>>221845391Seems pretty reasonable to be uncomfortable with 28°C room temperature at night
Will probably pickle other vegetables too
maybe don't have some tropical third world groid as a roomie
enough boring posts. let's talk ____
mad how ders dat primal scream album wiv dat song dat goes summat like "kill all /cum/mypies"propa brappingtonized diss wunfinkin a brownskinned brapwurst is pesking out the archeloche
>>221845414Only British people listen to Primal Scream
>>221845412about anime
>>221845409I really really want to find another roommate and abandon this prick
>>221845419aninefags hang
>brits>people
put a log in your roomie's pillow case before he goes to sleepsweet dreams buster >:)
>>221845412g___?
>>221845327Just hit unsubscribe / report spam
>>221845440He doesn't have a predictable sleeping schedule
i am slowly coming to terms that i may, in fact, be stupid and not smart after all.
>>221845393
>>221845440wt is diss faggot ass pic you keep repostingmay hefta drop a log in your mouf little man
I have less than zero money
>>221845457all the better. it can sit in there and marinate for a while, get nice and ripe.if that's not your style, maybe wait until he falls asleep and then jam a log in his mouth.
Hit on that same Asian milf again down at the bar and she said she's down to peg me hard
VGH
>>221845473loira maxxx???
zoom zoom needs to die
Cursed off some truckfag making obnoxious noise in a residential for about a whole minute
Max out your credit card and declare bankruptcy right now
>>221845473Pegging is really funny. How do they figure out when to stop?>plastic dildo can’t cum>guy is in agonyIs it just when the guy can’t take it anymore? When the pegger gets bored?
my rapper name is fenty broccoli
>>221845492i don't even have credit card or credit whateverthefuck
>>221845464how nu r u that you don't recognize logposting
>>221845492Make children. Buy a home.
>>221844996loira maxxx?????????????
>>221845464i never liked that meme either, its kinda nasty.
>>221845478I've seen Amish people do this
>>221845503Why is he orange!!
>>221844996loira maxxx??????????????????????????
>>221845503israel needs goyslaves for their wars and loans. negroids won't pay 6.8% interest on a 30 year loan reliably, only whitey does that.
>>221845503How about Ben Sassy?
What's the orange for?
>>221845503>candy crushholy boomer
More like Ben Sissy
>>221845503Your thoughts on this?>>221845161>>221845230>>221845244
Social anxiety is such a mental block. You just want to smash right through it like FUCK.
>>221845503me?anti-natalism
get these damn canadians out of my walls!!!
>>221845506holy vapidsee so many vapid women deez days doing like selfies when i roonpropa vapid
>>221845525
>>221845538yeah well british women are ugly as fuck german women are beautiful you are just fucking jealous of german women
>>221845529me?i smash through womens arseslegally consensually of courseOF COURSEin the words of mc ride from death gripsseveral layers of reference in dat wun reference i mah addpropa good diss wun hairfta be imbrugliatin'
>>221845506People with colored eyes remind me of my dog. I usually want to pet them out of instinct.
>>221845537corr have dat exact fuzz box
“Vapid” has an interesting etymology. By analogy of a sparkling wine that has gone flat, you’re basically calling them soulless.
>>221845529Alcohol maxx start carrying a flask full of liquid courage
>>221845526Mental elves are a problem these days
>>221845503>make babies to work w2 jobs now. we need more tax income for israe- i mean peace through strength.
>>221845594Epic troll xd
Good news. The CT scan found a kidney stone and not kidney disease or bladder cancer like I was having panic attacks about.
>>221845636Bad news your penis will be torn apart by the volleyball sized stone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Cricket_on_the_Hearth_(1909).webmLook how hot the two bitches in the first scene are. Goddamn I wish I lived in the 1900s
Funny when I ask AI a hypothetical dietary question, and it starts scolding me because it’d be bad for my health
>>221845636>kidney stoneYou're in for a world of hurt
>>221845658Hot women still exist today, you know
I’m ready for bedtime
>>221845672Source?
>>221845672Prove it. Post a hot woman's butthole.
>>221845697
>>221845704puffy face that relies way too heavily on makeupunshapely breasts and a body shaped like a fridge (only aided by an expensive dress)
>>221845704She looks like that one actor nigga. He comes out in No Country for Old Men
>puffy face that relies way too heavily on makeup>unshapely breasts and a body shaped like a fridge (only aided by an expensive dress)
Last night I was feeling like a jerk off sesh was in order.I haven’t done so in a good while, especially not to pornographic imagery (since deleting the X (formerly twitter) app and videos off my phone my porn consumption has virtually ceased).So I went to trusty Simpcity and looked up this one model that came to mind and it was interesting “catching up” with her because I’ve seen her from a model starting out on insta, to doing nudes, to sucking her BFs cock on camera, to getting pregnant and milking that for content, to doing collabs with other models eating each other’s pussy and doing threesomes. All while her tattoos started filling up every inch of bare skin on her body.Imagine being that child of hers in a few years. Your mother’s life of the last decades documented online from showing bare feet to spreading asshole on camera and it’s there for everyone to see free of charge.
>>221845703https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79090889/#q79135389
drinking milk
>>221845704
My package will be here Saturday but I will be in Montana by then I hope sisterberg doesn't open it
>>221845733
>>221845735just downed a glass of milk with an oreo, myself
>>221845743Why? What is it?
>>221845711those look like aristocratic breasts
>>221845733She got her mony o algo. That kid won't be going to school with off-brand clothes
>>221845749A Lego set
>>221845743while you're in montana, I'll be giving your sister my "package"
>>221845755shortfag
shaved my facial hair, forgot how ugly i am under all thatSAD
>>221845733>collabs with other models eating each other’s pussyBased
>>221845762Sybau
Anyone else have a small penis?
>>221845780why are you going to montana?
>>221845780https://youtu.be/u0j58Aa88bw
>>221845794Nope, mine is of sufficient length and girth
>>221845794me
>>221845794Never measured mine honestly. Don't think it's too small but I don't want to have that knowledge. Ignorance is bliss
>>221845795It's a secret but I'll only be there for 3 days
>>221845812how are you getting there?
>>221845797Can't listen to it I don't have my headphones
>>221845794yes and it is gods curse upon me, one of many
LGBT populations have higher representation in individuals with dark triad personality disorders (narcissism, machiavellianism, psychopathy, and even sociopathy).
>>221845822Plane, it will be my first time flying
>>221845834Fly to my pussy
>>221845834you are affluent
I've probably flown more than a 100 times
>>221845842Fly a dilater into your neovagina
>>221845844No I'm not
>>221845810what if a woman asks you and you won't know how to answer correctly
Small penis correlates to higher intelligence so it's better for you in the long run.
>>221845883“Wouldn’t you like to know… faggot!”
>>221845794I'm grower not a shower which unfortunately sounds like cope but it's true
transphobes get the fist
>>221845898Now this is cope
>>221845898I'm a #smallpenisretard
>>221845883No woman has ever spoken to me about my private parts
>>221845898>highest IQ states in the country>also largest penis sizes in the countryFact check: FALSE
You wack you get the boot
Have to drive momberg to work in the morning not cool
>>221845898Why do retardcels always cope like thisMy IQ is high and my penis is 9 inches long. All the foids I attract are bimbo retards. >inb4 prooffag
>>221845946why doesn't she drive herself?
>>221845898I have a high IQ and a big penis THOUGH
>>221845949Your oenis isn't 9 inches long7 at most
>>221845959Because brotherberg needs her car
>thread topic goes from feces to penises
>>221845943
let's talk abut gock
>>221845977High IQ thread
Your dad sucks dick on the street corner so he can pay for your neet life
>>221845999i prefer gock over dick
>>221845999Someone should draw this and post it to the big 34
I don’t think I can ever forgive Singh Hortons. Not to mention that this is post facto damage control brought on by changes in government policy forcing their hand, rather than something they want to do
holy fucking shit we are back in business, internet is going out and i cant post on phone, internet is back though
>>221845933nobody has ever surveyed me on my penis size yet stats like these somehow exist?
>>221845745Hey it’s a free country
>>221846013Jeets make better donuts and coffee.
>>221846030He made it himself on Krita.
>>221846030If you've ever walked through a airport scanner then you have had your penis sized measured and saved in a database
>>221846023You should have stayed gone
>>221845949>>221845898Lies. I'm within the 125-130 IQ range with a relatively big penis and I get zero action.
>>221846048you should kill yourself
>>221846048he might leave if you stopped responding to him
>>221846047They always seem to flag me to go through the extra scanning. I’m probably on some kind of shit list. Maybe I should give myself a boner before I go through next time :)
>>221846047that's not fair because they should be measuring it when it's erect.
>>221846066Ok I hope everyone else stops replying to him too
I wish women could get some sort of thing similar to a boner so you could see if they are horny or not.
>>221846080>he doesn't know
>>221846080>some sort of thing similar to a bonerTheir nipples and clits harden, no joke
>>221846080They get a wet spot in their panties
If you suck a clit you are practically sucking a dick
my nipples are hard
>>221846057You're 5'6. Women genuinely are as shallow as /pol/ says and generally don't date men below 6'0 anymore. Even though (obviously) a fraction of men below 6'0 have large cocks and a good number of tall men have shrimps. I get why in the sense that they don't want to date someone who resembles a child but 5'6 isn't even that bad. Blackpill is real and women are midwits. If all hope is lost, apply for a pornstar application.
>>221846088>>221846087doesn't happen unless you are already having sex so it's pointless.
>>221846098They need to be pinched and tugged on
Some get so wet it soaks through their panties and skirts and soils your own pants and all takes is for me to kiss their necks while they’re sitting on my lap
destroy indians. destroy jews. destroy arabs. its very simple. proliferation of these races is an inherent crime.
>>221846100I find that high IQ women care less about things like height and will actually prefer short men provided they like you.
Sometimes I think about giving up trying to date women and becoming trans
>>221846113weird how you didn't mention blacks
>>221846111you must be African then.
>>221846080see >>221846087>>221846095
i bought 2 microphones because i thought mine was broken, one as a backup but it turns out it was just muted on the button thing i never use, guess i have 2 backups now
>>221846133One was Asian and one was white European!!
>>221846134Thanks. I can see who is replying to my post, dumb retard.
>>221846102>doesn't happen unless you are already having sexanon...>>221846100>Women genuinely are as shallow as /pol/ says and generally don't date men below 6'0 anymoreI'll see how my upcoming date goes. I've got one with a cute and curvy short Hapa girl who's something like 5'2". If that doesn't work and she just strings me along I'll go hit up that prostitute sometime in summer.>>221846097If you fuck a prostate you're practically fucking a uterus
>>221846123while blacks are inferior, they are not inherently contaminated at the genetic level as the aformentioned races.>proof?google consanguinity. the problem with blacks is a matter of culture not genetics.
Should I eat some more peanut butter m&ms
I would always give reasonable offers on eBay when I was just a buyer, 5-10% at most. but when I became a seller I learned that the average buyer tries to get 40-50% off. more evidence that the world doesn't deserve people like me.
>>221846144if some bitch was discharging unknown liquid on my lap while sitting on me I'd tell her to fuck off.
>>221846102>>221846134>>221846156>>221846066
>>221846159ebay is still around?
>>221845898i have a small penis and i am retarded
My bussy oozes goo when I'm turned on
>>221846156>the problem with blacks is a matter of culture not genetics.i.... i cant...
I came in my wife's ass the other day.
Having a negative canthal tilt is the most devastatingly ugly thing about a humans face.Hopefully you do not have it.
>>221846157are you gonna share?
>just get me to florida
>>221846184hey, small world, so did I
>>221846184anal is gross
>>221846186Only if you suck my dick first
>>221846181yes blacks are low iq. if youre implying black people cant be good people ever then youre retarded. >avoids the rest of my argumentyou really are retarded. lol.
>>221846204irishman detected
wonder whats up with those videos youtube keeps recommending to me, those videos i never click but its always there, the same video everytime, does youtube really think the 500th time is the charm?
>>221845883I always thought mine was average but it always got a reaction from girls. Until one that was kind of a slut told me straight up I had a big dick
Stop replying to Brazilians
>>221846221stay seething
>>221846221and germansand britsand namefags
>>221846221Don't tell me what to do
>>221846204When you have sex with the same person enough, anything different is a fun change of things
>>221846217if they like you then they will always think it's big, unless it's very obviously small.
>>221846248Did she poo out the cum in her bum
>>221846230>>221846144>>221845554>>221846057
I know my dick is small because I've showed it to my friends and they've told me it's small. It's like 4" inche.
>>221846264Later on yeah. I actually put a butt plug in, then we met her father and step mother for dinner. When she got home she dealt with it.
>>221846295that's illegal
>>221846277im like 5 6 inch and is still too small to be proud about it or at least too small that anyone would want to see it, as far as showing off its the same as you
i'm gonna miss you guys when this thread ends
Can't sleep
>>221846299How so
>>221846308we're going to hop right into another one
Penis size is unironically related to testosterone levels btw
My penis is deformed from circumcision
>>221846329Can women detect test or is that broken too because of all the estrogen they get from birth control
>>221846314haha you're cool anon. don't show up to the new thread.
>>221846338Can I suck on it?
>>221846338I have phimosis.
>>221846345Suck on a shotgun fag
>>221846338This makes me sad. My sisters did it to their sons also. Infant male genital cutting is a crime and needs to be stopped
>>221846365new
>>221846146no, you can't.
>>221846160And that’s why you’re not a sexking!!!
